Hey there, the typical procedure around here is to post some info on your troll first, like the stuff I've outlined in the first post. After that feel free to go nuts trolling or whatever
Oh, right. Is there a template here somewhere that I can use?
UnitedSquids is a heavy US patriot. He grew up thinking that the United States is number one, and anyone who disagrees with him is "A Motherlovin' Commie!". He tends to end most of his speaches with "In America!" and occasionally yells "Hoo-Ah!" or other military slang. Hoo-Ah! In America!
--utteranceComposer [UC] joined IRC at 20:25--
UC: okay what the hell guys
UC: I get on this
UC: because I was
UC: BY YOU GUYS
UC: TO GET ON IT
UC: BUT YOU GUYS
UC: It's really cold
UC: in my world thing I mean
UC: I am gonna freeze to death
UC: if I don't find
UC: to do.
UC: NO ONE
UC: HEARS ME
UC: BECAUSE NO ONE IS EVEN HERE
UC: If you tell me
UC: to be in places
UC: you need to be there too
UC: because I remember
UC: you guys always used to do this to me
UC: this time it is life threatening
UC: and it is getting
UC: about a million times less funny
-- exhilaratingCrecendo [EC] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] --
EC: HEY hey hey
EC: UH uh uh
EC: DOUCHEBAG douchebag douchebag
TT: Excuse me?
EC: GET READY FOR THE TROLLING OF YOUR LIFE get ready for the trolling of your life get ready for the trolling of your life
EC: OK, SO HERE GOES... ok so here goes... ok so here goes...
EC: IT'S HARD TO BE AS DUMB AS YOU it's hard to be as dumb as you it's hard to be as dumb as you
EC: WITH YOUR SHADES AND YOUR PUPPETS AND YOUR SICK WINDOW VIEW with your shades and your puppets and your sick window view with your shades and your puppets and your sick window view
EC: SO JUST GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP STRIDER so just give it up, strider so just give it up, strider
EC: CRY TO MAMA SO SHE'LL GIVE YOU SOME APPLE CIDER cry to mama so she'll give you some apple cider cry to mama so she'll give you some apple cider
EC: WE'RE THESE TROLLS BUSTING SICK RHYMES we're these trolls busting sick rhymes e're these trolls busting sick rhymes
EC: EVERY DAY, ALL THE TIME every day, all the time every day, all the time
EC: WE'RE COMING AT YOU FROM EVERY ANGLE we're coming at you from every angle we're coming at you from every angle
EC: YOUR BRAIN AND BODY WE'RE GONNA MANGLE your brain and body we're gonna mangle your brain and body we're gonna mangle
EC: ... ... ...
EC: OK, I KNOW THAT WAS SHORT ok i know that was short
EC: BUT I WORKED HARD ON IT but i worked hard on it but i worked hard on it
EC: SO UM... so um... so um...
EC: YOU JUST GOT TROLLLLLLLEEEEEDDDD you just got trollllllleeeeedddd you just got trollllllleeeeedddd
TT: I think you meant to troll Dave.
TT: This is Rose. Dave's chumhandle is turntechGodhead.
TT: And I think Dave's thing is apple juice, not apple cider.
EC: OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god
EC: I AM SO SORRY i am so sorry i am so sorry
EC: UH uh uh
EC: SORRY sorry sorry
EC: IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN it won't happen again it won't happen again
EC: SORRY sorry sorry
- Chumhandle: nonplussedMiscreant [NM]
- Text Color: #FF9900
- Typing Quirk: Only uses punctuation in threes, no capitalization, frequent hemming and hawwing (um, uh, etc), occasional emoticons, general dumbassery.
- Symbol: A question mark ?
- Strife Specibus: pistolKind
- Personality: He's completely incompetent at SBURB, clumsy and awkward, soft-spoken, and fairly shy. Leans towards being (annoyingly) optimistic and cheerful. Has some serious memory issues.
So yeah, I am kind of worried to post this here but Sezza thinks it's a good idea. Hello, everybody!
Oh, and here's all my extra stuff that doesn't really fit the OP.
The code is #00FF80.
Typing quirk: lolspeak, mixed with other stuff.. LIEK DIS. HURR C WUT I MEEN LULZ
Personality: Very vain, but still smart, kinda. She can be very rude for no reason, and her insults sting. She hates gA, because she is a virgo, and she claims,"DAT BETCH STEELED MAH B-DAY AND MAH SHIRT!!!!111!one!!" Thus, her shirt symbol is a unicorn fighting a robo-dolphin. She is also suspected of being pathological. PLUS, she kind of a whore. :3
[font=]-- lulzCreator [LC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --
[LC]: SO I HERD U BUST SWEET RYMEZ
[LC]: LIEK THE RECURDS N SHEET
-- lulzCreator [LC] ceased trolling tuntechGodhead [TG] --[/font]
Keep him guessing, you old whore you. :3 EDIT: I know in the pic it says lF, but her original name was lulzFactor
02:11 <thunderReign> I'm not dancing in your vagina.
02:11 <Abyss> yes you are
nikolaTesla revives MachoManRandySavage
Amazar - deer poo is so neat...
<Alynn> my fingers are funny. making gigantic boobs and typing the wrong word n shit
<Julia> yes very
<Julia> you have a midas touch.
<Julia> except it makes tits huge.
<Alynn> its a curse
<Sentin> the titty touch
<Sentin> its a curse
<Sentin> and a gift
<Sentin> you're boobieman
<Alynn> should i sigquote that
<Demon> i am introducing you to the wonders of avian copulation
<Wobuffet> I cockblock everyone
<MostlyHarmless> CONDOMS BELONG IN THE WILD MAAAANNN!!!!
Originally Posted by Momatoes As Nikola Tesla
<nikolaTesla> You are now alive
<nikolaTesla> with the power of my electric balls
FANTROLLS(dont judge me):
Hekkiko Lolana - littleLola -- oh, hi there. uhh, what's your name again :< Adonna Adroii - vexedUprising -- if you don't want a fight you won't get A. FIGHT. Esquel Vespilo - deadLanguages -- You seem to be making the mistake of 0verestimating my sense of empathy. *overestimating. Alaire Sabell - sereneOdyssey -- -I-- Oh, hey. Are you one of those guys who jusT wanT To yell aT me? Sorry. - Roxina Morado - pseudoRocket -- ~~,,~,,~('<' Go kill yourself, fuckface Salvia Datura - lucidityIncarnate -- Hey~!~ Wassup~ dude~?~ Somnium Desvelo - insomniacDaydreamer -- **hello... sorry if i seem a little out of it...** Karalis Paene - rejectedPrince -- fuck off before i make you wish you'd never have wriggled your lowblooded ass out of the goddamn trial caverns
chumHandle: turbulentNucleartide [TN]
text color: #a6ff00
typing quirk: every OTHER word IS in CAPS like THIS. Also tends to misspell bigger words.
symbol: radiation symbol (trefoil)
personality: He thinks he's really smart, but in all reality he's about average intelligence. When corrected about something by someone else he will either lose his cool, say he's right anyway, or say he ment to do it to mess with you. Likes videogames like SBURB, movies with really long/inconvenient names, and food. Tends to be more quiet and secluded. Will probably leave if he gets bored.
Another editroll. I just couldn't resist making another.
timberAutomaton began trolling the MSPA Forums at 23:40.
tA: For your own safety, I monitor you at all times.
tA: I bid you have pleasant dreams, and a safe night.
timberAutomaton ceased trolling the MSPA forums at 23:41.
(His typing quirk, and personality, is that he is formal, a tad creepy, and brief.)
Typing Quirk: Starts a new line (return/enter) every time a comma or full stop is used. Frequent use of unusual/eloquent words.
Symbol: haven't decided yet :O
Peronsality: Has tickets on herself, brags a lot and tends revel in victory of any kind, making the other person feel bad for whatever menial error they may have made.
God, one weekend of MSPA break and I miss this entire thread! Hope I'm not too late, I think I hopped onto the trollself bandwagon relativly early. :P
- text colour (I'd appreciate it if you gave this as a hex triplet, aka. the six letter/number code)
- typing quirk
AAll mYY vOOwEEls AArEE dOOUUblEEd AAnd cAApIItAAlIIzEEd!
- reference picture
- personality (optional, but it makes things more interesting!)
Aloof and goofy, he's the guy that links you a funny picture you saw one month ago and claims it to be the latest thing.
Also he gets all internet meme's wrong and uses them gratuitously.
The getting wrong thing is probably not on purpose.
- shirt symbol and/or weapon (also optional, but good for confirmation's sake)
Symbol's a mix of tauros and gemini, as seen on pic/avatar. Weapon would be SteamrollerKind.
While shouting "WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" to keep the theme of 'doing it wrong'.
(this isnt me, but its amazing how much this guy looks like me. Could be my long lost probably-american twin.)
--dairyConnoisseur [dC] began pestering trollThread [tT]--
dC: This game is kinda... weird.
dC: I mean, yeah, getting saved from meteor death.
dC: That's cool and all, but my apartment is trashed!
dC: It's like my host just smashed my shit up for fun.
dC: Then dropped a bunch of huge machines all in the middle of everything.
dC: And then to top it all off, they dropped Mr. Wuffles
dC: Shit! I didn't mean to say that!
dC: I mean... uh... he dropped one of my guardian Sis' stupid ass cuddly animals into the sprite.
dC: And now I've got all these stuffed dog imps running around the place.
dC: Fighting stuffed animal imps is really humiliating, you know?
dC: Plus... they are kinda tough...
dC: And I think my machete is getting all dulled...
Title: Knight of Mind
Land: Land of Psyche and Ruin.
Weapon: Shrtstffkind (Short staff, usually double wielded.)
Reimage'd in case the old pic was lost.
Limited info about garagisteAnthropoid:
Font color: BRIGHT FUCKING YELLOW.
Typing quirk: EXTREME MOTHERFUCKING ADVERTISING.
Weapon: SEE THIS LONGSTAFF? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING LONGER THAN YOUR SHORT STAFF. FUCK YEAH. (grinningCat: )
Personality: HYPER. ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME. FUCK YEAH.
Limited Info about treacherousAnaconda:
Font Color: Bright Sssaian.
Typing quirk: wordsss with sss sssoundsss that aren't represssented by the letter 'sss' are ssspelled phonetically (Cyan --> Sssaian). Sss'sss are alwaysss tripled.
Title: Ssseer of breath
Personality: Ekssstremely eloquent to the point of sssinging praisssesss to the godsss of purple prossse.[/color]
Limited Info about cocaGeneaologist:
Font Color: Golden Shade. Earthen Aurum. Dark Yellow.
Typing quirk: Will sometimes rephrase, reconstruct, revise a phrase three times, thrice, in triplicate. Sometimes there is an unrelated phrase, out of place word, dead corgi thrown in.
Title: Maid of blood, helper of sanguinary fluid, upside-down caravan.
Strife Specibus: Ballkind, Orbkind, Spherekind. (Hah, you thought i was going to say something unrelated, off-topic, pretzelsticks, didn't you? Oh, dammit.
Raven Symone is queen. Kazerad is King.
Protip to not sounding like a jackass: Before you say anything, reverse the genders/races/sexualities. If it sounds sexist/racist/homophobic the other way around, then it probably is.
CG: oh hell yes this is awesome look at this goddamn little bastard haha oh my god thats fucking neat hes like fucking seethrough i swear prototyping with an anatomical model was the best shitting idea ever and i will hear no word to the contrary ever
Away from the forums, hopefully for the time being.
Re: TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database
Originally Posted by Io Albina Neko
-- ionicOneirologist [IO] began trolling mspaFandom [MF] --
IO: :O :O
(I think this might be my favorite of all the Pesterlogs.)
Edit: -- transuranicAuger [TA] began trolling trollSlum [TS] --
TA: Guys? I Am Going To Talk Like This?
TA: Is This Okay?
TA: I Kind Of Thought The Moderators Were Prejudiced Against Our Typing Disabilities?
TA: Maybe If We Keep It To This Thread Alone? Or Is That Opening A Whole Can Of Worms?
TA: Maybe I Am Over Thinking This?
TA: I Do Not Mean To Get On Anyones Bone Bulge? DX
androgynousCounterpart [aC] began pestering trollchums.
[aC]: oh MY goodness YOU guyyyys
[aC]: WHERE do YOUUUU keep GETTING copies OF sbuuuurb?
[aC]: I-i"veeee BEEN checking MY mail FOREVERRRR noooow
[aC]: ALSOOOO whoever KEEPS leaving ME rude MESSAGES about MY gender NEEDS to STOP
[aC]: like; RIGHT now
[aC]: OR else I-i"m GOING to DRAW them IN an EMBARRASSING; possibly HOMOEROTIC manner
[aC]: SO there
Guys, this is quickly turning into roleplaying. Which is fine (as long as it's not of actual characters in HS), but it will necessitate moving the thread if it continues.
Edit: As far as the typing affectations go, the reason that was a problem was it that it was widespread, among both threads and users.* As long as you guys keep to yourselves in this thread with it, there isn't a problem. But, again, it will have to be moved if this is the direction you want to take the thread in.
* Far too many instances of "was" in this sentence BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE FUCK ENGLISH
I'm gonna have to say "not so much" on moving it, since the primary purpose is still the creation, sharing, and cataloguing of fanmade troll characters, even if there is a roleplaying element present. Besides, given that this is one of three even semi-active topics in the forum right now, even if it's misplaced (which it isn't), it's not like it's cluttering a busy section, so who cares?