TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Phantom Gamer]

You know, I didn't think about who would be on Prospit and who would be on Derse for our session. Now we have a predicament. We have an odd number of players...

...Well then I guess either one of the moons will have an extra spire, or perhaps one of us could have a separate moon that orbits both, so it would be part of Prospit some of the time, and part of Derse in others.

Is this a good idea Y/N?

And for that matter, what character would better fit the orbiting moon?

I was thinking:
MK and SB for Prospit
VA, UD and SE for Derse
Y/N?
Also, orbiting moon:
I guess...
I guess UD might fit?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

You know, I didn't think about who would be on Prospit and who would be on Derse for our session. Now we have a predicament. We have an odd number of players...

...Well then I guess either one of the moons will have an extra spire, or perhaps one of us could have a separate moon that orbits both, so it would be part of Prospit some of the time, and part of Derse in others.

Is this a good idea Y/N?

And for that matter, what character would better fit the orbiting moon?

I was thinking:
MK and SB for Prospit
VA, UD and SE for Derse
Y/N?
Also, orbiting moon:
I guess...
I guess UD might fit?

It would definitely make his username fit in a strange meta way.

I don't really think anyone else in the session would fit better.

[lighdramon]

Well, I've been watching this topic for some time now, and seeing as I'm finally registered I might as well throw in a contribution of my own.
Here:


Name: Sanari Litmar
Gender: Female
Age: Seven in Alternian years, Fifteen in Earth years
Appearance:



Personality: A gamer with style (or in this case lacking in it), Sanari is crazed, immature, hot tempered, and prone to cursing. She gets pissed off at most things, and isn't afraid to tell you if she thinks you've done something wrong. It makes her an effective troll against most of your average internet-goers. Unfortunately she gets wrapped up in things, and doesn't do research into topics before debating, making her efforts against intelligent individuals very circular and ending in frustration on her part. Deep down she wonders who her exact parents are (probably a question without a definite answer), and where the hell she inherited her attitude from.

Interests: Video games are definitely a high priority. Same goes for food, sleeping and music. Her favourite games mostly consist of those from earth - she has Steam downloaded onto her computer. Her favourite PC games include Half-Life 2, Portal, Team Fortress 2, and Left 4 Dead 2 - all first person shooters. She thinks games without explosions and killing are boring.
On Team Fortress 2 she typically plays on the BLU team. The Spy is her favourite class.
On Left 4 Dead 2 she typically plays as Nick, because he's an ass.

Custodian/Lusus Naturae: A giant winged snake
Shirt Symbol: A blue lightning bolt
Strife Specibus: crowbarKind
Medium: The Land of Sun and Storms
Kernelsprite: Currently unknown

chumHandle: lightningBravado
Text Colour: Sign Blue/003F87
Typing Quirk: Capitalizes curse words, prone to using caps lock in general. Often goes on nonsensical vulgar tirades.

Speech Sample
NOTE: The following text sample is fictional and not meant to be taken offensively. If you are offended by vulgarity, maybe it's best you don't read.

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling unknownVictim [UV] --

LB: You MOTHERFUCKER.
LB: I'm going to kick your ASS.
UV: um excuse me?
LB: You heard me.
LB: I saw what you did.
LB: Cheating on a server with VAC bots.
LB: Like a little BITCH.
UV: i have no clue what you're talking about
LB: Oh but I think that you do.
LB: Yesterday, at approximately 6:23 P.M. central.
LB: On the SHIT-TEAM server.
LB: You were there.
LB: I back-stabbed you fifty FUCKING times and you wouldn't die.
LB: You just kept running around sticky-spamming everyone.
LB: Like a god DAMNED ASSCLOWN.
UV: oh that server
UV: that was hilarious
UV: everyone was freaking out
UV: while i blew them to hell
UV: you should have seen your faces
LB: You can't see peoples' faces through a computer you little DICKWAD.
UV: haha yeah whatever
UV: just shut up and go away
LB: FUCK no.
UV: yes!!
UV: i'm busy and i don't need your stupid shit woman
LB: What, busy FUCKING your boyfriend?
UV: fuck off i'm not gay!!
UV: gays are fags
LB: No SHIT Sherlock.
LB: Anything else obvious you'd like to tell me?
UV: fuck you
UV: i am not taking this shit from a dumb woman
UV: get back to the kitchen
UV: DENIED

-- unknownVictim [UV] blocked lightningBravado [LB] --

-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling unknownVictim [UV] --

LB: Nice try.
LB: But that doesn't work on a troll.
UV: what you have got to be kidding me!!
LB: No.
LB: Now you're FUCKED.
LB: Next time you go on a server with VAC and cheat
LB: Your Steam account is toast you little DICKSTAIN.
UV: you bitch!
UV: you're not allowed to do that!
LB: Go cry to your FUCKING mother about it.
LB: Or does she not love you?
UV: ugh!
LB: Haha.
LB: I'll be watching, FUCKTARD.
LB: So keep both eyes open.

-- lightningBravado [LB] ceased trolling unknownVictim [UV] --

[aphoticConniver]

Does anyone midn if I take their sprite's clothes and use them on the template, along with horns, eyes, and mouths?

[Phantom Gamer]

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Most of us are apparently the odd minority in the Troll world, given that almost all trolls have some mental mess-up. Then again, we aren't the 'Destined' of the world so it's probable that we weren't ectobiologized.

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SB: All right. I paralyzed my Lusus temporarily using a program programmed in ~AeTHer. It's a strange programming language whose inner workings can be summarized as "Why does it work? It just does, okay?".

SB: I cannot understand it, but it appears to be a combination Word-and-Bitmap-based system that... Just works. It's so... Odd.

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SE's mind is plagued by demonic versions of Mario and Sonic, or "Marghiox" and "Zornizcs" as they're called on Alternia.

SEk go
SE:Ok, good
SE:Now can we please play the damn thing?

[Tam Lin]

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Most of us are apparently the odd minority in the Troll world, given that almost all trolls have some mental mess-up. Then again, we aren't the 'Destined' of the world so it's probable that we weren't ectobiologized.

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SB: All right. I paralyzed my Lusus temporarily using a program programmed in ~AeTHer. It's a strange programming language whose inner workings can be summarized as "Why does it work? It just does, okay?".

SB: I cannot understand it, but it appears to be a combination Word-and-Bitmap-based system that... Just works. It's so... Odd.

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SE's mind is plagued by demonic versions of Mario and Sonic, or "Marghiox" and "Zornizcs" as they're called on Alternia.

SEk go
SE:Ok, good
SE:Now can we please play the damn thing?

SB: All right. Which one should I run? The server or the client?

[Phantom Gamer]

SE:The client
SE:I'm running the server

[AlfalfaJoe]

[quote=McKnackus Theoneth]

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You know, I didn't think about who would be on Prospit and who would be on Derse for our session. Now we have a predicament. We have an odd number of players...

...Well then I guess either one of the moons will have an extra spire, or perhaps one of us could have a separate moon that orbits both, so it would be part of Prospit some of the time, and part of Derse in others.

Is this a good idea Y/N?

And for that matter, what character would better fit the orbiting moon?

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I was thinking:
MK and SB for Prospit
VA, UD and SE for Derse
Y/N?
Also, orbiting moon:
I guess...
I guess UD might fit?

It would definitely make his username fit in a strange meta way.

I don't really think anyone else in the session would fit better.[/quote:25jxuddp]
I like these ideas.
Get a whole tiny moon to mahself
Of course, I guess we would have to name it. And the clothes... I guess the colors would change when UD got close to a particular moon?
And that picture is

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Actually, it didn't say that you have to. It stated that "exceptions to this pattern are extremely rare".
Also, sweet room.

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Meh, I know. I just like to stick to the usual in cases like these. I was kinda wanting to change my sprite anyway, I just didn't know what to. Now I know!
And thanks. It feels a little empty to me, though...

I don't think the dead thing needs to be your troll's Lusus, all the dead Lususes Lusi Custodians seem to be specific to the Zodiac chain. Without Sollux's virus to curse everyone they wouldn't necessarily die. TN used a bug he squished and PB used a can of sardines, which are both technically dead things.
On a related note your art is rad as hell

Well, there doesn't necessarily have to be a dead thing in the prototyping. The sprite just sort of gravitates towards dead things. I think I might prototype my sprite with UD's lusus and an italian mobster. Just for fun.
And thanks. I seem to be getting that a lot. This has boosted my self esteem to new levels! Maybe I should go throw up all over the fanart threads.

[center:25jxuddp]Your SELF ESTEEM hops up a rung on the Echeladder, reaching suggestive-sounding new heights: Specifically, HASSOCK SPUNKBUSTER. It also makes off with 250 BOONBUCKS. Maybe if you were better at this, your CONFIDENCE wouldn't be so DIRT POOR.[/center:25jxuddp]

[Aborted Slunk]

I have some ideas in mind for how my trolls are going to react when they reach Prospit / Derse. Though for us at the moment that's thinking pretty far ahead.

Also the gravitating-toward-dead-things has given me a really freaky idea for TH's kernel. Shit's gonna be nasty.

[Tam Lin]

SE:The client
SE:I'm running the server

SB: All right. I opened it and now I'm about to connect to you.

[Flamerider64]

Okay, scratch that, maybe I will continue using MS Paint in certain circumstances.

NP: Pardon me Private.
NP: I'm just going to grab my BEATIN' Weapon!
NP: Maybe for SHANKING too.

[Tam Lin]

By the way. For those that didn't notice, Stimmi's specibus is Trinketkind, though I plan on making her get Bladekind later on.

With Trinketkind using her Blinker Trinket she can pull off basic AeTHer codes. She can, for example, make fire that feels like real fire, but isn't. (It doesn't harm. It's just an illusion.) Also, she can paralyze her Lusus. Though, I'm planning to make this program get corrupted so her Lusus can die.

[AlfalfaJoe]

By the way. For those that didn't notice, Stimmi's specibus is Trinketkind, though I plan on making her get Bladekind later on.

I thought it wasn't possible to change strife specibi?

[Tam Lin]

By the way. For those that didn't notice, Stimmi's specibus is Trinketkind, though I plan on making her get Bladekind later on.

I thought it wasn't possible to change strife specibi?

It's possible to pick up strife specibi that enemies drop. It's how John got Bunnykind and Umbrellakind.

[AlfalfaJoe]

By the way. For those that didn't notice, Stimmi's specibus is Trinketkind, though I plan on making her get Bladekind later on.

I thought it wasn't possible to change strife specibi?

It's possible to pick up strife specibi that enemies drop. It's how John got Bunnykind and Umbrellakind.

Oh
I did not know that.
But now I do.

[Flamerider64]

I thought it wasn't possible to change strife specibi?

It's possible to pick up strife specibi that enemies drop. It's how John got Bunnykind and Umbrellakind.

Oh
I did not know that.
But now I do.

I was always foggy about that myself.

[Ikuzo]

(Sorry, been distracted. Here it goes.)

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Your name is Algiz Futhark.

You are a slightly polite troll, but don't go out of your way to be polite. You have an obsession with RETRO EARTHIAN VIDEO GAMES, being the only one who appreciates them, or even knows about them. You like to keep your room clear of your many POSTERS seeing as you can just see the real games on the things you have, called EMULATORS.

You don't actually have the Earthian things called CONSOLES, but you do have an accessory for one, many copies of that accessory, the POWER GLOVE. You tried it, and you don't see why the Earthians hate it so much. You think it's cool.

You like to try and draw things, but you kind of suck at it. Your first mistake was only having pens around, never pencils.

You occasionally take a break from GAMING and get on TROLLSLUM. Your trolltag is viralAcronyx and you talKiNaAwaYthaTgetStOanDpuntuateSyouRpoinT.

You have set up a gaming session with a friend and someone who you don't know how they found you.

Yeah. That's it there. Don't feel like trolling, I think the other trolls would know when they're connected.

[Flamerider64]

Your name is Salfeizac Hallvery.

You are a war patron, despite your youthful age, yet you are always sure to make it out you're the big cheese, especially when trolling under the title natoPhoney (NP shorthand).

You have a tendancy to SHOUT and yet innocently specify at points that come on and off.

Having little else to do, you plug in to VIDEO GAMES, particularly those on the PLAYSTATION 3, taken over to your hive from Eartinians, but today, your eyes are on Sgrub, and Sgrub only.[/center:3rmc7xhu]

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Oops, didn't draw the horns in that one.
Keeping in mind I had to draw that Strife Specibus card from scratch on flash, which was hard.

[lighdramon]

Wow. So much activity and creativity on this thread. o3o
Quick question for those of you who've been doing this for awhile; now that I've posted my troll's info, what exactly should I do next?

[Flamerider64]

Wow. So much activity and creativity on this thread. o3o
Quick question for those of you who've been doing this for awhile; now that I've posted my troll's info, what exactly should I do next?

You can do one of two things.
Develop Troll's character.
Or Troll others to get into their "Sburb Chains"

[Sezza]

HEY TEAM! I'm working on a thing, and for this thing I need to know who's on what moon. I'm too lazy to dig back through the thread but I think Sezza said CG is on Derse (and I would be SHOCKED AND CONFUSED if he were on Prospit) but I don't recall anyone else saying who was where so far. AA could go either way, so I'll just use her to balance things out if we're leaning heavily one way or the other, so if you could let me know that'd be awesome

that would be correct, yes. god could you imagine if it werent, what the hell is he gonna do in prospit.

[Flamerider64]

So uh...
If you don't mind me babbling on a poor subject...
What do you guys think of Nato so far?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

So uh...
If you don't mind me babbling on a poor subject...
What do you guys think of Nato so far?

it's hard to tell at this point. It'll take some time to develop the character and put his traits into action in relation to what's going on around him. Put simply, we need to see him react to things, and what he does as both a host and a client to establish his personality fully.

I'd wager that the vast majoraty of establishing a character is in the actions of said character. Dialog only goes so far. It has to be backed up by actions to be fully established.

Its up to you how you go about adding some actions to his script. Most of those actions will likely be reactions to the behavior of his host server and what he does in the medium and Derse/Prospit in his dreams.

That reminds me, the orbiting planet UD will be using should be called Derspit...

...or something that implies neutrality or alternation. Neunis?

[Flamerider64]

So uh...
If you don't mind me babbling on a poor subject...
What do you guys think of Nato so far?

it's hard to tell at this point. It'll take some time to develop the character and put his traits into action in relation to what's going on around him. Put simply, we need to see him react to things, and what he does as both a host and a client to establish his personality fully.

I'd wager that the vast majoraty of establishing a character is in the actions of said character. Dialog only goes so far. It has to be backed up by actions to be fully established.

Its up to you how you go about adding some actions to his script. Most of those actions will likely be reactions to the behavior of his host server and what he does in the medium and Derse/Prospit in his dreams.

That reminds me, the orbiting planet UD will be using should be called Derspit...

...or something that implies neutrality or alternation. Neunis?

Eh? Not in that fashion, just how I've drawn in and panned him out as of this point.
What made you think you had to do paragraphs on him like that?

[Gigoergong]

TROLL LIST

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aberrantTragedian
accompaniedOverlord
acerbicAves
actinalConflagrator
amauroticCandor
ambiguousConsumer
androgynousCounterpart
antagonisticIntellectual
aquaticCorsair(DECEASED)
arbolTalado
archaicArctoid
arizonaSunrise
aspiringCartoonist
audiophilicAdenine, Picture
awesomeExcavator
barefootBuddhist
bipartisanBread
bloatedSponge
brutalImbecile
caffenatedController
candidSarcoma
cannedLightning
cattleTwintipper
chromaticCosmos
chronicAnnoyance
cocaGeneaologist
colossalTyrant
computingArtisan
cranialCephalopod
crazedTrollbitch
cuddleGuts
cursoryFormicidae
dairyConnoisseur
deviantScoundrel
devilsAdvocate
diehardAssassian
dillingerEscapes
disgruntledEnigma
distractedOnlooker
disturbedRomancer
equusAquariot
evergreenSurvivalist
exhilaratingCrecendo
ficticiousPhysician
flipwaysJesusknuckle
footlooseShaman
ganglyExplanation
garagisteAnthropoid
genericCharacter
generousAnnihilation
goryCommissar
grapeJelly
grinningCat
hatchlingDeformity
ionicOneirologist
jazzEnigma
kallousMagicite
lexicalVirtuoso
lightningBravado
loquaciousLoquat
loricatuzPeregrinuse
luckyRunt
lulzCreator
malignedZigzag
marineMutagen
metroAntagonist
miniatureBrat
misspelledBazzilisk
morbidlyObsolete
mutineerKrusader
narcissisticJauntier
natoPhoney
necroMatador
nonplussedMiscreant
particlePhysicist
perfectlyIrrational
personalJegus
pononiteGahidoso
proprietousBeau
psychedelicLurker
psychoDragon
omnipotentComplex
orderlyDisidentity
quadraticBuild
radioactiveMan
retroProphet
reverseHunter
scarredTeenager
schizophrenicCanadian
screamingTorches
seductiveMistress
shadowyVixen
shallowWeaver
simplisticImplement
sleepingTechnologist
sleepySolstice
snakeCharmer
snarkyStickler
sparklingMesmerist
spectralEngineer
sporadicSolenoid
substituteHero
subzeroBaroness
swiftTailor
syntheticFibrosis
systemError
tactileUrologist
tastySnack
technoDetritus
tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher
terrorPhysicist
theBlackMage
timberAutomaton
tiredRewind
toastedToast
transuranicAuger
treacherousAnaconda
triEye
trollJegus
turbulentNucleartide
twitchingQuerant
tyrannosaurusHexidecimator
undecidedDelinquent
unitaryGallivanter
utteranceComposer
verdantBlackout
viciousMoron
viralAcronyx
voodooShaman
woundedEnd
xenocideDebacle
yearningSolemns
zyzzyvianZymosis