TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Sezza]

- Chumhandle: cuddleGuts [CG]
- Text color: blue
- Typing quirk: No punctuation, swings between either sentence fragments (pressing the enter key after every few words) or long run-on sentences, no caps or all caps, no !s or ?s or several !s and ?s, frequent casual swearing, lots of 'and like' and just general mangling of language in general.
- Symbol: just an X
- Strife Specibus: Scalpelkind... probably.
- Personality: Sometimes disturbingly friendly, in a way where it is hard to tell if he is genuinely being nice or playfully malicious, or bizarrely furious or vitriolic. Frequently disinterested or bored between occasional bouts of thought or activity. really likes bothering people. is usually pretty vague and doesnt usually call objects or people by their actual names. Good luck trying to figure out the reason for a change of feeling or action at any given moment.
oh and his eyes are usually covered by his hair like so




also I am really bad/lame/crappy at introductions so maybe I will edit one in later. yes I suck. also I guess I'm cool with fantroll group picture inclusion, since it says to say that in the OP.

spoilers for extraneous dumb details I haven't finished yet

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- Title: Mage? of Blood
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic?
- Land Name: Land of Steel? and Sanguine

[beesmygod]

- chumHandle: archaicArctoid
- text colour: #FF00BF
- typing quirk: no capitalization or proper punctuation/ ends sentences with a slash unless at the end of a line/ then its a tilde~
- reference picture:


Symbol is the symbol of Jupiter's moon Callisto.

- personality: Abrasive, abusive, impatient, irritable, self-righteous, probably has a lot more fun with the trolling gig than someone should. Repulsed by most aspects of human society.

-- archaicArctoid [AA] began trolling anthophilaGodhead --

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AA: hey weasel dick~
AA: its time for a heaping dose of trollenol~
AA: like your human tylenol you see/ it is a joke~
AA: so it is time to bend over like some sort of protuberant bottom made of cotton and fabric or something/ and prepare yourself for some serious chat client carnage~
AA: right now/ is the time~
AA: for that thing i mentioned~
AG: woah
AG: I am beginning to think you are not a real doctor at all

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AA: ugh shut up ugh~
AA: just reading the words you choose to dry heave all over my screen is enough to make me want to leave you and that hilariously jiggly thing you drag around called your body to die~
AA: die horribly/ like in a fire or drowned in a vat of your own embarrassing ignorance and dumbassery~
AA: but thats not an option~
AA: sadly~
AA: instead you are just going to have to put up with me and more of my seriously brutal trolling sessions/ you must persevere through this mad onslaught of soul crushing wit and the mind shattering madness inducing barrage of carefully cherry picked nouns and adjectives that can only be best described as trolling~
AA: without me youre fucked/ and your future will be a dismal and miserable existence punctuated only by me joyfully reminding you what a fantastic assbag you are~
AA: up until we all die at least/ or whatevers going to happen~
AA: i dont offer help to anyone/ especially not a disgusting eggshitter like you/ but think of this extension of my claws as the best goddamn gift you are ever going to receive in your entire awful lifetime~
AA: so yes or no~
AG: hey I was getting a sandwich
AG: What'd I miss
AA: ugh~
AA: forget it~
AA: fuck you/ do it yourself~

-- archaicArctoid [AA] ceased trolling anthophilaGodhead --

e: I guess a few more random things

Strife: Glovekind, starts off with just a pair of fingerless gloves to claw with her nails

[SquirrelPants]

I would absolutely love to be in the group picture.
--utteranceComposer [UC] started trolling MSPA Forums at 16:33--
UC: So hey
UC: I just had this idea.
UC: It is like
UC: We all go to the store
UC: And when we are there we will buy like a ton of delicious soda.
UC: Then we will take all that soda and we will drink it.
--utteranceComposer [UC] ceased trolling MSPA forums at 16:37--

--utteranceComposer [UC] began trolling MSPA forums at 16:38--
UC: Also
UC: Snacks.
--utteranceComposer [UC] ceased trolling MSPA forums at 16:38--

Name-utteranceComposer [UC]
Text color-Purple!
Typing Quirk-Can't finish a sentence in one line; will occasionally just mash his hands on the keyboard(as in sdfjagjhnflok). Types very slowly.
Personality-UC is more interested in having a nice conversation than he is in trolling. He is lazy and is often seen eating delicious snacks and drinking various juices and sodas. He is also a mooch and will take money and stuff from other people in exchange for absolutely nothing whenever possible.

[Aerok12]

Um, hi, I have like no drawing skills at all, so can I, just, sorta, describe my troll? I know what he looks like, I just can't draw. Would that be alright?

Also, all of everyone else's trolls look great! Nice job, guys! Sorry I am disgracing you all with my fear of drawing .

[xQuietxRebellionx]

thread recognized. will draw once it is not 3 AM, ya'll. some okay art should surface later. i really like this idea!

[Mandaz]

- chumHandle: MalignedZigzag [MZ]
- text colour: RedOrange??? Rarely types
- typing quirk: Going idle for absurdly long periods of time without notice. Possibly falls asleep.
- personality: A force to be reckoned with when she's actually around. If you are one of the (un)lucky few who will meet her typing wrath, it will most likely end with her suddenly going silent, but the fear of whatever excellent deliverance of troll fury is constantly upon you. In truth she fell asleep at the keyboard.



-- MalignedZigzag [MZ] has been idle for 30 days 57 hours 28 minutes --


I love this fandom

[ProfessorLizzard]

I must say, this thread is wonderful

Chumhandle: misspelledBazzilisk
Text color: #008000
Typing quirk: Types entirely backwards
Symbol: system integrator
Personality: Quite straightforward, says weird things in an overly serious tone.
Weapon: Boomerang

misspelledBazzilisk[/color] [mB] started trolling someone --

mB: .gniyonna tub ,nuf si sdrawkcab gniklaT

-- mispelledBazzilisk [mB] ceased trolling someone --

[Gigoergong]

Since I have nothing better to do...



chumHandle: devilsAdvocate
text colour: #004080
typing quirk: Constantly switches between various personas while typing, usually that of a certain era in time, foreign speakers' accents in English, or characters from novels. Changes include slang, adding accents to speech, and punctuating as is seen fit.
personality: Enjoys spiting people, throwing insults around, and pretty much just a dick in general.



--devilsAdvocate [vB] began trolling MSPA Fora at 14 : 18--

dA: Hello, itiod. Brebare do pe drollet.

dA: Why, lil' ol' me? It couldn't 'a been!

dA: But alas! Thy time together dost come to an end, as all good things do. But fret not, my dearest, nay, for when the hour is right, we shalt meet once more.

--devilsAdvocate [dA] ceased trolling MSPA Fora at 14 : 43--






The hair was particularly fun to draw. She is also supposed to have a snaggle-tooth, but it's hard to see.


Also, to anyone who gets the reference, I will love you forever.

[McBatman]

chumHandle: substituteHero
text colour: #BF4000
typing quirk: Always types in lower case letters with RANDOM emphasis added to the conversation, usually in innapropriate places.
personality: Vies for truth, justice, and the American way, if only he knew what America was. His righteous attitude is often what leads to trouble as he keeps harping on about it even when it's not pertinent to the conversation. Chagrins the other trolls with his goody goody attitude.


sH: why hello there chum how are you THIS fine evening

randomUser: Uh... wut

sH: now now commissioner no need for such FORMALITIES we know how this goes

randomUser: srsly who r u

sH: boy wonder this is no TIME for questions but for action the joker is once again up TO his old schennanigans

randomUser:..
randomUser: Imma gonna go now, k?

--randomUser [rU] blocked substituteHero [sH] at 11 : 21--

[Doctor Tess]

Um, hi, I have like no drawing skills at all, so can I, just, sorta, describe my troll? I know what he looks like, I just can't draw. Would that be alright?

Also, all of everyone else's trolls look great! Nice job, guys! Sorry I am disgracing you all with my fear of drawing .

Go for it, I'm sure someone else draw it up for you (read: i'll do it if no one else feels like it).

Wow, this is looking like a pretty sweet assembly of trolls so far. I've still got one more to add to the OP at this point but that might have to wait. Great work on the trolls, guys!

[Alyssa]

chumHandle: morbidlyObsolete (was going with angryCandies, like a bunch of my screennames, but my friend already decided on something with "candied" in it so it was just too similar)
Text Colour: Some sort of scarlet colour.
Typing quirk: Switches around the first and last letters of each word and also very critical even though it's hard to tell if she's serious or not.
Reference Picture:

-- morbidlyObsolete [mO] began trolling alyssaA aA at 2:43 --
mO: thaw eht lelh si shit
mO: ma i dupposes ot eb na tdula ro dik ro thaw
mO: dna ftw si pu thaw ym dislocated rhouldes
mO: thaw si shit mi gearinw
mO: eoms tors fo aolitl tutfio ro thaw
mO: dorrih nesigd
mO: dna si shit dupposes ot eb rouy eignaturs drossec hitw a siscep nigs
aA: Yes.
-- alyssaA [aA] blocked morbidlyObsolete [mO] at 2:50 --

[NightingaleRB]

And so Nightingale made her first post that wasn't in a fanart thread. (CS is not "really" me but she is pretty much 13-year-old me as a jackass.)

chumHandle: candidSarcoma
Text color: #8DC63F
Typing quirk: CaPiTaLiZe EvErY oThEr LeTtEr,, ToO mUcH pUnCtUaTiOn,,, ToO mAnY sMiLiEs!!!!!
Personality: Speaks without thinking, looooves the 90s. Very sensitive about her appearance. Happiest when relishing another person's discomfort. Also very trusting; gives both her friends and enemies the benefit of the doubt much more often than she should.
Shirt symbol: Lily pad
Strife specibus: lcrsstckkind (lacrosse stick kind)
Server for: timberAutomaton
Client of: cursoryFormicidae
Reference picture(s):



(the notion that there was a different sprite edit here before strikes you as reckless and foolhardy)

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-- candidSarcoma [CS] began trolling monsterBait [MB] --

CS: HeEeEeEeEy YoU!!!!!!!
CS: WhAt ArE yOu EvEn DoInG oN pEsTeRcHuM, dOn'T yOu HaVe ImPoRtAnT gUaRdIaN tHiNgS tO dO?????
CS: Oh WaIt ThAt'S rIgHt YoUr BrOtHeR hAtEs YoU,, i KeEp FoRgEtTiNg.
CS: > >
MB: Why do you keep doing this
MB: We've already established that you're not really upsetting me
MB: Just kind of
MB: Annoying.
CS: OkAy WeLl ThAt MaY bE tRuE bUt I sTiLl WaNnA dO iT!!!!!!!!!!! >
MB: To be "cool?"
CS: Oh HeLl No,,
CS: I hAvE nO iLlUsIoNs AbOuT tHaT!!!!
CS: I jUsT lIkE mAkInG yOu UnCoMfOrTaBlE!!!!!!!
CS: AnD iF aNnOyInG iS tHe BeSt I cAn Do FoR nOw ThEn I'lL kEeP bEiNg AnNoYiNg,,,
CS: UnTiL i FiNd OuT wHaT yOuR hUmAn BuTtOnS aRe AnD mAsH tHe HeLl OuT oF tHeM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CS: > > >
MB: And you really think that'll work?

-- monsterBait [MB] blocked candidSarcoma [CS] --

-- candidSarcoma [CS] began trolling monsterBait [MB] --

CS: YeS............................. XD XD XD

-- candidSarcoma [CS] ceased trolling monsterBait [MB] --

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Title: Czarina of Heart
Land: Land of Scale and Memory ("Scale" as in "the relative size of an object," not "a thing that weighs objects")
Guardian: Matron Triffy, an ant lion

Also being in a pic is a-okay if you're not too busy~

EDIT: Added more information on personality and strife specibus.
EDIT2: Added spoiler info (title, land, guardian), plus a very crappy sprite edit.
EDIT3: More clarification, different sprite.

[Sezza]

W-would it be going overboard to, in addition to strife specibus, theorise as to their sprite prototyping, game title (___ of ___) and planet (land of ___ and ___)? maybe even their exile? guardian?

Where is the line between 'okay' and 'you're really overdoing this, holy crap stop'

[acerbicAves]

acerbicAves [AA]
Created by: acerbicAves
Picture: http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/g...cerbicAves.gif
Text colour: #cc0077
Quirk: Capitalises only the letter A, overuses exclamation points and ellipses.
Symbol: Vesta asteroid.
Personality: Easily distracted. AA can't really be trusted with any important trolling because she tends to forget what she's doing and will either end up spamming the recipient with lolcat pictures or just wander away from her computer
Weapon: Shovelkind


--acerbicAves [AA] began trolling randomProtagonist [RP] at 22:40 --

AA: i hAve been commAnded to troll you!
AA: so...
AA: um...
AA: prepAre to be trolled!
RP: I don't think you're supposed to warn someone that you're about to troll them
AA: reAlly? it seems rude to just jump in unAnnounced...
RP: That's sort of the point.
AA: oh...oh right thAt mAkes sense!
AA: ...cAn we stArt over?

--randomProtagonist [RP] blocked acerbicAves [AA] at 22:42--

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO] began trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 3:28

AO: Hello. I am accompaniedOverlord. My text color is in #00BF80. My typing quirk is that I never break between sentences. I also tend to monologue a bit. As for my looks, I have medium length hair, that is perfectly straight, and I wear a pair of blue pajama pants and a zippered hoodie with my symbol on it: This is a symbol that I created myself, and does not mean anything other than me. Now, my horns: my right horn is in the shape of a satellite dish, about 3 inches long. My left horn, however, wraps around my head from my left ear, over my eyes, to my right ear, becoming headphones and glasses that, in conjunction with the satellite dish, allow me to access the internet with my mind. However, this greatly impairs my vision and hearing(I can still see and hear, just not very well). These majestic horns were bestowed upon me by my friends, randomEngineer, and beautifulMedic. Occasionally I can completely faze out of the current situation, and look very stressed, but I am simply thinking. You can tell if I am focusing on a certain topic because when I am, I will pull and twist my bottom lip. My weapon is a flail/whip with a magnet and a hook at the end, that I can spin around and whack and tear enemies. I have a sprite, which I prototyped with some of my DNA and a wish-granting pine cone(don't ask) to create a Me-Sprite with magical powers that he won't use except in emergencies(probably because of the whole sprite thing). I'm also a bit of a perfectionist. That's pretty much all I have to say about myself. Wow, this was long.

accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 4:11

[Doctor Tess]

W-would it be going overboard to, in addition to strife specibus, theorise as to their sprite prototyping, game title (___ of ___) and planet (land of ___ and ___)? maybe even their exile? guardian?

Where is the line between 'okay' and 'you're really overdoing this, holy crap stop'

That's a good question, and not one that I have a very good answer for. That kinda stuff might work better if we went and divided all the trolls into sessions, so we could work on themes and stuff from there.

Because fantrolls are serious business you guys

So for an actual answer, it doesn't hurt to theorise about this stuff I guess but it's not the kind of stuff I'll be adding to the OP at this point in time.

Adding the newest trolls to the roster now but Alyssa, your reference isn't loading properly for me. noooo

[SquirrelPants]

Adding the newest trolls to the roster now but Alyssa, your reference isn't loading properly for me. noooo

Tried re-uploading it for her. Hope it works.

[cyber95]

I'm drawing a picture of a small scene from my session, and if I get a confirmation from somebody, then I suppose I've figured out part of my session.

[SleepingOrange]

I guess I should mention my symbol is the alchemical symbol for arsenic if we're doing that.

[Doctor Tess]

The reuploaded version works fine, thanks SquirrelPants!

OP updated. Try to give your text colours in the hexidecimal formal from now on, guys, it saves me having to view the page source or something to get the exact colour.

[Marras]

Hey cross-posting!



The color 800000 is pretty ok

[Doctor Tess]

Marras your troll is the worst at typing and should feel ashamed.

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[aphoticConniver]

[quote="aphoticConniver"]Name: aquaticCorsair
Pic:Gettng colored, put it up later.
Typing Quirk: Uses dude a lot, every other word is backwards.
aC: Dude, ekil, what's pu dude?
aC: I'm tsuj chillin tuo, maxin, nixaler all looc.
Color:[color=#00FFFF]#00FFFF[color]
Personality: Laid back, loves to fight. He is also very helpful, when others need it. Collects weapons, uses axe-kind strife specibus. Listens to classic rock all the time. Idolizes vikings, because they are NINJA PIRATES. Knows a lot about useless things. He trolls alternatingly through time. He started off at the beginning, went to the end, and so on and so forth untill he reached the middle. He WILL NEVER take off his sunglasses. EVER. Has a hammock instead of a computer chair, and a laptop instead of a desktop. He made it himself, out of his desktop, and LOTS of duct tape. Never seen not chewing beef jerkey. Carries a bag of holding full of shredded beef jerkey.
Symbol: Combination of greek letters Psi and Omega.[quote]


Added a pic.
http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu18 ... ips/ac.png
Also, extra info:

Title: Knight of Space.
Element: Metal.
World: The Land of Steel and Music (LOSAM)
Sprite: Boombox mixed with DJ MASTARAPPA (his uncle in a diamond)
Strife: aC uses axes for combat, along with a spiked shield. Right now he is using the DRAGON FIRE AXE. It can shoot varying degrees of fire from it's hilt. The blade can also grow to unreasonable sizes. Very sharp. He also has throwing axes strapped to his belt (not shown).


We all love you Tess. By why is it when I see your signature, it looks to me lik a duck person?

[Doctor Tess]

Speaking of, I actually have no idea what the fudge fP's game title or world or anything would be. Crap, I was hoping to have a relatively brainstorming-free night tonight.

By why is it when I see your signature, it looks to me lik a duck person?

Well it's actually just a regular person (assuming I fit your definition of regular) so I really don't know. Perhaps you have duck vision? You should really get that checked.

[Wes]

just an update:
Symbol: the Greek letter Sampi
Weapon: chainkind (whips a heavy chain around, sometimes with large objects on the end)