Zyx

[Vdogam3r]

>T. Throw nearest large object.

[Korbz]

Telekinesis Throw down the Skills window on the slimes

Window?

>Cast the pull and throw skills on the bigger one at the same time to rip it into two equally dead pieces.

Considering it's basically actually a slime, it's probably a form of Asteroids Monster to boot.

>T. Throw nearest large object.

Tele-throw the big one away if possible.

"It seems my T. Throw isn't powerful enough to pick up the big one, though I can toss the smaller ones at it."

You expend two MAGIC POTS to cast T. Throw and T. Pull.

SMOOSH

The Greater Slime has split into two Medium Slimes. You got one and a half excellence stars(ES) for defeating the two Lesser Slimes and the first form of the Greater Slime.

[Zaffa]

Oh look, it's an Asteroids Monster. How surprising. T. throw one M. Slime at the other.

[Doopliss]

>Lick the Slime.

>Magic Lob.

[Korbz]

>Lick the Slime.

>Magic Lob.

That reminds me. Forgot to put M. Lob(Magic Lob) on the skills list. You have that too, guys.

[Doopliss]

Does Lob cost mana? We were at full when we recieved the hud...

[Korbz]

Does Lob cost mana? We were at full when we recieved the hud...

I guess I could consider it your basic attack, which could be an explanation as to why you didn't lose MP.
The real reason is because I'm lazy

[Vdogam3r]

Static Electricity.

[Tseralith]

Whack it with that... sword thingy which is currently in your stomack

[Asmodemus]

> Use Magic Lob.

[Korbz]

> Use Magic Lob.

>Lick the Slime.

>Magic Lob.

You initiate your basic attack, M. LOB.

The Medium Slime has split into two Lesser Slimes!
You get 1/4 an ES for defeating the Medium Slime.

The remaining Medium Slime inches forwards, and one of the Lesser Slimes uses S. STAB(Slime Stab) on you! This minuses 1/4 of a STORED HEART(SH)

[Doopliss]

Keep on a-casting.

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Kick the closer one in the face.

[Asmodemus]

> M. Lob the other medium slime, it probably hurts worse to get hit by a bigger one than a small one.

[andanotherone]

>T. throw that knife in your gut at the med. slime.

[Doopliss]

> M. Lob the other medium slime, it probably hurts worse to get hit by a bigger one than a small one.

However, slimes are about as fast as retarded turtles.

[Tseralith]

Go back a few steps and lift up and drop the big one on both small ones

[Korbz]

> M. Lob the other medium slime, it probably hurts worse to get hit by a bigger one than a small one.

Keep on a-casting.

You get ready to cast M. Lo-

Oh hell no. The Medium Slime is jumping at you. And, your M. Lob missed

The Medium Slime explodes!

This took out a whole SH. Not to mention you didn't get any ES, AND it split into two Lesser Slimes.

[Doopliss]

>Panic and flee, launching M-Lobs everywhere.

[Eldrake]

>Distract and confuse the slimes with a silly dance!

[Tseralith]

Static Electricity through all three in front of you

[Chookster]

Retreat as best you can using many M.lobs as you can.

[Korbz]

Retreat as best you can using many M.lobs as you can.

>Panic and flee, launching M-Lobs everywhere.

The consequences of losing all of your SHs finally reach your brain. You take part of your turn realizing this.

The rest of your turn is spent spamming curvy lines using DESPERATION SKILL: M. LOB FURY!

Oh cool, they dropped a SLIME! It adds +1 to DEF, unlike your basic hat.
Learning about this new stat, your HUD grows to a little over twice the size of your original. The darkened ones seem to need to be unlocked with level ups.
For some odd reason*, you are fully healed.

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*THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LAZINESS NOPE.

[Asmodemus]

> Wear slime and continue into the forest.

[Korbz]

> Wear slime and continue into the forest.

You're not entirely sure why you would do this, you reached town!
After shrinking your HUD, you find two basic Y Units.