TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Propriety]

-- proprietousBeau[PB] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

PB: Greetings and salutations!
PB: I have heard you are actively engaged in commissioning a portraiture of our kind!
PB: If this is factual, I must profess it has me terribly enthused, more so even than the time I caught a glimse of Queen Victoria's knickers!
PB: I would be most flattered to be included, if you were to deem me fit!
PB: Well then, I must be off! I've been invited for a round of cricket in the morning, and I wouldn't want to tax my humours!
PB: The apothacary has warned me that excessive typing may allow the black bile to reach dangerously low levels!

-- proprietousBeau[PB] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Rastea]

-- shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

SW: hhiiii...
SW: yyou just got you ggame up...
SW: ii just sstarted mine ttoo...
SW: ii can connect wwith you iif you want...

-- shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering pnecroMatador [NM] --

[Shaon]

[necroMatador]

--necroMatador [NM] began pestering shallowWeaver [SW]--

NM: OH hey!
NM: THat sounds great!
NM: THis should be fun!
NM: WHo will be teh server, who will be teh client...

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering shallowWeaver [SW]--

[NachoGrande96]

--omnipotentComplex [OC] began trolling grinningCat [GC] at ???--

OC: SO YOu havE THE GAMe instALLED?
OC: cOOL,
OC: do yOU WAnt TO bE MY ServER or mY CLIENt/
OC: HE hE WE haVE THe saME COLor TExt11!!!

[Rastea]

--shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM]--

SW: i dunno...
SW: ddo you have a ppreference...
SW: ii don't...
SW: iif you don't wwe can flip a ccoin oor something...

--shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

[mars7a]

-- deviantScoundrel [dS] started trolling goryCommisar [gC]

dS: GOD DAMNIT GC WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
dS: STUPID COMMIE HELP ME GET INTO MY GATE
dS: HOW DO I EVEN DO THIS I MEAN REALLY
dS: WHERE ARE YOU THIS GAME IS CONFUSING
dS: WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE LITTLE MONSTERS CLAWING AT MY GOD DAMN HORNS
dS: HURRY UP

[necroMatador]

--necroMatador [NM] began pestering shallowWeaver [SW]--

NM: I'M fine with being y'all's server!
NM: NOw I just need to find someone to be my server!
NM: OR we could be a two-person chain...
NM: BUt teh others might feel left out or something...
NM: I Don't know...
NM: BUt yes, I am fine being y'all's server!

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering shallowWeaver [SW]--

[Alphadin]

--TriEye [TE] began trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--


TE: Do you want to troll some Sburb Players?
TE: I'm in the mood, It be kind if you replied soon.
TE: Also, your slow. I beat sburb by myself. Hard shit.
TE: You have to rewrite the codes to play by yourself.
TE: My Legend Twin Blades don't require much, Just 5 Building grist and 5 Shale.
TE: Most likely because it was so difficult to make the combo
TE: Before I go, (Because I'm starting to ramble) I guess I'll troll you as a "super sprite", since I actually beat the game unlike your weird sprite. TriEye out.

--TriEye [TE] ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--

Also, Does anyone have steam/use IRC alot? So we can make better logs instead of only one person is talking at a time. E.I.
On steam/IRC:
Alphadin: Want to make a troll log?
Someone: Sure
Alphadin: Are you in the mood to troll some sburb players?
Someone: hElLL YeAh1!11!

On the post the log will display the chat they had on steam/IRC

TE: Are you in the mood to troll some sburb players?
SO: hElLL YeAh1!11!

It be funny and more easy

[Rastea]

--shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM]--

SW: iit would be fun tto have a ththree chain oor maybe mmore iif we can find ppeople who wwant to...
SW: mmore variety and ststuff...

--shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

@Alphadin -- I don't have either of those. :< Though it would be fun...

[Alphadin]

--shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM]--

SW: iit would be fun tto have a ththree chain oor maybe mmore iif we can find ppeople who wwant to...
SW: mmore variety and ststuff...

--shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

@Alphadin -- I don't have either of those. :< Though it would be fun...

I could try to make a IRC server Where you click the link in the browse and your in the IRC.

[necroMatador]

Also, Does anyone have steam/use IRC alot? So we can make better logs instead of only one person is talking at a time.

An IRC would be nice. I haven't had much luck with Steam, unfortunately, but Mibbit IRC I have some experience chatting on.

This sounds like it would be fun.

[Shaon]

-- goryCommisar [gC] started trolling deviantScoundrel [dS]

GC: I-in Soviet Russia, commies are lost...!
GC: In Soviet Russia, capitalism would not reign like this...
GC: In Soviet Russia, there would be no midgets!!

[Alphadin]

Im attempting a mibbit

[mars7a]

dS: STOP MAKING YOU SHITTY SOVIET RUSSIA JOKES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR THESE ANNOYING SHENANIGANS
dS: ALSO IM PRETTY SURE YOUR IN YOUR MEDIUM NOW IF THATS WHAT IT IS
dS: MAN I DONT EVEN KNOW
dS: THIS GAME IS RIDICULOUS

deviantScoundrel [dS] ceased trolling goryCommisar [gC]

[Rainbow]

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

PL: Uuum... hi.
PL: If you need a server i suppose I could do that...
PL: i mean i'm already in the medium so I don't really need to be doing anything else in a hurry right now
PL: at least I don't think I do
PL: um
PL: anyway I can try to help out if it's not a bother!

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM] --


PL: sooooo about this world I'm in...
PL: The melon-rodent says it's named the Land of Colour and Visions
PL: the colour part I can understand, but I'm not sure what it means by visions yet.
PL: also i found out it's inhabited by reptiles which I think are like earth chameleons!

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PL: it took me a while to find any of them though
PL: not because they were deliberately hiding, it's because they were just as bright as everything else.

[necroMatador]

--necroMatador [NM] began pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

NM: OH, yay!
NM: T'Would be very much appreciated!

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

[SleepingOrange]

LL: So I gUeSs An IrC cHaNnEl MiGhT bE fUn Or WhAtEvEr
LL: LeT aLl ThIs SuPeR-rElEvAnT iNaNiTy HaPpEn In ReAl-TiMe
LL: BuT sOmE oF uS
LL: HeM hEm
LL: MiGhT bE cOnSiDeReD
LL: Uh
LL: SuBpAr TyPiStS
LL: Or At LeAsT
LL: SlOw OnEs
LL: StIlL
LL: I gUeSs I cOuLd Be BoThErEd
LL: To StArT aNd ReGiStEr AnD oP fOr SuCh A cHaNnEl
LL: At LeAsT aT fIrSt
LL: PrObAbLy On EsPeR
LL: AnYbOdY hAvE a PrEfErEnCe FoR sErVeR
LL: Or WhO yOu WaNt To Do ThIs
LL: JeGuS kNoWs I cOuLd LiVe WiThOuT aNoThEr ThInG tO dO
LL: YeAh YeAh
LL: I kNoW I vOlUnTeEr fOr ThIs ShIt
LL: SoMeOnE hAs To KnOw WhAt'S gOiNg On AnD hOw To Do StUfF
LL: I dOn'T /wAnT/ tO wAnT tO dO iT
LL: MaN wHaTeVeR
LL: I dOn'T nEeD tHaT sAsS i CaN hEaR yOu ThInKiNg

[perrybob]

chumHandle: aberrantTragedian
Text color: #00E161
Typing quirk: Every third letter capitalized, e is 3
Example: AT: i doN't knOw whAt th3 biG d3Al is
AT: alL thIs trOllIng
AT: am i doIng it riGht
AT: fuCk
Details: Self-contained, only trolls when talked to, she has a tendency to come across as "sweet and kind" even after repeated attempts at trolling much to his frustration. Genderless.

Am I too late, I had to do a bunch of real-life stuff

[Rainbow]

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

PL: okay, good! I'll try to set this up as quickly as I can then.
PL: I'm not completely sure how to do this but i think i can figure it out...
PL: :D

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM] --

Also... I've never used an IRC channel and haven't a clue how, but if there's going to be one I might as well find out :0

[beesmygod]

AA: oh good~
AA: were finally getting some organization around here~
AA: what with all the/ irc/ ing/ talk~
AA: or whatever youd call it~
AA: the point is we need some regulation around here so we dont spend our time fucking around like a bunch of hedonist chickens with our heads cut off~
AA: so thank god someones doing that~
AA: hoo-fucking-ray~

-- archaicArtoid [AA] ceased pestering everyone --

[Alphadin]

#Trollchat
I am so Beast.

[String Cheeze]

--dairyConnoisseur [dC] began pestering someTroll [sT]--

dC: Shit... wait...
dC: Was I supposed to get this Suburb thing installed?
dC: 'Cause I kinda forgot about it.
dC: Then some other stuff came up...
dC: Well, uh, so how do I get this thing started?
dC: ...
dC: Anyone actually there?
dC: ...Shit.

--dairyConnoisseur [dC] ceased pestering someTroll [sT]--

[Alphadin]

TE: You need to rewrite to code so you can get yourself out of there.
TE: Here : <Code>
TE: Just Hurry or your fucked!

[Doctor Tess]

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Goddamn you guys I have maybe twenty minutes to type this post

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering accompaniedOverlord [AO]

FP: ooh nno ii wwas aangry bbecause tthere wwas aa SSCALPEL IIN MMY SSCREEN...
FP: sso ssorry iif ii wwasn't cclear...
FP: yyour ppicture iisn't tthat bbad rreally...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering accompaniedOverlord [AO]


-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering proprietousBeau [PB]

FP: ookay ddid yyou eeat llike tten hhuman eenglishmen ffor bbreakfast tthis mmorning...
FP: wwell wwhatever yyeah ssure...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering proprietousBeau [PB]


-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering triEye [TE]

FP: llook ii ddon't ccare iif yyou've aalready wwon tthe ggame oor wwhatever...
FP: ii'm aa llittle bbusy oover hhere...
FP: ttrying tto kkeep eeveryone uunder ccontrol...
FP: iincluding tthis ggoddamn ssprite...
FP: DDAMMIT CCOPERNICUS WWHAT AARE YYOU DDOING...
FP: ffuck...
FP: ii'll bbe rright bback...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering triEye [TE]


-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering aberrantTragedian [AT]

FP: hhey mman...
FP: ii'll aadd yyou tto tthe llist ppretty ssoon ii ggotta ggo ddo ssomething...
FP: ggood tto ssee yyou hhere mman...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering aberrantTragedian [AT]

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also irc is a good idea