-- snarkyStickler [SS] began trolling trollSlum [TS] --
SS: Say, guys, here's one for you.
SS: Well, I say guys, but technically that's pretty wrong on two accounts... oh, whatever. I'll save that pedantry for trolling.
SS: I know for a fact that there are two other SS's out there.
SS: How's about we hunt down another and then get together for playing this game?
SS: Two words: comedic effect.
SS: Well, actually, five: comedic effect and my sadism.
SS: Well, more like thirteen: comedic effect and my tendency to display sadistic qualities every now and again.
SS: I could be here all morning following that line of thought...
SS: I'm waffling.
SS: I think.
SS: I just wish I could get the hang of, well, you know, having some quirk of typing.
SS: Something that could add a little spice and variety to this otherwise reasonably boring activity.
SS: But, of course, that would just cause the pedant in me to try to sever all connections between my fingers and my brain in a desperate attempt to stop such a travesty from taking place.
SS: So then I'd have to type with my nose.
SS: That would hurt after a while.
SS: Capital letters would be a nightmare.
SS: "nightmares", perhaps? "...would be nightmares"... yep, that was the right way of going about it...
SS: I've forgotten what I was saying now.
SS: Something about tea, I think...
-- snarkyStickler [SS] ceased pestering trollSlum [TS] --