TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

**sparklingMesmerist** · 06-06-2010, 04:57 AM

sparklingMesmerist: hihi~ i'm new here. may i play a game with you? ^^;

~*~*~

chumHandle: sparklingMesmerist

text color: #FF94EF

symbol: å¤© grapheme for sky

strife specibus: crayonkind

fetch modus: cloud (enter a tag into sylladex, and all items labeled with that tag come out)

title: Angel of Infinity

planet: Land of Smoke and Mirrors

personality: cute, dreamy, imaginative, emotional, artistic, shy, mysterious

trolling habits: messages her target with nonsensical poetry

typing quirk: all lowercase, cute emoticons, uses tilde (~) as punctuation

picture:

trolling example:

**Doctor Tess** · 06-06-2010, 05:04 AM

oh my god soooooo cute

**Doctor Tess** · 06-06-2010, 05:04 AM

oh my god soooooo cute

**Tam Lin** · 06-06-2010, 06:35 AM

**Tam Lin** · 06-06-2010, 06:35 AM

**Phantom Gamer** · 06-06-2010, 12:59 PM

SE:um
SE:gise
SE:not to bother you or anefing
SE:but
SE:i got droped out of a sburb sesshun hafwa throo
SE:and now i am stuk in mah hous with a load of useless gagets
SE:AND THERE IS A FUCKING METEOR COMING TOWARDS ME

**Gigoergong** · 06-06-2010, 01:08 PM

**sparklingMesmerist** · 06-06-2010, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Phantom Gamer

SE:um
SE:gise
SE:not to bother you or anefing
SE:but
SE:i got droped out of a sburb sesshun hafwa throo
SE:and now i am stuk in mah hous with a load of useless gagets
SE:AND THERE IS A FUCKING METEOR COMING TOWARDS ME

sM: i wrote you a haiku about your meteor
sM: ...
sM: bright angel descends
sM: falling star searing the sky
sM: quick~ make your death wish

**Phantom Gamer** · 06-06-2010, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by sparklingMesmerist

Originally Posted by Phantom Gamer

SE:um
SE:gise
SE:not to bother you or anefing
SE:but
SE:i got droped out of a sburb sesshun hafwa throo
SE:and now i am stuk in mah hous with a load of useless gagets
SE:AND THERE IS A FUCKING METEOR COMING TOWARDS ME

sM: i wrote you a haiku about your meteor
sM: ...
sM: bright angel descends
sM: falling star searing the sky
sM: quick~ make your death wish

SE:srsly
SE:wtf
SE:that maeks noo sens watsoevR
SE:so
SE:r u going 2 help me or nawt

**McBatman** · 06-07-2010, 01:30 AM

substituteHero [SH]
Created by: McBatman
Picture:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...tuteHero-1.jpg
Text colour: #BF4000
Quirk: No caps with random emphasis, imagine Adam West speaking and you'll get the idea.
Symbol: Bat symbol.
Personality: His superhero "costume" is his regular hoodie with eye holes cut out, and his horns functioning as makeshift bat ears. No one remembers what he looks like with his hood down. Stumbled across old cable channels during a troll session, and became enamored with the 1960s Batman show. However, was crushed to realize it was only a show and not a Sburb session. Abandoned previous trolling instructions and instead has taken on a imaginary superhero persona, much to the chagrin of his fellow trolls. Often starts a conversation trollish incase anyone is peeking over his shoulder, but then switches to his usual Adam West demeanor. More often than not winds up helping the person he should be trolling, whether intentional or not, the other trolls aren't sure, but either way, it is annoying.

**SausageMahoney** · 06-07-2010, 02:42 AM

Beta version:

generousAnnihilation
Text color #BF0000
Each line he types alternates between being lowercase or caps. Alternates capitalization of vowels. Never uses punctuation.
Very competitive, especially when it comes to gaming, which is why he's so excited for Sburb. Tends to be confrontational with both his trolling victims and his friends, but at least he keeps the insults friendly with his chums.
Shirt symbol's the Dirac constant (h-bar), uses the icepickkind strife specibus.

-- generousAnnihilation [GA] has begun pestering trollSlum [TS] --

GA: whAt Is Up, bItchEs
GA: GueSS WHo JuST GoT THeiR CoPY OF SBuRB IN THE MaiL
GA: fUckIng fInAlly
GA: iM NoT ReaLLY uSeD To Co oP GaMeS But We CaN MaKe THiS HaPPeN

**Gigoergong** · 06-07-2010, 03:51 PM

McBatman, I put the new link in this time, but the point of the list is so that you can go to your post and edit your information however you want.

Though I guess it's difficult to tell where the list is when it's spoilered. I'll start off posts with the list in them with a heading from now on.

**sparklingMesmerist** · 06-07-2010, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Phantom Gamer

SE:srsly
SE:wtf
SE:that maeks noo sens watsoevR
SE:so
SE:r u going 2 help me or nawt

sM: faceless friend from far away
sM: left lonely, such a shame,
sM: with death descending, darkest day,
sM: so goes this ghastly game.
sM: the one whom danger does disturb
sM: pertly pesters me:
sM: "save me from this sunk sburb!"
sM: i can't, with no cd.

**Propriety** · 06-07-2010, 08:34 PM

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began trolling cuddleGuts [CG] --

PB: Bonjour, mes amis!
PB: Set un beau jour, n'est-ce pais?
CG: what
PB: Greetings, my gutsy friend!
PB: What are you up to?
CG: not much
CG: sitting
PB: Ah, maximizing the useful potential of your splendid rump, I see!
CG: of course
CG: how about you
PB: My rump or my day? In fact, both are fantastic, if I do say so myself!
CG: good to hear
CG: butt and day both fine
PB: So, what do you think to be the purpose for our seeming rapture from our planet to these strange worlds?
PB: TN has been babbling to me something about gates and spheres and all sorts of celestial things!
CG: i dunno
CG: is he like
CG: making shit up
CG: or does he have
CG: someone actually telling him
CG: all this
PB: He seems to be talking to his capricious ghost-companion!
PB: As of yet mine has not conversed with me!
PB: Then again, I suppose I have not actually engaged it!
PB: Perhaps I should introduce myself!
PB: That was my impression! But I suppose it does not hurt to be civil!
CG: so they do actually say things eventually other than the weird kind of loud silent yelling they do or is it that they have to have something that talks in them or are they activated somehow by going into the game because i did and mine looks happy and has a tail now
CG: no words though
PB: I have little in the way of idea! I could ask TN, he seems to be having some success with his!
PB: One moment! Let me see if I can get his attention!
PB: It seems he imbued his sprite with little more than a dead insectoid and some sort of detective crime novella!
PB: Neither of which seem to have particular intelligence to me!
CG: did you put like
CG: something smart in yours
PB: I suppose, by some metrics, a small school of fish are significantly smarter than insects! Then again, mine had been packed in oil!
PB: I am not sure how that affects brain function, to be honest!
CG: fish oil
CG: improves brain function
PB: A keen insight!
CG: omega 3
PB: I had not considered this!
PB: Though they seem to be swimming quite vigorously when I attempt to converse with them... perhaps they do understand after all!
CG: so you have
CG: fish lamp
CG: try and make it talk if thats what its meant to do unless this game just doesnt care if its actually useful and just lets you do whatever so you end up with a stinky funny looking mute one because that would be confusing and dumb
PB: Wait! I... I can hear something!
PB: It is very faint!
PB: Let me attempt to abscond from the onslaught of imps!
PB: It is... so beautiful! It sounds like... like mermaids singing!
PB: Like the ocean, resonating through a seashell made of glass!
PB: ............they seem rather fond of cursing, these siren fish!
PB: Perhaps they were not from the good part of the ocean!
CG: school of hard knocks
CG: hehhhhhhh
PB: Also there is a distinct clicking noise in the background!
PB: And... yes, I think there was a bit of a dolphin in that can!
PB: Perhaps that has augmented their collective intelligence!
CG: do you know
CG: morse code
PB: Why, my good man, what true gentleman does not?
CG: dolphins whistle too
CG: but if theyre not
CG: then maybe theyre just
CG: trying to communicate
PB: Well this is a bit of a mess! I shall have to sort it all out with the fish and the dolphins and the singing lamp!
CG: in a way that you can both use
PB: TN has also informed me that he has been hearing disembodied voices in his head!
CG: maybe hes crazy
CG: like that other one
PB: I recommended he seek immediate counsel with a trained phrenologist to have his skull bumps examined!
PB: He informed me he thought that that was "dumb" and that his being on planet devoid entirely of others of our kind might make this difficult anyway!
CG: well if he wants i can check him out because apparently im everyones head guy now so what fuckin ever but that might take a while since hes so far away he can just suck it up and take his crazy like a man
PB: Yes, I'm sure AA can manage any difficulties he encounters! She is te\ribly competent!
CG: so have you like
CG: written down
CG: the click patterns yet
PB: It seems quite hard to decipher... I haven't quite gotten it yet!
PB: In the meantime, the whispers are clearer now!
PB: Though just as crass, I should say!
PB: They have informed me that we are in "the fucking Medium, dumbass"!
CG: dont censor
CG: is lost
CG: in censorship
PB: I will do my best! Though it is taxing on my sensibilities to transmit this sort of banality, if it is for the good of the group, I will soldier on!
CG: sounds like
CG: my kinda whisper
PB: They seem to be fond of talking all at once, these fish!
PB: "The fucking medium, you know? There's seven gates of shit, right? Yeah, yeah, seven fucking gates! Yeah, seven gates!"
CG: well sounds like to me
CG: there are seven gates
PB: Indeed, there seems to be some sort of rousing consensus on the number of gates being seven!
PB: One of them has just informed me that I've got some sort of rod inserted into my backside!
PB: I do not think that this is relevant!
CG: haha
CG: can fish high five
CG: through the internet
CG: you should probably
CG: get that outta there
CG: if its a problem
PB: Now they are talking about the Incipisphere! I remember this! TN mentioned his sprite mentioning this!
CG: ok
CG: sounds like a game element then
CG: where we start????
PB: Alright, alright! Skaia... inside the incipisphere... there's a war on?
PB: Light and dark are engaged in some kind of "fucking fist fight" on Skaia?
PB: Oh my!
PB: Oh... oh goodness!
CG: heheheh
PB: I have informed them that these sorts of graphic depictions are unnecessary!
CG: expliciphere
PB: Well, they will not tell me what my purpose is in this game, other than insisting that it is to "punch myself in the face" which I doubt very much can be true!
CG: maybe its a
CG: metaphor
PB: But it seems our planets are in the medium, and there's a place called the Incipisphere, inside of which is Skaia, on which light and dark are fighting!
CG: super exposition
PB: And, light is going to "get fucking cut" and "eat a shit sandwich"!
PB: I suppose this means light is going to lose?
PB: Yes, they insist there is nothing I or anyone else can do about it!
PB: Hm! This is quite interesting!
CG: so
CG: whats our job then
PB: I do not know! And they refuse to tell me!
PB: Though they seem to know more than they're letting on!
CG: so your sprite thing seems pretty cool but a dick for not saying any more and i wonder if this is just its problem or if other guys one is being obtuse too in which case its a game thing and ours will all be awful and well have to work shit out ourselves
CG: can you get some
CG: objectives from it
CG: i know we make items
CG: but what kind of
CG: thing are we doing here
CG: working up to
PB: Aha! I am a fool!
PB: Of course! It is so clear now!
PB: The message! It was indeed morse code!
PB: I think I've got most of it!

MERCILESS CLIFFHANGER!

**Sezza** · 06-07-2010, 09:25 PM

yo take out the sirens line that was in response to that guy saying mermaids lure sailors to their death. which they dont that was sirens.

**Propriety** · 06-08-2010, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by Sezza

yo take out the sirens line that was in response to that guy saying mermaids lure sailors to their death. which they dont that was sirens.

Haha, yeah, whoops! I tried to catch all of those, but that one slipped through.

**Sezza** · 06-08-2010, 07:06 AM

that's okay. sorry for pouncing on that without saying how cool the image is

which it is

**Rutares** · 06-08-2010, 07:38 AM

Now that I have the details figured out, I suppose it's time I posted here!

antagonisticIntellectual
Fontcolor: #8080FF
Typing Quirk: No contractions, capitalizes after a comma and uses ; instead of a period.
Personality: A HUGE bookworm. Often spaces out for several minutes at a time while at the computer because she almost always has a book on hand. She's not very gaming savvy. When it comes to trolling, she takes a more subtle, polite approach.
Shirt Symbol: n/a
Weapon: Bookkind.

Speech snippet:
AI: Not enough to settle down with a dictionary;
AI: A dictionary is a "book" by literal standards, But it is hardly the type of material I prefer;
AI: Returning to the previous topic, What sort of games were you going to play?
AI: Truth be told, I was thinking of perhaps joining you, To see what you find so intriguing;

**Phantom Gamer** · 06-08-2010, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by sparklingMesmerist

Originally Posted by Phantom Gamer

SE:srsly
SE:wtf
SE:that maeks noo sens watsoevR
SE:so
SE:r u going 2 help me or nawt

sM: faceless friend from far away
sM: left lonely, such a shame,
sM: with death descending, darkest day,
sM: so goes this ghastly game.
sM: the one whom danger does disturb
sM: pertly pesters me:
sM: "save me from this sunk sburb!"
sM: i can't, with no cd.

SEh fuck
SE:isnt tere anE1 lisning who has a server cd
SE:how about 1 off u new peeples

**Tam Lin** · 06-08-2010, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Rutares

Now that I have the details figured out, I suppose it's time I posted here!

antagonisticIntellectual
Fontcolor: #8080FF
Typing Quirk: No contractions, capitalizes after a comma and uses ; instead of a period.
Personality: A HUGE bookworm. Often spaces out for several minutes at a time while at the computer because she almost always has a book on hand. She's not very gaming savvy. When it comes to trolling, she takes a more subtle, polite approach.
Shirt Symbol: n/a
Weapon: Bookkind.

Speech snippet:
AI: Not enough to settle down with a dictionary;
AI: A dictionary is a "book" by literal standards, But it is hardly the type of material I prefer;
AI: Returning to the previous topic, What sort of games were you going to play?
AI: Truth be told, I was thinking of perhaps joining you, To see what you find so intriguing;

**SausageMahoney** · 06-08-2010, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by Rutares

Now that I have the details figured out, I suppose it's time I posted here!

antagonisticIntellectual
Fontcolor: #8080FF
Typing Quirk: No contractions, capitalizes after a comma and uses ; instead of a period.
Personality: A HUGE bookworm. Often spaces out for several minutes at a time while at the computer because she almost always has a book on hand. She's not very gaming savvy. When it comes to trolling, she takes a more subtle, polite approach.
Shirt Symbol: n/a
Weapon: Bookkind.

Speech snippet:
AI: Not enough to settle down with a dictionary;
AI: A dictionary is a "book" by literal standards, But it is hardly the type of material I prefer;
AI: Returning to the previous topic, What sort of games were you going to play?
AI: Truth be told, I was thinking of perhaps joining you, To see what you find so intriguing;

Very nice!

But on the downside (for me at least), your nice pic is inspiring me to go back and make a "mature" version of my troll. oh god this is going to take hours

**SausageMahoney** · 06-09-2010, 12:02 AM

Phew, finally done with my "revised" Fantroll! I just edited my original post with it. I'm pretty glad how it turned out, especially with my... limited artistic resources.

**Phantom Gamer** · 06-09-2010, 08:04 AM

Hey, I just updated SpectralEngineer's design:

[sub:2sgdicmh](Previous version for reference)[/sub:2sgdicmh]
Also, I updated his profile. He now has a secret love for beautiful ponies.

**Gigoergong** · 06-09-2010, 06:36 PM

Oh man, aI looks super gorgeous.

On another note, is this thread dying? It seems to be slowing down considerably. I suppose that may be because of finals, but I finished mine a couple weeks ago, so I'm not certain. Oh well. I guess I'll just get back to work.

Later.

**Propriety** · 06-09-2010, 07:01 PM

Dying? I don't think so. There's a pretty consistent stream of posts, I think... actually, in the last few days, we've gone through three pages, which is pretty impressive!

People come and go... hopefully more will come back, once summer is in full swing! I'd love to see more from your group, Gigoergong!

I've got a chat log to write up (with TN) and a spritelog to write up, but I need to do art for both of them, and I am feeling lazy today!

I was also feeling lazy at the office, so I doodled! Have a page of doodles! Just to warn you, some of them are pretty awful, I was doodling with a pen, so no erasing! Trying to get a feel for the characters... also, AA's hair is really tough! I have no idea what it looks like from the side.

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