TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[michi]

AAAAAAAAAAAA i wasn't gonna do one but all your trolls are so great so I am doing one too to join the fun hooray!!!!!!! HOORAY!!!!

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chumHandle: barefootBuddhist
- text colour: #65d
- typing quirk: whatever my talking buddy does right back at em!
- personality: up for anything! and happy and also perverted heh
- shirt symbol: heart!
- weapon: laughter! (not really a weapon at all hahaha!)

wait am i allowed clothes like this? i don't think i've been paying enough attention to such details...

[Doctor Tess]

Yay, michitroll! I don't see anything wrong with those clothes, I guess the rest of the trolls just like black a whole lot?? Anyway nice work, she's pretty.

Awww poor sW. Someone be a doll and connect up with her.

[Pinary]

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

pI: Of coarse.
pI: While, isle bee write up their inn that case.
pI: Eye wooden want two bee mined-stabbed, wood eye?
pI: Witch ewe can totally dew.
pI: Eye just wish ewe wooden brake sew many of these.
pI: Theirs a hole storage rheum down hear full of shanked screens.

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --


(I'm probably going to buy a tablet soon, but until then, you're stuck with advanced pencil-and-scanner technology.)


-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering shallowWeaver [SW] --

pI: Just go awn random mowed.
pI: As soon as someone else sines inn,
pI: Ewe will bee connected.

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering shallowWeaver [SW] --

[Rastea]

-- shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering perfectlyIrrational [pI] --

SW: ooh really...
SW: okay, ii'll try that...
SW: ii wish this ggame came wwith an instruction mmanual...
SW: uumm...
SW: ii think i'm pressing the wwrong thing...
SW: hhold on...

-- shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering perfectlyIrrational [pI] --

[Doctor Tess]

FP: aabout ffreaking ttime yyou sshowed uup...

[Sezza]

CG: HAHA OH WOW GUESS WHOSE PLANET LOOKS LIKE AN ABANDONED SLAUGHTERHOUSE AND SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE FUCKED A RUSTY LOCKER FULL OF ROTTING BEEF TO DEATH WHICH IM SURE IS ACTUALLY ENTIRELY POSSIBLE AND NOT JUST A RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING STUPID HYPERBOLIC WAY OF GETTING MY POINT ACROSS!!!!!!
CG: its me
CG: actually
CG: its
CG: kinda nice here

[SquirrelPants]

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--utteranceComposer [UC] started pestering everyone at 3:41--

UC: Okay guys
UC: I know you all like
UC: have a boner for immersive video games
UC: or whatever
UC: but this
UC: djfsafsdfasdf
UC: This is fuckin'
UC: RIDICULOUS.
UC: I am so done
UC: with this game, guys
UC: someone get me out of here before I freak the fuck out
UC: oh god
UC: what is that
UC: someone tell me what it is oh god it's attacking me


--utteranceComposer [UC] ceased pestering everyone at 3:47--

--utteranceComposer [UC] started pestering everyone at 4:00--
UC: I killed it
UC: and it exploded into candy
UC: I tried to eat it and it disappeared
UC: can someone
UC: turn the damn game off now
UC: sjdlfghfdsgafkjhgnd
UC: boop doop look at me I am freaking the fuck out

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New info for UC
Strife Specibus: Pencilkind
Shirt Symbol: Alchemical symbol for Lead
Planet: Land of Fire and Roses

I totally didn't represent the planet I wanted to in that picture but whatever.
Probably more art of him incoming soon, also.

[machiavelli33]

-- anotherTroll [aT] started trolling screamingTorches[sC] --

aT: j3sus fsjck wh4t th3 h3ll is th4t thing
sT: ITS HARRY
sT: I MEAN IT WAS HARRY
sT: WELL I MEAN ITS HARRY AGAIN NOW
sT: I GUESS
sT: TECHNICALLY ITS ALWAYS BEEN HARRY
sT: MISSING 95 PERCENT OF HIS BODY DOESN'T MAKE HIM NOT HARRY
aT: 0k4y shutup
aT: wh3r3 did u 3v3n find
aT: it
sT: ON THE ESCARPMENTS
aT: wh4t d03s th4t 3v3n m34n
sT: IT MEANS YOUR MOM IS UGLY AND I WANT TO KILL HER

[machiavelli33]

Also wanted to say, everyone's stuff has been really awesome thus far.
I'm really enjoying it!

And Sezza: nice photocomp~

[Tam Lin]

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Except, I've only really had everything mapped out for gC.

whO typeS likE thiS.

And whose personality includes something more like urging the player to alchemize various things rather than actually helping.

Symbol is the kanji for CAT, and whose weapon is double short staffs/staves.

[Doctor Tess]

I'll add the others when I get their info.




FP: ookay ii'm sstarting tto tthink tthat pprototyping yyou wwith tthat ddoll ii ggot ffor mmy bbirthday wwas lless tthan aa ggood iidea...
FP: ii mmean ddon't gget mme wwrong yyou're kkickin' sstylish nnow ccopernicus...
FP: llike eeven mmore tthan wwhen yyou wwere aalive...
FP: bbut yyou're aalso llike ssuper sstuffy aand pproper...
COPERNISPRITE: Well, one of us has to be.
FP: bbut yyou aare ttotally rrocking tthose sscarf aarms sso ii gguess iit eevens oout...
COPERNISPRITE: I don't suppose you have any of that high-quality pet food on your person?
COPERNISPRITE: Or teabags? Something strong, I think...
FP: FFUCK YYOU...

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Copernicus would make an excellent dog name. Or whatever the troll equivalent of dogs is, I guess.

[Yoshi]

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Copernicus would make an excellent dog name. Or whatever the troll equivalent of dogs is, I guess.

[Sezza]

Also wanted to say, everyone's stuff has been really awesome thus far.
I'm really enjoying it!

And Sezza: nice photocomp~

Thanks <:3 I hadn't done much of this stuff before, but I like how they turn out.

grossest consort ever.

[Lankie]

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ganglyExplanation [gE] began trolling Lankie

gE: test
gE: is this working I cant tell
gE: oh I can see my words ok
gE: alright I think im ready now I th
Lankie: I'm sorry but who is this?
gE: shit
gE: err how do I edit past words
gE: sorry was I meant to say who I am
gE: I think it says on the side
gE: is it not showing
gE: sorry
gE: hang on I'll try and get this working
Lankie: I can see your name. What I mean is how did you get my chumhandle?
gE: alright I think its working now
gE: is it worki
gE: oh sorry you typed while I was a way
gE: let me just read this now
Lankie: Are you serious?
gE: arrgh
gE: too much
gE: err
gE: ok
gE: im one of them trools
gE: trols
gE: shit
gE: trolls
gE: sorry
Lankie: ...I see.
gE: spelling is important
gE: I think
gE: that was what I was told
gE: hold on let me just look at my keyboard
gE: keyboard
gE: 1
gE: no wait
gE: umm
Lankie: Dot. Dot. Dot.
gE: !
gE: there we go
gE: I didn't know about the arrow button
gE: next to the caps lock
gE: alrgiht
gE: alright
gE: I think im ready now
gE: let me just get my notes togethe
gE: shit
gE: pressed enter too early
gE: oh dear sorry for swearing so much
gE: stress is getting to me 1
gE: no wait
gE: !
Lankie: if you're a troll where's your typing quirk?
gE: what
gE: you mean those odd typing things
gE: oh god
gE: I never knew you had to hva them
gE: have
gE: hold on

ganglyExplanation [gE] ceased trolling Lankie

Lankie: . . . A for effort I guess.

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M-M-M MORE INFO!

ganglyExplanation
colour: #008000
Shirt symbol: Green Taurus symbol
Personality: Very shy and not at all threatening at all. Always scared of doing the wrong thing. Trys to be polite and apologetic at all times.
Typing quirk: None, other than a lack of grammer and capitalisation. He likes to spell words right and goes out of his way to fix mistakes.
Planet: LOCAA



Strife Specibus: Golfclubkind

I'll get more info like his sprite up when I think of something suitable

[NachoGrande96]

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-- starchyBewilderer [SB] has changed his trollHandle to omnipotentComplex [OC] --

OC: OKay GUys I"m BAck,
OC: ANd MY BIZNastY SHAdes ARe REady11!
OC: JUst INStalleD THe GAme SO if ANYOne"s GOt THEir SERver OR CLIEnt COpy INSTALled CONtacT ME,

trollHandle: omnipotentComplex (originally starchyBewilderer from the fan-art thread but it sounded lame)
Abbreviation: OC (emphasizing this because my zodiac sign is Taurus)
Color: #008080
Quirk: Randomly presses shift key while typing due to muscle disorder, so there is a mix of capitalized and lowercase letters.
Personality: A bit timid when confronted, but feels like he can be tougher while interacting through the Internet. He spends most of his time alone, but will gladly spend time with his other friends. He's a HUGE procrastinator.
Symbol: a spade (:
Kind Apparatus: spadekind

Also, yes, definitely want my troll in the fanpicture.

[Doctor Tess]

You guys have a crazy knack for posting new trolls while I'm in the middle of updating the OP. So half the time I don't notice and have to go back and update a second time. You guys are doing this on purpose, aren't you?

[Tam Lin]

> grinningCat is trying to be omnipotentComplex's client.

[Doctor Tess]

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LOL CONSORTS
(last one for tonight I swear)

[necroMatador]

NM: SO guys, I finally got this thing installed!
NM: SOrry t'took so long, my mom stole teh external disk drive and my laptop's so tiny t'can't fit a built-in one...
NM: WHo wants to connect and get in on this game!

[mars7a]

Chumhandle: deviantScoundrel
Typing quirk: ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUATION
Trolling Method: Being incredibly mean and hurtful. Changing personalities quickly.
Symbol: Mars Symbol
Weapon: hatchetKind

-- deviantScoundrel [dS] began trolling unluckyChum [uC] --

dS: HEY YOUR PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU YOU WERE BORN IN A TEST TUBE
uC: hey stop that
dS: NO YOU ARE WORTHLESS YOU POOR PIECE OF DIRT ILL BE GLAD IF YOU DIE IN A FIRE OR A CAR CRASH

-- unluckyChum [uC] blocked deviantScoundrel [dS] --

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO] began trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 10:21

AO:Haha! You guys are just getting in the Medium now? I've been here for, like, two days! Of course, I can't leave my house. WHY DID I HAVE TO PROTOTYPE WITH A MAGICAL PINE CONE? These imps! They look like me! And they keep flying around, and putting up force-fields, and shooting magical lightning bolts and stuff! This is terrible! And being barely able to see doesn't help matters! How am I supposed to defeat these guys? Also, FP, was my drawing really that bad?(I don't know why I tried to do that. I think the voices were urging me to) Or were you angry trying to draw the group picture or update the OP? Or was it something else that I'm being slow with?

accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 10:34

[Ozymandias]

[ProfessorLizzard]

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[Rainbow]

PL: oh, should I be reporting my progress or something?
PL: ok well uh
PL: I heard it's a good idea to prototype your sprite with a living thing or a once-living thing
PL: so i used this munched-up rodent my carnivorous companion animal brought in
PL: i think it worked, I've got a flying watermelon-rodent now and it's a lot more helpful and cute!

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PL: anyways I think i'm in the medium now so I guess I should explore this place
PL: there's like multicoloured plants and stuff everywhere and it's really pretty!
PL: my head feels a bit funny sometimes though.
PL: ok, I'll be back later