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[Doctor Tess]

Aaargh I am having awful trouble coming up with a title for fP. Doctor of... Time something??? ARGH HELP PLEASE

And I'm thinking maybe her imps will be amethyst (because purple) or something dark grey, I'm not sure yet.

e: cripes this thread is nineteen pages long how did this happen

[Alyss]

THE BADF MUST DISCUSS THE APPEARANCE OF THEIR IMPS. ASSEMBLE!

I have cloud cat clock imps.

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[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Doctor of... Time something??? ARGH HELP PLEASE

doctor of molecules
surgeon of reality
tango instructor of horror
poet of heartscreams
conductor of cheap sex
blacksmith of courage
bailiff of creation
author of anarchy
etc. of etc.

mix and match these for endless fun

edit: composer of endless fun

more edit: seamstress (or tailor) of felicity
sailor of truth
captain of character
chaplain of thought
sergeant of peace
corporal of ingenuity
CEO of fortune
mayor of brawn
ward of muscle
headmaster of coercion
chief of aerospace engineering of aether
ski instructor of melody
dog catcher of spirits
horse whisperer of revenge

[Doctor Tess]

All highly tempting.

Hmmmm.

[Sezza]

Each character has a few different imp types anyway, Rose has Chalk and Marble in her land iirc, so it doesn't have to be just one type.

I had Marrow Imps in mind at the start and presumed they dropped red/white cell grist, but I have to think of some more. Cardiac Imps? Iron Imps? plasma grist? carbon? oxygen?

Game Titles seem quite succinct in-canon, I can't remember one where the first word is longer than a syllable (heir, seer, knight, witch, page, maid...). I know we're not really sticking to canon that much here but I'm going to throw out a few I was thinking on:
Sage
Mage
Chief
Lord/Lady
Count
Don
Squire
Sire
Priest
Tsar
Scout
Coach
Prince
Druid
Nurse
Friar

these could also help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_titles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Titles

[cyber95]

dO prototyped with his dead fish, Dope, before entering the Medium. Then he prototyped with a chainsaw when he was inside. This resulted in the Dopesprite, which is awesome. This also resulted in a good portion of imps being unable to stand properly, due to fins instead of legs.

I suppose he could be the Don of Sound...?

[Tam Lin]

I'll just leave this here.

I was going to put in distractedOnlooker as well but... Oh well.

[acerbicAves]

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OK I swear I will stop drawing soon!

I am so excited about our prospective chain linkage... I drew... US.

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TN: okay... I have NO idea WHAT my WASPRITE is SAYING,
TN: and I hear YOU need TO prototype THESE twice...
TN: WHAT to USE, what TO use...?

OH GOD WASPRITE TERRIFIES ME. I assume you prototyped after entering, right? Otherwise... oh heavens, our IMPS... Waspimps! LOL that is a really sweet drawing, and that Rake... So sweet.

Better grab a can of Raid and some insect repellent cause that shit totally got prototyped before entering

We are going to have the BEST. QUEENS. EVER. and that's the first thing I'm drawing after finals week

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Each character has a few different imp types anyway, Rose has Chalk and Marble in her land iirc, so it doesn't have to be just one type.

I had Marrow Imps in mind at the start and presumed they dropped red/white cell grist, but I have to think of some more. Cardiac Imps? Iron Imps? plasma grist? carbon? oxygen?

Game Titles seem quite succinct in-canon, I can't remember one where the first word is longer than a syllable (heir, seer, knight, witch, page, maid...). I know we're not really sticking to canon that much here but I'm going to throw out a few I was thinking on:
Sage
Mage
Chief
Lord/Lady
Count
Don
Squire
Sire
Priest
Tsar
Scout
Coach
Prince
Druid
Nurse
Friar

these could also help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_titles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Titles

Good thinking! Maybe:
dame
adept
herald
warden
seeker?

If no one minds I might nab Maid of Breath for our chain, even if it breaks the awesome heir/air pun


...what the hell am I doing here? I'm suppose to be writing a paper for my Slavic Folklore class x_x

[Doctor Tess]

FP: hhey...
FP: yyou sshould llike...
FP: hhurry uup aand pprototype yyour ssprite wwith ssomething ccool...
FP: ootherwise ii'm jjust ggonna ggo aahead aand pprototype iit wwith tthis bbusted ppot pplant...
FP: yyou kknow...
FP: ffor sshits aand ggiggles...

[Tam Lin]

I have... Caused it to occur.

A sort of theoretical Team Wonderland. From left to right: grinningCat (Cheshire Cat), proprietousBeau (Mad Hatter), morbidlyObsolete (Alice) and toastedToast (Catterpillar)

[Schazer]

Long and silly trolllog to go with this scene:

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cC: am i performing in some capability resembling your opposite with this form of
cC: what do you trolls call it
cC: humour

cG: no
cG: be funnier

cC: must i
cC: from what i understand that would imply i would be doing you despicable creatures a favour
cC: and i really couldn
cC: t have that on my conscience

cG: haha
cG: excuses
cG: face it
cG: youd suck
cG: at being entertaining
cG: and you
cG: dont want to get
cG: all embarassed
cG: and ashamed

cC: and yet
cC: even when i am not attempting to humour you
cC: you laugh
cC: this would imply that were i to actually make an attempt at
cC: as it were
cC: tickling your funny bone bulge
cC: i could inflict some serious damage
cC: ergo
cC: i am sparing you
cC: you
cC: re welcome

cG: hehe thats because im magnanimous in forgiving your failure at humour and deriving my own entertainment from it and also did you just talk about touching my business just then so is that like meant to be a bribe or something that reference there

cC: forgive me for having a poor understanding of your disgusting trollish anatomy

cG: im cc!!!!!!
cG: sorry im not funny!!!!!!!
cG: but ill
cG: diddle your netherhorn!!!!

cC: is this your attempt at humour

cG: no i am
cG: literally

cC: i suddenly find your earlier assessments of my ability to humour you a lot less relevant

cG: actually
cG: being you
cG: right now
cG: saying this

cC: seeing as i fail to find this at all amusing

cG: that you want
cG: to get up
cG: in my junk

cC: no
cC: what
cC: you are misconstruing my evidently ill
cC: advised lack of knowledge of your sickening troll physiology

cG: haha
cG: oh
cG: youre ill alright

cC: oh now you are just picking the easy targets
cC: not even trying

cG: sick man
cG: all
cG: up on my protrusions

cC: mocking my lack of opposable digits to get those pesky and really quite extraneous bits of pixel
cC: groit you call punctuation
cC: not that i would want fingers anyway
cC: they
cC: re absolutely disgusting
cC: i am not interested in your
cC: quote protrustions unquote
cC: protrusions
cC: absolutely sickening
cC: from the way you harp on about it i would in fact ascertain it is not i
cC: but you
cC: all up upon your lumps
cC: as it were
cC: and really i would not care either way but is it completely necessary to illustrate the point

cG: this is quite disappointing buddy seriously i mean how the hell are you meant to tickle my bone bulge without digits?????? have you devised some other methods???? some kind of workaround????

cC: no i have not
cC: wait
cC: what
cC: why are you still so fixated upon me titillating your troll bits
cC: you are taking this entirely out of context

cG: well apparently

cC: and i do not think i would require digits to do what i originally had planned before you started putting words in my mind

cG: you are unable
cG: to be titillating
cG: any other way

cC: rending maw
cC: which was to humour you
cC: what i am getting at is
cC: before you started twisting my words
cC: you despicable creature
cC: was that i do not need fingers or anything else to make you laugh

cG: do you
cG: need fingers
cG: to manipulate
cG: my grotesque troll package
cG: because otherwise
cG: it might
cG: be a little bit
cG: hard
cG: heheheheheh

cC: you are disgusting
cC: even by your horrendous troll compatriot standards

-- cranialCephalopod [cC] blocked cuddleGuts[cG] at 22:17 --

Also, Tam Lin, awesomestyles Team Wonderland!

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[Tam Lin]

garagisteAnthropoid [GA] has begun trolling cuddleGuts [cG]

GA: HEY. WHAT DID YOU ASSIGN TO YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS?
GA: I SET MY STRIFE SPECIBUS TO LONGSTAFF
GA: YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW LONG MY LONGSTAFFS ARE
GA: IT'S LIKE A LONG, THICK, GOLDEN ROD OF MANLINESS
GA: READY TO EXPLODE IN YOUR FACE
GA: FUCK YEAH.

[Sezza]

CG: no no no
CG: how disappointing
CG: and unconvincing
CG: i am just
CG: not feeling it
CG: if you would
CG: like to try again:
CG: really try
CG: and sell it
CG: to me
CG: i am just not sure right now where youre going with this and why i should care about your thinly veiled bulge metaphor/analogy/euphemism because as is i would not buy your product/genitals at all and i daresay youre not a very good salesperson???

[Tam Lin]

GA: WHAT NO!
GA: I'M STATING JUST HOW AWESOME MY STRIFE SPECIBUS IS
GA: AND HOW LONG, HARD AND GLORIOUS MY STAFF IS.
GA: CERTAINLY LONGER AND HARDER THAN ANY WIMPY SHORT STAFFS
GA: IT'S EVEN IN THE NAME. LONG. STAFF.
GA: I MEAN, HOW LONG DOES A STAFF EVEN HAVE TO BE TO BE CALLED A LONGSTAFF!

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CG: longer than yours
CG: you overcompensatin
CG: like a madman

[Propriety]

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I have... Caused it to occur.

A sort of theoretical Team Wonderland. From left to right: grinningCat (Cheshire Cat), proprietousBeau (Mad Hatter), morbidlyObsolete (Alice) and toastedToast (Catterpillar)

AWESOME! I look so dapper.

We are going to have the BEST. QUEENS. EVER. and that's the first thing I'm drawing after finals week

Hoshit yes we are. And you are going to flip when you see my next sprite prototyping... though I'm trying to decide whether I should do it before or after I have PB enter... our imps are already so crazy. I do not know if we can handle the crazy that this next prototyping would impose.

Also I've got my title and planet picked out but I'm going to wait until I can draw them before I reveal them. Gaaah finals week I hate you.

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering cranialCephalopod [CC] --

PB: Good Morning! Good day and salutations!
CC: what
CC: s so great about it
PB: Ah, well, you see!
CC: is it happening right as we speak
CC: by any chance
CC: morning
CC: zenith
CC: dusk or night
PB: Well, my morning!
PB: Whatever that means for you!
CC: i have hardly any discernible difference between the times of day in this awful medium
PB: Oh! I'm... I'm sorry? Certainly there must be some benefit! Imagine perhaps you do not need to worry about selecting the appropriate attire to match the time of day?
CC: and why in the name of cthulu would i care about that
CC: even if i did
CC: which i do not
CC: it would merely mean more pairs of jeans being wet up to the calf and my host ceaselessly complaining about it
CC: it is quite irritating
PB: I cannot even imagine! It must be terrible! I for one do not tolerate moistness on my person!
CC: she refuses to attempt to alleviate the problem with the creative alchemical solutions some of you other trolls have been implying
CC: and yet she refuses to cease complaining about it either
PB: Might I suggest some sort of towelette?
CC: if you have one that is capable of mopping this up
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CC: then certainly your suggestion is not at all a completely ludicrous one
PB: Ah, I see! In that case what you need are a pair of galoshes!
PB: Let me see, I believe I have some in my wardrobe for just such an occasion!
CC: a pair of what
--[PB] sent link: http://timelesschaos.com/mspa.php?cursw ... s/rain.jpg --
PB: Perhaps, if you are able to gain access to an alchemical station, you could use this code: pfO1an3H
CC: my host would like me to inform you that she would not be seen dead in such a heinous pair of shoes
CC: plus how is she supposed to get them over her manacle
CC: really you have
CC: nt thought this through very well
PB: Oh! I suppose!
PB: I suppose I have never had to deal with constant ankle-high waters!
CC: evidently not
PB: Well, I do believe I must be going, my slightly dampened friend! I apologize that I was unable to assist you, though I do think those galoshes would do a world of good!
CC: i find that exceedingly doubtful
PB: Nevertheless! Best of luck to you! Until we speak again!
CC: but rest assured if i find a more elegant solution than your clumsy boots i will be certain to inform you
PB: Please do!
PB: Au revoir!

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering cranialCephalopod [CC]--

[Harilo]

Secondary Prototyping: check
Too bad I didn't think of this before having TN enter the medium. Imp Sleuths with tommyguns and such would have been pretty sweet.
Also I think our session's Jack wouldn't have been so pissed with his outfit if I had.

[TimeToDai]

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Secondary Prototyping: check
Too bad I didn't think of this before having TN enter the medium. Imp Sleuths with tommyguns and such would have been pretty sweet.
Also I think our session's Jack wouldn't have been so pissed with his outfit if I had.

Dude. DUDE.

Your Kernalsprite is...

EPIC WIN

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I love it ^_^

[Harilo]

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Secondary Prototyping: check
Too bad I didn't think of this before having TN enter the medium. Imp Sleuths with tommyguns and such would have been pretty sweet.
Also I think our session's Jack wouldn't have been so pissed with his outfit if I had.

Dude. DUDE.

Your Kernalsprite is...

EPIC WIN

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I love it ^_^

Thanks

Also after saying this:

Also I think our session's Jack wouldn't have been so pissed with his outfit if I had.

I had to draw this:

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DAMNIT I accidentally saved it as a .jpg

[mars7a]

dS: ALRIGHT PRETENTIOUSS ASSSHOLESS
dS: WE NEED SSOMEONE TO BE CANNED LIGHTNINGSS CLIENT
dS: SSO WE CAN SSTART THISS

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[aphoticConniver]

Aaargh I am having awful trouble coming up with a title for fP. Doctor of... Time something??? ARGH HELP PLEASE

And I'm thinking maybe her imps will be amethyst (because purple) or something dark grey, I'm not sure yet.

e: cripes this thread is nineteen pages long how did this happen

A DOCTOR OF AWESOME IS YOU!

[Pinary]

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

pI: All write
pI: Holed awn
pI: Isle fined something
pI: Eye just knead two move sum things...

pI: Holed awn
pI: Wieght
pI: Know!
pI: Stop that before it-
pI: ...Dam.

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

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I am currently at work. My tablet is currently not. When we are in the same place and I have TWO FREAKING MINUTES TWO MYSELF, I will put a picture here. It will depict an awkward-looking wheely-chair-sprite.

[Wes]

imps time!

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(I prototyped with a cigarette lighter and a DVD of The Blues Brothers)

Its original art because I couldn't find the imp template, but I tried to match it from memory. Looks a lot like the Midnight Crew, but I sort of had to use white highlights because black clothes on black imp skin doesn't really work. I guess I could have used grey outlines, but oh well. I like it.