Komato Rambo: Hah! All right, then, you'll confront the Commander-in-Chief and his cohorts! Head towards the sound of chaotic shouting and incessant toilet flushing.
Vexorg: Notice the Super Juice 5000 that the captain ordered a while ago that was supposed to fall during your battle. Much to everyone's surprise, decide to do the right thing and catch it before it blows up.
Vexorg: Be too happy that you just got some free Super Juice 5000 and earned some actual respect from some of your peers to care that you might have just let the Human Anomaly live.
Hidden Camera: Automatically upload the video of Vexorg and Iji's fight to KomatoTube. The reaction to this video is mixed and people get into a huge comment war over whether or not Vexorg did the right thing.
Krotera: Since your confrontation with Iosa, have inexplicably ended up stuck inside a tree house with no windows, wearing a giant foam finger on one hand and holding an empty pot that once contained coffee in the other. There is a Tasen in here who is extremely angry with you because it's somehow your fault. And also, a Komato clown playing card games on the floor for some reason. Words cannot describe how embarrassed you are.
Iosa: Laugh uproariously about what just happened to Krotera. When the Tasen start telling you stories about how embarrassing Krotera was, get over your racist attitudes at least long enough to engage these Tasen in friendly conversation.
Results 2,101 to 2,125 of 2193
Thread: Iji
-
07-16-2012, 11:20 PM #2101
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
- Location
- Vermont
- Posts
- 57
Re: Iji
-
07-17-2012, 07:12 PM #2102Chaos Weaver
- Join Date
- Feb 2010
- Posts
- 9,689
Re: Iji
That was one damn awesome fight.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
-
07-17-2012, 07:21 PM #2103Knight of Stone
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
- Location
- Land of Rust and Silence
- Posts
- 2,095
Re: Iji
<Whoever makes the most sense> While hacking, accidentally delete all the video evidence of Vexorg fighting the Anomaly.
My adventures and writing here:
Current: Today is your day (Aisleventure)
Completed: Aisleventure: Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!
Abandonned: Cursed, Trust me, Trust Me: Reboot, Troll Ender's Game: Shadow of the CULLSAT parts 1 and 2, Leave Me Alone!.
-
07-17-2012, 09:17 PM #2104
- Join Date
- Jun 2009
- Posts
- 543
Re: Iji
Yukabacera: While hacking, intentionally delete all the video evidence of Vexorg fighting the Anomaly, because Vexorg is a jerk and any evidence of his success should be withheld from the public.
-
07-17-2012, 10:06 PM #2105
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- In your base, defeating your forces
- Posts
- 1,209
Re: Iji
Komato Public: Wonder why the Doomtube video of Vexorg fighting the Anomaly was deleted, especially after it had gotten over 5 million views.
-
07-29-2012, 05:35 PM #2106Wiggler
- Join Date
- Jun 2012
- Posts
- 5
Re: Iji
And, just to rub salt in the wound, replace the previous video with a Komatoroll.
Originally Posted by Leylite
-
07-29-2012, 07:19 PM #2107Freddie Uranus
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- Location
- London
- Posts
- 5,667
Re: Iji
Well, now that that's over with, you can go on and activate this TERMINAL.
And there's your way out. Time to get back on the road. You have a GENERAL to deal with.
Might as well pick up this NANO while you're here.
Hmm. It looks like that TERMINAL opened up some of the DOORS here, but you'll have to keep going if you want to open this thing up. Onwards, then!
Seeing as you've already been over to the right, you climb upwards.
...well. This could get interesting...
> Vexorg: Notice the Super Juice 5000 that the captain ordered a while ago that was supposed to fall during your battle. Much to everyone's surprise, decide to do the right thing and catch it before it blows up.
Hmm...everything's been said and done, and yet, there's some part of you that can't help but feel that you're forgetting something...or perhaps that some higher entity is somehow forgetting something.
> Vexorg: Be too happy that you just got some free Super Juice 5000 and earned some actual respect from some of your peers to care that you might have just let the Human Anomaly live.
So what? She had a point.
Yes, you could just kill her right there. There was nothing stopping you. But where would you have gone from there? In the long run, it would all be meaningless. No, you'll keep your rivalry alive. It'll work out better for the both of you that way - you'll each train to best each other, and you'll constantly be measuring your skills. You'll give yourself motivation and make sure you always stay ready. It's a fine plan, and you must say, you feel a certain level of appreciation for the ANOMALY. You look forward to meeting her again.
Of course, you'll kick her ass this way to Thursday. Because you're awesome like that.
> Hidden Camera: Automatically upload the video of Vexorg and Iji's fight to KomatoTube. The reaction to this video is mixed and people get into a huge comment war over whether or not Vexorg did the right thing.
> Yukabacera: While hacking, intentionally delete all the video evidence of Vexorg fighting the Anomaly, because Vexorg is a jerk and any evidence of his success should be withheld from the public.
> And, just to rub salt in the wound, replace the previous video with a Komatoroll.
> Komato Public: Wonder why the Doomtube video of Vexorg fighting the Anomaly was deleted, especially after it had gotten over 5 million views.
...what sorcery is this?!? Did Vexorg seriously just KOMATOROLL all of you after building up this great moment for himself?
You have just lost any respect for him you may have gained from this fight.
> Komato Rambo: Hah! All right, then, you'll confront the Commander-in-Chief and his cohorts! Head towards the sound of chaotic shouting and incessant toilet flushing.
> Krotera: Since your confrontation with Iosa, have inexplicably ended up stuck inside a tree house with no windows, wearing a giant foam finger on one hand and holding an empty pot that once contained coffee in the other. There is a Tasen in here who is extremely angry with you because it's somehow your fault. And also, a Komato clown playing card games on the floor for some reason. Words cannot describe how embarrassed you are.
> Iosa: Laugh uproariously about what just happened to Krotera. When the Tasen start telling you stories about how embarrassing Krotera was, get over your racist attitudes at least long enough to engage these Tasen in friendly conversation.
> Vexorg: Realize once you're back on the ship that nobody's going to believe that you beat the Anomaly.
> Somebody Vexorg Hates: Make fun of Vexorg for not having killed the Anomaly yet.
> Iji: Be long gone by the time he returns to the boss room.
INTERLUDE OF SILLINESS
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
-
07-29-2012, 10:13 PM #2108
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
- Location
- Vermont
- Posts
- 57
Re: Iji
Krotera: Well, at least the computer in your helmet could be useful if it still works in the afterlife!
Angry Tasen: Wait, no, stop!
Every Single Tasen in the Universe, Alive and Dead: Be horrified by what you suddenly see in your visor. Even Hel Sarie, who's still controlling Chelsea, starts screaming.
Komato who had just barely brought more resources to Chelsea: Cower in fear. What did you do wrong!?
Vexorg: Remember to get your camera back. Find out that it already uploaded the video. Freak out and go on Komatotube or Doomtube or whatever it's called.
Vexorg: Be surprised that your video (1) has been inexplicably replaced by a Komatoroll and pleasantly surprised that it (2) has been reuploaded by several hundred other users and (3) has already inspired dozens of commentary videos, memes and parodies, both positive and negative.
Vexorg: Return to the ship, as per Kiron's evacuation orders, but try not to let it on that you're pleased and surprised with how your video was received.
Communists: Hear a battle(between the Komato Rambo and the commander-in-chief's entourage but you don't know what's going on outside) taking place outside the bathroom door. Get a little worried because you have no idea what's going on out there.
Communists: Start to freak out a little bit when the toilet malfunctions and starts to overflow, filling the room with water.Last edited by Xykoled; 07-30-2012 at 09:49 AM.
-
07-30-2012, 02:53 AM #2109
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- Posts
- 282
Re: Iji
Finally I'm at the end!
Saxton Hale: Awaken in Australia as TF2 was based on real life in this reality. Sense, using your Australian senses that there are Australium infected Tyranids there and fight them, then remember that you need to have an arm wrestle with your friend, reallyjoel's Dad, and jump towards McTasen's, causing the "Roof Break!!" sound effect to happen.
Iji: Get ye flask and pumpkin and arms.
Komato cashier named Neddy Komatogoon: go "Ying tong iddle i po" randomly, and then start counting the units in the cash register.
Kiron: Flashback to when the assassins discovered TF2!
-
08-09-2012, 10:26 PM #2110
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- Posts
- 282
Re: Iji
Captain Lghuryof: update already!
-
08-09-2012, 11:39 PM #2111New Person
- Join Date
- Sep 2011
- Location
- Not telling.
- Posts
- 135
Re: Iji
Iji: Start kicking things
Tor: Stop acting crazy
-
08-11-2012, 02:40 PM #2112
- Join Date
- Jun 2009
- Posts
- 543
Re: Iji
Iji: Equip the Hyper Pulse, and start spinning around and firing in circles.
-
08-11-2012, 04:24 PM #2113Insignirodentiamourous
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Location
- Land of Cages and Sawdust
- Posts
- 14,762
-
08-12-2012, 05:24 AM #2114I want Kat's glasses!
- Join Date
- Jun 2010
- Location
- France
- Posts
- 605
Re: Iji
-
08-12-2012, 09:26 PM #2115Knight of Stone
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
- Location
- Land of Rust and Silence
- Posts
- 2,095
Re: Iji
Iji: Fall flat on your ass due to recoil. Resolve not to do that again. Originally Posted by Varkarrus
My adventures and writing here:
Current: Today is your day (Aisleventure)
Completed: Aisleventure: Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!
Abandonned: Cursed, Trust me, Trust Me: Reboot, Troll Ender's Game: Shadow of the CULLSAT parts 1 and 2, Leave Me Alone!.
-
08-12-2012, 09:53 PM #2116Freddie Uranus
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- Location
- London
- Posts
- 5,667
Re: Iji
> Iji: Equip the Hyper Pulse, and start spinning around and firing in circles.
Ah yes, the HYPER PULSE. The only weapon that combines KICKING THINGS with BLASTING THEM WITH LASERS into one convenient package.
With that, you pick up the NANO and move on.
And down here are some TROOPERS. This shouldn't be that much of a problem.
...but this certainly should.
> Iji: Shoot while jumping.
That's it! If you still have enough energy to pull it off effectively, you should be able to still fire off an airborne shot at the ANNIHILATOR! With any luck, you'll be able to hit it in the face, presumably destroying its cameras. Or whatever those lights on its face are.
Maybe you shouldn't try that in a room with such a low ceiling.
> Vexorg: Remember to get your camera back. Find out that it already uploaded the video. Freak out and go on Komatotube or Doomtube or whatever it's called.
All right. Now all is said and done, and you can get your CAMERA back so you can...
...wait a minute. If your CAMERA was recording...then millions of people have just seen you overrule your lifelong vendetta and make peace with the ANOMALY. That won't be good for business!
> Vexorg: Be surprised that your video (1) has been inexplicably replaced by a Komatoroll and pleasantly surprised that it (2) has been reuploaded by several hundred other users and (3) has already inspired dozens of commentary videos, memes and parodies, both positive and negative.
...but what's this?
It seems that already, your video has become an instant hit. Everyone's talking - for better or worse - about what you did. You've become a household name. There is no KOMATO online who does not know about what you've done today.
Maybe they hate you for it. Maybe they don't. But there is one thing for sure, and that is that you have accomplished what you had set out to do in the first place.
Everyone recognises your awesomeness.
> Vexorg: Return to the ship, as per Kiron's evacuation orders, but try not to let it on that you're pleased and surprised with how your video was received.
Yes, you have gotten the orders. But perhaps these are orders worth shirking. After all, you've made your own orders.
You've committed yourself to meeting the ANOMALY again some day, and if you go with KIRON, he'll destroy the planet. You know that that's exactly what the ANOMALY is trying to prevent, and if she fails, you'll know that you won't be able to make good on your plans. If you go with the rest of the force, you can't be certain what will happen next. But if you stay behind, and make sure that the ANOMALY stops it...then you can be sure of her survival.
You know that orders are orders. But some things are more important than orders.
> Tor: Stop acting crazy
> Communists: Hear a battle(between the Komato Rambo and the commander-in-chief's entourage but you don't know what's going on outside) taking place outside the bathroom door. Get a little worried because you have no idea what's going on out there.
> Communists: Start to freak out a little bit when the toilet malfunctions and starts to overflow, filling the room with water.
> Kiron: Flashback to when the assassins discovered TF2!
Oh god. You remember the day.
And life was never the same after that.
> Krotera: Well, at least the computer in your helmet could be useful if it still works in the afterlife!
> Angry Tasen: Wait, no, stop!
> Every Single Tasen in the Universe, Alive and Dead: Be horrified by what you suddenly see in your visor. Even Hel Sarie, who's still controlling Chelsea, starts screaming.
> Komato who had just barely brought more resources to Chelsea: Cower in fear. What did you do wrong!?
> Saxton Hale: Awaken in Australia as TF2 was based on real life in this reality. Sense, using your Australian senses that there are Australium infected Tyranids there and fight them, then remember that you need to have an arm wrestle with your friend, reallyjoel's Dad, and jump towards McTasen's, causing the "Roof Break!!" sound effect to happen.
Once again, you are victorious! AUSTRALIA has been safely wrested from the grasp of these loathsome creatures, whatever they are.
This reminds you...you and your old friend, REALLYJOEL'S DAD, were supposed to have one of your old ARM-WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS some time, and you haven't gotten back to him! It's time you set that straight.
Last edited by Captain Lhurgoyf; 08-12-2012 at 09:55 PM.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
-
08-13-2012, 01:16 AM #2117
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- Posts
- 282
Re: Iji
(sorry bout that lhurgyof)
reallyJoel's dad: That's your old friend Saxton Hale! You forgot about the armwrestling championship with him! Well, it looks like you should do it now!
Vexorg: Immediatly assume the anomaly deleted your video. She'll pay for this! even though it went memetic
-
08-13-2012, 05:42 PM #2118New Person
- Join Date
- Sep 2011
- Location
- Not telling.
- Posts
- 135
Re: Iji
Iji: Use the CFIS on the Annihilator.
McTasens: Be attacked by Komato Troops.
Vexorg: Start getting hate mail from people who hate the KomatoRoll.
Tor: Check to make sure your mecha isn't put on Maximum Charge.
-
08-14-2012, 04:58 PM #2119Wiggler
- Join Date
- Jun 2012
- Posts
- 5
Re: Iji
>You wonder, will the impossible awesomeness exuded from this match open up a wormhole that will wipe out all life and lesser beings? Originally Posted by id319
...
Nah.
>Random Komato Squad: Uh-oh, the anomaly seems to be nearing! Quick, head to the room under Tor's eventual battleground and make sure it's filled with every kind of nanofield, nano, and weapon that an intruder could easily pick up and use to defeat the general with ease!
>Captain Lhurgoyf: Try not to work yourself too hard. Feel free to take a temporary hiatus if you need to focus on college for a while. We'd understand.
-
08-14-2012, 10:22 PM #2120
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- In your base, defeating your forces
- Posts
- 1,209
Re: Iji
Yeah, if RL gets to be too much, drop this for a while so you can deal with that. College is more important that doing a web adventure for a bunch of faceless people over the internet after all.
-
08-18-2012, 07:00 PM #2121Freddie Uranus
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- Location
- London
- Posts
- 5,667
Re: Iji
> Iji: Use the CFIS on the Annihilator.
Well, this is an ANNIHILATOR you're dealing with, so you might as well give it a taste of its own medicine! You grab a STUPIDLY POWERFUL GUN and start blasting away nonstop, not even caring about how much damage you take, only moving to get out of the way. Yeah, who's the indestructible heavily-armed war machine now?
Hah! There's no way they can stop you now!
...okay, you were just asking for it this time.
> Vexorg: Start getting hate mail from people who hate the KomatoRoll.
> Vexorg: Immediatly assume the anomaly deleted your video. She'll pay for this! even though it went memetic
...ANOMALY! She did this, didn't she? You accept her offer to let her go free, and this is how she repays you? You've been had! This is an outrage! She clearly has attempted to undermine your good name by making everyone think that this moment - your moment of glory - was a scam! You'll have some choice words for her the next time the two of you cross paths.
> Tor: Check to make sure your mecha isn't put on Maximum Charge.
Oh dear...you just remembered, you aren't sure if your EIDOLION is still set to MAXIMUM CHARGE! You really hope you forgot to turn it off before you left. You don't want to have to explain to HIGH COMMAND why the electric bill got to be so high. But what if you didn't? What if it's been on all this time? What if you forgot? What will you do then? Oh, you hope to God it's not set to MAXIMUM CHARGE. Please don't let it be set to MAXIMUM CHARGE! You don't know what you'd do if it was set to MAXIMUM CHARGE!
...it's set to MAXIMUM CHARGE, isn't it?
>Random Komato Squad: Uh-oh, the anomaly seems to be nearing! Quick, head to the room under Tor's eventual battleground and make sure it's filled with every kind of nanofield, nano, and weapon that an intruder could easily pick up and use to defeat the general with ease!
> reallyjoel's Dad: That's your old friend Saxton Hale! You forgot about the armwrestling championship with him! Well, it looks like you should do it now!
> You wonder, will the impossible awesomeness exuded from this match open up a wormhole that will wipe out all life and lesser beings?...Nah.
Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!
AVGN Quote of the Moment-I-Have-Time-To-Update-It: "When we heard that a Ghostbusters game for Nintendo was coming out, we were so excited, we shit our pants! Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof! "
-
08-18-2012, 11:19 PM #2122Insignirodentiamourous
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Location
- Land of Cages and Sawdust
- Posts
- 14,762
-
08-19-2012, 01:26 AM #2123
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- In your base, defeating your forces
- Posts
- 1,209
Re: Iji
> Turn out that the both of you won.
-
08-19-2012, 10:03 AM #2124
- Join Date
- Jun 2009
- Posts
- 543
Re: Iji
Iji: Switch to the Plasma Cannon and finish killing the Annihilator.
Iji: Go to the terminal and try to open the door, but discover the computer will only let you flip the switch if you can beat it at Tic-Tac-Toe! And it's a perfect-play AI!
Iji: Punch the monitor, which inexplicably opens the door anyway.
-
Dan: Ask the McTasen workers if there's any new foods you can order and eat now that you have a BITE 2 statistic.
Dan: Check the help file to see what new trait BITE 10 would give you.
-
General Tor: Use your military hand-to-hand combat training to flip the Komato Trooper and pin him to the ground.
-
COTTE hackers: Ask Ansaksie for a lift off this planet before it blows up.
-
08-19-2012, 10:58 PM #2125New Person
- Join Date
- Sep 2011
- Location
- Not telling.
- Posts
- 135
Re: Iji
Tor: Remember that you outrank the Scout. Use this advantage to make him let go of you.
Komato Roll: Get spammed all over youtube.
Iji: Run all over the place to confuse the Annihilater.Last edited by TheMMM; 08-19-2012 at 11:23 PM.
Reply With Quote
