Songs we sing

[Nucleose]

Gen makes the best hats.

[Saint Game]

are you just handing these out, or do we have to ask nicely?

[Asmodemus]

That is one kick-ass god sponsor avatar and looks amazing along with Orator me. Thanks again Gen.

I also like that his name is Spear since the verb spear means to penetrate or strike with like an arrow through the heart and he's the god of hearts. His avatar is also a Sphere with extra bits. Clever.

[GenTrigger]

Sweet. Can you do one of me?

are you just handing these out, or do we have to ask nicely?

I'm just going to hand these out for ever-changing hidden reasons when I'm procrastinating on doing the next update and need to art to warm up or get my mind off of actually updating.

As soon as I start promising them I'm going to suddenly dislike doing them.

I might feel inclined to do them for anyone who donates to my po' white ass though *shameless*

[Saint Game]

Sweet. Can you do one of me?

are you just handing these out, or do we have to ask nicely?

I'm just going to hand these out for ever-changing hidden reasons when I'm procrastinating on doing the next update and need to art to warm up or get my mind off of actually updating.

As soon as I start promising them I'm going to suddenly dislike doing them.

I might feel inclined to do them for anyone who donates to my po' white ass though *shameless*

You know what the best part about begging for money is? It works sometimes.
do you have a paypal?

[GenTrigger]

That is one kick-ass god sponsor avatar and looks amazing along with Orator me. Thanks again Gen.

I also like that his name is Spear since the verb spear means to penetrate or strike with like an arrow through the heart and he's the god of hearts. His avatar is also a Sphere with extra bits. Clever.

The God of Blood was far too obvious and Grimdark of a title for him.

Not to mention...

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[GenTrigger]

Sweet. Can you do one of me?

are you just handing these out, or do we have to ask nicely?

I'm just going to hand these out for ever-changing hidden reasons when I'm procrastinating on doing the next update and need to art to warm up or get my mind off of actually updating.

As soon as I start promising them I'm going to suddenly dislike doing them.

I might feel inclined to do them for anyone who donates to my po' white ass though *shameless*

You know what the best part about begging for money is? It works sometimes.
do you have a paypal?

I'm an artist, I've got a lifetime of whoring myself out and groveling to look forward to, might as well start early.

v This should be it. v

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Lambkyle@hotmail.com

^ Spoiler'd to hide my last strand of dignity ^

[GenTrigger]

One last one for the night.

Orator Engineclock & Taciturn, Goddess of Hallowed Ground

[Asmodemus]

Oooh, neat word earring things. And I like Engineclock's hat and feather.

[ArgentGuy]

>Sonnet: Ask the King if he couldn't have went easier on the lil guy, eh?

[Nucleose]

The only thing I can see Engineclock saying is "THE END IS UPON US HISSSS"

(Thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up)

[CrazedPorcupine]

>Lame, Be named Frank
>Frank, Realize that you just Failed your job for the first time ever.

[Anthano Zasalla]

The best hats indeed.

>Sonnet: Graciously pass through the kindly king.

[GenTrigger]

>Sonnet: Graciously pass through the kindly king.


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Jefferey: Oooooooooooooooh goodness, I sure hope he's not huuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt.
Kod: I gave him but a scare, nothing more. You all saw it... right?
Sonnet: We can't vouche, we really can't, but Lames are prone to fainting.
Jefferey: Should we taaaaaaaaaaaake him with uuuuuuuuuuuuuus?
Sonnet: No no, he's not the adventuring type, besides he won't be too happy that we got past his watch.
Kod: He'll perchance wake to think his ordeal only a nightmare.
Sonnet: Exactly, I'd offer you a chance to come along with us sire, but I don't think Jefferey would enjoy carrying around a door.
Kod: Not a worry m'lady, my kingdom is of the doors. Today was filled with more than enough excitement to hold me over.
Sonnet: Then we'll be off, so long sire.
Jefferey: Goooooooooooooooooooooooodbye.

=>


In the middle of the room is a rather small hole with a spiral staircase crammed down it. This is the way down into Yawn's domain alright, and there are no more paths left but this. Sonnet hesitates a moment, thus far the obstacles have been small due to Absolute's belief that nobody would be able to get up to this castle. Below though is where the true guardians of this keep are stationed.

Fighting such odds aren't what Orators are good at, she'll have to remember her weaknesses and use her strengths to cover for them if she's going to get out of here alive.

=> Descend.


The staircase continues down, deeper and deeper into the darkness. Twisting in odd ways as the walls seem to fall away and rearrange themselves in the churning darkness. The lower she goes, the more Sonnet can feel something drawing her in as it swells around her body, almost as if it were sizing her up to see how it could rearrange her, like the surroundings.

This is the power of the deities, a force that tears apart what's right and what's wrong, writing it's own rules in the wake of it's incredible presence. The result is the ideal dreamscape of beings who can only make wild assumptions about what it means to be sane.

It's exciting and scary all at once to imagine what sort of place the Goddess of Dreams would call home. Sonnet also can't help but wonder what Absolute has done to it ever since he took it over.

Snapping her from her pondering, gusts of air begin forcing their way up the stairwell. They're cool and refreshing like the spray from a waterfall, only without the moisture. The wind whistles with a greater intensity, building till Yawn's domain breaks the darkness.

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[Not The Author]

Great. Stranded on a rock in the middle of nowhere. Again.

I don't suppose you could just... dream up a bridge, or something?

[Anthano Zasalla]

And not a single sbahj reference. You have incredible willpower.

> Be wary of the cloud lesbians.

[Zombiitwo]

Damn, Gen. Those are incredible.

>Call on your bitch sponsor goddess Yawn.

[Neopie]

>Jack your cord into the Pillar.

[Nucleose]

>Look at how pretty everything is

>Look down

[Mirdan]

>Wait how is that pillar staying up at all?

[Varkarrus]

Ooh ooh draw me! I promise I'll be fuuuun!

also Sonatta: Realize you forgot something at the top of the stairs.

[Asmodemus]

> "Okay, so now what? And what are we looking for again?"

[Daft soul]

>JUMP! wait....no, don't do that, I don't think you can fly.....yet. wait a moment, appreciate the gorgeous scenery, and then look around and see if there is anything noticeable around you other than floating pillars and cloud lesbians. if there isnt, then the puppy may have to call her goddess. g'luck miss sonnet.

[Cucurbita]

>enlist the help of cloud lesbians to get off pillar

[Healy]

>Study your new surroundings. Is anything moving? Aside from curiously close together clouds of course.

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Gen, I like the idea of Patron Gods for these people you're doing the orator forms for. You keep throwing us awesome things to look at and enjoy.