TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Doctor Tess]

Sweet sprite bases, Tam Lin! Definitely relevant to my interests.

(will probably be working on a fP sprite later, just so you know)

[Wes]

New trollsprite, will update with other costumes and stuff. Major thanks to everyone who has been making templates, they're so useful.

[reignonyourparade]

After some confusion in chat, I'd like to state that orderlyDisidentity -> unitaryGallivanter -> evergreenSurvivalist -> utteranceComposer is a complete chain.

[aphoticConniver]

>O Enter

http://www.iaza.com/work/100516C/OD_Enter52464.png[/img]


Oh holy multiple personas. It appears you have split into four.

[DelitaHyral]

I would like to change my weapon from pipe kind to HckyStckKind.

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[Wes]

Made a sprite of my updated costume. It's pretty cool.



EDIT: more art, because I am bored.


Years in the future, but not many....

An Erratic Transmigrant ambles bleakly through a deserted plain

[Sezza]

spoilered for inappropriacy contains rude mother suggestions (he started it)

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SC: So...Anuonr elde herw borwd, Eh?
SC: Danh, now O habe tp leace yet agaon, Eh?
CG: what the fuck
SC: So..., Eh?
SC: Is anyonr elsd stoll here, Eh?
SC: Ot Shoild I jist leace, Eh?
CG: seriously
CG: what
CG: are you saying
SC: I am asling ig yiu guys ate here, wjich you habe just shown me is am acvurate assumptiln, Eh?
CG: not quite sure
CG: what youre trying
CG: to communicate
SC: And I dpn't knoe what you'te talkihg about buddy, Eh?
SC: I don't ser what'd sp hatd tp understanf, Eh?
CG: if only your ill formed words created some kind of coherent sentence for me to understand and reply to because as it is man i dont know what the dick youre doin there with all those letters
SC: Hang on, the voices want to say something to you, Eh?
SC: ...No I will most certainly not type that, Eh?
SC: THey said your mother is doing...bad things in hell, Eh?
SC: They don't like you, Eh?
SC: So... Hpw far ate you in thus, Eh?
SC: I havrn't managed to grt starred yet, Eh?
CG: shit son
CG: got burned hard
CG: by your
CG: imaginary friend
CG: also
CG: i am
CG: ALL
CG: THE WAY
CG: IN
CG: yo mama
CG: bitch
SC: The voices are telling me to tell you to grow up and stop being such a little female dog, Eh?
SC: And now they're realising you just used that term, so it takes away from it, Eh?
SC: They're saying you love plowing descendants of the horse family, Eh?
CG: good thing your dams dirt tunnels literally deep as hell so when i stick my horn in and bust one all up her her head wont come shootin off like a ping pong ball in the stream of a firehose
SC: Tje vouxes have giben up om talkinf to yoi, Eh?
CG: hahaha damn
CG: i barely even
CG: started yet

-- scizophrenicCanadian [SC] is now offline --

CG: dude
CG: the only beaver yo dumb ass ever gettin involved with is the fat furry tree-felling earthen rodent and itll be disappointed you got insufficient wood

[Aborted Slunk]

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Guys I only cottoned onto this now which is kind of funny because I've had these two trolls in my own adventure for about three weeks now.

This sounds like fun and I might as well show them off here.

Unfortunately I designed them before discovering there were, in fact, definitely another eight Zodiac-themed trolls. OTL

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Original devlink here: http://proffate.deviantart.com/art/Trol ... -162046091

HD text colour: #748905
TH text colour: #CD3700


-- tyrannosaurusHexidecimator [TH] began pestering hatchlingDeformity [HD] --

H yOu WaNtEd Me?
TH: oH mY goD dvdE iT finallY camE
TH: beeN waitinG foR thiS shiT foR ageS
TH: sburB
TH: apparentlY itS actvallY svpposeD tO bE A challengE
TH: eueN foR mE
H oH wOw, I dIdN't KnOw SuCh A gAmE eXiStEd, YoUr MaJeStY
TH: shvT vP
TH: I goT thE gvyS oN thaT eartH forvM I gO tO tO cracK iT
TH: evropeaN earthlingS, theyrE fvckiN crazY maN
TH: iM sendinG yoV A copY
H wHaT?
H dUdE yOu KnOw I dOn'T pLaY gAmEs, We'Ve BeEn ThRoUgH tHiS a HuNdReD tImEs
TH: brO thiS gamE iS differenT
TH: trvsT mE yovlL lovE iT
TH: comE oN jvsT accepT
TH: itS A texT filE aT thE momenT jvsT changE iT tO A raR oN yovR enD anD vnpacK iT
H oK fInE

-- tyrannosaurusHexidecimator [TH] sent a file to hatchlingDeformity [HD]. --
-- hatchlingDeformity [HD] has accepted the download. --

H tHiS hAd BeTtEr Be So GoOd I sHiT mY pAnTs.
TH: isnT euerythinG loL
H lOoOoOoOoL tHaT wAs AlMoSt FuNnY gRaTs
H i DuNnO tHe PaNtIeS wErE a LiTtLe TiGhT.
H *wRoNg WiNdOw
TH: wH
H ...
H iGnOrE tHaT >>;
TH: ......okaY

-- hatchlingDeformity [HD] has finished downloading the file. --

-- hatchlingDeformity [HD] ceased pestering tyrannosaurusHexidecimator [TH]. --

[Gigoergong]

Is my group here? If so,

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FIGHT.


Auroras. Y/N?






EDIT: Also, if I am correct, counting the post preceding mine, there are 99 Trollsonas now.

[Aborted Slunk]

Also, if I am correct, counting the post preceding mine, there are 99 Trollsonas now.

Oh man.
Oh man, who is going to be number one hundred.

[Tam Lin]

Did someone say 100th troll?


seductiveMistress
Color: #00FF40
Quirk: Ends sentences in 8, but questions in *. All O's are capitalized and nothing else. All o's are black.
Symbol: 8ball
Personality: Seductive, yet sadistic. Hard to tell if she's flirting or threatening you, but if she's talking to you, it's probably one or the other.

Troll 100 get?

[Doctor Tess]

...100 trolls.

holy ffffff

this is insane

i don't have words to describe this insanity

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I love you all.

[Tam Lin]

grinningCat [GC] began pestering cuddleGuts [CG] at [???]
GC: chocolatE anD cheesE iS A strangelY greaT combinatioN
GC: dO yoU havE cheddaR oR hershey'S barS? pleasE senD mE thE codE
CG: 378t78sn
GC: oH cooL thankS
grinningCat [GC] ceased pestering cuddleGuts [CG]

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I'll do a picture of cG typing tomorrow.

[Rainbow]

Is my group here? If so,

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Oh wow! That's really close to how I pictured the place! I agree that the auroras don't seem to fit in, but if you wanted to fill up the space, just some ordinary stars should work nicely!
...It's so prettyyy

[Gigoergong]

Well, I'm glad you like it! I'll probably stick some stars in tomorrow; I'm getting out of school a couple hours earlier.

[DelitaHyral]

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SC: Tegardless, thise crappu psychiligist werd wrong, Eh?
NM: um
NM: yes???
NM: your writing is getting hard to read again i think
SC: Lwt me try agaon, Eh?
SC: Regardless, thpse crappy psychologisr were wromg, Eh?
NM: ohh
NM: i dunno
NM: what did they say???
SC: That O'm craxy, Eh?
SC: Dih, Eh?
NM: oh
NM: well uh
NM: that wasnt very nice
SC: Wait a sec, Eh?
SC: I just have to leave for a second to make an offering to the more threatening voices, Eh?
NM: what kind of offering???
SC: Either the blood of a thousand virgins, or some pizza pockets, Eh?
SC: I can get either from raiding a cosplay party, Eh?
NM: uhhhhh
NM: well
SC: Thise "Doctors" were the crszy ones, Eh?
NM: erm...
SC: I mean really, Eh?
NM: i think
NM: uh
NM: maybe those voices are the crazy ones
NM: you should probably tell them to leave you alone
NM: and to stop asking for food and blood and stuff
SC: Thry ripprd my eye out, Eh?
SC: It'd kond of harfer than that, Eh?
NM: well why are they being so mean to you???
SC: Hoe would I kmow, Eh?
SC: Theu're jist assjoles that way, Eh?
SC: I mesn, would yoi be a perfecy person if you wrre omnopotent, Eh?
NM: uhm
NM: well im not but
NM: i dont think i would just be a jerk all the time if i was
SC: wrll, I mist sau goodbue, Eh?
SC: The voices say they do nit hatr yoi too mych, Eh?
NM: oh okay
NM: well i guess thats good
NM: but they should still be nicer to you
NM: good luck with your eye and stuff!!!
SC: Thqnks, Eh?

--schizophrenicCanadian [SC] ceased trolling nonplussedMiscreant [nM]--

[Propriety]

Apologies for being away so long, I was on a trip.

TRIPPIN' OUT

But now I have arrived at my intended FINAL DESTINATION. So I can start artin' things up again.

But for now...


-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering nonplussedMiscreant [NM] --

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NM: hello???
NM: oh hey
PB: Salutations, nonplussedMiscreant!
PB: I have recently been informed that you have joined our chain!
NM: oh uhm
NM: there you are!!!
NM: cg has been looking for you
PB: Ah! Yes! Lovable scamp!
PB: I am well aware! CG is simply impossible to correspond with! I will hopefully be able to rendezvous with him tonight!
PB: In the mean time! We have not been properly introduced!
NM: no we havent actually!!!
NM: i just know that youre uhm
NM: his client
NM: no wait
PB: CG has vouched for your upright character and stalwart constitution!
NM: server???
PB: Yes! That is correct! I am CG's server! I must admit it is all a bit confusing!
NM: uhh yeah it kind of is!!!
PB: But hopefully we will all get the hang of it!
NM: yeah i hope so!!!
PB: He is a tricky one, though, that CG!
PB: With his trolling and his venomous spiders!
NM: yeah hes kind of
NM: wait...
NM: he has spiders???
NM: i dont remember him ever saying that
NM: but then uhh
NM: thats not really saying much i guess
PB: He has a terrible menagerie of arachnoids!
PB: Or, had, actually!
PB: I'm afraid I may have accidentally ruptured their glass terrarium!
PB: I apologized profusely!
NM: uhh
NM: well
NM: that sounds kind of dangerous
PB: Though I attempted to coax them back inside, they were reluctant to heed my salubrious gesticulating!
NM: but i guess with all the meteors and stuff
NM: this is kind of a dangerous game
PB: Sacrifices must be made! Yes! Yes!
PB: But enough about that debacle! How goes your connection establishment?
NM: well i got the two things installed
NM: and cg dropped stuff in my house
NM: but uh
NM: i havent messed with anything but the punchy card thing
NM: i think somebody messaged me but
NM: until i get in the medium i dont really think i can help them yet???
NM: but i think it will work out okay!!!
PB: Likely not! I should think time would be most pressing on your side! I suspect that would be AA, requesting a server!
PB: But for now you should likely focus on avoiding getting crushed to death by space debris!
NM: yeah i guess so!!!
NM: well as long as i dont turn on the countdown machine thing
NM: i should be okay right???
PB: Ah, yes! Then you have not yet obtained your cruxite totem?
NM: uhhh
PB: Your confusion indicates you have not!
NM: i dont know what that is so probably not!!!
PB: Wondrous! Then you have a bit of time!
PB: I would advise you to contemplate your action plan when the time comes, however! It is best to be prepared!
NM: yeah i guess it is!!!
PB: Well! I am not sure what other useful information I can impart! I would not want to spoil the joy and surprise of the entrance process!
PB: But, NM, I would advise you to consider what you wish to prototype your sprite with!
NM: ohh
NM: i forgot about that part
PB: There is a sort of impish creature which emerges from your countdown machine!
PB: And if you are not careful, it could be prototyped with something grotesque and horrible!
NM: i read part of a walkthrough a few days ago but then i lost the link
PB: I myself am subject to that draconian curse!
PB: By all means, avoid lamps! I would suggest destroying the horrid things, lest you be subject to the torment I am forced to undergo!
PB: Damnable, disgusting thing!
PB: For now, I will take my leave! I seek a light repast, and perhaps some tea!
PB: But we will correspond more in the future! For now, guard your health! I wish you the best!
NM: oh okay!!!
NM: bye pb
NM: good luck not getting killed by lamps i guess!!!

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering nonplussedMiscreant [NM]--

[SeanArgus]

suddenly
TROLL JEGUS

I am far too sleepy to make a pesterlog.

Edit: maybe I'll fix the colors later

[Rastea]

Oh crap hi gais. I've been busy. @-@ Um... Spectiles sounds awesome, I forgot to mention.
I like the picture with the auras myself, gives the upper part a little more to do...

aaaaaah I have nothing to contribute at the moment, 'cause I'm still busy. I'm in school for another... 3 weeks or so, so I won't be here much. @-@ Sorrysorry!

I have lots of planned things to draw though...

Sorry. u-u;

(( All of the >Enter stuff and the alchemy has been amazing. ))

[Armada]

[b]

AE: go outte the winddoweto gette to the alchemittere
CA: are you.insane();
AE: i madde a platformme
AE: this gamme can do that
AE: its like magic or some shitte
AE: anywayye when you gette up to the alchemittere place the totteme on the pedestalle
AE: my nottes endde here
AE: goodde luckke bro



CA decides to trust AE. "Well, I don't know if I want to be around when that timer goes off", he thinks. He grabs his trusty sword, in case he needs it, and stows it in his strife deck.


The kernelsprite, mildly agitated, decided to remain in CA's room. CA decided it would be a pain in the ass if it followed anyway. "Here goes nothing..." he thinks to himself before climbing out his window.



A thick fog hangs in the air, shrouding everything around. CA recalled that the news called for a meteor shower tonight, though CA couldn't see the sky through the veil. Peering through the mist, he wonders if it has ever been this foggy. It was if someone was hiding the truth from him. A truth that was a necessity for life itself.

"The fog comes
on little cat feet.

It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on. "
- Robert Frost

It has to be Robert Frost. That dude writes like that. No way it could be anyone else.



CA did an AE told him. He placed the totem on the pedestal. Then something happened. The alchemiter immediately went to work. The arm swung out and a laser came on. The laser ran down the totem, scanning it surface. Then, there was a flash.



As the light cleared, CA saw a large green box. It began to dematerialize and fade away. Inside, there was a small cube. It appeared to be made out of the same material as the dowels.

"A Rubik cube? How is this supposed to help me?"

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Also, we need a new female troll for our RP. Shaon has decided to quit. Let me know if you're interested!

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LOOKING FOR GROUP

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That is the first and hopefully last time I've ever used that expression in my life.

I have two characters here, I'd be okay with controlling either one or both of them, but in any case I'd quite like a four-troll chain going. So I'd be happy with bunking up with someone with two trolls or two peeps with one troll, or even three peeps with one troll. My trolls are shown previously in the thread.

Anyone interested? I'm itching to trollBurb


Edit - I don't think I've ever said Troll that many times in one paragraph in my life

[NachoGrande96]

OC: grINNingcAT
OC: diD YoU FInd a clIENt yeT
OC: BECausE IF NOt youVE GOt oNE NOw

[Varkarrus]

I beleive you will be interested in this:
viewtopic.php?f=34&t=8095

[aphoticConniver]

New trolls! A chain of them infact! (I think I may have an issue with making new trolls)
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caffenatedController: A hyper, annoying brat who skips vowels in an effort to type faster. Loves coffee.
tiredRewind: He loves to sleep, and is very boring and slowly types one word per line.
reverseHunter: He loves to hunt, and traces his text backwards.
luckyRunt: A small child with a large napolean complex and a penchant for singing, he's one big ball of luck.
woundedEnd: He also hunts, but in the future. He loves to mess with people by stopping his sentences halfway through.
voodooShaman: An all around creep, and a bit of a paranoid mentalcase. His typing is impeccable, though.
chronicAnnoyance: He hates time travel, and hates typing quirks.
shadowyVixen: She types whatever the background color is for the chat line, and doesn't joke around when trolling.
swiftTailor: He loves capitals, and is an excellent tailor.
bloatedSponge: He is fat, and hates being reminded about it.
brutalImbecile and viciousMoron: They are equally idiotic, and type what's on their idiotic minds.
Colors:

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CC: FFFF00
TR: 000080
RH: BF0000
LR: 8000FF
WE: FF8000
VS: 008000
CA: 800000
SV: FFFFFF
ST: 808000
BS: 0000BF
BI: FF8000
VM: 8000FF

I can't believe no one thought of this yet.

[captin988]

Name: "Radioactive NOT bald man"
Things you may not know about him:
1.He canot spell the instead he replaces it with hut
2.Befor sentances he uses a *~
3.He dispises the fact that he is bald and anyone who reminds him
4.He is radioactive causing funny things to happen
5.wears a lady pures "DONT REMIND HIM!"
Weapon: sword " The decapitator"