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    Meow. Hello.
    I am a black cat. They have
    forced us into these small
    boxes because we are "bad
    luck". They are scared of us.
    I have no one now. I am
    lonely. Help me?

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    >You're a cat! Everyone knows that it's impossible to confine cats in small spaces, right? Use your cat powers to escape.

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    > Exit BOX, it clearly only has four sides.

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    use the fact that you are a cat in a box to enter a quantum super-state and escape.

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    Re: Meow

    Quote Originally Posted by Dfaran
    >You're a cat! Everyone knows that it's impossible to confine cats in small spaces, right? Use your cat powers to escape.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaqumon
    > Exit BOX, it clearly only has four sides.

    I'm afraid escape is impossible
    even with my rare cat powers.
    I don't know what time period
    you are from, but it must be
    Pre-30th, so I'll try to explain.
    In 2879, the universe suddenly
    became two-dimensional.
    Since then, people have also
    become a lot better at caging
    us other creatures. They know
    how to make these boxes...


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    Re: Meow

    > You do realize you being trapped in this box doesn't matter, right? You are just a character in a webcomic.

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    like i said, enter quantum super-state and exist outside of the box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piester
    > You do realize you being trapped in this box doesn't matter, right? You are just a character in a webcomic.

    I wouldn't doubt it. Humans
    are sick creatures, they
    will do anything to us as
    long as it amuses them.
    Still, I am lonely.

    like i said, enter quantum super-state and exist outside of the box.

    We lost the ability to do
    that a century ago, I'm
    afraid.

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    >Realize you are actually in a small box on a street corner with "FREE KITTEN" written on it.

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    >ok, enough of these depressing things, we need to get down to business. first things first, try your claws. if not, tell us where the entrence/exit of the box it. usually that is structurally the weakest.

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    Re: Meow

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaqumon
    >Realize you are actually in a small box on a street corner with "FREE KITTEN" written on it.

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    Re: Meow

    Quote Originally Posted by KittenEater
    >Scratch up walls with your claws. You haven't been declawed, have you?

    Being declawed was declared
    "inhuman". I think its a bit
    ironic, consitering how horrible
    humanity really is. I'll try to
    scratch the walls...
    SCRRREEEEEEEEE
    Ow.

    >Realize you are actually in a small box on a street corner with "FREE KITTEN" written on it.

    That was a joke...?
    Haha... Fat chance. Black
    cats a "danger" to "society,"
    apparently. They would never
    let us sit on street corners.
    Even inside this awful box.

    >ok, enough of these depressing things, we need to get down to business. first things first, try your claws. if not, tell us where the entrence/exit of the box it. usually that is structurally the weakest.

    ...Oh, right. Well, sometimes
    a little hatch opens up in the
    roof so they can feed me. I
    don't know why they do,
    since they hate my kind so
    very much. Torture, perhaps?

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    Re: Meow

    Quote Originally Posted by KittenEater
    >Use food to recolor your fur.

    That is a horrible,
    awful idea. Where did
    you come up with that,
    anyway? There's not
    even any food around
    here...

    ==>

    Oh, look... It opened.
    How coincidental.
    I guess it's food time.

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    Re: Meow

    > Don't nom the food! Nom the Human!! get sweet sweet REVENGE!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by piester
    > Don't nom the food! Nom the Human!! get sweet sweet REVENGE!!

    Yes, what a perfect plan...
    A purr-fect plan, if you will!
    ==>

    Is that?!
    ==>

    RRRRREOOOOW! HELP!
    ==>

    IhatewaterIhatewater!
    Don'tdrowndon'tdrown!
    IhatewaterIhateitIhateit!

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    > Become the HUMAN, regret attempting to drown the KITTEN.

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    Re: Meow

    > Just float there looking cute and the God of Cute will give you superpowers.

    Cats are cute.
    hello friends, i still exist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaqumon
    > Become the HUMAN, regret attempting to drown the KITTEN.

    Okay, you are strange indeed.
    If I could become something
    else, I would never become a
    human... Humans are the
    wost creature to ever walk
    upon the-- to walk!
    > Just float there looking cute and the God of Cute will give you superpowers.

    Ugh, fine, fine... But just so
    you know, the term "God" is
    really outdated... You all are
    lucky I'm a big history major.
    ==>[/quote]

    I really hate water... I really
    really do. Ugghhhhhh!

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    rock back and forth at high speed, building up momentum and tipping the box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starburst98
    rock back and forth at high speed, building up momentum and tipping the box.

    O-okay, I'll give it a shot!
    Oh felines, I'm going to
    get sick...
    ==>

    bhgbbff!
    SPLOOSH!

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    I take by that noise that you managed to tip the box. In that case.

    Try to open the hatch by any means possible.

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    > Direct your bad luck powers to the box itself.

    You do realize you're talking to humans who are trying to help you? I'd appreciate you not calling my entire race evil if you don't mind.
    The only constant is Chaos.
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