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[aphoticConniver]

DEAR GOD ARMADA.


MY EYES. THEY BLEED FROM SHEER AWESOME. On an offhand note, aquaticCorsair is now deceased. He has been reborn as aphoticConniver. Tess, you have no need to add aphotic to the Trollslum untill I explain how this happened. Thank you.

EDIT: OH F--- SHITTY PAGETOPPER. It has been remedied!
AC: Rebirth

[Aborted Slunk]

Just letting you guys all know, Trollplay is now officially under way and we're recruiting. If you're LOOKING FOR GROUP [strike two], you can always try here!

[Sezza]

spoilered for being too long. likely necessary for comphrehension though.

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CG: what the hell
CG: is with the whole
CG: card thing
CG: anyway
CG: hat guy
CG: has yet
CG: to get back to me
CG: on this
CG: i mean i get putting shit in cards and taking them out and i have the one where you can just put in and take out whenever and where ever but apparently you can put them together somehow to make other things???
NM: oh wait!!!
NM: uhh you saw me do that right???
NM: or maybe you werent watching
NM: but...
NM: uhm
CG: no
NM: that uh
NM: the thingy that you dropped in my house
NM: and the other thing
NM: you can poke holes in your cards
NM: with the stuff on them
NM: and then put two cards on the other thing
NM: and
NM: er
NM: like
NM: magic science stuff happens
NM: and then you have a thing!!!
CG: what significance
CG: do the holes
CG: actually have
NM: uhh i dunno
CG: how do you know
CG: which holes
NM: i think it has to do with the numbers and stuff on the backs
NM: maybe!!!
CG: so
CG: there are
CG: 8 characters
CG: on the back
CG: of cards
CG: and they
CG: have some relation
CG: to the holes
CG: and their location
CG: yes???
NM: i guess!!!
NM: here
NM: um
NM: can you see me now???
CG: yes
NM: okay
NM: uhm i wont be able to talk
NM: for a bit
NM: but well
NM: ill show you!!!
CG: okay

-- nonplussedMiscreant [NM] is now idle! --

CG: so you put
CG: two cards together
CG: i presume theyre both holed for their respective items otherwise this explaining would get even more confusing and pointless but i guess you put them in the cylinder scraper at the same time
CG: and i suppose
CG: that combines them
CG: through the holes
CG: that they both have
CG: with the other
CG: singular holes
CG: covered
CG: so it is
CG: one item
CG: AND
CG: another item
NM: okay
NM: yeah i guess thats basically what i was trying to say
NM: oh
NM: but uh
NM: there might be another thing???
CG: another way
CG: of putting them
CG: together
CG: do you mean
NM: yeah like
NM: well
NM: uhh
NM: you could like
NM: maybe put both cards in the punchy machine
NM: and make a card that has both hole pattern things???
CG: ...... are they both going to fit in the puncher because i know it works on the other one but do you mean using both the codes on the one thing so it has holes from both so it is also a combination
NM: i guess???
CG: so it
CG: has holes
CG: that either
CG: of them have
CG: one item
CG: OR
CG: the other
CG: i think
CG: i am seeing
CG: a pattern
NM: you are???
CG: it's technology
CG: and technology
CG: isnt completely random
NM: well uh
CG: may seem like it
CG: but
CG: you have
CG: to know
CG: what
CG: to look for
NM: i guess so but
NM: its really confusing so um
NM: well i havent been thinking too much about it!!!
CG: im sure this has a way to be fucked with it just needs to be reasoned out and i intend to do this but i need to take a look at some things like the pre-punched card i got cause i think i could find out the relation between the codes and the holes punched
CG: there appears
CG: to be
NM: okay!!!
CG: 4 columns
CG: of holes
CG: and 12 rows
CG: thats 48 potential holes
CG: and those 48 holes
CG: have to represent
CG: 8 characters
CG: for each code
CG: so 8 groups
CG: of 6 holes
CG: does this
CG: look right
NM: uhhhhhhhh
NM: um
NM: well...
NM: yes???
CG: ok
CG: this doesnt seem too hard now actually everything is just numbers and things are quite familiar now because the way of combining them are logical operators: AND and OR and come to think of it there is one more logical operator and several other operators
CG: there is NOT
CG: which
CG: would only
CG: involve one card
CG: to make an item
CG: that is NOT
CG: that item
CG: by punching
CG: all unpunched holes
CG: in that card
CG: and leaving
CG: the punched holes
CG: in that card
CG: unpunched
CG: and theres
CG: ...................
CG: do you think
CG: i could make
CG: an item
CG: that was either
CG: one item
CG: XOR
CG: the other item
CG: but not both
CG: at the same time?
NM: if
NM: erm
NM: well wait
NM: uh how do you make something that isnt something???
NM: i mean
NM: the hole thing makes sense
NM: i guess???
NM: but
NM: what isnt something
NM: is that like making everything that isnt it all at once???
CG: NOT sounds a bit dangerous right now because there are many things that an item can NOT be and i wouldnt know what to expect but this is interesting or at least dangerous in a managable way unless i fuck it all up
CG: this might
CG: take a while
CG: if i have
CG: to work out
CG: the code
CG: for this
CG: i need
CG: to find out
CG: the code
CG: that will equal
CG: the punched holes
CG: that one has
CG: and the punched holes
CG: that the other has
CG: but not
CG: the holes
CG: they both have
NM: i think i get it
NM: sort of
NM: basically uhm
NM: if i poke little holes in a card
NM: that are just the ones that dont uhm
NM: overlap???
NM: then i put it in the thing
NM: then...
NM: i get something that only has the like
NM: the stuff that they dont share in the real world???
CG: you would have to know the code that translated to item one XOR item two which is where the problem is here little boy i dont want to sit around here any longer than i have to calculating shit if only that machine were easier to use or could do it one at a time
NM: well
NM: why dont you like
NM: punch two cards with holes
NM: and then look at them
NM: and then like...
NM: uhm
NM: put the holes in yourself???
CG: how
NM: oh
NM: i dunno
NM: theyre just holes right???
CG: yes
NM: why cant you make a little punchy thing shaped like them???
NM: its like a crafts project or something!!!
CG: you mean like
CG: a manual
CG: hole punch
NM: uh yeah
CG: this might work
CG: how would
CG: i make one
CG: thats the shape
CG: actually no
CG: let me try something
NM: okay!!!

-- cuddleGuts [CG] is now idle! --

PUNCHED CARD && HOLE PUNCH = CARD HOLE PUNCHER
...

CARD HOLE PUNCHER && EXTENDABLE ANTENNAE = EXTENDABLE CARD HOLE PUNCHER
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PENCIL
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SCALPEL
...

PENCIL XOR SCALPEL PUNCHED CARD


PENCIL ^ SCALPEL = PENCIL

CG: CREATE PENCIL

no prob

CG: CAPTCHALOGUE PENCIL



You are quite positive there is not a pencil on your alchemiter, and never will be. Frankly, the notion strikes you as boring and pointless.

There is a very nice looking new scalpel though.


I hope someone else in my group has a clever idea using this or clever application of this because I already used all my smart and effort up just doing it

[Tam Lin]

Slightly larger ogre base. @_@

[sketchyCharacter]

Since I don't feel like quoting that huge-ass post...

Sezza, you're a friggin' GENIUS. I was just contemplating how XAND, XOR and NOT would function, but it was real confusing. Thanks for doing the work fer meh.

[Gigoergong]

aberrantTragedian
acerbicAves
actinalConflagrator
amauroticCandor
ambiguousConsumer
androgynousCounterpart
aphoticConniver
aquaticCorsair(DECEASED)
arbolTalado
archaicArctoid
arizonaSunrise
aspiringCartoonist
awesomeExcavator
barefootBuddhist
bipartisanBread
bloatedSponge
brutalImbecile
caffenatedController
candidSarcoma
cannedLightning
cattleTwintipper
chromaticCosmos
chronicAnnoyance
cocaGeneaologist
colossalTyrant
computingArtisan
cranialCephalopod
crazedTrollbitch
cuddleGuts
cursoryFormicidae
dairyConnoisseur
deviantScoundrel
devilsAdvocate
dillingerEscapes
disgruntledEnigma
distractedOnlooker
disturbedRomancer
equusAquariot
evergreenSurvivalist
exhilaratingCrecendo
flipwaysJesusknuckle
footlooseShaman
ganglyExplanation
garagisteAnthropoid
genericCharacter
goryCommissar
grapeJelly
grinningCat
hatchlingDeformity
ionicOneirologist
jazzEnigma
lexicalVirtuoso
loquaciousLoquat
luckyRunt
lulzCreator
malignedZigzag
marineMutagen
metroAntagonist
misspelledBazzilisk
morbidlyObsolete
necroMatador
nonplussedMiscreant
particlePhysicist
perfectlyIrrational
personalJegus
pononiteGahidoso
proprietousBeau
psychedelicLurker
psychoDragon
omnipotentComplex
orderlyDisidentity
quadraticBuild
radioactiveNOTbaldMan
retroProphet
reverseHunter
schizophrenicCanadian
screamingTorches
seductiveMistress
shadowyVixen
shallowWeaver
simplisticImplement
sleepingTechnologist
sleepySolstice
snakeCharmer
snarkyStickler
sporadicSolenoid
substituteHero
swiftTailor
syntheticFibrosis
systemError
tastySnack
technoDetritus
tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher
terrorPhysicist
theBlackMage
timberAutomaton
tiredRewind
toastedToast
transuranicAuger
treacherousAnaconda
triEye
trollJegus
turbulentNucleartide
tyrannosaurusHexidecimator
unitaryGallivanter
utteranceComposer
verdantBlackout
viciousMoron
voodooShaman
woundedEnd
xenocideDebacle

Oh hey guys, I'm done. Took maybe an hour.


Well, not done, per se. I need to PM everyone that is not on this list(that has a troll in the current list) and ask them to make a post with their troll's info.


That said, please check over the list to make sure your troll is there, so that I know I didn't forget anyone, and also edit your posts to your liking. Enjoy.



Spoiled are the ones who have not posted their information yet(or I missed), in case they read this before I send them a message.

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audiophilicAdenine [AA]
Created by: Lady Drakonis
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accompaniedOverlord [AO]
Created by: Aerok12
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blindRapture [BR]
Created by: Blind Rapture
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ficticiousPhysician [FP]
Created by: Doctor Tess
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kallousMagicite [KM]
Created by: Kuro Majiyo
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peptideTinkerer [PT]
Created by: Ecksphyre

[Doctor Tess]

Aaaah thank you so much for doing this You are awesome.


Guess now would be a good time to copypaste my trollfile from the first post.

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(vvv somewhat more up-to-date pseudo-sprite version)

fictitiousPhysician [FP]
Name: Ishaza Betrug
Text colour: #680EB2
Quirk: No caps, often switches to allcaps when angry. Doubles the first letter of each word and ends each sentence with an ellipsis.
yyou kknow, llike tthis...
Symbol: Greek letter Phi
Personality: Enjoys acting creepy/threatening to see the reaction but is actually pretty harmless, when it comes to trolling at least. Very impatient and usually in a bad mood, has a serious hair trigger temper. Not very tolerant of incompetence. Also kind of delusional and psychopathic.
Weapon: Bladekind (a scalpel)
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More info here

[Gigoergong]

Ah, yes. I guess that PM I sent is sort of irrelevant now. Oh well.

aberrantTragedian
acerbicAves
actinalConflagrator
amauroticCandor
ambiguousConsumer
androgynousCounterpart
aphoticConniver
aquaticCorsair(DECEASED)
arbolTalado
archaicArctoid
arizonaSunrise
aspiringCartoonist
awesomeExcavator
barefootBuddhist
bipartisanBread
bloatedSponge
brutalImbecile
caffenatedController
candidSarcoma
cannedLightning
cattleTwintipper
chromaticCosmos
chronicAnnoyance
cocaGeneaologist
colossalTyrant
computingArtisan
cranialCephalopod
crazedTrollbitch
cuddleGuts
cursoryFormicidae
dairyConnoisseur
deviantScoundrel
devilsAdvocate
dillingerEscapes
disgruntledEnigma
distractedOnlooker
disturbedRomancer
equusAquariot
evergreenSurvivalist
exhilaratingCrecendo
ficticiousPhysician
flipwaysJesusknuckle
footlooseShaman
ganglyExplanation
garagisteAnthropoid
genericCharacter
goryCommissar
grapeJelly
grinningCat
hatchlingDeformity
ionicOneirologist
jazzEnigma
lexicalVirtuoso
loquaciousLoquat
luckyRunt
lulzCreator
malignedZigzag
marineMutagen
metroAntagonist
misspelledBazzilisk
morbidlyObsolete
necroMatador
nonplussedMiscreant
particlePhysicist
perfectlyIrrational
personalJegus
pononiteGahidoso
proprietousBeau
psychedelicLurker
psychoDragon
omnipotentComplex
orderlyDisidentity
quadraticBuild
radioactiveNOTbaldMan
retroProphet
reverseHunter
schizophrenicCanadian
screamingTorches
seductiveMistress
shadowyVixen
shallowWeaver
simplisticImplement
sleepingTechnologist
sleepySolstice
snakeCharmer
snarkyStickler
sporadicSolenoid
substituteHero
swiftTailor
syntheticFibrosis
systemError
tastySnack
technoDetritus
tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher
terrorPhysicist
theBlackMage
timberAutomaton
tiredRewind
toastedToast
transuranicAuger
treacherousAnaconda
triEye
trollJegus
turbulentNucleartide
tyrannosaurusHexidecimator
unitaryGallivanter
utteranceComposer
verdantBlackout
viciousMoron
voodooShaman
woundedEnd
xenocideDebacle

[Lady Drakonis]

audiophilicAdenine [AA]
Created by: Lady Drakonis
Picture: http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu20 ... ne0001.jpg
Text colour: #800080
Quirk: Replaces periods and commas with ellipses; also preceeds question marks and exclamation marks with ellipses. Often starts sentences with "uh" or "heh".
Symbol: Alchemical symbol for silver
Personality: Sarcastic and generally confusing in trolling efforts. Often loses interest partway through to babble on about various interests in music, biology and recent discoveries in item alchemy. Rarely outright mean, quite even-tempered, in fact. Terribly awkward.
Weapon: Musicstandkind

there ya go

[Doctor Tess]

That picture URL's a little broken there.

[Gigoergong]

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audiophilicAdenine [AA]
Created by: Lady Drakonis
Picture: http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu20 ... ne0001.jpg
Text colour: #800080
Quirk: Replaces periods and commas with ellipses; also preceeds question marks and exclamation marks with ellipses. Often starts sentences with "uh" or "heh".
Symbol: Alchemical symbol for silver
Personality: Sarcastic and generally confusing in trolling efforts. Often loses interest partway through to babble on about various interests in music, biology and recent discoveries in item alchemy. Rarely outright mean, quite even-tempered, in fact. Terribly awkward.
Weapon: Musicstandkind

there ya go

I probably should have specified to copy the information after hitting the quote button, as the link isn't broken that way. Sorry about that.


http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu20 ... ne0001.jpg

Here's the full link, so you don't have to go back to the PM. Sorry again, DERP DERP.

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO]
Text color: 00a0a0
Typing quirk:Types everything he wants to say in one big post. Annoys people when he takes forever to finish typing.
Personality:Loves to talk about himself. Tends to drift away from the current topic to talk about whatever else is on his mind. His horns allow him to access the internet, and receiving range can span lightyears. He uses this to troll a group of players from another galaxy, and eventually join their group. He wears comfortable pajama pants, two different shoes(because his horns are very unbalanced), and a tux he alchemized with his hoodie and his step-moms tux. Appears to have fallen in love with higherDemolitions. EDIT:Also, forgot to say that he hears voices in his head, but has detemined them to be the exiles of his entire group.
Shirt symbol:
Weapon:Whip with magical properties(shockwaves, semi-prehensility)
Sprite:Prototyped with a "madgic"(Mentally Activated Destruction, Generation, Incorporation, and Control) pinecone(theorized to have orignated in the Veil), and his own DNA. Text color is 00BF80.
Chain:~~sleepyArtist==>accompaniedOverlord==>higherDemolitions~~(there are more, but I can't tell you right now)
Appears:Here(eventually)
EDIT:
Element:Harmony
Title:General of Harmony
Land:Realm of Mixture and Unity

[Propriety]

All hail Gigoergong! I love that solution, since it lets me maintain my own troll information which is cool anyway! I can add to my original post and keep my information updated there. Great job!

I've been doodling... helping Sezza come up with some ideas. Hopefully he posts some stuff soon... IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS

Also I'm working on getting my imps, TN's imps and CG's imps added to the imp mixer. Then hopefully we can get NM and AA's imps, when they enter, added and mix them up with the nifty imp mixer!

Also I hope AA and NM come back soon! Stupid finals. Must draw more!

[Sezza]

I've been doodling... helping Sezza come up with some ideas. Hopefully he posts some stuff soon... IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS

that might take a while since I haven't drawn any of the regular combination alchemy yet it seems oddly pointless to only post just one thing just yet

[Propriety]

I've been doodling... helping Sezza come up with some ideas. Hopefully he posts some stuff soon... IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS

that might take a while since I haven't drawn any of the regular combination alchemy yet it seems oddly pointless to only post just one thing just yet

You got my PM riiiiight?

[Sezza]

I've been doodling... helping Sezza come up with some ideas. Hopefully he posts some stuff soon... IT IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS

that might take a while since I haven't drawn any of the regular combination alchemy yet it seems oddly pointless to only post just one thing just yet

You got my PM riiiiight?

oh

yes :3

[Propriety]

Fantastic. I still like yours better, though. :P

ANYWAY. I have finished splitting up your imps.



I'll be working on TN's Waspimps (Wasp Pimps?) next. By next, I mean TOMORROW, CHUCKLES. For now, sleepy time!

[Sezza]

I should do one or two more pieces of those for variety. that can wait though. have a good sleep!

[Propriety]

Monstrosity! I've finished TN's imps. Now I just need to combine all the layers together... and NM and AA need to make some imps!



EDIT: Oh sweet jegus you guys this is THE BEST THING EVER you just turn layers on and off and you get crazy shit like this

[Doctor Tess]

Those imps

[aphoticConniver]

Monstrosity! I've finished TN's imps. Now I just need to combine all the layers together... and NM and AA need to make some imps!

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EDIT: Oh sweet jegus you guys this is THE BEST THING EVER you just turn layers on and off and you get crazy shit like this

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Which program? And also, does anyone even care my troll has DIED? Just asking.

[Propriety]

Monstrosity! I've finished TN's imps. Now I just need to combine all the layers together... and NM and AA need to make some imps!

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EDIT: Oh sweet jegus you guys this is THE BEST THING EVER you just turn layers on and off and you get crazy shit like this

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Which program? And also, does anyone even care my troll has DIED? Just asking.

I'm using The GIMP, since I'm on my Linux box. Just got each troll part on a different layer, and switch them on and off. I was going to use the impmixer that those dudes made, but it's really restrictive on the stuff you can submit and this was more flexible and easier, so I just did it myself.

And I do care! I just thought you were going to continue updating and explain what happened! Or, you know, what the consequences are!

I am so excited, I can't wait to see what AA and NM prototype with. For now, I've got some Agressing to draw!

[aphoticConniver]

I have to explain meinself.

aquaticCorsair has died, due to wounds caused by his Denizen, the Hydra. He sat outside the portal for a week. When he died, a plant sprouted from his corpse. Inside said plant is his reincarnated self, aphoticConniver. He has a claw, due to the fact that aquaticCorsair had no hand. This is compensation. He also has cut horns. The reason he was incarnated was that he was, in fact, part Dersian. He is partially an entity from the game, thus giving him powers. I am sad that I no pics rigt now. He types in #80BFFF, a light blue grey, with no quirk, although he is hacked by TA frequently, due to him not using a quirk to disguise his channel.

That's about it. I am happy with my description. But saddened by the loss of aquaticCorsair.

[Gigoergong]

All hail Gigoergong! I love that solution, since it lets me maintain my own troll information which is cool anyway! I can add to my original post and keep my information updated there. Great job!

flsklfqkdzj-

You do me too much honor; but I am glad that linking to posts works for you!

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aberrantTragedian
accompaniedOverlord
acerbicAves
actinalConflagrator
amauroticCandor
ambiguousConsumer
androgynousCounterpart
aphoticConniver
aquaticCorsair(DECEASED)
arbolTalado
archaicArctoid
arizonaSunrise
aspiringCartoonist
audiophilicAdenine
awesomeExcavator
barefootBuddhist
bipartisanBread
bloatedSponge
brutalImbecile
caffenatedController
candidSarcoma
cannedLightning
cattleTwintipper
chromaticCosmos
chronicAnnoyance
cocaGeneaologist
colossalTyrant
computingArtisan
cranialCephalopod
crazedTrollbitch
cuddleGuts
cursoryFormicidae
dairyConnoisseur
deviantScoundrel
devilsAdvocate
dillingerEscapes
disgruntledEnigma
distractedOnlooker
disturbedRomancer
equusAquariot
evergreenSurvivalist
exhilaratingCrecendo
ficticiousPhysician
flipwaysJesusknuckle
footlooseShaman
ganglyExplanation
garagisteAnthropoid
genericCharacter
goryCommissar
grapeJelly
grinningCat
hatchlingDeformity
ionicOneirologist
jazzEnigma
lexicalVirtuoso
loquaciousLoquat
luckyRunt
lulzCreator
malignedZigzag
marineMutagen
metroAntagonist
misspelledBazzilisk
morbidlyObsolete
necroMatador
nonplussedMiscreant
particlePhysicist
perfectlyIrrational
personalJegus
pononiteGahidoso
proprietousBeau
psychedelicLurker
psychoDragon
omnipotentComplex
orderlyDisidentity
quadraticBuild
radioactiveNOTbaldMan
retroProphet
reverseHunter
schizophrenicCanadian
screamingTorches
seductiveMistress
shadowyVixen
shallowWeaver
simplisticImplement
sleepingTechnologist
sleepySolstice
snakeCharmer
snarkyStickler
sporadicSolenoid
substituteHero
swiftTailor
syntheticFibrosis
systemError
tastySnack
technoDetritus
tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher
terrorPhysicist
theBlackMage
timberAutomaton
tiredRewind
toastedToast
transuranicAuger
treacherousAnaconda
triEye
trollJegus
turbulentNucleartide
tyrannosaurusHexidecimator
unitaryGallivanter
utteranceComposer
verdantBlackout
viciousMoron
voodooShaman
woundedEnd
xenocideDebacle

Also, I'm going to start spoilering the list so that it doesn't stretch the page vertically so much.

[Tam Lin]

seductiveMistress [sM] began trolling trollSlum[tS]
SM: hey handsOmes8 i was wOndering if anyOne wOuld like tO be my server Or client8
SM: im sure yOu strapping yOung men cOuld hOOk a girl up8