The Felt Memorial Food Thread.

[inexpediency]

You know what I don't get, man? People who don't like cheese.

[spook blotter]

cheese is a vile substance
... unless it's melted or on pizza

[inexpediency]

WHAT

Cheese is delicious! And there are so many different kinds.

[spook blotter]

i've always loathed it
you could say...
cheese is my kismesis

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actually no, the cha cha slide is
but that's a different story

[inexpediency]

things I am a fan of:
cheese
the cha-cha slide

but it's okay spook, I still like you

[spook blotter]

i'm glad we can still be friends and agree to disagree :')

[iGrat]

I made lasagna

there's way too much of it, I ate 'till I was full, stuffed some in the fridge, and there's still like half left

waste of fucking resources i tell you

[ODIN]

NOTHING LIKE A GOOD OLD BURRITO TO CLOG UP THE SHITTER

[sekalfyks]

I....what?

Anyway, I'm eating this weird chicken cheese something or another, and it's got mushrooms in it.

I don't like mushrooms :[

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

I had manicotti tonight, and it was really good.

[FanczorEric]

I can't handle the taste or smell of most cheeses. It's just too strong.

Mozzarella is pretty neutral and really great though!

And i'm totally cool with some boring american cheese in an equally boring ham sandwich. That's always fine.

[spook blotter]

OKAY KIDS TIME TO MAKE SOME SHIT
these aren't exact recipes or whatever just guidelines to make AWESOME FOOD

easy peasy veggie wraps

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STEP 1: CUT UP SOME VEGGIES
i usually go with:
- potatoes
- carrots
-celery
- onions
- (a little) tomato

... but you can add whatever you like though cause it's your friggen life and i can't tell you what to do
oh yeah you can also add tofu or dead animals or whatever makes you happy!

cut up as many as you need
if you have any leftover veggies, soup man

STEP 2: PUT THAT SHIT IN A FRYING PAN
yeah prettymuch explains itself
put some oil on a frying pan and cook those veggies up!
i'm sure you can tell when they're done
right?

STEP 3: WRAP TIME
so yeah i'm sure you know how a wrap works so yeah do that
i highly recommend using sauce (I LIKE BBQ!!)
you can put sauce in the wrap, or just dip your wrap in it as you eat
or if you're boring a lame, no sauce. loser.

STEP 4: GRILL THE WRAP (OPTIONAL)
uhhh i have a george foreman grill so my life is easy
idk how else you'd do this step uhhhhh figure it out bye

ENJOY!

the best goddamn berry smoothie

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this is how i make a perfect smoothie

-take some frozen berries (strawberries or mixed berries are best!)
if you only have nonfrozen berries then you want to add some ice to make the smoothie colder but that WATERS IT DOWN so i highly recommend using frozen berries for this

-put as many berries as you desire in a blender

- ADD A BANANA TRUST ME EVEN IF YOU HATE BANANAS IT WILL TASTE SO MUCH BETTER OK
no bananas? mango mango mango!

- then you want to pour in some orange juice (pulpy orange juice is best!)
make sure you have enough so that all of the berries are submerged

-after that, add a little bit of any kind of milk (cow's milk, almond milk, soy milk...)
some people like yogurt in their smoothies but i think that's poopy
especially soy yogurt bluhhhh

BLEND IT

if it's difficult to blend, add more orange juice AND more milk until it reaches a good consistency
just make sure there's a lot more orange juice than milk

DRINK IT!!!

[Kamikaze Scotsman]

some people like yogurt in their smoothies but i think that's poopy

That had me laughing for 5 minutes. Thank you.

[Kuraiou]

GUYS.

GUYS.

http://www.choosechicago.com/chicago...s/default.aspx

I know this is a local thing but seriously if anyone is around, this restaurant list is batshit insane. Blackbird? Avec? Piccolo Sogno? IT'S ALL HERE. I am about to foodgasm looking at some of these menus. WE GOTTA MAKE THIS HAPEN.

[KawaiiMelon]

guys, put some strawberries in the freezer for a couple hours.

TASTE EXACTLY LIKE FUCKING STRAWBERRY ICECREAM

[inexpediency]

So what are some good foods for when you're sick? Don't say "chicken noodle soup" because I don't have any.

Come to think of it, I usually just power through a few sleeves of Saltines when I'm sick.

[KawaiiMelon]

So what are some good foods for when you're sick? Don't say "chicken noodle soup" because I don't have any.

Come to think of it, I usually just power through a few sleeves of Saltines when I'm sick.

hot pockets with hot sauce, makes me feel better all the time.

[Kuraiou]

So what are some good foods for when you're sick? Don't say "chicken noodle soup" because I don't have any.

Come to think of it, I usually just power through a few sleeves of Saltines when I'm sick.

sip ginger ale. Drink lots of water. If you're actually hungry, go for non-cream-based soups (any will do). Avoid dairy and highly acidic meals. Avoid oil. Plain pasta with butter, dinner rolls, etc. aren't bad. A common thing I eat when I'm not feeling too great is to basically take either salami or turkey and a tortilla, then make a sort of roll-up with it and just eat that.

[iGrat]

So what are some good foods for when you're sick? Don't say "chicken noodle soup" because I don't have any.

Come to think of it, I usually just power through a few sleeves of Saltines when I'm sick.

Soup of any kind, and also chamomile tea with honey.

[Rogles]

Is anyone else a toast addict? I find myself eating toast at least twice a day.

I HAVE TO STOP

But addiction is a powerful thing ;_;

[spook blotter]

some people like yogurt in their smoothies but i think that's poopy

That had me laughing for 5 minutes. Thank you.

no thank YOU
this is why i want a cooking show

So what are some good foods for when you're sick? Don't say "chicken noodle soup" because I don't have any.

Come to think of it, I usually just power through a few sleeves of Saltines when I'm sick.

garlic soup!
hands down
trust me you'll be feeling so much better
find a recipe online cause i'm a lazy butt

[inexpediency]

thanks for the advice :]

I don't have much of an appetite but I'll keep that stuff in mind

[Kuraiou]

yeah, when I get sick I tend to lose my appetite really badly. sippin' on gingerale is the one thing that keeps me sane. Once i went 3 days without eating and didn't feel hungry the whole time on account of being so sick. It wasn't good.

[inexpediency]

That's pretty much what I do, and if I do get hungry, I just eat a bunch of Saltines because it's one of the few things that doesn't taste weird when I'm sick. It's probably not very nutritious.

[Lieutenant Fish]

I just made the most horrible sandwich ever. I was rushed, so I threw some steak, cheese, and ranch dressing into a tortilla and heated it up. I don't know exactly where the problem developed, as I can use those ingredients to great effect most of the time, but this combination was just unholy.