Re: Spring 2010 Awards Ceremony: Oh Snap It's Starting
I have to admit, I'm a bit disappointed that last ceremony's grand tradition of animating the still art award and making the animation award still art hasn't been continued.
Except it's hard to be disappointed when they're all so awesome anyway.
Re: Spring 2010 Awards Ceremony: Oh Snap It's Starting
This is some entertaining stuff! Pretty damn happy that my Marie managed to get in on the blimp action too =D
Better stick around, I'm sure the best has yet to come!!
Re: Spring 2010 Awards Ceremony: Oh Snap It's Starting
Best Cast, by CabbageHat
Nominees: The Attackening: Revengeance, Rose Ring, Eduventure, Fencing Club Adventures, Project Amazing
To determine the winner of the Best Cast Award... a five-way human (?) chess match has been set up.
Dog, from Rose Ring, looks a little nervous in response to the challenge, he's not great at these games!
Something whips past Dog straight towards the centre of the board, disregarding all conventional chess rules.
In a frenzy, wolf attacks Cyz! Could be something to do with the cat ears.
Naturally, the challenge goes to hell. It's every man for himself!
...leaving the more discerning and paranoid groups standing quietly at the board's edge.
Mort has become paranoid of an unnaturally loud ticking coming from his team's chess clock...is he hallucinating it or...
Nope, turns out it was rigged to explode.
Every turn counter goes up in a glorious conflagration, save for that of Team Fencing Club Adventures.
Zack Finesse rigged the clocks so his team would win by default! Cheater.
Turns out his teammates could handle themselves - looks like every other team was eliminated by them anyway.
CONGRATULATIONS FENCING CLUB!
Best Combat, by SleepingOrange
Nominees: RoomLand, Deadbeat, EXE, DDoTSK, Fencing Club Adventures
Given our budget constraints and ongoing attempts to destroy as little as possible, this year's competition for Best Combat will take the form of... a rap battle!
And, first up... Nameless EXE guy!
awkward, voiceless silence
the sound of an idea hatching
beatboxing
My hat is slick
you Combat pricks
No tricks
I click
my switch and its time to SUCK
yo'--
FUCK this
Rhymes ain't reusable
That shit:
Damn inexcusable
We all read Deadly Dance, and it's fancy-pants I'll grant
But does this silent protagonist have to go and be
the one with the degree
In rhymeology?
I'll drop some rhymes—
--And they'll be your eulogy!
Mr. Hero we appreciate your dickin' round with chalk
But when it comes to jams stick to someone who can talk
Cause I'm gonna walk all over your rhymes, my name is Zach
And tonight I'm gonna spar against the forces of wack,
I'mma bring it to you bladestormly, receive your accolades warmly
All the competitors from LA to the Everglades bore me
You can't ignore me, bitches, you don't got this Finesse,
I can sling rhymes all night, just ask the Cleric or Tess--
I'll confess, that was decent if a bit of a mess,
A little less than I expected but of course I digress,
Now, finding rhymes for “Bladestorm†was a bit of a feat,
But finesse won't help you if you can't find the ‘Beat,
And you can't find the beat if you ain't hit the street;
So in touch with my roots that it's almost a cheat
And y'all are just poseurs, all you do is repeat,
Like a parrot or a parakeet, all white but no wheat,
You're all ham but no meat,
Not even worthy to greet,
If I see you in my inbox, I'll just hit the “Deleteâ€
You're like a goat with no bleat,
You're all bad dogs, no treat
Starved for attention, nothing to eat
Unless you go back to your momma's teat,
You can find her with me in the lover's suite,
That's right, I'm so cold I turn rain to sleet,
While you're out treading water I'm assembling a fleet
And this ain't no rescue mission, motherfuckers, so accept defeat.