-- snarkyStickler [SS] began trolling trollSlum [TS] --
SS: Say, guys, here's one for you.
SS: Well, I say guys, but technically that's pretty wrong on two accounts... oh, whatever. I'll save that pedantry for trolling.
SS: I know for a fact that there are two other SS's out there.
SS: How's about we hunt down another and then get together for playing this game?
SS: Why?
SS: Two words: comedic effect.
SS: Well, actually, five: comedic effect and my sadism.
SS: Well, more like thirteen: comedic effect and my tendency to display sadistic qualities every now and again.
SS: I could be here all morning following that line of thought...
SS: I'm waffling.
SS: I think.
SS: I just wish I could get the hang of, well, you know, having some quirk of typing.
SS: Something that could add a little spice and variety to this otherwise reasonably boring activity.
SS: But, of course, that would just cause the pedant in me to try to sever all connections between my fingers and my brain in a desperate attempt to stop such a travesty from taking place.
SS: So then I'd have to type with my nose.
SS: That would hurt after a while.
SS: Capital letters would be a nightmare.
SS: "nightmares", perhaps? "...would be nightmares"... yep, that was the right way of going about it...
SS: I've forgotten what I was saying now.
SS: Something about tea, I think...
[12:39:21] Sruixan: But I'm not a person.
[12:39:23] Sruixan: I'm a cicada.
There was a young man who said "Though
it seems that I know that I know,
what I would like to see
is the 'I' that knows 'me'
when I know that I know that I know."
- Alan Watts
Originally Posted by slipsicle
Keep in mind that this is a game by Sruixan, so every beverage mentioned is going to be either tea or alcohol. Predominantly tea.
-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] began pestering acerbicAves [AA] --
TN: k, THAT sounds LIKE a PLAN to ME.
TN: it TOOK fucking FOREVER to GET this SHIT downloded BUT that's DONE and OVER with,
TN: SO let US get THE garden BASED raping OF imps AND such ON.
Also, thanks. I haven't been updating it lately though because of finals coming up and thinking about plot shit.
-- acerbicAves [AA] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN]--
AA: greAt!
AA: i'll get set up, you mAybe wAnt to cleAr a spAce for All this weird mAchinery...
AA: so i don't end up Accidentally smAshing up All your shit...
AA: .....
AA: Aaaaaah, we need to find more imprActical-gArden-implement-weApon-buddies!
AA: spAdekind! hoekind!
AA: we shAll rAin gardeny wrAth down upon their little imp heAds!
AA: (hehehehehehehe hoekind...)
That's understandable, and I think lots of folks are in the same boat. I've only got one final this semester but I have a big portfolio show next week that I have to finish getting ready for x_x
Speaking of which, there's a decent chance I might dissapear from the face of the internet this weekend, but I should be back Tuesday or Wednesday.
-- cannedLightning [CL] began trolling deviantScoundrel --
CL: Uh...
CL: I... don't know...
CL: You seem...
CL: Kinda fishy...
CL: And...
CL: Your colour is...
CL: Well... I guess...
CL: It's not important...
CL: I mean...
CL: How could...
CL: A decision...
CL: Like this...
CL: Be important...?
CL: Let me... get set up...
-- deviantScoundrel [dS] started trolling cannedLightning [cL] --
dS: WELL I WASS THINKING OF CHANGING MY COLOR ANYWAY
dS: BECAUSSE I FOUND THISS REALLY COOL COLOR
-- deviantScoundrel changed their color [dS]
dS: OH YESS NOW THAT IS THE BIZNASSTY RIGHT THERE SSO WHAT DO YOU SSAY I WONT BE ASS INCOMPETENT ASS GORYCOMISSSAR
dS: OR SSO I HOPE
dS: SSO WHAT DO YOU SSAY
-- acerbicAves [AA] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN]--
AA: greAt!
AA: i'll get set up, you mAybe wAnt to cleAr a spAce for All this weird mAchinery...
AA: so i don't end up Accidentally smAshing up All your shit...
AA: .....
AA: Aaaaaah, we need to find more imprActical-gArden-implement-weApon-buddies!
AA: spAdekind! hoekind!
AA: we shAll rAin gardeny wrAth down upon their little imp heAds!
AA: (hehehehehehehe hoekind...)
That's understandable, and I think lots of folks are in the same boat. I've only got one final this semester but I have a big portfolio show next week that I have to finish getting ready for x_x
Speaking of which, there's a decent chance I might dissapear from the face of the internet this weekend, but I should be back Tuesday or Wednesday.
-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] began pestering acerbicAves [AA] --
TN: okay, DONE.
TN: i MOVED all my SHIT into THE corner SO you SHOULD have ENOUFF room TO make THAT shit FIT,
TN: if NOT then YOU better FUCKING find A way, CAUSE i DON'T know WHERE else TO put THIS useless SHIT.
TN: sweet JEGUS!
TN: that DOESN'T sound GOOD...
TN: we WILL find OTHERS to JOIN us LATER,
TN: but FOR now LET us JUST get ME the FUCK out OF here!
-- aquaticCorsair [AC] started trolling marineMutagen [MM]--
AC: Dude, nac we eb, like, retaw bros?
AC: So ew can eb fist BUNPIN bros?
AC: Like os sicknasty, neve fire lliw fall ot our thgim!
AC: Also, fi you era joininng siht SBURB gniht, can I be ruoy host?
AC: Laters, harb.
-- aquaticCorsair [AC] ceased trolling marineMutagen [MM]--
-- marineMutagen [MM] started trolling aquaticCorsair [AC] --
MM: yEAh mAn wE cOUld bE tOtAllY swEEt fIst bUnpIn brOs
MM: hIt mE Up sOmEtImE And wE cAn chIll lAtEr
MM: pEAcE brO
-- marineMutagen [MM] ceased trolling aquaticCorsair [AC]
-- snarkyStickler [SS] began trolling trollSlum [TS] --
SS: Say, guys, here's one for you.
SS: Well, I say guys, but technically that's pretty wrong on two accounts... oh, whatever. I'll save that pedantry for trolling.
SS: I know for a fact that there are two other SS's out there.
SS: How's about we hunt down another and then get together for playing this game?
SS: Why?
SS: Two words: comedic effect.
SS: Well, actually, five: comedic effect and my sadism.
SS: Well, more like thirteen: comedic effect and my tendency to display sadistic qualities every now and again.
SS: I could be here all morning following that line of thought...
SS: I'm waffling.
SS: I think.
SS: I just wish I could get the hang of, well, you know, having some quirk of typing.
SS: Something that could add a little spice and variety to this otherwise reasonably boring activity.
SS: But, of course, that would just cause the pedant in me to try to sever all connections between my fingers and my brain in a desperate attempt to stop such a travesty from taking place.
SS: So then I'd have to type with my nose.
SS: That would hurt after a while.
SS: Capital letters would be a nightmare.
SS: "nightmares", perhaps? "...would be nightmares"... yep, that was the right way of going about it...
SS: I've forgotten what I was saying now.
SS: Something about tea, I think...
-- sleepySolstice [SS] began trolling snarkyStickler [SS] --
SS: i.. what.
SS: i guess everybody named SS playing together would be more confusing then its worth
SS: but okay ill go along with it i guess
SS: i need people to play with anyway
First off, I decided to change my symbol to omega instead of sampi. I dunno, I just feel like its a lot less obscure and it looks cooler. Updated reference picture here
Big I've had some adventures.
--disgruntledEnigma [DE] began trolling trollslums at ???--
DE: ok this is a lot of crap.
DE: so my server player wanted me to prototye with dangerous things
DE: because he wants to take control of the imps and use them as his own personal army
DE: it didnt matter to me much so i complied
DE: and ended up with zipposprite, this lighter
DE: so it was pretty fucking pointless because this guy couldnt help me at all
DE: and my host made a mess of my house and blocked off a bunch of rooms
DE: sold my bed and ruined precious billiards table
DE: but i digress
DE: i am still alive
DE: my pre-punched card in my totem lathe made a carved totem for which i was able to produce a large indigo bookshelf on my alchemiter
DE: it dropped a book
DE: i assumed that i needed to read it but it turned out to be blank
DE: even attempting to flip through the pages was useless
DE: when it had first appeared my host suggested that i attempt to eat the book
DE: surely as a joke
DE: but as it turns out this saved my life
DE: when my countdown was at its very last seconds i was out of options and ideas
DE: so in a last-ditch effort i took a bit out of the book
DE: this saved my life
DE: and i entered the medium, to the land of grove and tempo
DE: allow me to explain about this planet a bit
DE: there seem to be two tribes of inhabitants
DE: who are feuding at all times
DE: it is a crime punishable by death in both establishments to be caught interacting with someone of the other tribe in any non-violent manner
DE: they have ritual war dances around fires
DE: and in the background of this planet, a beating drum can always be heard
DE: which explain the tempo part
DE: the main part of the planet is all forest
DE: as far as the eye can see
DE: but its a calm forest
DE: sort of a grove
DE: it seems to always be dusk, too
DE: anyway, my house is here
DE: and these imps have awoken my older brother guardian
DE: and he is not very happy about the fridge being smashed
DE: or the house being moved to another dimension, for that matter
DE: you see, my brother is very much like a hibernating earth-bear
DE: he sleeps a lot, eats a lot, and gets furious if interrupted during either activity
DE: so we fought
DE: his grocerykind strife specibus can impossible to deal with
DE: i mean god damn just look at him
DE: hes at least 10 times as frightening as the majority of enemies in this game
DE: and i was getting my ass kicked
DE: but we were then ambushed by imps
DE: he dealt with them no problem
DE: and then lumbered off into the woods somewhere
DE: i dont really know
DE: but yeah thats my adventure thus far pretty much
DE: oh and i accidentally prototyped my sprite a second time with a movie i had in my collection
DE: you know the one
DE: The Tale Of Two Brothers Who Are Sent On A Mission From God To Save Their Old Church Orphanage While Simultaneously Reassembling Their Old Band While Being Chased In A Big Game Of Cat And Mouse With A Mysterious Killer Woman, A Rival Band, Some Neo-Nazis, And The Police.
DE: that one, i prototyped with that
Pesting' DE
[TE]: Again, I'm sorry.
that movie was good though.
[TE]: I am a multi operation hoster.
[TE]: I can host up to 7 people.
Stop pesting DE and start pesting FP
[TE]: No, I am here to stay. No until I find the last 8 House grist pieces.
DE: actually te i felt like you had enough on your plate
DE: what with hosting so many people
DE: so i restarted my game and found another host
DE: cranialcephalopod
DE: not on the list in trollslum but has info here
DE: plus you extensive knowledge of the game made things a bit unfair in my opinion
DE: i wanted to have a sort of challenge
DE: my most sincere apologies but i am/was not in need of your server services
It will be my goal to at least try to make them for a decent number of trolls.
And another one for the person who started this (the topic at least)
D'aww. That's an awesome Tesstroll!
So Tess wanted me to give my troll info so here's what I have so far.
Name: disturbedRomancer
Font color: 4000BF
TypinG QuirK: TypeS by capitalizing the first and last letter of the first and last word of each SentencE. (Might add something else later... Not sure if that's enough.)
Personality: Has an incredible dislike of work, responsibility, and anything not having to do with being lazy and relaxing. He can get very crabby if woken up. He um... He likes to sleep. A lot.
Is the server for fictitiousPhysician, and the client for triEye.
I think I'll come back and add more when I think of it.
Trolls are catalogued in alphabetical order by chumhandle abbreviation.
Current troll count: 71
--- acerbicAves [AA] Created by: acerbicAves Picture:http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/454 ... 624d_o.gif Text colour: #006FA3 Quirk: Capitalises only the letter A, overuses exclamation points and ellipses. Symbol: Vesta asteroid. Personality: Easily distracted. AA can't really be trusted with any important trolling because she tends to forget what she's doing and will either end up spamming the recipient with lolcat pictures or just wander away from her computer Weapon: Shovelkind
--- archaicArctoid [AA] Created by: beesmygod Picture:http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1466 ... ackass.png Text colour: #FF00BF Quirk: No capitalisation or proper punctuation. Ends sentences with a forward slash (or a tilde if at the end of a line). Symbol: Jupiter's moon Callisto. Personality: Abrasive, abusive, impatient, irritable, self-righteous, probably has a lot more fun with the trolling gig than someone should. Repulsed by most aspects of human society. Weapon: Glovekind
--- audiophilicAdenine [AA] Created by: Lady Drakonis Picture:http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu20 ... ne0001.jpg Text colour: #800080 Quirk: Replaces periods and commas with ellipses; also preceeds question marks and exclamation marks with ellipses. Often starts sentences with "uh" or "heh". Symbol: Alchemical symbol for silver Personality: Sarcastic and generally confusing in trolling efforts. Often loses interest partway through to babble on about various interests in music, biology and recent discoveries in item alchemy. Rarely outright mean, quite even-tempered, in fact. Terribly awkward. Weapon: Musicstandkind
--- actinalConflagrator [AC] Created by: Ozymandias Picture:http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/5131 ... grator.png Text colour: #79BCFF Quirk: Long coherent possibly over-explanatory sentences, punctuated with stupid jokes and outburts of mani(a)c(al) laughter. Frequent and inexplicable references to kittens, puppies, lasers, and fire. Makes extensive use of the YOUR MOM and YOUR FACE formats, but utilizes a portion of the other person's previous sentence regardless of how nonsensical it is (in fact this is intentional, and the more nonsensical the better.) Extensively references memes, but almost always in an ironic fashion. Symbol:http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/6700 ... 00x200.png
Alternates between (lukewarm and expository) and (upbeat and ridiculous). Pretends to troll but is actually attempting to prevent the situation that renders the troll session unwinnable. Pleasant and friendly to everyone (unless they are abrasive, in which case his attitude toward them is polite but cold.) Likes physical contact, primarily hugs, brofists, and leaning on peoples' shoulders when in a group conversation. Also is genuinely helpful, thinks the trolling effort is petty and counterproductive. Weapon: Chainsawkind
--- amauroticCandor [AC] Created by: Sonitaka Picture:http://i42.tinypic.com/1jam1s.png Text colour: #6842E2 Quirk: 0's instead of O's, all caps, tries to use tags such as [i], [b], etc. Symbol: Libra sign, but messy Personality: Somewhat lacking in self-confidence, sucky at trolling, and treats inanimate objects like normal people. Also changes subject rather quickly at times.
--- ambiguousConsumer [AC] Created by: Marras Picture:http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/ ... sEliel.png Text colour: #800000 Quirk: Absolutely awful typing in general. Symbol: An eye
--- androgynousCounterpart [AC] Created by: Morbi Picture:http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c324/ ... twings.jpg Text colour: #FF40BF Quirk: Every second word is in all caps, stutters when refering to him/herself. Replaces commas with semicolons and apostrophes with question marks. Symbol: Gemini Personality: S/he likes drawing her marks more than she likes trolling them, and often pairs them up nonsensically to fufill his/her own bizarre kinks. Shy, easily flustered and a hopeless romantic. Has no idea how sarcasm works and takes every statement literally.
--- aquaticCorsair [AC] Created by: aphoticConniver Picture:http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu18 ... ips/ac.png Text colour: #00FFFF Quirk: Every second word is backwards, says "dude" a lot. Symbol: Combination of Greek letters Psi and Omega Personality: Laid back, loves to fight. He is also very helpful, when others need it. Collects weapons, uses axe-kind strife specibus. Listens to classic rock all the time. Idolizes vikings, because they are NINJA PIRATES. Knows a lot about useless things. He trolls alternatingly through time. He started off at the beginning, went to the end, and so on and so forth untill he reached the middle. He WILL NEVER take off his sunglasses. EVER. Has a hammock instead of a computer chair, and a laptop instead of a desktop. He made it himself, out of his desktop, and LOTS of duct tape. Never seen not chewing beef jerky. Carries a bag of holding full of shredded beef jerkey at all times. Weapon: Axekind (primarily the DRAGON FIRE AXE), a spiked shield
--- aspiringCartoonist [AC] Created by: Gabu Picture:http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/ ... kenLeg.png Text colour: #313698 Quirk: Correct typing, but can change depending on mood. Symbol: Taurus Personality: Laid-back, but hardworking. Weapon: Styluskind
--- accompaniedOverlord [AO] Created by: Aerok12 Picture:http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1513 ... erlord.png Text colour: #00BF80 Quirk: No line breaks between sentences, tends to monologue. Symbol:http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/5895/captureleaf.png Personality: Tends to drift away from the current topic to think about something, somewhat of a perfectionist. An avid webcomic reader and member of the furry fandom. Bisexual. Enjoys talking about self. Hears voices in head. Weapon: A whip with a magnet and hook on the end
--- arizonaSunrise [AS] Created by: Squall Hammer Picture:http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4376 ... unrise.png Text colour: #8000BF Quirk: Begins and ends each sentence with an apostrophe. Symbol:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steelmark Personality: Sort of silly, pretty shy, not very good at trolling, usually ends up apologizing to the person he tries to troll. Weapon: Towelkind
--- aberrantTragedian [AT] Created by: perrybob Picture:http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/p ... goning.png Text colour: #00E161 Quirk: Every third letter capitalized, letter E replaced with 3. Personality: Self-contained, only trolls when talked to, she has a tendency to come across as "sweet and kind" even after repeated attempts at trolling much to his frustration. Genderless.
--- arbolTalado [AT] Created by: Talking Tree Picture:http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx25 ... Talado.png Text colour: #8080FF Quirk: First and last letter of each word are capitalized, letter A is doubled. Symbol: Mix of Taurus, Venus and Pluto Personality: Is an apologetic troll but feels like trolling is her work so she tries really hard to do so, pathetic troll. Weapon: Rulerkind
--- barefootBuddhist [BB] Created by: michi Picture:http://wanderblue.com/wp-content/upload ... llself.png Text colour: #5D51D6 Quirk: Mirrors that of her conversation partner. Symbol: A heart Personality: Totally up for anything. Always happy and maybe a little perverted. Weapon: Laughter (hahaha)
--- bipartisanBread [BB] Created by: BipartisanBread Picture:http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp18 ... thorns.gif Text colour: #0000FF and #FF0000 Quirk: Alternates between red and blue text. Blue is more eloquent and types with the shift key always down, so all caps and punctuation is weird. Red is no shift button ever and is aggressive and less eloquent. Symbol: Two Egyptian hieroglyphs for half a loaf of bread Personality: Multiple personality but mostly abusive towards others, holds deep amounts of self doubt though. Weapon: Breadkind
--- chromaticCosmos [CC] Created by: Chrysolith Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/C ... lself2.png Text colour: #440069 Quirk: Obnoxious but readable typos that are always corrected. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for bismuth Personality: Pretty apathetic about trolling, but tries anyways, usually in the form of mocking (in a, "Yeah you would" sort of way).
--- cursoryFormicidae [CF] Created by: Eloquent Picture:http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll25 ... Chu/cF.png Text colour: #808040 Quirk: Ends in the middle a sentence (ending with two dashes) and then continues it later (starting with one dash). Symbol: Ant mandible Personality: She loves daydreaming and spacing out. Rather naive and doesn't understand much other than chemistry. A bit careless. Friendly and rather social. Weapon: Chemicalkind
--- cocaGeneaologist [CG] Created by: Tam Lin Picture:http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1081/trollg.png Text colour: #808000 Quirk: Sometimes rephrases a phrase three times. Occasionally throws in out-of-place words. Weapon: Orbkind
--- cuddleGuts [CG] Created by: Sezza Picture:http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o238 ... /feztr.png Text colour: #0000FF Quirk: No punctuation, swings unpredictably between either sentence fragments (pressing the enter key after every few words) or long run-on sentences, no caps or all caps, no !s or ?s or several !s and ?s, frequent casual swearing and just general mangling of language in general. Symbol: An X Personality: Either disturbingly friendly, in a way where it is hard to tell if he is genuinely being nice or playfully malicious, or bizarrely furious. Good luck trying to figure out the reason for the change at any given moment.
--- cannedLightning [CL] Created by: Nebilim Picture:http://i41.tinypic.com/nwfxcn.png Text colour: #BF0000 Quirk: Likes to use ellipses, chops up sentences into multiple messages. Symbol: Jupiter Personality: Not really trolling out of maliciousness, just saw everyone else doing it and figured he might as well. Starts very confident, but as soon as anything goes wrong he just falls apart and can't get himself to try very hard at all.
--- candidSarcoma [CS] Created by: NightingaleRB Picture:http://i43.tinypic.com/qntlk6.png Text colour: #8DC63F Quirk: Alternates between caps and lowercase, uses too many punctuation marks and smileys. Symbol: Lily pad Personality: Speaks without thinking, loves the 90s.
--- cattleTwintipper [CT] Created by: GreyArchon Picture:http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3366/trollself.png Text colour: #804000 Quirk: Every vowel doubled and capitalized. Symbol: Mix of Taurus and Gemini Personality: Aloof and goofy, he's the guy that links you a funny picture you saw one month ago and claims it to be the latest thing. On purpose! Also he gets all internet meme's wrong and uses them gratuitously. The getting wrong thing is probably not on purpose. Weapon: Steamrollerkind
--- crazedTrollbitch [CT] Created by: Acey Enn Picture:http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss33 ... _color.png Text colour: #FF0080 Quirk: Correct spelling/grammar, but very casual. Uses all caps when enraged (which is often). Symbol: Aquarius Personality: Bitchy as hell. Has little time for other people's stupidity. Despite this, she is somewhat quirky and VERY easily distracted, and tends to go off on long tangents. Thinks she can troll really well, but can't. Often flies into fits of rage. Weapon: Shoekind
--- devilsAdvocate [DA] Created by: Gigoergong Picture:http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt14 ... VOCATE.png Text colour: #004080 Quirk: Constantly switches between various personas while typing, usually that of a certain era in time, foreign speakers' accents in English, or characters from novels. Changes include slang, adding accents to speech, and punctuating as is seen fit. Personality: Enjoys spiting people, throwing insults around, and pretty much just a dick in general.
--- dairyConnoisseur [DC] Created by: String Cheeze Picture:http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/ ... Cheeze.png Text colour: #408040 Quirk: None. Personality: Not really into trolling, but does it anyway.
--- disgruntledEnigma [DE] Created by: Wes Picture:http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/1207/trollme.png Text colour: #4040BF Quirk: all lowercase letters, no apostrophes. Symbol: Greek letter Omega Personality: Quiet, often speaking in riddles. Thinks a lot and speaks very little. When trolling, normally doesn't resort to crude insults but instead perplexes people. Somewhat of a loner, annoyed by others easily and has a bit of a temper (which is a problem, given his large size). Hard-to-read text bothers him, so his typing quirk is very basic. Prefers to observe trolling for the most part, rather than take part in it. When he trolls, it's done in a linear quality with no timeline jumps, but he uses his knowledge gained through observation to deceive. Weapon: Chainkind
--- distractedOnlooker [DO] Created by: cyber95 Picture:http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn81 ... es/dO1.png Text colour: #008080 Quirk: Doesn't type more than the bare minimum; no more than five letters per word, no more than five words per sentence. Personality: Doesn't particularly care about much. Just wants to play his video games. If he's really got to explain something, he'll give the abridged version. Despite the fact that he doesn't pay much attention, and really doesn't care, he knows a lot, and usually knows the laziest way through any given situation. If you can get it out of him in sufficient detail, reap the easy rewards. Weapon: Shadowkind
--- disturbedRomancer [DR] Created by: LuckyDerek Picture: pending Text colour: #4000BF Quirk: Capitalizes the first and last letter of the first and last word in each sentence. Personality: Has an incredible dislike of work, responsibility, and anything not having to do with being lazy and relaxing. He can get very crabby if woken up. He likes to sleep. A lot.
--- deviantScoundrel [DS] Created by: mars7a Picture:http://img.loldepot.com/c4e40836e1790ebf1200.png Text colour: #BF4000 Quirk: All caps, no punctuation, doubles the letter S. Symbol: Mars Personality: Incredibly mean and hurtful. Changing personalities quickly.
--- equusAquariot [EA] Created by: Woozl Picture:http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m248 ... ckbgrd.jpg Text colour: #0000FF Quirk: Typing with hooves, producing either nonsense or neighs.
--- exhilaratingCrecendo [EC] Created by: Odina Picture:http://i43.tinypic.com/14t4pc8.png Text colour: #40BFFF Quirk: Types sentence first in all caps, then repeats twice in lowercase. Symbol: Segno (musical notation) Personality: Insecure, always unsure if she's doing the right thing or not. Has no sense of direction and frequently trolls the incorrect protagonist, and when she realizes her error she continually apologizes. Often breaks things. Weapon: Cactuskind
--- ficticiousPhysician [FP] Created by: Doctor Tess Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/ ... pdated.png Text colour: #680EB2 Quirk: Types in lowercaps, doubles the first letter of each word and puts an ellipsis at the end of each sentence. Symbol: Greek letter Phi Personality: Enjoys acting creepy/threatening just to see the reaction, but is actually pretty harmless. Very impatient and usually in a bad mood. Not very tolerant of incompetence. Weapon: Surgical tools, usually a scalpel
--- footlooseShaman [FS] Created by: Phrawger Picture:http://i40.tinypic.com/295wizk.png Text colour: #00BB00 Quirk: Capitalizes first and last letter of each word, single letter words are lowercase, commas replaced with periods. Symbol: Taijitu/yin-yang Personality: Impartial on most things, extremely laid-back. Has taken an unusual interest in Earth culture, movies and music especially. When trolling, he does the reverse of most trolls: instead of making bad ideas seem plausible or even more advantageous, he makes the obvious or simple solution seem like a trap by casually referring to them, making the recipient of the troll suspicious and turn the other way. So in essence, he's giving advice under the pretense of misdirection. It's irony that Dave might approve of. Weapon: Orbkind (spherical objects)
--- garagisteAnthropoid [GA] Created by: Tam Lin Picture:http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1081/trollg.png Text colour: #FFFF00 Quirk: "Extreme motherfucking advertising" Personality: Extremely hyper. Weapon: Longstaff
--- goryCommissar [GC] Created by: Shaon Picture:http://imgur.com/kghaF.png Text colour: #800000 Quirk: Talks entirely in "In Soviet Russia..." jokes, which often backfire. Otherwise is rather inconsistent on her capitalization and punctuation. Symbol: A set of wings (http://shaon.deviantart.com/art/C-Ke...heet-140179277) Personality: Incredibly overenthusiastic about talking, especially if things turn to her unusual form of speech and its origin. However, quickly becomes very discouraged if (and when, more or less) her typing quirk backfires.
--- grinningCat [GC] Created by: Tam Lin Picture:http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6921/kominlomar.png Text colour: #008080 Quirk: Capitalises only the last letter of each word. Symbol: Kanji for "cat" Personality: Prefers to urge players to alchemize stuff rather than be helpful. Weapon: Shrtstffkind (Short staff, usually double wielded)
--- ganglyExplanation [GE] Created by: Lankie Picture:http://i719.photobucket.com/albums/ww19 ... llself.png Text colour: #008000 Quirk: Often lacks correct grammar and capitalization, goes out of his way to fix spelling mistakes. Symbol: Taurus Personality: Very shy and not at all threatening at all. Always scared of doing the wrong thing. Trys to be polite and apologetic at all times. Weapon: Golfclubkind
--- ionicOneirologist [IO] Created by: Io Albina Neko Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/ ... o/iO-1.png Text colour: #3B42A8 Quirk: Types mainly in emoticons. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for sublimation Personality: She revels and delights in being as perverse and weird as possible. The more people she can weird out - fellow trolls or not - the happier she is. Sometimes she skips the typical troll black and dresses in all sorts of obnoxious colors just to bother people. She also has a habit of popping out of nowhere when you least expect her. She likes video games where an element of victory is heavily based on random chance, but seems extraordinarily lucky with this and will probably kick your ass via Schrodinger Fu in such games. When she gets unlucky, however, oh boy does she get unlucky... She also loves bugs and thunderstorms and clockwork, and seems annoyingly optimistic no matter what happens to be going wrong. Even face to face she doesn't speak, but nobody really knows if she's mute or just prefers making everyone extremely frustrated when trying to communicate with her. She's creative in a weird way and will spend hours fiddling with alchemizing things just to see what the weirdest thing she can make is if you let her. Insults and mockery roll off her like water off a duck, but a bit of an oblivious streak and a tendency to have her head in the clouds probably helps that. Her dreams are incredibly vivid, but she rarely remembers them save in scraps of deja vu. Weapon: Bowkind
--- lulzCreator [LC] Created by: Alyss Picture:http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/9679 ... reator.png Text colour: #00FF80 Quirk: A lot of lolspeak. Symbol: A unicorn fighting a robo-dragon Personality: Very vain, but still kinda smart. She can be very rude for no reason, and her insults sting. She hates gA, claiming she stole her shirt. Suspected of being pathological. Kind of a whore.
--- loquaciousLoquat [LL] Created by: SleepingOrange Picture:http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff25 ... llself.png Text colour: #3333CC Quirk: Alternating caps and lowercase. Resets every line; always starts with caps. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for arsenic Personality: Sarcastic, condescending, occasionally helpful when the mood hits.
--- lexicalVirtuoso [LV] Created by: Takorii Picture:http://www.tptcomics.com/takorii/lexicalv.png Text colour: #CF0000 Quirk: Starts a new line after every period or comma. Frequently uses unusual words. Personality: Has tickets on herself, brags a lot and tends revel in victory of any kind, making the other person feel bad for whatever menial error they may have made.
--- misspelledBazzilisk [MB] Created by: ProfessorLizzard Picture:http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5868/trollvagyok.jpg Text colour: #008000 Quirk: Types entirely backwards. Symbol: System integrator Personality: Quite straightforward, says weird things in an overly serious tone. Weapon: Boomerangkind
--- marineMutagen [MM] Created by: ItGoesSplat Picture:http://i44.tinypic.com/ily6pv.png Text colour: #0080FF Quirk: Capitalizes only vowels and sometimes Y. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for strong (sick) fires Personality: While maintaining a messy, carefree appearance, he's a gentlemen to those who have gained his respect. However, if you aren't one of the elites, he's full of smartass, sarcastic responses and a total lack of interest.
--- morbidlyObsolete [MO] Created by: Alyssa Picture:http://i41.tinypic.com/55m7gk.png Text colour: #BF0000 Quirk: Switches around the first and last letters of each word. Symbol: Combination of Pisces and Alyssa's signature Personality: Very critical, but it's hard to tell if she's serious or not. Weapon: Khopeshkind
--- malignedZigzag [MZ] Created by: Mandaz Picture:http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5204 ... umandz.png Text colour: #FF4000 Quirk: Going idle for absurdly long periods of time without notice. Possibly falls asleep. Symbol: Leo Personality: A force to be reckoned with when she's actually around. If you are one of the (un)lucky few who will meet her typing wrath, it will most likely end with her suddenly going silent, but the fear of whatever excellent deliverance of troll fury is constantly upon you. In truth she fell asleep at the keyboard.
--- necroMatador [NM] Created by: necroMatador Picture:http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/ ... atGrin.png Text colour: #800080 Quirk: Capitalizes the first two letters of sentences; misspells certain words (the = teh, with = withe); says "y'all" instead of "you"; combines "it" with whatever word comes after (example: "it wouldn't" becomes "t'wouldn't", "it will" becomes "t'will"); ends sentences with either an ellipsis or exclamation point. Symbol: Alchemical sign for "Earth" Personality: Usually pleasant and nice to talk to. She doesn't want to troll even though she's really not all that bad at it. She'd much prefer to avoid any kind of conflict, but if someone pisses her off enough they're going to get their ass trolled. That's because she gets really guilty if she trolls someone who hasn't done anything relatively wrong to her, but if they are rude or mean or something it kind of makes them free game and she doesn't feel nearly so bad. Weapon: Measurekind (rulers, etc.)
--- nonplussedMiscreant [NM] Created by: Ammiah Picture:http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii28 ... ttroll.gif Text colour: #FF9900 Quirk: Only uses punctuation in threes, no capitalization, frequent hemming and hawwing (um, uh, etc), occasional emoticons, general dumbassery. Symbol: A question mark Personality: He's completely incompetent at SBURB, clumsy and awkward, soft-spoken, and fairly shy. Leans towards being (annoyingly) optimistic and cheerful. Has some serious memory issues. Weapon: Pistolkind
--- omnipotentComplex [OC] Created by: NachoGrande96 Picture:http://local-static1.forum-files.fobby. ... 356/OC.png Text colour: #008080 Quirk: Random mix of capital and lowercase letters. Symbol: Spade (card suit) Personality: A bit timid when confronted, but feels like he can be tougher while interacting through the Internet. He spends most of his time alone, but will gladly spend time with his other friends. He's a HUGE procrastinator. Weapon: Spadekind
--- proprietousBeau [PB] Created by: Propriety Picture:http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/8674 ... usbeau.png Text colour: #0022EE Quirk: Extremely stuffy, archaic, yet exuberant tone. Only ends sentences in exclamation points or question marks. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for lead Personality: A foppish dandy; a popinjay to the extreme, the very definition of a coxcomb. Extremely proper, upright, and stuffy, yet lighthearted and childish. Everything must be right, down to the last hatpin. Also, a fan of tophats, scarves, pants with creases, suits and ties, and monocles. Weapon: Umbrellakind
--- psychoDragon [PD] Created by: Arcana Picture:http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/S ... arcana.png Text colour: #26A897 Quirk: Arranges the words in each line in reverse order. Symbol: Greek letter Psi Weapon: Chainkind
--- perfectlyIrrational [PI] Created by: Pinary Picture:http://www.pinary.com/Host/MSPA/Trollnary.gif Text colour: #888888 Quirk: Homonym horror-whorer. Symbol: Greek letter Pi Personality: He's an IT guy. He's very methodical about everything, and once he's done, he probably won't stay around for idle chit-chat. The few things he'll have a conversation about are technology and science fiction. He's generally fairly polite, but he gets very sarcastic around morons. Weapon: Wirekind
--- psychedelicLurker [PL] Created by: Rainbow Picture:http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb13 ... llself.png Text colour: #8000BF (default) Quirk: Text colour changes for each line. Doesn't always bother with capital letters. Symbol: Three multicoloured stars Personality: Always scared of saying the wrong thing or being annoying and tries to be as nice and polite as possible to strangers, so she's pretty terrible at trolling. When talking to friends she is a lot more relaxed, cheerful and excitable, almost Jade-like. Very easily distracted and daydreams a lot. Also likes to chew things and has an odd fascination with dead things. Weapon: Mainly spoonkind, also knifekind and antlerkind
--- quadraticBuild [QB] Created by: Cubie Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/ ... lcube2.png Text colour: #9966CC Quirk: Begins every sentence with a three-letter acronym (e.g. OMG) and ends each sentence with three exclamation points and an excited emoticon. Personality: Quite shy; has a mean inferiority complex; prefers lurking behind a computer monitor to physical interaction. Prefers not to "troll" in the traditional sense, because she knows she sucks at it. However, due to her inferiority issues, she usually just complains incessantly at anyone who doesn't block her (and doesn't really realize that she's whining.) If she is approached by other trolls (not on Pesterchum), she will usually blush, not be able to speak and/or filp out. Secretly ships most of the trolls with most of the other trolls. Lurks full-time on the troll equivalent of the Rom Art thread.
--- retroProphet [RP] Created by: Hellis Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/ ... roll-1.png Text colour: #4000BF Quirk: Usually all over the place, never staying on one topic. Symbol: A stylised signpost Personality: Energetic if a bit paranoid. Completely immersed in conspiracy theories and will pester you to no end about them.
--- snakeCharmer [SC] Created by: Gigoergong Picture:http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt14 ... harmer.png Text colour: #004000 Quirk: Near flawless grammar, but her 's' key is stuck, thus making it appear that she is emulating the hiss of a snake. Though usually, she attempts to use 'z' in the place of 's'. Symbol: Caduceus Personality: For the most part, a nice, sweet girl, but if you butt horns with her (no pun intended) she can get real nasty, real fast. Is also a big reader, and very fond of Classical music.
--- substituteHero [SH] Created by: McBatman Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/ ... teHero.jpg Text colour: #BF4000 Quirk: Always types in lower case letters with RANDOM emphasis added to the conversation, usually in innapropriate places. Symbol: Batman-style bat Personality: Vies for truth, justice, and the American way, if only he knew what America was. His righteous attitude is often what leads to trouble as he keeps harping on about it even when it's not pertinent to the conversation. Chagrins the other trolls with his goody goody attitude.
--- sleepySolstice [SS] Created by: supersteff Picture:http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s106 ... llslum.png Text colour: #709AD1 Quirk: All lowercase, never uses apostrophes, often uses sound effects to describe her mood. Symbol: Winter Personality: Lazy, sometimes critical.
--- snarkyStickler [SS] Created by: Sruixan Picture:http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae15 ... _small.png Text colour: #462D59 Quirk: None (perfect typing, or at least attempts this) Symbol:http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae15 ... _orbit.png Personality: Pedantic, especially when it comes to language, picky, potentially self-obssessed and quite uptight, with a passion for obscure electronic music and a near devotion to tea. Oh, and his hair. Comes complete with fully functioning brain.
--- sporadicSolenoid [SS] Created by: Liverwurst Picture:http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/916/lwtrollsona.png Text colour: #4040FF Quirk: Incorrect punctuation use for quotations. Never speaks in contractions. Uses $ for s, ¢ for c, ¥ for y, € for e, and £ for F. Symbol:http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4782/symbolb.png
--- screamingTorches [ST] Created by: machiavelli33 Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/ ... chessm.jpg Text colour: #800040 Quirk: All caps, no periods. Personality: Psychotic.
--- shallowWeaver [SW] Created by: Rastea Picture:http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb10 ... mputer.png Text colour: #BF00FF Quirk: Doubles the first letter of some words as if stuttering. All lowercase, no punctuation other than ellipses, omits the "g" from "-ing" words. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for "wick" Personality: Shy and quiet. Tries to troll like everyone else, but isn't very good at it, unable to sound threatening and often accidentally compliments the people she's tolling. Always looks very tired and falls asleep on occasion because she really is tired and barely sleeps. Also, has horrible posture and is always slouching. Weapon: Shuttlekind (uses a full-bobbined loom shuttle)
--- timberAutomaton [TA] Created by: Woozl Picture:http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m248 ... aton-1.jpg Text colour: #400080 Quirk: Formal and brief. Symbol: Personality: A tad creepy.
--- transuranicAuger [TA] Created by: romanticistCaveman Picture:http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r196 ... Avatar.png Text colour: #038946 Quirk: Capitalises the first letter of each word, never uses contractions, uses question marks as periods, abuses the "" emote. Symbol: A stylised drill bit Personality: Quiet, non-confrontational, nervous, neurotic and friendly. Weapon: Screwdriverkind.
--- treacherousAnaconda [TA] Created by: Tam Lin Picture:http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1081/trollg.png Text colour: #00FFFF Quirk: Words with S sounds not represented by the letter S are spelled phonetically. S is tripled. Symbol: Kanji for snake Personality: Extremely eloquent to the point of singing praises to the gods of purple prose.
--- triEye [TE] Created by: Alphadin Picture:http://i40.tinypic.com/2cz65jd.png Text colour: #BBBBBB Quirk: None (correct typing). Symbol: Hebrew letter "He" with Mapiq Personality: Pretty serious. Weapon: Twin LegendBlades
--- turbulenNucleartide [TN] Created by: Harilo Picture:http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af2 ... artide.png Text colour: #A6FF00 Quirk: Every second word is in caps. Often misspells big words. Symbol: Trefoil/radiation symbol Personality: He thinks he's really smart, but in all reality he's about average intelligence. When corrected about something by someone else he will either lose his cool, say he's right anyway, or say he ment to do it to mess with you. Likes videogames like SBURB, movies with really long and inconveniently long names, and food. Tends to be more quiet and secluded. Will probably leave if he gets bored.
--- tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher [TROLL] Created by: Anitar Picture: None (invisible). Text colour: #0080FF Quirk: All lowercase, abuses internet slang, not very good spelling/grammar. Weapon: Invisikind (invisible weapons)
--- tastySnack [TS] Created by: Yoshi Picture:http://i42.tinypic.com/9rocv5.jpg Text colour: #FFFFFF Quirk: None, other than having ridiculously hard-to-read text.
--- toastedToast [TT] Created by: ToastyToast Picture:http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/1343/trollsk.jpg Text colour: #800000 Quirk: One word per line. Symbol: A circle with an arrow pointing down(??) Personality: A stoner. Weapon: Bluntkind
--- utteranceComposer [UC] Created by: SquirrelPants Picture:http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu14 ... erp011.jpg Text colour: #400080 Quirk: Can't finish a sentence in one line; will occasionally just mash his hands on the keyboard (as in sdfjagjhnflok). Types very slowly. Symbol: Alchemical symbol for lead Personality: uC is more interested in having a nice conversation than he is in trolling. He is lazy and is often seen eating delicious snacks and drinking various juices and sodas. He is also a mooch and will take money and stuff from other people in exchange for absolutely nothing whenever possible. Weapon: Pencilkind
--- verdantBlackout [VB] Created by: thegreenspark Picture:http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j48/w ... self-1.png Text colour: #008040 Quirk: Rearranges the letters in the middle of each word. Personality: vB, while mean to the extreme over pesterchum, is rather reserved in person, and not nearly as irritable as he makes himself off to be. His friends assume that he trolls just to keep his bottled emotions from exploding in real life situations. While he barely tolerates everyone around him, it's best not to bother him on a bad day. Yells, punches, and hours in isolation are sure to follow.
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71 fan-trolls. I'm not sure whether I should be excited or frightened at how fast these fan-trolls are accumulating.
You are quite certain that there never has and never will be a present.
Also, this thread is amazing and awesome and I love it!
... To those people who are doing fan-arts of the fan-trolls, I would definitely not mind (aka, I would really find it epic and awesome) if anyone wanted to do one of dC.
cG: Hello?
cG: Are you still there?
cG: Did you leave, depart, chihuahua?
<GenTrigger_> So like, I just heard from someone that the avengers was bad because it had multiple climaxes?
<Tam_Lin> Girls have multiple climaxes and they aren't half bad.
<GenTrigger_> But that's not true, I'd say it actually sort of follows the whole monomyth format- Tam time out now.
Originally Posted by Harilo
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