(I had to delete the List O' Stats sorry)
A young woman stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that, unbeknownst to this young woman, this particular day will have particular importance to the world. What shall this young woman's name be?
ENTER NAME: GORBLESNATCH VON HUMPERDINK
No way, Jose.
ENTER NAME: IJI KATAISER
Your name is Iji Kataiser. You are an enormous fan of the popular webcomic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, which you believe to be the greatest work of literature ever written in the history of the world. You're the kind of fan who likes to hurl themselves down the stairs in order to reenact your favourite scenes from the comic. You do not believe that alien lifeforms exist, a statement that may or may not become extremely ironic later on. You also are interested in such things as missiles, explosions, and incredibly heavy weaponry, and are somewhat good with computers. What do you do?