TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[sketchyCharacter]

--syntheticFibrosis [SF] began trolling--

SF: It has come to my attention that you wish to see.
SF: A picture of me.
SF: Uploaded for all to see.
SF: Well, here it is, try not to stare.
SF: With jaws left hanging in the air.

--syntheticFibrosis [SF] sent file "SF001.png"--



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[WolfS2]

Nicely done, sketchyCharacter. Good pagetopper.

Last time on the trollSlum:

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JE: .anyway, since the timer ended, and nothing has happened in your room, i'M gonna go get that drinK
SF: Okay. I'm going to catch my breath.

-- jazzEnigma [JE] has ceased pestering syntheticFibrosis [SF] --

And now, today's episode:

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-- garagisteAnthropoid [GA] began pestering jazzEnigma [JE] --
CA: I NEED YOU TO BE MY CLIENT PERSON.
JE: .I just did something similar a few minutes agO ?do I have to do that noW
CA: YES. YOU NEED TO PLAY. NOW. SO YOU DON'T DIE.
JE: .well that would be baD
CA: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
JE: .that would ruin my weekenD
CA: THEN I NEED TO BE YOUR SERVER.
JE: .might as well, since you are so adament about iT
JE: ?do I put in the CD marked clienT
JE: .oh well, i'ts installinG
JE: ...anD .connecteD
CA: OKAY. SO THINGS ARE GOING TO BE APPEARING IN YOUR ROOM AND YOUR BED CAN'T SUPPORT THE CRUXTRUDER. I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
JE: .well i'ts a good thing I can sleep on coucheS
JE: ?should I go ahead and open that thinG
CA: SO. I GUESS I SHOULD THROW SOMETHING TO OPEN THE CRUXTRUDER AND... YOU KNOW THE PHRASE THROWING EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK?
CA: GUESS WHAT I JUST PULLED OFF THE WALL
CA: IN YOUR KITCHEN
JE: .hopefully not the sink; I still need to do disheS
CA: AND I'LL JUST DROP IT ON THE CRUXTRUDER NOW.
CA: OH WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW. I ALREADY PULLED IT OFF.
JE: .oh, well it looks like i'lL be doing dishes in the bathroom for a whilE
CA: I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE NEEDING TO DO THE DISHES FOR A WHILE
JE: ...so t'hats the ?cornsprite, righT
CA: OH HEY. YOUR SPRITE
CA: REMINDS ME OF ORANGE CREAMSICLES
JE: .i'ts shiverinG
JE: .poor thing must be colD
JE: .hold on, i'M gonna go get it a hat to weaR
CA: NO WAIT DON'T ITS GOING TO PROTOTYPE IF IT TOUCHES ANYTHING

[spoiler][S] JE: Place Soviet Ushanka on the Kernelsprite.[/center:ay2rub2c]

Sorry Propriety, kinda stole your idea for the big text.

EDIT: AND MADE A HORRIBLE JOB AT IT, TOO

[NachoGrande96]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] opened a new public shoutbox at ??? --

>> Subject: CALlinG ALl troLLS <<

OC: oK SO HEre's tHE DEal
OC: TReachEROUsadacONDA neEDS A SErvER
OC: IF YOu wiSH TO Be heR SERver, plEASe conTACt heR AT ONcE
OC: ALso we'D NEed soMEOne whO ISn't alREADy iN A SESsion BECausE WE alreADY HavE 3 PEoplE
OC: THanK YOu

[Tam Lin]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] opened a new public shoutbox at ??? --

>> Subject: CALlinG ALl troLLS <<

OC: oK SO HEre's tHE DEal
OC: TReachEROUsadacONDA neEDS A SErvER
OC: IF YOu wiSH TO Be heR SERver, plEASe conTACt heR AT ONcE
OC: ALso we'D NEed soMEOne whO ISn't alREADy iN A SESsion BECausE WE alreADY HavE 3 PEoplE
OC: THanK YOu

TA: I assssssume that it'sss perfectly fine to have more than four. In fact, that might be for the better asss we'd have more alliesss

[necroMatador]

Oh man guys, all this art is really really awesome.

Y'all are giving me so many ideas. Oh geez, if only I didn't have stupid school stuff to do. I have so much I want to draw now and AUGH. I'll do a few drawings this weekend (probably my alchemization experimentation), and after finals next week I'll have a massive art-splosion of scenes like the whole entry into the Medium (instead of just the one scene), fighting stuff, second-tier prototyping, and now I want to figure out my Exile.

Can't wait to see what you guys come up with in the mean-time!

[mars7a]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] opened a new public shoutbox at ??? --

>> Subject: CALlinG ALl troLLS <<

OC: oK SO HEre's tHE DEal
OC: TReachEROUsadacONDA neEDS A SErvER
OC: IF YOu wiSH TO Be heR SERver, plEASe conTACt heR AT ONcE
OC: ALso we'D NEed soMEOne whO ISn't alREADy iN A SESsion BECausE WE alreADY HavE 3 PEoplE
OC: THanK YOu

dS: I THINK SSHE CAN BE CANNEDLIGHTNINGSS SSERVER
dS: UNLESSS HE FELL OF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING PLANET
dS: IF NOT YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM

[Propriety]

Nightengale, that is adorable (even with nightmare-Cal)

And Sezza, that was hilarious. You are clearly delirious with spider venom if you cannot see the awesome. AA is going to have an epic, weasel-caliber flip out when she gets to CG's planet.

Years in the future, but not many...

A SCAVENGING TRANSIENT returns to her temporary home after a fruitless day of scrounging







Oh hey! This wasn't on when you left...

...I did get that right, right? The Exile talks to the client of the player who's station they're at, yes? This is where I start to lose track of things...

OH MY GOOD GRAVY

SO BEAUTIFUL

This always confuses me. Let me try to figure it out... WV talks to John from a base shaped like Rose's cruxite item. So... yes! You're right. They talk to... the client of the player who's station they're at.

Holy crap so WV's station is actually Rose's! :B Never really thought about it that way. So why's it's filled with TAB?!

Honestly I laughed really hard at Sezza's thing... the way he's just standing there as shit goes crazy all around him... the spider up his pants. I lol'd.

[Capt. Ido Nos]

Hey, sorry for not being around the last few days. This funny thing called finals started happening. I'll be around again starting tomorrow I swears.

[sketchyCharacter]

With the help of Tam Lin, who did the doll outfit pieces, I present to you: SF's prototyping stuff.



The only thing is that the doll was never damaged, and I forgot to take that into account when SF prototyped with it. But it may be retconned later.

[Harilo]

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Nightengale, that is adorable (even with nightmare-Cal)

And Sezza, that was hilarious. You are clearly delirious with spider venom if you cannot see the awesome. AA is going to have an epic, weasel-caliber flip out when she gets to CG's planet.

Years in the future, but not many...

A SCAVENGING TRANSIENT returns to her temporary home after a fruitless day of scrounging







Oh hey! This wasn't on when you left...



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...I did get that right, right? The Exile talks to the client of the player who's station they're at, yes? This is where I start to lose track of things...

TN: ummm, YEAH and WHO the HELL is THIS?

Also, damn! That is just plain awesome lol.

[WolfS2]

Years in the future, but not many...

A SCAVENGING TRANSIENT returns to her temporary home after a fruitless day of scrounging







Oh hey! This wasn't on when you left...

How did I miss this earlier? It looks amazing.

[aphoticConniver]

verboseSchizophrenic

Er... you do know that schizophrenia has nothing to do with split personalities (Dissociative Identity Disorder), don't you? It's sadly a very common misconception.

Then PLEASE tell me a catchy name for DID? Sorry about that.

[Wes]

verboseSchizophrenic

Er... you do know that schizophrenia has nothing to do with split personalities (Dissociative Identity Disorder), don't you? It's sadly a very common misconception.

Then PLEASE tell me a catchy name for DID? Sorry about that.

disorderlyIndentification

dissociateOrder

orderlyDisidentity

[aphoticConniver]

Er... you do know that schizophrenia has nothing to do with split personalities (Dissociative Identity Disorder), don't you? It's sadly a very common misconception.

disorderlyIndentification

dissociateOrder

orderlyDisidentity

Thanks bro!

[NachoGrande96]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] opened a new public shoutbox at ??? --

>> Subject: CALlinG ALl troLLS <<

OC: oK SO HEre's tHE DEal
OC: TReachEROUsadacONDA neEDS A SErvER
OC: IF YOu wiSH TO Be heR SERver, plEASe conTACt heR AT ONcE
OC: ALso we'D NEed soMEOne whO ISn't alREADy iN A SESsion BECausE WE alreADY HavE 3 PEoplE
OC: THanK YOu

TA: I assssssume that it'sss perfectly fine to have more than four. In fact, that might be for the better asss we'd have more alliesss

OC: IN ThaT CAse
OC: maYBE WE caN CONNect to anoTHEr sesSIon wiTH an inCOMpleTE CHaiN

[Woozl]

-- grapeJelly [GJ] began pestering omnipotentComplex [OC] and treacherousAnaconda [TA] --
GJ: person in your chain. that you needed another Hey guys, I heard
GJ: could help out. if maybe I I was wondering
GJ: up, alright? just ring me If so,
GJ: guys later. see you Aight, well I'll
-- grapeJelly [GJ] ceased pestering omnipotentComplex [OC] and treacherousAnaconda [TA] --

[aphoticConniver]

Just thought I'd put up a troll template, to make it easier for others to make their troll sprites.

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I put all of the known troll's pants/dress, horns, eyes, and mouths. And if the forehead seems a bit too large, it's because the forehead includes the hair. So draw the hair over the forehead.

[Armada]

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What even is this thing. It's so flashy and OHGODMYBRAIN


Aw yeah. Jolly Rancher machine. Best game ever.

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I'm too lazy to copy-pasta the actual dialogue

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[DrloU]

Its not much, infact I am kindof new to this...






As a matter of fact, yeah, it sucks.


Also, Thanks aphoticConniver for the template

[sketchyCharacter]

Okay, one, thank you for the troll base. Two, we may end up with some rather large chains at this rate.

[orngjce223]

Armada, I am lol'ing. That doesn't happen often.

[Armada]

Its not much, infact I am kindof new to this...






As a matter of fact, yeah, it sucks.


Also, Thanks aphoticConniver for the template

I can't explain how pissed I am about this. OH WAIT I CAN.

1. JPEG compression.
2. My work (though I edited it), has gone through another far worse edit.
3. No credit.
4. Bad parody of Shaon, who hasn't posted in this topic. And I have a reason to even be more mad about that.

No, just no.

Armada, I am lol'ing. That doesn't happen often.

Therefore I am a winner. Yes.

[SleepingOrange]

armada i gotta say

grasp stick firmly, remove carefully

[aphoticConniver]

One: Thanks! I'm here to help!
Two: Sprite version of aquaticCorsair with his SW33T L3WT.

Three: New Troll for grouping!

evergreenSurvivalist
Quirk: Types fast with no caps or punctuation.
Symbol: Bow and arrow.
Color: #004000
Personality: Raised in a forest from birth by Troll Wolves, he is savage, unpredictable, and loves to eat. Not very skilled with computers. Hypnotized by music other than polka and rap.
Strife: Clawkind.
Land: Land of Beasts and Verdancy.
Element: Wood.

Also, Tess, do not add verboseSchizophrenic. It's a work in progress and should not be included. Yet.

And Armada, once again, sorry, and YUMM JAWLLY RAWNCHAS.

[mars7a]

Woah woah apphotic made a template for the trolls at the computer.
Why was I never told.