TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

**Doctor Tess** · 04-23-2010, 07:21 PM

THREAD 2: HERE

shit. let's be trolls

Man, don't you wish you could keep track of all these fanmade troll characters popping up everywhere? Of course you do. We all do. Which is why I took it upon myself to put together an up-to-date fantroll index, with info on all the fantrolls! All fantrolls are welcome here, so don't be afraid to have yours added to the list! 8D It seems that RPing is the hip and cool thing to do here, so it'd be super awesome if you stuck around to join in the fun! (But you don't have to! Don't be afraid to post your trolls here if you don't want to roleplay, we want to see them!!)

Additions to the TROLLSLUM should include at least most of the following information:
- chumHandle
- text colour (giving this as a hex triplet code - y'know, that group of six numbers/letters? - is recommended)
- typing quirk
- reference picture
- personality and interests
- shirt symbol, weapon, lusus and other similar details

Post here with your troll info, and get to finding a session to join! Feel free to post any fantroll fanart here, too.

We have an IRC channel now! #Trollchat
created by the amazing Alphadin who is absolutely beast and a god

Trollslum Wiki!

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Trolls are catalogued in alphabetical order. (New-style list compiled by Gigoergong, links fixed by yours truly)
Current troll count: 261

Current team list
Server -> Client

Blank troll/enemy/game stuff templates

**Pear** · 04-23-2010, 07:24 PM

Have I ever mentioned how much I love you? ...No? Well this is awkward.
All jests aside, I think this is gonna be really useful. Thankie Tessie~

**SleepingOrange** · 04-23-2010, 07:27 PM

Nope, posting your trollself is acceptable fanart but if you get any more meta than that it's fan-fanart and belongs in the art forum. I won't merge this thread with fan-fanart since the art forum gets so little traffic that clutter is less of an issue; hopefully this will get some fresh blood in the art forum anyway.

I'll repost my silly stuff as soon as I'm done moderatoring.

**Doctor Tess** · 04-23-2010, 07:30 PM

Good to know, thanks Slorange.

**Yoshi** · 04-23-2010, 07:36 PM

-- tastySnack [tS] began trolling ??? --
tS: HEY SO. SUP GAIZ.
tS: WHATS THE HAPS OVER HERE, HUH?
???: Wait are you saying anything?
tS: YUS
???: Heeelllooo?
tS: K SO SCREW YOU THEN.
-- ??? ceased trolling tastySnack [tS] --
Yeah so this is tS. He's an albino troll who wears no shoes and doesn't afraid of ANYTHING. His quirk is accidenly typing in white and refuses to use words longer than five letters.

**Pinary** · 04-23-2010, 07:37 PM

chumHandle: perfectlyIrrational
Text Colour: #888888
Typing Quirk: Homonym Horror-Whorer
Reference Picture:

Personality: He's an IT guy. He's very methodical about everything, and once he's done, he probably won't stay around for idle chit-chat. The few things he'll have a conversation about are technology and science fiction. He's generally fairly polite, but he gets very sarcastic around morons.
Sample Trolling:

Edit: The picture sounds cool, so feel free to include pI.
Weapon: Wirekind

**Woozl** · 04-23-2010, 07:38 PM

-- equusAquariot started trolling MSPA Forums at 17:10 --
eA: aswerk
eA: xcaklkweruirt
eA: zxclkjkreuio
eA: zkdfsopqwyt
eA: cxlkxcdfd nmm ,kwekwek
eA: ,.,..
eA: Neigh

It's hard to type with hooves. My joke Capricorn troll.
(edited from Maplehoof: Enter)

**aphoticConniver** · 04-23-2010, 07:41 PM

Name: aquaticCorsair
Pic: Gettng colored, put it up later.
Typing Quirk: Uses dude a lot, every other word is backwards.
aC: Dude, ekil, what's pu dude?
aC: I'm tsuj chillin tuo, maxin, nixaler all looc.
Color:Hard to see cyan.
Personality: Laid back, loves to fight. He is also very helpful, when others need it. Collects weapons, uses axe-kind strife specibus. Listens to classic rock all the time. Idolizes vikings, because they are NINJA PIRATES. Knows a lot about useless things. He trolls alternatingly through time. He started off at the beginning, went to the end, and so on and so forth untill he reached the middle. He WILL NEVER take off his sunglasses. EVER. Has a hammock instead of a computer chair, and a laptop instead of a desktop. He made it himself, out of his desktop, and LOTS of duct tape.
Symbol: Combination of greek letters Psi and Omega.

EDIT: Never seen not chewing beef jerky. Carries a bag of holding full of shredded beef jerkey at all times.

**SleepingOrange** · 04-23-2010, 07:45 PM

loquaciousLoquat
#3333CC
AlTeRnAtInG cApS aNd LoWeRcAsE; rEsEtS eVeRy LiNe, AlWaYs StArTs WiTh CaPs
Sarcastic, condescending, occasionally helpful when the mood hits

-- loquaciousLoquat [LL]began trolling mspaFanartists [MF] --
LL: HeY sO
LL: YoU aNd Me
LL: We DoN't SeE eAcH oThEr MuCh
LL: StIlL
LL: WeR'e ClOsE rIgHt
LL: I mEaN
LL: ClOsE iNaSmUcH aS wE bOtH sOrT oF
LL: CoRdIaLlY lOaThE eAcH oThEr
LL: BuT tHaT's FiNe ReAlLy
LL: DoN't LeT tHaT sToP yOu FrOm ChUrNiNg OuT tHaT EnDlEsS StReAm Of CoMpOsItIoNlEsS gArBaGe YoU cAlL aRt
LL: SiMiLaRlY
LL: DoN't LeT tHe FaCt ThAt I hOlD aBsOlUtE pOwEr OvEr YoUr PoStS wOrRy YoUr LiTtLe HeAd
LL: JuSt
LL: YoU kNoW
LL: DoN't ChEcK tHe ArChIvEs

-- loquaciousLoquat [LL] ceased trolling mspaFanartists [MF] --

**thegreenspark** · 04-23-2010, 07:47 PM

[center:12l280ig]TROLL INFO

chumHandle:
- verdantBlackout -

Text color:
- A dank shade of green -
(#008040)

Typing Quirk:
- Rearranging the letters in the middle of a word -
Example:
--verdantBlackout [vB] began trolling MSPA Fan-Art Forums at 21:33--

vB: wlel hey tehre jreks! mkain' smoe fnarat, are we?

vB: its wreid, all of you tnhik taht yuroe so cool, wehn rlelay all I hear is balh balh i cnat darw to svae my lfie!

vB: in fcat, I'm not gnoig to sit hree and lsiten to you all bbalbe on aubot yuor repcestive torlslevels. I'm lavenig.

--verdantBlackout [vB] ceased trolling MSPA Fan-Art Thread at 21:41--

Personality:
vB, while mean to the extreme over pesterchum, is rather reserved in person, and not nearly as irritable as he makes himself off to be. His friends assume that he trolls just to keep his bottled emotions from exploding in real life situations. While he barely tolerates everyone around him, it's best not to bother him on a bad day. Yells, punches, and hours in isolation are sure to follow.

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**Wes** · 04-23-2010, 07:52 PM

**cyber95** · 04-23-2010, 08:06 PM

-- distractedOnlooker [DO] began trolling you [??] --
DO: hi
??: Uh, hello?
DO: i hav 2 troll u
DO: but i dont care
DO: so
DO: cya
-- distractedOnlooker [DO] ceased trolling you [??] --

Name: distractedOnlooker
Typing Style: Doesn't care enough to type more than the bare minimum. Don't expect more than five letters per word, or five words per sentence.
Color: This one.
Personality: Doesn't particularly care about much. Just wants to play his video games. If he's really got to explain something, he'll give the abridged version. Despite the fact that he doesn't pay much attention, and really doesn't care, he knows a lot, and usually knows the laziest way through any given situation. If you can get it out of him in sufficient detail, reap the easy rewards.

**Alphadin** · 04-23-2010, 08:15 PM

Picture(Based off of Andrew's TA):

It's Tri-Eye

Personality: Does give a shit about of nothing, and likes to be serious
TE: I don't really think you should be skipping gates.
???:Whyyyyyy
TE: Wish to die?
Light grey is his text.

**Cubie** · 04-23-2010, 08:17 PM

I don't know if I'm regular or cool enough to jump on this bandwagon, but I'll try anyway. And I guess I'll just hope that no one kicks me off of it. >>;

Handle: quadraticBuild [qB]
Colour: Puuurple [#9966CC]
Quirk: She begins every sentence with a TLA (three-letter acronym) (eg. OMG) and ends every sentence with three punctuation marks (eg. !!!) and an over-excited emoticon (eg. XDDD). (Other than that, she usually keeps to proper grammar.)
Example: OTL everyone has posted their trolls already??? ;___;
Personality: Quite shy; has a mean inferiority complex; prefers lurking behind a computer monitor to physical interaction. Prefers not to "troll" in the traditional sense, because she knows she sucks at it. However, due to her inferiority issues, she usually just complains incessantly at anyone who doesn't block her (and doesn't really realize that she's whining.) If she is approached by other trolls (not on Pesterchum), she will usually blush, not be able to speak and/or filp out. Secretly ships most of the trolls with most of the other trolls. Lurks full-time on the troll equivalent of the Rom Art thread. (This troll is totally not based off of me at all.)

And I apologize for her not-lookin'-very-humanness. I always draw myself as a jinjo (see avatar), so I kept qB as one, too.

Oh, also, her horns are BENDY. Just... just imagine that someone left her candy corn out in the sun for too long. >_>

**String Cheeze** · 04-23-2010, 08:27 PM

I present to you, dairyConnoisseur:

-- dairyConnoisseur [dC] began trolling peoples --

dC: I'm not going to bother with all that gimmicky text crap.
dC: It seems silly and pointless.
dC: In fact, so does this whole trolling business.
dC: So I don't think I'm going to bother.
dC: And yes, I do have two arms, you silly person!
dC: One is just hidden behind my back.

chumHandle - dairyConnoisseur
text color - #408040
typing quirk - none! Muwahaha! But seriously, just typing normally, 'cause I figure that hasn't been taken yet.
personality - Uh... didn't think of that. Troll that's not really into the trolling thing, but does so anyway? The reluctant troll.

**machiavelli33** · 04-23-2010, 08:40 PM

Oh look at this thread.

--screamingTorches [sT] began trolling unfortunateFriend [uF]--

sT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
uF: oh hell no what the hell do you want
sT: I AM GOING TO TROLL YOU
sT: RIGHT NOW
uF: ugh fine
sT: OK GO NOW I GO
sT: I AM GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
uF: what
sT: YOUR HOUSE
uF: yes
sT: THE ONE YOU LIVE IN
uF: ....yes
sT: BURN IT DOWN
uF: dude that's not trolling
uF: what you're doing right now
sT: YEAH WELL YOU'RE NOT TROLLING
uF: what?
sT: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
uF: you're not making any sense. you suck at this.
sT: I AM GOING TO SUCK YOUR HUMAN LIVER OUT OF YOUR HUMAN EXCREMENT HOLE
uF: that is gross and unsanitary
sT: I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOUR MOTHER
uF: why would you ever do something like that?
sT: BECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY AND YOUR FACE MAKES ME WANT TO KILL PEOPLE
uF: now you're just insulting me for no reason
sT: I WAS INSULTED BY YOUR MOM
uF: ugh christ
sT: BECAUSE I SAW HER FACE
sT: AND IT WAS UGLY AND MADE ME WANT TO KILL PEOPLE
uF: ...
sT: OH SICK BURN
uF: i'm done with this.

--unfortunateFriend [uF] has blocked screamingTorches [sT]--
--screamingTorches [sT] ceased trolling unfortunateFriend [uF]--

sT: WAIT
sT: THEY CAN DO THAT

Chumhandle: screamingTorches
Color: that pseudo-dark-red-dark-brown whatever
Typing Quirk: ALL CAPITALS ALL THE TIME
Personality: Psychotic

**Chrysolith** · 04-23-2010, 08:45 PM

-chumHandle: chromaticCosmos
- text colour: #440069
- typing quirk: obnoxios typos taht aer still redable but are alwyas fixed (obnoxious typos that are still readable but are always fixed)
-symbol: alchemic symbol for bismuth
-personality: pretty apathetic about trolling, but tries anyways, usually in the form of mocking (in a, "Yeah you would" sort of way).
- reference picture:

Crossposted:
--chromaticCosmos [cC] began trolling MSPAFora--

cC: ugh what is this what are you doing???
cC: some kind of wierd fad??
cC: *weiird
cC: **werid
cC: ***weird
cC: there finaly
cC: dammit
--chromaticCosmos[cC] ceased trolling MSPAFora--

**Doctor Tess** · 04-23-2010, 09:17 PM

Woohoo, we're off to a good start.

I'll begin loading all of these into the OP for easy reference.

**Morbi** · 04-23-2010, 09:20 PM

androgynousCounterpart [aC] began trolling the MSPA Fora.
[aC]: oh MY goodness HEY
[aC]: so, I-i JUST want YOU guys TO know
[aC]: I-i THINK you"re ALL actually PRETTY neat PEOPLE
[aC]: not THAT i-I care ABOUT you HUMANS or ANYTHING
[aC]: i-I just THINK that MAYBE we COULD get ALONG sometime
[aC]: AND maybe I-i COULD like; DRAW you GUYS some FANART or SOMEPHIN"
[aC]: I-i-I dunno; IT"S just A thought <//3

aC capitalizes every other word s/he(???) writes, and always stutters when referring to him/herself. Additionally, s/he replaces commas with semicolons, and apostrophes with quotation marks. His/her font color is #FF40BF.

S/he likes drawing her marks more than s/he likes trolling them, and often pairs them up nonsensically to fufill his/her own bizarre kinks. Shy, easily flustered and a hopeless romantic. Has no idea how sarcasm works and takes every statement literally.

No one has any fucking clue what gender s/he really is, a fact that aC takes eternal amusement in.

Also, since this is pretty much the new "troll" thread in general

**Propriety** · 04-23-2010, 09:45 PM

Guess I will repost my trollself here!

Name: proprietousBeau[PB]
Color: #0022EE
Typing Quirk: Extremely stuffy, archaic, yet exuberant tone. Only ends sentences in exclamation points or question marks.

-- proprietousBeau[PB] began trolling you [???] --

PB: My my! Good heavens!
PB: I do believe this image is most unflattering, is it not?
PB: I should expect nothing less from such an amateur artist, but, alas, I suppose it is true that one receives what one submits payment for!
PB: Well, then, I must be off! I have a tea to attend!

Personality: A foppish dandy; a popinjay, a coxcomb. Extremely proper, upright, and polite, yet lighthearted and childish. Everything must be right, down to the last hatpin. Also, a fan of tophats, scarves, pants with creases, suits and ties, and monocles.

Strife Specibus: umbrellakind.
Symbol: The alchemical symbol for lead (Pb)

Server: turbulentNucleartide

Server to: cuddleGuts

Chain: Name: ???
Members: acerbicAves, turbulentNucleartide, proprietousBeau, cuddleGuts, nonplussedMiscreant

World: Land of Text and Vines

Title: Marquis of Font
Consorts: Firebirds (Popinjays?)

Kernelsprite Prototype: Tiffany Lamp (before entering), Tin of Anchovies (after entering)

Sprite:

Alchemy: Here
Imps: Here

**Sonitaka** · 04-23-2010, 09:54 PM

- Chumhandle: amauroticCandor [AC]
- Text color: #6842E2
- Typing quirk: 0's instead of O's, all caps, tries to use tags such as [i], [b], etc
- Symbol: messy Libra sign
- Personality: somewhat lacking in self-confidence, sucky at trolling, and treats inanimate objects like normal people. Also changes subject rather quickly at times.

-- amauroticCandor [AC] started trolling someOne [SO] --

aC: S0 UHM
aC: I AM SERI0USLY G0ING T0 TR0LL YOU
aC: S0 BADLY
aC: 0KAY WELL
aC: MAYBE N0T S0 BADLY
aC: I GUESS I'M N0T REALLY GOOD AT IT S0
aC: WELL AT LEAST MY EYEPATCH IS STILL NICE
aC: UHM I THINK
aC: 0KAY I GUESS ME AND MY EYEPATCH WILL SEE Y0U LATER

-- amauroticCandor stopped trolling someOne --

**Rastea** · 04-23-2010, 10:33 PM

Heehee yay! I can't wait to see them all, wow. xD
And you can totally put mine in the picture if you have room and want to.

- chumHandle = shallowWeaver
- text colour = A bright purple~
- typing quirk = Types as if she is stuttering without the d-d-dashes. Also misspells things here and there, and doesn't use capitals or "g"s at the end of "ing" or apostrophes. Only uses "..." as punctuation.

^Actual Symbol. Alchemy symbol for "Wick"^

One that looks like this but with normal thread/yarn, not that weird stuff.[/url] Thread/yarn color is purple as well. Strife Specibus: Shuttlekind!

shallowWeaver [SW] began trolling the MSPA Fora.

SW: uum... hhi...
SW: ii just wwanted tto tell yyou that...
SW: yyoure dum...
SW: aall of yyou...
SW: aand i ddislike you...
SW: aalot...
SW: kkeep doin yyour colorful scribbles ththough...
SW: ththey dont hhurt my eyes...

**Doctor Tess** · 04-23-2010, 10:53 PM

Alright, the OP is pretty much up-to-date now! Lemme know if you have any suggestions or if anything looks off.

I noticed that a few people specified their special symbols and/or weapons, which actually isn't a bad idea, I might mention that in the OP.

**Nebilim** · 04-23-2010, 11:07 PM

Chumhandle: cannedLightning
Text colour: Dark red.
Typing quirk: Likes to use ellipses, chops up sentences into multiple messages.
Symbol: Jupiter
Personality: Not really trolling out of maliciousness, just saw everyone else doing it and figured he might as well. Starts very confident, but as soon as anything goes wrong he just falls apart and can't get himself to try very hard at all.

**gloomyMoron** · 04-23-2010, 11:10 PM

Awesome thread is awesome. I may have to do one of these.. err.. that is to say... ignore the one in me Avatar because that's not a representation of my just a random troll I felt like drawing. >.>

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