Gypsum again. Also, quietly hum the theme song, the original one. You obviously know the words by heart.
Gypsum again. Also, quietly hum the theme song, the original one. You obviously know the words by heart.
baby-crazy MIA it's fancy because it's french || plaguemaker fetish character terrible mistake how to be a supervillain in 6 easy steps ghost story maneater || red white wolf || coat bat STARWHALE
SERIOUS ART or FUCKERY?
<Godbot> paul banks is the illest motherfucker please do not hurt me
> GO to the lab and tell her your name is "Gorblesnatch von Hugedick"
Her name is clearly Damaris.
How about Opal?
Opal and Obsidian. D'awwww.
"his"? So what were those breast-looking things, pocket protectors?Originally Posted by Andorxor
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Her husband is also a professor, maybe?
I was thinking Ivory as well.
Anaïs is a white marble.
Now that's a Gym Leader name right thurr.
I kinda like this too.Originally Posted by Eversist
Originally Posted by Eversist
Originally Posted by thegreenspark
Originally Posted by Eversist
Surely I'm not reading this right, he thought, briefly.
A sudden weight came over his chest and he found it hard to breathe as he leapt up and grabbed his backpack, containing the medicine, five pokeballs (He'd heard about trainers starting without any and found the idea ridiculous), his trusty knife, and a few other odds and ends.
He ran outside, passing through the empty kitchen. His mother was still out at her latest boyfriend's house. The early morning thunderstorm surprised him briefly, but he pressed through wet and the cold nonetheless. Lightning struck loudly close by, on the route leading out of town, but he didn't even startle. He went over the contents of the message in his mind again as he ran to the Pokemon lab.
Hey Sid. The three of us are starting our Pokemon adventure today, thought you might want to come by and see the Pokemon we got. I'm never totally sure when it's okay to come over.
Catch ya later,
Opal, Gypsum, and Anaïs
Gypsum: 'Sup, Sid? Nice hat. Too bad about th'rest of ya, though.
Anaïs: We got Pokemon today! All three of the starters for this year!
Obsidian: All three?
Dude, c'mon. You're making this too easy on me.
Opal: I think he wanted one.
Oh no!
...All year.
Oh. Damn, dude, we didn't know.
Our mom will be back in a second. She might be able to provide you with an alternative.
Yeah!
That'd be cool, if you could start your adventure with us. I mean, not that-
Cheer up! I'm sure she'll think of something.
Which one did you want to get?
Heh, Yeah, Sid, which one do you want?
Grass, fire, or water?
You totally wanted water, because water is the shit best.
You were gonna take a look at your options before you decided. Makes more sense to choose when you see the full spread of what's being offered, right?
"Obviously water, I made a list of pros and cons and everything"
Originally Posted by Iridium
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>Fire, to match the burning fury that spills out of your manly soul.
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> Well, to be specific, you really wanted a Charmander...the adorable little things...
Which Pokemon are those types?
Alternatively, go for a Psychic, a Dark or a Fighting type. (lol, Alternate Triangle)
You want dat fire pokeymon, no matter what, except if it's Torchic, cuz he gay.
Originally Posted by MayorSillyBiscuits A.K.A Eismo
> The fire girl Pokemon, though you'd want to see what that is first of course.
> You're okay with this, if you get even a common normal type pokemon you're good enough to become a great trainer anyway. So long as it can actually attack unlike a normal magikarp.
The only constant is Chaos.
Avatar by the Amazing Gentrigger, author of Songs we sing, with some minor terrible editing by me to fit.
Pokemon Strategy Guide! For people who want to spoil their game on their first playthrough like chumps.