TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[acerbicAves]

Okay, this will be horribly disorganized for a while but we've posted a lot more than I thought we had so I'll just do this in chunks and put things in the right order later.

TEAM STILL-NO-NAME'S POST LOG:

Bio reference posts:
[PB]
[CG]
[AA]
[NM]
[TN]

Canon and canon-ish stuff:
CG's planet
PB: pester FP
CG's neat wrist computer thingy
CG's consorts
CG's Imps
PB: recruit
TN: recruit
==->
==->
==->
==->

Other stuff:
BipartisanBread's AA sprite

Do you guys prefer ==-> or -==> for the continue commands? or something else entirely?

Note to self: start on page 13

[McKnackus Theoneth]

A wall of text has been sent to all session participants for critique. This will likely result in something awesome that will take it's sweet time to show.

You feel as though it's best not to mention how awesome it could be.

[Ikuzo]

BAM! UPDATE!

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viralAcronyx [VA] began trolling undecidedDelinquent [UD]
VA: thEmaNhasSconnecteD.
VA: iIdonTknoWwhYbuTiIgoTthEcrazYearthanoiDeditioN.
VA: iTjusThappeneD.
VA: eitheRwaY.
VA: iMconnecteD.

viralAcronyx [VA] ceased trolling undecidedDelinquent [UD]

Edit: What was here before, I realized after I stopped being tired, might make the whole mystery of what the server or client do less fun, since there wouldn't be any. So it's gone.

[Tam Lin]

Who's gonna be subzeroBaroness's server again?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Who's gonna be subzeroBaroness's server again?

This calls for a reposting of de list!

mutineerKrusader [MK] (McKnackus Theoneth) > viralAcronyx [VA] (Ikuzo) > undecidedDelinquent [UD] (AlfalfaJoe) > spectralEngineer [SE] (Phantom Gamer) > subzeroBaroness [SB] (Tam Lin)

[KumaZone]

uuh, hey there
Gotta' say I love this thread

so anyways, I made my own troll, he's all read, still gotta' come up with names for him and a typing quirk
But the point is, I have no one to play with, would anyone like to adopt him into their game?


PS, McKnackus's troll is such a cutie

[Phantom Gamer]

Yep, I'm going to be SB's server.

[Tam Lin]

So, do I connect to MK now, or does SE finish his shenanigans with me first?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

So, do I connect to MK now, or does SE finish his shenanigans with me first?

I'm not sure. I guess it could work either way,

Now this brings up a homestuck question, why didn't John think to connect with Jade ahead of time? Is the last connecter supposed to wait for the last minute to join it? I wonder.

[Phantom Gamer]

Connect to MK, I'm kind of woking on my entry to the medium.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Connect to MK, I'm kind of woking on my entry to the medium.

I don't even have a full house yet. I guess if I push it I might be able to make it quickly. Then again, given the pace things are going, I might have the time anyway.

Ehh, I guess I could take it on. I can delay my enter into the medium if I need to, what with me being the last to join the team and all.

[aphoticConniver]

Ok, here comes a REVISION! RETCONN POWERS ACTIVATE! PCHOOOOO!


Let's start with aquaticCorsair. He was born a blue-blood, given the name NOSCIRE SOQUA, and underwent his trials. Eventually he was chosen by his Lusus, a Phoenix, known for it's ability to be reborn. He moved into a high-class Hive and lived through most of his life. Then a seemingly nice troll told him about a game he had created, along the lines of FLARP. He called it SGRUB. His name was Sollux. From that day forth, Noscire's life went downhill, even before he had started playing. He was kicked out of his hive, due to the fact that he had very little powers, causing him to be accused of fraud. He swore venegence against the upper class. He became friends with marineMutagen, another blue-blood who had heard of his situation and felt sorry. They connected and started playing.

SHOO SHOO SHOO SPACE TIME FAST FORWARD

The location is outside of Gate 2. Noscire, dead on the ground. But from death, comes life, much like the legendary phoenix. From his corpse arose a new troll, one of grey blood and flat horns. His name is the same, but his Chumhandle changed to match his new status. He is now known as aphoticConniver. And from that day forth, he became emotionless, cruel, and sophisticated, much like the one who caused him so much trouble.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

That's a pretty cool troll there AC! I like the idea of a troll zombie.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

I've been thinking. MK's eyes are way too freaking big. So I sized them down and stylized them more. Also, now they're Holographic. Oh yeah.



Should I stick with the old one (left) or go with the new one (right).

[Tam Lin]

Right. :3

[Propriety]

Do you guys prefer ==-> or -==> for the continue commands? or something else entirely?

Hm. I like the symmetry of =-=>

And It is a super good idea to consolodate all our posts into a single narrative list like you're doing.

I'm a little worried though since NM hasn't posted... almost at all.

Also:

I've been thinking. MK's eyes are way too freaking big. So I sized them down and stylized them more. Also, now they're Holographic. Oh yeah.

I like both, honestly. I guess the one on the right leaves a little more room for expression.

Also holy shit I love your troll's room.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

I've been thinking. MK's eyes are way too freaking big. So I sized them down and stylized them more. Also, now they're Holographic. Oh yeah.

I like both, honestly. I guess the one on the right leaves a little more room for expression.

Also holy shit I love your troll's room.

Thanks!

[Phantom Gamer]

I like the one on the left.

[Lankie]

-- ganglyExpression [gE] began trolling zyzzyvianZymosis [ZZ] --

gE: alrught
gE: *alright
gE: am gonna put this client one in
gE: i guess
gE: you use the servwr
gE: *server
gE: i dont know



gE: oohh
gE: trippy



Your name is KAILEN ASCARLENT. You are currently waiting around for SOME GAME to install, as it turns out, your computer is in INSUFFERABLY SLOW.

Your existance has mostly centered around your singular hobby of HITTING BALLS INTO HOLES, which is not some clumsy innuendo but a description for GOLF. As such you have modified your room to such tastes, going so far as to install ASTROTURF and SAND PITS, which is considerably odd because you're pretty sure GREEN GRASS doesn't EXIST. GOLF CLUBS and GOLF BALLS litter your room, which can get kind of ANNOYING when your IN A RUSH but its all cool to you.

You are also a dab hand ROBOTICS, but you wouldn't call that INTEREST, more a NECESSITY and a massive ANNOYANCE. As such you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, mainly on PURPOSE though.

You have a CRIPPLING lack of SELF CONFIDENCE, you attempt to RECTIFY this with INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS and SELF HELP TAPES, but they arn't very good. You're pretty sure you have NO REAL FRIENDS and anyone who says so probably SECRETLY/BLATENLY HATES YOU. But once again, you're pretty cool with it.

Your Trolltag is ganglyExpression and your speech is kinda borken *broken apart with numerose *numerous spelling mistakes.

[TheNabster]

This looks kinda funky actually

Is there still room for one more?

[aphoticConniver]

ARRGH MY FACE! THE SHEER AWESOME OF YOUR ART STYLE HAS MELTED IT!

[McKnackus Theoneth]

ARRGH MY FACE! THE SHEER AWESOME OF YOUR ART STYLE HAS MELTED IT!

I agree with this sentiment. Nice job Lankie!

[Elementoid]

I'm not really sure what's going on in this thread but it looks fun May I inquire as to the possibility of joining in (and/or the proper means by which to do so?)

[Doctor Tess]

Okay I am pretty much the worst runner-of-a-thread ever. I might be a little more enthusiastic about this whole thing if I had any idea where my other session members were. Guess I'll get to contacting them myself. And then maybe I'll actually update the first post like I keep saying I will afsadfdsfsdf

Anyway, as far as my troll goes, I have a first name and kiiinda vague ideas on interests other than being a creepy back-alley doctor. If anyone has name suggestions for her I would be very grateful because I cannot come up with a last name at all (first name will probably be Ishaza, if that helps). I'm a little iffy on her lusus, too. Unless Copernicus was her lusus rather than her pet dog? I dunno.

@Σlementoid: It's pretty simple, all you gotta do is post your troll's basic info (i.e. what I've outlined in the first post). After that you can pretty much go nuts.

e: First post is finally updated!! Please let me know if I've left anything out/made any mistakes! I'll be compiling a fuller list like the one I had before as a backup.

[Tam Lin]

I really need someone to make my room for me. I really suck at backgrounds.



Left or right, for sB's redesign?