TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[DrloU]

Hey there, the typical procedure around here is to post some info on your troll first, like the stuff I've outlined in the first post. After that feel free to go nuts trolling or whatever

Oh, right. Is there a template here somewhere that I can use?

UnitedSquids is a heavy US patriot. He grew up thinking that the United States is number one, and anyone who disagrees with him is "A Motherlovin' Commie!". He tends to end most of his speaches with "In America!" and occasionally yells "Hoo-Ah!" or other military slang. Hoo-Ah! In America!

[Doctor Tess]

Everything you'll need is in the first post, but it looks like you've got most of it already. A reference picture would be super handy.

[Alphadin]

Everything you'll need is in the first post, but it looks like you've got most of it already. A reference picture would be super handy.

Reply to mah troll :U

[Doctor Tess]

Reply to mah troll :U

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began trolling triEye [TE] --

FP: HHEY...
FP: FFUCK YYOU...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased trolling triEye [TE] --


Oh these two are going to get along just great.

[SquirrelPants]

--utteranceComposer [UC] joined IRC at 20:25--

UC: okay what the hell guys
UC: I get on this
UC: IRC
UC: ...thing
UC: because I was
UC: TOLD
UC: BY YOU GUYS
UC: TO GET ON IT
UC: BUT YOU GUYS
UC: AREN'T
UC: EVEN
UC: HERE
UC: EKDLASFHUDSLJUHCXJGNLMJNMLAFDS
UC: It's really cold
UC: in my world thing I mean
UC: I am gonna freeze to death
UC: if I don't find
UC: SOMETHING
UC: to do.
UC: BUT
UC: NO ONE
UC: HEARS ME
UC: BECAUSE NO ONE IS EVEN HERE
UC: asoifuhjafddrfgalmjfldsak;sl'sa
UC: If you tell me
UC: to be in places
UC: you need to be there too
UC: because I remember
UC: you guys always used to do this to me
UC: but
UC: this time it is life threatening
UC: and it is getting
UC: about a million times less funny
UC:

[Alphadin]

Reply to mah troll :U

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began trolling triEye [TE] --

TE:

-- ficticiousPhysician [TE] ceased trolling triEye [TE] --


Oh these two are going to get along just great.

-- TriEye [FP] began trolling ficticiousPhysician[FP] --

[TE]: This is just getting hypocritical.
[TE]: I offer to help and you start bitching about it.

-- TriEye[TE] ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Doctor Tess]

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began trolling triEye [TE] --

FP: YYOU'RE AANNOYING AAND YYOU PPROBABLY SSMELL AAWFUL...
FP: GGO HHELP SSOMEONE EELSE...

-- ficticiousPhysician [TE] ceased trolling triEye [TE] --

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I swear I'm not really a huge jerk you guys

[Odina]

[b]

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-- exhilaratingCrecendo [EC] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] --

EC: HEY hey hey
EC: UH uh uh
EC: DOUCHEBAG douchebag douchebag
TT: Excuse me?
EC: GET READY FOR THE TROLLING OF YOUR LIFE get ready for the trolling of your life get ready for the trolling of your life
EC: OK, SO HERE GOES... ok so here goes... ok so here goes...
EC: IT'S HARD TO BE AS DUMB AS YOU it's hard to be as dumb as you it's hard to be as dumb as you
EC: WITH YOUR SHADES AND YOUR PUPPETS AND YOUR SICK WINDOW VIEW with your shades and your puppets and your sick window view with your shades and your puppets and your sick window view
EC: SO JUST GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP STRIDER so just give it up, strider so just give it up, strider
EC: CRY TO MAMA SO SHE'LL GIVE YOU SOME APPLE CIDER cry to mama so she'll give you some apple cider cry to mama so she'll give you some apple cider
EC: WE'RE THESE TROLLS BUSTING SICK RHYMES we're these trolls busting sick rhymes e're these trolls busting sick rhymes
EC: EVERY DAY, ALL THE TIME every day, all the time every day, all the time
EC: WE'RE COMING AT YOU FROM EVERY ANGLE we're coming at you from every angle we're coming at you from every angle
EC: YOUR BRAIN AND BODY WE'RE GONNA MANGLE your brain and body we're gonna mangle your brain and body we're gonna mangle
EC: ... ... ...
EC: OK, I KNOW THAT WAS SHORT ok i know that was short
EC: BUT I WORKED HARD ON IT but i worked hard on it but i worked hard on it
EC: SO UM... so um... so um...
EC: YOU JUST GOT TROLLLLLLLEEEEEDDDD you just got trollllllleeeeedddd you just got trollllllleeeeedddd
TT: I think you meant to troll Dave.
TT: This is Rose. Dave's chumhandle is turntechGodhead.
TT: And I think Dave's thing is apple juice, not apple cider.
EC: OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god
EC: I AM SO SORRY i am so sorry i am so sorry
EC: UH uh uh
EC: SORRY sorry sorry
EC: IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN it won't happen again it won't happen again
EC: SORRY sorry sorry

-- exhilaratingCrecendo [EC] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] --

[Ammiah]

- Chumhandle: nonplussedMiscreant [NM]
- Text Color: #FF9900
- Typing Quirk: Only uses punctuation in threes, no capitalization, frequent hemming and hawwing (um, uh, etc), occasional emoticons, general dumbassery.
- Symbol: A question mark ?
- Strife Specibus: pistolKind
- Personality: He's completely incompetent at SBURB, clumsy and awkward, soft-spoken, and fairly shy. Leans towards being (annoyingly) optimistic and cheerful. Has some serious memory issues.



So yeah, I am kind of worried to post this here but Sezza thinks it's a good idea. Hello, everybody!
Oh, and here's all my extra stuff that doesn't really fit the OP.

[Alyss]

lulzCreator



The code is #00FF80.
Typing quirk: lolspeak, mixed with other stuff.. LIEK DIS. HURR C WUT I MEEN LULZ
Personality: Very vain, but still smart, kinda. She can be very rude for no reason, and her insults sting. She hates gA, because she is a virgo, and she claims,"DAT BETCH STEELED MAH B-DAY AND MAH SHIRT!!!!111!one!!" Thus, her shirt symbol is a unicorn fighting a robo-dolphin. She is also suspected of being pathological. PLUS, she kind of a whore. :3

TROOLLING

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[font=]-- lulzCreator [LC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

[LC]: SO I HERD U BUST SWEET RYMEZ
[TG]: what?
[LC]: LIEK THE RECURDS N SHEET
-- lulzCreator [LC] ceased trolling tuntechGodhead [TG] --[/font]

Keep him guessing, you old whore you. :3 EDIT: I know in the pic it says lF, but her original name was lulzFactor

[Tam Lin]

--omnipotentComplex [OC] began trolling grinningCat [GC] at ???--

OC: SO YOu havE THE GAMe instALLED?
OC: cOOL,
OC: do yOU WAnt TO bE MY ServER or mY CLIENt/
OC: HE hE WE haVE THe saME COLor TExt11!!!

gC: hehehheH
gC: oF coursE I havE iT installeD. oN multiplE laptopS eveN.
gC: anD bY multiplE, I meaN twO.
gC: maybE I caN bE botH youR clienT anD serveR.

[Harilo]

chumHandle: turbulentNucleartide [TN]
text color: #a6ff00
typing quirk: every OTHER word IS in CAPS like THIS. Also tends to misspell bigger words.
symbol: radiation symbol (trefoil)
weapon: Rakekind
personality: He thinks he's really smart, but in all reality he's about average intelligence. When corrected about something by someone else he will either lose his cool, say he's right anyway, or say he ment to do it to mess with you. Likes videogames like SBURB, movies with really long/inconvenient names, and food. Tends to be more quiet and secluded. Will probably leave if he gets bored.

[Woozl]

Another editroll. I just couldn't resist making another.

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timberAutomaton began trolling the MSPA Forums at 23:40.
tA: ...
tA: For your own safety, I monitor you at all times.
tA: ...
tA: I bid you have pleasant dreams, and a safe night.
timberAutomaton ceased trolling the MSPA forums at 23:41.

(His typing quirk, and personality, is that he is formal, a tad creepy, and brief.)

[Takorii]

Chumhandle:lexicalVirtuoso [LV]
Color: #cf0000
Typing Quirk: Starts a new line (return/enter) every time a comma or full stop is used. Frequent use of unusual/eloquent words.
Symbol: haven't decided yet :O
Weapon: Flailkind
Peronsality: Has tickets on herself, brags a lot and tends revel in victory of any kind, making the other person feel bad for whatever menial error they may have made.

[Doctor Tess]

FP: hhey gguys wwhere ddid yyou aall ggo...
FP: iit wwas ffreaking ddead iin tthere mman...
FP: ii tthought wwe wwere bbros uuc wwhat tthe hhell...
FP: wwell aanyway...
FP: ookay ii ddon't eeven rremember wwho mmy sserver pplayer iis nnow...
FP: bbeen ttalking tto sso mmany ppeople llately iit's hhard tto kkeep ttrack...
FP: aanyway wwhoever iit iis ccould yyou hhelp mme oout??...
FP: iit's ffucking ddark hhere aand ii ddon't kknow wwhere ii'm ssupposed tto ggo...
FP: aand tthis sstupid ffucking ssprite iisn't hhelping oone bbit...
FP: hhey ccan yyou eeven ssee mme??...
FP: ggoddammit...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering the darkness --

[GreyArchon]

God, one weekend of MSPA break and I miss this entire thread! Hope I'm not too late, I think I hopped onto the trollself bandwagon relativly early. :P

- chumHandle
CattleTwintipper

- text colour (I'd appreciate it if you gave this as a hex triplet, aka. the six letter/number code)
804000

- typing quirk
AAll mYY vOOwEEls AArEE dOOUUblEEd AAnd cAApIItAAlIIzEEd!

- reference picture


- personality (optional, but it makes things more interesting!)
Aloof and goofy, he's the guy that links you a funny picture you saw one month ago and claims it to be the latest thing.
On purpose!
Also he gets all internet meme's wrong and uses them gratuitously.
The getting wrong thing is probably not on purpose.
Failtroll.

- shirt symbol and/or weapon (also optional, but good for confirmation's sake)
Symbol's a mix of tauros and gemini, as seen on pic/avatar. Weapon would be SteamrollerKind.
While shouting "WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" to keep the theme of 'doing it wrong'.


(this isnt me, but its amazing how much this guy looks like me. Could be my long lost probably-american twin.)

[String Cheeze]

--dairyConnoisseur [dC] began pestering trollThread [tT]--

dC: This game is kinda... weird.
dC: I mean, yeah, getting saved from meteor death.
dC: That's cool and all, but my apartment is trashed!
dC: It's like my host just smashed my shit up for fun.
dC: Then dropped a bunch of huge machines all in the middle of everything.
dC: And then to top it all off, they dropped Mr. Wuffles
dC: Shit! I didn't mean to say that!
dC: I mean... uh... he dropped one of my guardian Sis' stupid ass cuddly animals into the sprite.
dC: And now I've got all these stuffed dog imps running around the place.
dC: Fighting stuffed animal imps is really humiliating, you know?
dC: Plus... they are kinda tough...
dC: And I think my machete is getting all dulled...

--dairyConnoisseur [dC] ceased pestering trollThread [tT]--


--dairyConnoisseur [dC] began pestering trollThread [tT]--

dC: Oh, and the one good thing about the medium.
dC: There always seems to be a dramatic breeze whenever I pose for shit.
dC: So my coat looks all bad ass.

--dairyConnoisseur [dC] ceased pestering trollThread [tT]--

[Tam Lin]

NEW INFO about grinningCat:

Title: Knight of Mind
Land: Land of Psyche and Ruin.
Weapon: Shrtstffkind (Short staff, usually double wielded.)

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Reimage'd in case the old pic was lost.


Limited info about garagisteAnthropoid:
Font color: BRIGHT FUCKING YELLOW.
Typing quirk: EXTREME MOTHERFUCKING ADVERTISING.
Weapon: SEE THIS LONGSTAFF? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING LONGER THAN YOUR SHORT STAFF. FUCK YEAH. (grinningCat: )
Personality: HYPER. ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME. FUCK YEAH.

Limited Info about treacherousAnaconda:
Font Color: Bright Sssaian.
Typing quirk: wordsss with sss sssoundsss that aren't represssented by the letter 'sss' are ssspelled phonetically (Cyan --> Sssaian). Sss'sss are alwaysss tripled.
Title: Ssseer of breath
Personality: Ekssstremely eloquent to the point of sssinging praisssesss to the godsss of purple prossse.[/color]

Limited Info about cocaGeneaologist:
Font Color: Golden Shade. Earthen Aurum. Dark Yellow.
Typing quirk: Will sometimes rephrase, reconstruct, revise a phrase three times, thrice, in triplicate. Sometimes there is an unrelated phrase, out of place word, dead corgi thrown in.
Title: Maid of blood, helper of sanguinary fluid, upside-down caravan.
Strife Specibus: Ballkind, Orbkind, Spherekind. (Hah, you thought i was going to say something unrelated, off-topic, pretzelsticks, didn't you? Oh, dammit.

[Sezza]

CG: oh hell yes this is awesome look at this goddamn little bastard haha oh my god thats fucking neat hes like fucking seethrough i swear prototyping with an anatomical model was the best shitting idea ever and i will hear no word to the contrary ever
CG: ever

[Harilo]

-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] began pestering MSPAForums --

TN: so I got THIS awesome LOOKING piece OF shit GAME sburb.
TN: IT appears I am IN need OF someone TO be MY server OR client OR some SHIT like THAT.
TN: hurry UP, i WANNA rake UP some IMP faces.

-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] ceased pestering MSPAForums --

[romanticistCaveman]

-- ionicOneirologist [IO] began trolling mspaFandom [MF] --

IO: ?
IO: :O :O
IO: >DDDDD
IO: ...:<?
IO: |D

(I think this might be my favorite of all the Pesterlogs.)

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-- transuranicAuger [TA] began trolling trollSlum [TS] --

TA: Guys? I Am Going To Talk Like This?
TA: Is This Okay?
TA: I Kind Of Thought The Moderators Were Prejudiced Against Our Typing Disabilities?
TA: Maybe If We Keep It To This Thread Alone? Or Is That Opening A Whole Can Of Worms?
TA: Maybe I Am Over Thinking This?
TA: I Do Not Mean To Get On Anyones Bone Bulge? DX

[Morbi]

androgynousCounterpart [aC] began pestering trollchums.

[aC]: oh MY goodness YOU guyyyys
[aC]: WHERE do YOUUUU keep GETTING copies OF sbuuuurb?
[aC]: I-i"veeee BEEN checking MY mail FOREVERRRR noooow
[aC]: ...
[aC]: ALSOOOO whoever KEEPS leaving ME rude MESSAGES about MY gender NEEDS to STOP
[aC]: like; RIGHT now
[aC]: OR else I-i"m GOING to DRAW them IN an EMBARRASSING; possibly HOMOEROTIC manner
[aC]: SO there

[Marelo]

Guys, this is quickly turning into roleplaying. Which is fine (as long as it's not of actual characters in HS), but it will necessitate moving the thread if it continues.

Edit: As far as the typing affectations go, the reason that was a problem was it that it was widespread, among both threads and users.* As long as you guys keep to yourselves in this thread with it, there isn't a problem. But, again, it will have to be moved if this is the direction you want to take the thread in.

* Far too many instances of "was" in this sentence BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE FUCK ENGLISH

[SleepingOrange]

I'm gonna have to say "not so much" on moving it, since the primary purpose is still the creation, sharing, and cataloguing of fanmade troll characters, even if there is a roleplaying element present. Besides, given that this is one of three even semi-active topics in the forum right now, even if it's misplaced (which it isn't), it's not like it's cluttering a busy section, so who cares?

@Gankro: A man can dream

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

Not even MLK can dream that hard.