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[necroMatador]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

PB: I am delighting in your heroic antics! It seems you are comporting well in your new world!
PB: I was wondering if you had already utilized your ability to act as server to someone?
PB: If not, I would be most interested in engaging in such a connection!
PB: I've discovered a rather ominous countdown clock has appeared... and seems to have replaced all the printed text in my domicile!
PB: To be frank it has me rather terrified!

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

--necroMatador [NM] began pestering proprietousBeau [PB]--

NM: THat does sound pretty alarming!
NM: WEll I was supposed to be teh server for shallowWeaver, but I haven't seen her around here lately...
NM: I'Ll check teh Trollchat for her in a few minutes, just in case she's been hanging out there and I've been missing her...
NM: BUt if she doesn't pester me soon then I guess I should be able to be y'all's server!

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering proprietousBeau [PB]--

PL: don't look in your bathroom by the way.

-- psychedelicLurker [PL] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM] --

--necroMatador [NM] began pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

NM: OH dear...
NM: I'M almost afraid to look...

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering psychedelicLurker [PL]--

((I think I have to draw a reaction shot soon. XD ))

Also: Jegus, another page-topper?! What the heck?!

[Alyss]

Oh man that sounds like an awesome plan! Would you like to be my server? Thanks to IRC I just started a session as screamingTorches server so I can't host anymore but I would totally love to be your client!

Kewl beans! You have just met your new host!

[TimeToDai]

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering lulzCreator [LC] at ??.?? --

PJ: awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome SAUCE
PJ: letletletletlet the games begin up in this HIZZOUCE
PJ: iiiii really hope you know what youre doing with this STUFF
PJ: becausebecausebecausebecausebecause im pretty sure my sister would kill me if we damaged any of the holy artifacts she COLLECTS
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PJ: ohdearohdearohdearohdearohdear sweet jegus my sister is gonna kill ME



Because some how, some way, something inevitably will go wrong when it comes to messing around with the client's house ^_^

[Alyss]

[font=]-- lulzCreator [LC] began pestering personalJegus [PJ] at ??? --

[LC]: lololollol i got in teh medium b4 u!
[LC]: but srsly, hows teh frowg egg comin



-- lulzCreator [LC] ceased pestering personalJegus [PJ][/font]

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO] began pestering MSPAForumites [MF] at 19:13

AO: Hmm, I realized that I seem to be a very ignorable person. Probably because I'm so stuck up, and selfish, and rude. I'm sorry, I don't mean to act that way! I'm just uncomfortable in social situations! I usually get better, and less serious, as I get more comfortable, as you can see. I'm going to fix it though(not the more comfortable part, the being rude part)! NM, those are really awesome! PB, that was sooo coooool! FP, I looked over my posts to you, and I noticed that they seemed so mean! I'm sorry! Everyone else, your arts are really nice, and they make my eyes happy! Keep doing such a great job! ! Okay now that that's out of the way, I have some more information. I've given the code to the pinecone piece to the rest of my group, and they all made awesome weapons too. I also forgot to clarify on my new whip. The magnet and hook are gone, but now the tip of it is all metally and stuff. It also seems that if I whip it, it makes a larger-than-for-a-normal-whip sonic shock wave, knocking back enemies a bit. It just gets awesomer! Also, I think I've discovered where those voices are coming from! They're my group's exiles! Apparently, I'm not supposed to have joined another planet's session. That, coupled with my horns, seems to have caused me to be able to hear the exiles' commands for everyone in my group! Whether this is actually useful or not has not yet become clear. Also, it seems that my posts become longer the more I'm here. I wonder if that means anything?

accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased pestering MSPAForumites [MF] at 19:41

[Rastea]

-- shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

SW: uum...
SW: uum hi...
SW: ssorry for nnot responding for a whwhile...
SW: ii've been busy...
SW: ;--; ii think i should hhave consulted yyou guys before pprototyping mmy sprite...
SW: bbut i was running oout of time...
SW: mmaybe i should have waited until aafter i entered the mmedium... ;--;
SW: hhe's cool though...

-- shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--


SetSprite: Kekekekekekekekekekeke

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Prototyped with a statue of the Egyptian god Set/Seth and a dragon statue. >.>; Don't ask why a troll would have an Egyptian statue....... I have no idea.

[ItGoesSplat]

true story.

[necroMatador]

-- shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

SW: uum...
SW: uum hi...
SW: ssorry for nnot responding for a whwhile...
SW: ii've been busy...
SW: ;--; ii think i should hhave consulted yyou guys before pprototyping mmy sprite...
SW: bbut i was running oout of time...
SW: mmaybe i should have waited until aafter i entered the mmedium... ;--;
SW: hhe's cool though...

-- shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

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--necroMatador [NM] began pestering shallowWeaver [SW]--

NM: OUr imps are going to be rather lizard-y aren't they...
NM: BEcause they were apparently already Watermelon-Dinosaurs, and now we have Set and a dragon...
NM: THese are going to be some dangerous imps...
NM: BUt yes!
NM: GLad to hear back from y'all!
NM: WAs getting worried!
NM: ALso...
NM: SOrry about teh impromptu "renovations" I made to y'all's place trying to get teh hang of teh building mechanism of teh game...
NM: I'M pretty sure I can fix most of them...
NM: SEems everyone is having troubles getting used to teh controls...

--necroMatador [NM] ceased pestering shallowWeaver [SW]--

Anyway, so that means our chain is as follows:
psychedelicLurker -> necroMatador -> shallowWeaver
Correct?

We can get someone else and make it a 4-person chain, keep it 3 people and have SW act as PL's server, or get more than 4 people in the chain or whatever you guys want. We should probably keep it from getting too complicated though.

[Doctor Tess]

I approve of Setsprite like you wouldn't believe. Hell yes Egypt

[Gigoergong]

Rastea, your sprite is soooo coooooooool!



Hey guys, still need a Server/Client? Look no further! Gig is here and glad to be of service!

My Trollsona's info. for those who don't remember. Also, some updated stuff.

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snakeCharmer [SC]
Created by: Gigoergong
Picture: http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt14 ... harmer.png
Text colour: #004000
Quirk: Near flawless grammar, but her 's' key is stuck, thus making it appear that she is emulating the hiss of a snake. Though usually, she attempts to use 'z' in the place of 's'.
Symbol: Caduceus
Personality: For the most part, a nice, sweet girl, but if you butt horns with her (no pun intended) she can get real nasty, real fast. She has an obsession with Reptilian creatures ,is also a big reader, and very fond of Classical music.

Title: Sheikh of Vegetation.
Specibi: None. Sheikh are pacifists.
Medium: Garden of Good and Evil.
Sprite: Prototyped with a deceased pet snake.

/unoriginal loser

[aphoticConniver]

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true story.

No lie.
Also, does anyone know how the crap to draw a diamond imp? YOU TRY CUTTING THOSE THINGS.

[Rastea]

-- shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering necroMatador [NM] --

SW: ii'm scared tto go outside...
SW: ii can't see ththe iimps with all the mmist eeverywhere...
SW: aah.. iit's okay... aas long as iit get ffixed enough... ii don't mind...
SW: ii'm sure ii'll mmake a mmess of ththings whwhen ii connect to ssomeone...

-- shallowWeaver [SW] ceased pestering necroMatador [NM]--

Yeah, that looks right. A 3 player might be easiest (especially since our imps are getting... complicated), but I think it should be no more than 4.
Edit: OH HEY, we could connect with sC!

@Doctor Tess -- Yay!

@Gigoergong -- Thankies.

EDIT AGAIN: Hurrhurr I forgot to mention that her place is The Land of Roots and Mist. I'm working on a picture... Basically she starts underground/in a huge cave and there are giant roots everywhere and it's misty to all hell.

[TimeToDai]

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering lulzCreator [LC] ??.?? --

PJ: alrightalrightalrightalrightalright i made it into the MEDIUM
PJ: geoffreygeoffreygeoffreygeoffreygeoffrey seems pretty please with HIMSELF
PJ: likelikelikelikelike he finally got some action thanks to making that egg or SOMETHING
PJ: hehehehehe is ENCOURAGEABLE
PJ: heresheresheresheresheres a screenshot of him http://tinyurl.com/26u7xzy cause hes kinda VAIN
PJ: andandandandand he loves to pose for PICTURES
PJ: thoughthoughthoughthoughthough he has been pretty forthcoming in the info about this PLACE
PJ: ititititit looks like the world i have arrived on is called the land of coral and STEAM
PJ: ititititit is rather muggy and HUMID
PJ: sososososo geoffrey feels right at HOME
PJ: heresheresheresheresheres what it looks like outside of my front DOOR http://tinyurl.com/2ag972z
PJ: imimimimim glad its not underwater or ANYTHING
PJ: causecausecausecausecause i cant actually SWIM
PJ: ititititit looks like im eventually going to have to go down that path but i think im going to mess around with the alchemeter for awhile FIRST
PJ: trytrytrytrytry to outfit myself with some better gear and weapons other than these craft SCISSORS
PJ: causecausecausecausecause there are a lot of imps HERE
PJ: andandandandand i dont think theyre here for afternoon tea with their friendly neighborhood shepherd of VAPOR

--personalJegus [PJ] has gone idle--

[necroMatador]

Edit: OH HEY, we could connect with sC!

That would be pretty awesome. Think of how reptilian our imps would be!

[aphoticConniver]

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering lulzCreator [LC] ??.?? --

PJ: alrightalrightalrightalrightalright i made it into the MEDIUM
PJ: geoffreygeoffreygeoffreygeoffreygeoffrey seems pretty please with HIMSELF
PJ: likelikelikelikelike he finally got some action thanks to making that egg or SOMETHING
PJ: hehehehehe is ENCOURAGEABLE
PJ: heresheresheresheresheres a screenshot of him http://tinyurl.com/26u7xzy cause hes kinda VAIN
PJ: andandandandand he loves to pose for PICTURES
PJ: thoughthoughthoughthoughthough he has been pretty forthcoming in the info about this PLACE
PJ: ititititit looks like the world i have arrived on is called the land of coral and STEAM
PJ: ititititit is rather muggy and HUMID
PJ: sososososo geoffrey feels right at HOME
PJ: heresheresheresheresheres what it looks like outside of my front DOOR http://tinyurl.com/2ag972z
PJ: imimimimim glad its not underwater or ANYTHING
PJ: causecausecausecausecause i cant actually SWIM
PJ: ititititit looks like im eventually going to have to go down that path but i think im going to mess around with the alchemeter for awhile FIRST
PJ: trytrytrytrytry to outfit myself with some better gear and weapons other than these craft SCISSORS
PJ: causecausecausecausecause there are a lot of imps HERE
PJ: andandandandand i dont think theyre here for afternoon tea with their friendly neighborhood shepherd of VAPOR

--personalJegus [PJ] has gone idle--

--aquaticCorsair [AC] began pestering personalJegus [PJ] ??.?? --
AC: Yo, edud. Trust em, you lliw need siht code. It's ot make gnihtyna DIAMOND EDGED. You'll deen it.
AC sent PJ "FUCKINGDIAMONDIMPS.txt"

[Rastea]

Edit: OH HEY, we could connect with sC!

That would be pretty awesome. Think of how reptilian our imps would be!

Our imps'll be the coolest.
(and will kick my scaredy-troll ass....)

[Gigoergong]

--snakeCharmer [sC] began pestering psychedelicLurker [pL] at 21:03--

sC: Hey ssssso you need a Ssssserver, right?

sC: Woah, I keep forgeting that my Sssss key isss sssssstuck.

sC: Well, you need a Zerver? I juzt got my copy of the game.

sC: Zo I can join you guyz. I'll ztart it up.
--snakeCharmer [sC] ceased pestering psychedelicLurker [pL] 21:19--




sC loves all things Reptilian, and is going to absolutely hate hurting the imps.

[Squall Hammer]

--arizonaSunrise [AS] began pestering trollSlum [TS]--

AS: 'Hey, I'm not going to do this weird troll RP stuff like you all are.'
AS: 'I refuse outright.'
AS: 'It's fucking stupid.'
AS: 'You're all nerds.'

--arizonaSunrise [AS] ceased pestering trollSlum [TS]--

[aphoticConniver]

--arizonaSunrise [AS] began pestering trollSlum [TS]--

AS: 'Hey, I'm not going to do this weird troll RP stuff like you all are.'
AS: 'I refuse outright.'
AS: 'It's fucking stupid.'
AS: 'You're all nerds.'

--arizonaSunrise [AS] ceased pestering trollSlum [TS]--

AC: Woah, someone needs to take a chill pill, for bein shrill.
AC: No need to bite, cause I'm outta sight.
AC: Rockin this rhyme, like flowingtime.
AC: Trollin for a dime, OH SNAP YOU'RE MINE.
AC: So don't be rude, or I'll get ya, dude.


Som more info: aquaticCorsair never mistypes when he busts out some DOPE RHYMES. Or when he's pissed. Or when it's important. Also made NUKLEAR FST BUNP myavatar, if you don't mind.

[Squall Hammer]

--arizonaSunrise [AS] began pestering trollSlum [TS]--

AS: 'Hey, I'm not going to do this weird troll RP stuff like you all are.'
AS: 'I refuse outright.'
AS: 'It's fucking stupid.'
AS: 'You're all nerds.'

--arizonaSunrise [AS] ceased pestering trollSlum [TS]--

AC: Woah, someone needs to take a chill pill, for bein shrill.
AC: No need to bite, cause I'm outta sight.
AC: Rockin this rhyme, like flowingtime.
AC: Trollin for a dime, OH SNAP YOU'RE MINE.
AC: So don't be rude, or I'll get ya, dude.

--arizonaSunrise [AS] began pestering aquaticCorsair [AC]--

AS: 'Oh man, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was just trying to troll you guys.'
AS: 'I don't think you guys are nerds, I think what you're doing is pretty cool actually.'
AS: 'I was just sad because I didn't have anything to add to it.'
AS: '...I'm so lame.'

--arizonaSunrise [AS] ceased pestering aquaticCorsair [AC]--

[Propriety]

Oh, OK, so NM is already server to SW, so I still need a server!

Hurry!

[acerbicAves]

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-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] began pestering acerbicAves [AA] --

TN: okay, DONE.
TN: i MOVED all my SHIT into THE corner SO you SHOULD have ENOUFF room TO make THAT shit FIT,
TN: if NOT then YOU better FUCKING find A way, CAUSE i DON'T know WHERE else TO put THIS useless SHIT.



TN: sweet JEGUS!
TN: that DOESN'T sound GOOD...
TN: we WILL find OTHERS to JOIN us LATER,
TN: but FOR now LET us JUST get ME the FUCK out OF here!

-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] ceased pestering acerbicAves [AA] --

-- acerbicAves [AA] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN] at 10:47 --

AA: right, right!
AA: impending fiery doom!
AA: sorry!

-- acerbicAves [AA] ceased pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN] at 10:48--

-- acerbicAves [AA] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN] at 10:51 --

AA: i hAd to expAnd your room but you should hAve everything you need!
AA: i put A punch cArd on the floor neAr the mAchines...
AA: you've got to mAke the item on it
AA: ...And then do something with thAt
AA: .........sorry, i just sort of skimmed through the guidebook...
AA: but if you don't figure it out before you get blown to cinders we're both screwed, so get to it!

-- acerbicAves [AA] ceased pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN] at 10: 53--




Okay! So in an attempt to be helpful and make up for the fact that I can't draw anything at the moment, I went through the whole thread and tried to copy down who's connected to who so we can get these chains figured out. I'm sure there are some mistakes here so feel free to correct me if I messed up your group!

Server ----> Client

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archaicArctoid [AA] -----> distractedOnlooker [DO] -----> cocaGeneaologist [CG]

omnipotentComplex [OC] -----> grinningCat [GC]

psychedelicLurker [PL] -----> necroMatador [NM] -----> shallowWeaver [SW]

footlooseShaman [FS] ?-----? audiophilicAdenine [AA]

ficticiousPhysician [FP] -----> perfectlyIrrational [PI]

acerbicAves [AA] -----> turbulentNucleartide [TN]

candidSarcoma [CS] -----> timberAutomaton [TA] -----> cursoryFormicidae [ cF ]

sleepySolstice [SS] ?-----? snarkyStickler [SS]

dairyConnoisseur [DC] -----> cranialCephalopod [CC] -----> disgruntledEnigma [DE]

proprietousBeau [PB] -----> cuddleGuts [CG]

personalJegus [PJ] -----> screamingTorches [ST]

goryCommisar [GC] ?-----? deviantScoundrel [DS] -----> cannedLightning [cL]

Propriety! You two can join our chain. I promise it is not the first step in my convoluted plan to steal your hat...

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It's the first step in my very simple plan to get INVISIMPS!

(supergreat imp drawn by Sezza, if you didn't see it earlier)

[ItGoesSplat]

Also, does anyone know how the crap to draw a diamond imp? YOU TRY CUTTING THOSE THINGS.

something like this?

[Propriety]

Some time in the distant future... but not too distant...

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN] --

PB: Oh bloody fucking hell!
PB: You prototyped it with the lamp?!
PB: Not the lamp! Not the goddamn Tiffany lamp!
PB: That wretched thing was a gift from my mother!
PB: It is so disgusting, so hellishly hideous and horrible!
PB: So tacky! I can't... look... directly at it!

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN]--

[Doctor Tess]

Okay! So in an attempt to be helpful and make up for the fact that I can't draw anything at the moment, I went through the whole thread and tried to copy down who's connected to who so we can get these chains figured out. I'm sure there are some mistakes here so feel free to correct me if I messed up your group!

Server ----> Client

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archaicArctoid [AA] -----> distractedOnlooker [DO] -----> cocaGeneaologist [CG]

omnipotentComplex [OC] -----> grinningCat [GC]

psychedelicLurker [PL] -----> necroMatador [NM] -----> shallowWeaver [SW]

footlooseShaman [FS] ?-----? audiophilicAdenine [AA]

ficticiousPhysician [FP] -----> perfectlyIrrational [PI]

acerbicAves [AA] -----> turbulentNucleartide [TN]

candidSarcoma [CS] -----> timberAutomaton [TA] -----> cursoryFormicidae [ cF ]

sleepySolstice [SS] ?-----? snarkyStickler [SS]

dairyConnoisseur [DC] -----> cranialCephalopod [CC] -----> disgruntledEnigma [DE]

proprietousBeau [PB] -----> cuddleGuts [CG]

personalJegus [PJ] -----> screamingTorches [ST]

goryCommisar [GC] ?-----? deviantScoundrel [DS] -----> cannedLightning [cL]

Ah! Thank you for this. I was planning to do this myself, but I guess you've saved me some time. Much appreciated.

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN] --

PB: Oh bloody fucking hell!
PB: You prototyped it with the lamp?!
PB: Not the lamp! Not the goddamn Tiffany lamp!
PB: That wretched thing was a gift from my mother!
PB: It is so disgusting, so hellishly hideous and horrible!
PB: So tacky! I can't... look... directly at it!

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN]--

Agent Nein? Is that you?