TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[necroMatador]

Man, I meant to have these all colored up and nice and pretty before I posted them (and I probably will have them colored some time tomorrow) but I just haven't had the motivation the past two days.

But yeah, here's some art (spoiler'd because there are quite a few):

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First off is prototyping fun!


Then comes entrance into the Medium itself! Original description: "She gets a Cruxite Femur (or something...a bone of some sort) and has to break it, so she smashes it with her square thing there and then the light outside the window changes. And she knows she's not in Kansas...er...Troll-world (whatever their planet is called) anymore."


Then on to explore her world: Land of Rust and Sand. Original description: "It's a huge land of seemingly endless desert of reddish sand, out of which stick the skeletal remains of both previously living beings and rusted-out buildings alike. I didn't draw it here, but there will be a giant gear outlining the sunset. But it will really only look like that from the one angle, since it's just jutting out of the sand.
I can't help it, I like the look of desert landscapes. There's something hauntingly beautiful about endless expanses of sand."


And finally a speculative clothing upgrade for nM. You don't know how long it took me to settle on the title of 'Necromancer of Clockwork'. Also: WIIIIIIINGS. (Yeah, I'm just going to say she always had wings she just usually keeps them under her shirt.)

EDIT: Oh lord, is this really a page-topper? I cannot let this stand. I WILL have these colored tomorrow.

[Gigoergong]

WIIIIIIINGS.


Those are fabulous. I'd really love to see the Land of Rust and Sand finished.

[Propriety]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering cuddleGuts [CG] --

PB: Are you sitting comfortably?
PB: Good!
PB: Then let's begin!


CG: Return↵

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[Sezza]

CG: eeeeeehehehehehehheeheeheeheeheeheehnghngghn



oh lord, that is awesome

[machiavelli33]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering cuddleGuts [CG] --

PB: Are you sitting comfortably?
PB: Good!
PB: Then let's begin!


CG: Return↵

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Bad. Ass.

[Schazer]

-- cranialCephalopod [cC] began pestering trollSlum [tS] --

cC: from what i understand trolls joining the attempt to save your pathetic planet are stating their intentions here
cC: not that it really matters
cC: even if you all survive this
cC: game
cC: nonsense i will subjugate you all with the full force of my unstoppable army
cC: some of your compatriots have already assisted me by imbibing their kernelsprites with far deadlier objects than the rest of you had the temerity to even consider
cC: you are cordially invited to add your gratitude to mine when i thank them for making conquering your planet that much easier
cC: now if you will excuse me
cC: i must slay these hellish imps
cC: though their imbibed abilities make them formidable fighters
cC: luckily for you pathetic meatbags
cC: they are proving troublesome and unwilling to join my cause


-- cranialCephalopod [cC] ceased pestering trollSlum [tS]--

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Name: cranialCephalopod

Text Colour: #40FFFF
Typing Quirk: Wordy, no caps, hits the enter key instead of using punctuation signs. Because of this, single-word posts tend to be in "inverted commas".
Personality: When trolling, takes the personality of a megalomaniacal, haughty, parasitic headsquid. May or may not be a front, but her hands never seem to leave her pockets.
Shirt symbol: A Sagittarius, but turned around and with tentacles added to the bottom.
Weapon: Flailkind (a ball and chain attached around her ankle)

Medium: The Land of Tide and Chasm

Sprite: Prototyped with a beartrap and an electric eel before entering the Medium.

Client of: dairyConnoisseur
Server for: disgruntledEnigma

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Because I was unable to log into the forums for a few days, I built up this little fantroll over IRC with a few others who could tolerate its constant snark

Also, Propriety, mad props (sorry). That looks /awesome/.

[necroMatador]

CG: Return↵

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That...is...AWESOME.

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CG: eeeeeehehehehehehheeheeheeheeheeheehnghngghn

That is...kinda creepy...(I like it, but oh god those eyes!)

[Rainbow]

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

PL: Oh hi, there you are!
PL: sorry I was gone for so loooong
PL: i've just been doing a lot of exploring and such
PL: But i see you've managed to get to the medium just fine!
PL: and these watermelon dinosaur imps are adorable :D

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PL: also, this might seem a bit random but...
PL: do you think you could send me the code for some of them bones lying around there?

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM] --

Oh yeah, I need a server too! I wonder how I got to the Medium without one. If anyone wants to appear and pretend they've already met me that would be great!

[necroMatador]

--necroMatador [NM] began pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

NM: OK, sure!
NM: ALso, that doesn't seem random to me, but that may be because we have Watermelon-Dinosaur Imps running around...
NM: I'Ll get y'all teh codes for some bones in a minute!
NM: THere's a few imps that keep bugging me, and I think an ogre of some sort might be getting close...
NM: PLus I should probably do that whole '2nd-Tier Prototyping' thing with my sprite...

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

Also, I colored two of the pictures I posted above. First is the Dino-Imps 2-panel semi-comic.

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Original Description:
--necroMatador [NM] began pestering deviantArt [DA]--
NM: SO in hindsight, maybe prototyping my KernelSprite withe my broken dinosaur toy was a bad idea...
NM: PArticularly before entering teh Medium...
NM: BEcause now I have Dino-Imps...
NM: OH DEAR GOD THEY'VE FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN DOORS!!!
--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering deviantArt [DA]--
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What can I say, I love my ParaDeinonychus~

And then entering the Medium in a pseudo-Hero-Mode sort of style.

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[Propriety]

Tee hee... glad you guys like it. It took me quite a while last night... I wanted to make something kind of cinematic for CG's entrance.

Sezza, I thought "Return" was appropriate, since CG was kind of already in the medium (at the beginning of the thread). Also it is a terrible typewriter pun.

And I'm glad you like the cruxite item I picked for you... tee hee.

A little duo of our new client/server pair:



necroMatador: SUPER SWEET. The drawings were good, but colored, they look super fantabulous! And I love your hero mode, too.

Hero mode is really fun to draw in!

[Sezza]

it was a clever idea and fantastically executed.

errrrr, here is where my drawings of him/his living space/getting his item WOULD be if I actually had done them tonight and not just wasted all my time on doing something much stupider.

[Zuki]

Oh wow there's a lot of cool stuff in here.

I need to start following this thread after all!

you all.

[Alyss]

I realized I dont have a server...And spent a day thinking of stuff for my character...Anyone wanna be a lolspeaker's server/client? :3

[beesmygod]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering cuddleGuts [CG] --

PB: Are you sitting comfortably?
PB: Good!
PB: Then let's begin!


CG: Return↵

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I want to get back into this after finals are over but I have to say, this is pretty neat.

Like, seriously awesome.

[TimeToDai]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering cuddleGuts [CG] --

PB: Are you sitting comfortably?
PB: Good!
PB: Then let's begin!


CG: Return↵

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Oh lord. This is so EPIC.

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CG: eeeeeehehehehehehheeheeheeheeheeheehnghngghn



oh lord, that is awesome

Your reaction drawing is priceless ^_^

NINJAEDIT:
It looks like personalJegus is now hosting screamingTorches! I could still use a host of my own though!

[SleepingOrange]

LL: So
LL: As A lIfElOnG uSeR oF tHe FoPpIsH-bUt-EnDeArInG uMbReLlAkInD
LL: I aM a LiTtLe TiReD oF fLaIlInG aT pEoPlE wItH eSsEnTiAlLy ThE mOsT uSeLeSs CuDgEl KnOwN tO tHe UnIvErSe
LL: AnD i WaS tHiNkInG tHiS sBuRb NoIsE cOuLd EnD uP wItH sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs
LL: http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f.../Umbrella1.png
LL: BuT tHeN i ReAlIzEd ThAt ThE mOrE lIkElY oUtCoMe Is SoMeThInG lIkE tHiS
LL: http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f.../Umbrella2.png
LL: EiThEr WaY tHoUgH
LL: MeTeOrIc DeAtH iS nOt A pRoSpEcT tHaT pArTiCuLaRlY pLeAsEs
LL: I sHoUlD pRoBaBlY fInD sOmEoNe To PlAy WiTh
LL: So Uh
LL: LfG

[necroMatador]

Next one's up! Land of Rust and Sand colored. Oh man this was so much fun to color!

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--necroMatador [NM] began pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--


NM: SO what kind of bones did y'all want teh codes for?...
NM: OR does t'not matter?...
NM: I'Ll just give y'all a list of codes to all teh bones I can find...

--necroMatador [NM] sent psychedelicLurker [PL] the file "skeletalcodes.doc"--

NM: THere y'all go!
NM: HOpe that helps in...whatever y'all're planning...

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

[beesmygod]

LL: So
LL: As A lIfElOnG uSeR oF tHe FoPpIsH-bUt-EnDeArInG uMbReLlAkInD
LL: I aM a LiTtLe TiReD oF fLaIlInG aT pEoPlE wItH eSsEnTiAlLy ThE mOsT uSeLeSs CuDgEl KnOwN tO tHe UnIvErSe
LL: AnD i WaS tHiNkInG tHiS sBuRb NoIsE cOuLd EnD uP wItH sOmEtHiNg LiKe ThIs
LL: http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f.../Umbrella1.png
LL: BuT tHeN i ReAlIzEd ThAt ThE mOrE lIkElY oUtCoMe Is SoMeThInG lIkE tHiS
LL: http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f.../Umbrella2.png
LL: EiThEr WaY tHoUgH
LL: MeTeOrIc DeAtH iS nOt A pRoSpEcT tHaT pArTiCuLaRlY pLeAsEs
LL: I sHoUlD pRoBaBlY fInD sOmEoNe To PlAy WiTh
LL: So Uh
LL: LfG

AA: well you know~
AA: i am already over here acting as server to this inexplicably successful yet irritatingly obnoxious lazy ass, dO~
AA: but eventually im going to need someone to come over here and wreck my shit i guess~
AA: might as well embrace the inevitable room fuckery~
AA: and who better to rifle through my personal items than a complete stranger over the internet~
AA: yeah this can't backfire on me at all~
AA: so yeah accept or whatever so we can get this show on the road~
AA: or not if you want~
AA: idgaf~

[SleepingOrange]

LL: YeAh
LL: No I'vE aLwAyS wAnTeD tO bE tHe SoRt Of PeRsOn WhO pEePs On CoMpLeTe StRaNgErS oVeR tHe InTeRnEt
LL: AnD tHiS iS lIkE
LL: TeN tHoUsAnD tImEs BeTtEr ThAn An ErRaNtLy-LeFt-On WeBcAm
LL: LeT's dO tHiS
LL: LeT's MaKe ThIs HaPeN

[TimeToDai]

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering screamingTorches [ST] at ??.?? --

PJ: okokokokok ive got the sburb server cd ready to GO
PJ: wherewherewherewherewhere doin this MAN
PJ: wherewherewherewherewhere makin this HAPPEN



SBURB version 0.0.1

@SKAIANET SYSTEMS INCORPORATED. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

SBURB server is running.

a SBURB client user is attempting to connect with you.

Host has established connection with Client

Press [Enter] when ready

commence connection


...connection established

[Propriety]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

PB: I am delighting in your heroic antics! It seems you are comporting well in your new world!
PB: I was wondering if you had already utilized your ability to act as server to someone?
PB: If not, I would be most interested in engaging in such a connection!
PB: I've discovered a rather ominous countdown clock has appeared... and seems to have replaced all the printed text in my domicile!
PB: To be frank it has me rather terrified!

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

[Rainbow]

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

PL: yay! So many bones! thank you!! :D
PL: wait, planning?
PL: Oh, i wasn't really planning anything haha
PL: I just like bones :D
PL: ...but now that you mention it I suppose i could use these for something
PL: I'll help you out with those imps too
PL: i've always wanted to try dropping stuff on imps!
PL: don't look in your bathroom by the way.

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM] --

[Gigoergong]

I still need a Client and Server myself. Someone let me know if they want to be one of them.

Next one's up! Land of Rust and Sand colored. Oh man this was so much fun to color!

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EXCITEMENT.

[Alyss]

I would love to host either of you if you guys would like to enter and/or complete the chain that I've got going with aphoticConniver and marineMutagen. If all 3 of you want to join we can have a complete 6 troll session!

YEAH BOI! I'll guve you some info:
Title: Shaman of Antimatter
Medium: The Land of Clouds and Abyss
Specibi: Stickkind.

I'll edit this post with some pictures later.

[TimeToDai]

YEAH BOI! I'll guve you some info:
Title: Shaman of Antimatter
Medium: The Land of Clouds and Abyss
Specibi: Stickkind.

I'll edit this post with some pictures later.

Oh man that sounds like an awesome plan! Would you like to be my server? Thanks to IRC I just started a session as screamingTorches server so I can't host anymore but I would totally love to be your client!