-- proprietousBeau[PB] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --
PB: Greetings and salutations!
PB: I have heard you are actively engaged in commissioning a portraiture of our kind!
PB: If this is factual, I must profess it has me terribly enthused, more so even than the time I caught a glimse of Queen Victoria's knickers!
PB: I would be most flattered to be included, if you were to deem me fit!
PB: Well then, I must be off! I've been invited for a round of cricket in the morning, and I wouldn't want to tax my humours!
PB: The apothacary has warned me that excessive typing may allow the black bile to reach dangerously low levels!
-- proprietousBeau[PB] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --