TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Doctor Tess]

Aww, Marelo Marilo is adorable!


-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] began trolling hexAssembler [HA] --

FP: hhey ccobran...
FP: nnot tthat ii ccare aabout yyou iin aany wway aat aall eever bbut ii nneed yyour hhelp...
FP: ssee tthe rrest oof mmy ggame ssession hhas dditched...
FP: ii ddon't eeven kknow hhow tthey ddid tthat...
FP: wwhatever ii ddon't eeven ccare...
FP: aanyway ppoint iis ii nneed aa nnew cclient aand DDR nneeds aa sserver...
FP: bbasically DDR's llike mmad iincompetent aand yyou kknow aalready tthat ii'm aan uunlikeable ccrazy bbitch...
FP: sso jjust ggo aahead aand ppick tthe llesser oof ttwo eevils ii ssuppose...
FP: bbut hhurry uup wwith iit ii'm ffucking ssick oof tthis gghost pplace...

[Ikuzo]

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Your favourite PC games happen to be from EARTH. They include the games HALF-LIFE, PORTAL, TEAM FORTRESS 2, and LEFT 4 DEAD 2. It's not hard to see your favourite game developing company is VALVe. You also enjoy the SIMS sometimes. Mostly when you are causing them PAIN.

Awww, man. EVERYBODY knows about these Earthanoid things?

...I thought I was the only one...

OH WELL AT LEAST I PLAY THE AWESOME RETRO 8-BIT HIGH INDUCING ONES.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

It's kinda funny. According to Hussie, Earth doesn't exist yet, and Alternia is destroyed several mellinia before it even does. But then again, screwing the canon is hardly anything to worry about, since it's a fan RP.

[lighdramon]

> Examine giant mutated four eyed toothy potato throne.

Awesome work there! The spy/sniper pick is quite amusing.

Also, don't worry I know it's a giant headhumper from HL2, I just called it what I did for lulz.

Thanks a lot! Sanari is just that immature to deface one of her own posters. Or two if you count the fact that she circled Nick's head on The Passing.

Oh, and...

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Examine giant mutated four eyed toothy potato throne.



This is no mutated potato! It's a gigantic Headcrab beanbag chair, complete with all of the nitty-gritty gory details. It's also one of your most prized possessions; it was made just for you by a very good friend. You love to sit in its warm and soft insides and browse the internet on your laptop. Sometimes you fall asleep inside which generally doesn't turn out too good because you get terrible nightmares when you don't sleep in sopor slime.

In the end, you have to say it's worth it. After all not many people can say they slept inside a Headcrab, whether they're human or troll.

Aww, Marelo Marilo is adorable!

Thank you very much. I spent quite a bit of time on his design. Now I just need to come up with a room for him...

Awww, man. EVERYBODY knows about these Earthanoid things?

...I thought I was the only one...

Sorry man. But the more the merrier, right?

[Elementoid]

So it appears that last night I accidentally combined every layer in Cobran's room before saving it. I'm gonna have to pick everything apart and remake some of the sprites, but I'll try and have something up by tonight.

[Ikuzo]

I GUESS.

But you do realize we know have an eternal feud to one-up each other right?

That I will probably forget to mention in any of my future posts?

EDIT: This is now an update post also.

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You decide you might as well get on with the session by placing some things down in the room.



Which you did. The totem lathe and pre-punched card.

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VA: heYmaNyouRrooMiSaAmesS.
VA: canTyoUpicKuPoncEiNawhilE.
VA: anywayS.
VA: thereSmorEstufFbuTiIcanTfiTiTiNyouRrooM.

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During all this, you wonder where your lusus could be.

You have some vague memories about oh ra that elephant.

Your poor lusus. That horrible elephant. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER!?

whyyyyyyyyy...

[acerbicAves]

Do you guys prefer ==-> or -==> for the continue commands? or something else entirely?

Hm. I like the symmetry of =-=>

And It is a super good idea to consolodate all our posts into a single narrative list like you're doing.

I'm a little worried though since NM hasn't posted... almost at all.

NM's still around! I talked to him over AIM like last week, I think he had to restart all his stuff when Hivebent started up but I'm sure he'll get in eventually. Plus I think he and Sezza are friends off board, so I'm sure Sezza would let us know if he'd decided to drop out for whatever reason.

you have modified your room to such tastes, going so far as to install ASTROTURF and SAND PITS, which is considerably odd because you're pretty sure GREEN GRASS doesn't EXIST.

Okay A) your troll is adorable and B) there's totally green grass on Alternia! Karkat & GA's lawrnrings are green, maybe some more but I'm too lazy to go check...

I really need someone to make my room for me. I really suck at backgrounds.

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Left or right, for sB's redesign?

You've probably already decided, but I like the left too. New sprite is super great all around

So many new trolls, hello new trolls! lighdramon your little dudes are extra adorawesome so you get an extra dancing slime ghost
Also welcome back Dr Tess! I missed your adorable puppysprite

Did [VA]'s lusus get stepped on??

[acerbicAves]

A storm knocked out my internet satellite yesterday so I finally finished this damn post!
Hurraaaaaaay~!

AA: Get back in the game!

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That's more like it




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Yeah okay this thing's been out of it's tube for all of ten seconds and you already want to squish it. Better find something to prototy-




FUCK FUCK FUCK You forgot about the meteors for a minute there!






...Did all of your paint supplies just fall into the seizure pixie? Yeah, yeah all [size=4]your paint supplies just fell into the seizure pixie...

[Doctor Tess]

That's an excellent 50th post! WRONG GAME JACKASS

And aww thanks! Copernicus is too adorable for his own good.

[Aerok12]

Aerok: Examine tree.

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It is a beautiful tree. Its name is LOGOLL. It is also a mystical tree, that blossoms with delicious fruit once every 150 solar cycles. And it is going to sprout today! You are very excited. You built your house around this tree, because your imaginary friends told you to. You always trust them.

You remember climbing and playing on Logoll when you were younger, before the EXTREME ROLEPLAYING ACCIDENT, wherein you lost your hand, and gained a few other things.

Yeah, you can still imagine it, reaching up, claws digging into the bark, leaves brushing against-Huh? Who's this?

((Who's it gonna be???))

@AA:I'd say that's a very good 50th post(+pagetopper)!

Also, Gigoergong, would you mind swapping the old AO link for the newer one?

[Elementoid]

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-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began trolling hexAssembler [HA] --

HA: W*ll
HA: As muCh as I'd lov* to h*lp you with what*v*r probl*m it is you'r* 6oin6 on about
HA: You'r* 6oin6 to hav* to b* a bit mor* sp*CifiC with th* d*tails
HA: suCh as
HA: What th* h*ll ar* you talkin6 about?
HA: I'v* 6ot mor* important thin6s to worry about than th* silly littl* 6am* you'r* purport*dly playin6
HA: Lik* th* m*t*or that's b**n r*port*d to b* h*adin6 dir*Ctly for my hous*
HA: or what*v*r it is my lusus is fr*akin6 out about
HA: sp*akin6 of whiCh its doin6 that sCr**Chin6 thin6 a6ain
HA: I'll 6*t baCk to you wh*n I f**l lik* humorin6 you


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Wow, I hadn't realized how awful his text is to read. Maybe I'll revise it. And I really will get back with this, I just want to draw things out a little bit. Still working on fixing his room, too.

[lighdramon]

Wow, I hadn't realized how awful his text is to read. Maybe I'll revise it.

I don't think you should; no one said that the typing quirks had to be entirely legible. I mean just look at Terezi's, or Sollux's. Plus I think the quirk suits your troll very well.

[Elementoid]

Well thanks

[KumaZone]

Spoilered for shitty

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A Troll on his way to adulthood stands in his poorly drawn room. he's not sure why, he's not really one for standing. His name is BAYZ PARESEE.
He was meant to play a game that was meant to save his civilization with 6 of his freinds, but due to things that happended on the way, he soon learned that that wasn't happening.

He has a few interests, Primarily a SEIRIES OF FOREIGN VIDEOGAME featureing YOUNG GIRLS with MAGYYKLE POWERS SHOOTING AT EACHOTHER WITH COLORFUL SHAPES ARRANGED INTO WONDERFUL PATTERNS. He also sleeps a lot. like, he's ususaly asleep longer than he is awake. it's crazy how much he sleeps.
He usualy prefferes to take the easyer way of doing things, and even has an easy to use FETCH MODUS wich his freinds find unusal.

His TROLLHANDLE is sleepingBeast and he spe@ks with @ b!t of @ y@wn and sudden bursts of exc!tement @nd refferes to h!mself @s "eye"

uuuuhg, so shitty. drawn in iScribble with a trackpad. if someone does take him into his game, I'll try my best to keep up with you all!! his hex color is 0000BF, the second to last blue on the top row.

[lighdramon]

So many new trolls, hello new trolls! lighdramon your little dudes are extra adorawesome so you get an extra dancing slime ghost

I missed this a bit earlier, but I'll thank you now! I'm glad you like them.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Alright guys, here are the full size, unaliasized, sprites for all four Sburb/Sgrub machines.

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In addition, I have created a Sgrub menu from scratch. I hate having to used aliasized Sburb menus for what is supposed to be an Alternian based Sgrub session, so lo and behold, the Sgrub Menu!

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The smaller versions will have some anti-aliasizing issues if you don't have a program that supports PNG transparency, but that's what the large versions are for. You can resize those however you want in Paint, though no guarantees it'll look pretty given the nature of the MSPaint downsizing mechanics.

For those of you with more advanced editing programs, I also have the complete PSD file for download for you to manipulate the menu and the machines however you please. Additional sprites that are seen on the PNG's are in different layers overlaying the base sprite, some of which are hidden for convenience. It's a rather big file though, at nearly 1.5 MB. If you've got Photoshop (I use CS4) or anything that can open PSD's well, then YOU HAVE THE POWER!

PSD file.

These are free for you to use or not use however you please. Enjoy.

[Aerok12]

I just want to clarify that when i said "((Who's it gonna be???))" in my previous post, I meant someone else troll me cause I need a server and/or client. I just realized that it could have been construed as a cliffhanger or something. It's not that.

@McKnackus: Awesome!

[Elementoid]

wow McKnackus, that custom sgrub menu turned out really great! What if for the cursor you made each of the different "blocks" so that people could make their own cursors to go with their own number of players?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

wow McKnackus, that custom sgrub menu turned out really great! What if for the cursor you made each of the different "blocks" so that people could make their own cursors to go with their own number of players?

I'm a step ahead of ya. The PSD version has every block in it's own layer for free manipulation.

I suppose I could have put the pieces in the PNG version as well, but I felt that, if all you wanted to do was use it for an RP, it would be sufficient. I guess I should have known better. Maybe I'll edit it with the pieces in order to better serve the MSPaint users of the group...

...eventually.

[Doctor Tess]

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-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] began trolling hexAssembler [HA] --

HA: W*ll
HA: As muCh as I'd lov* to h*lp you with what*v*r probl*m it is you'r* 6oin6 on about
HA: You'r* 6oin6 to hav* to b* a bit mor* sp*CifiC with th* d*tails
HA: suCh as
HA: What th* h*ll ar* you talkin6 about?
HA: I'v* 6ot mor* important thin6s to worry about than th* silly littl* 6am* you'r* purport*dly playin6
HA: Lik* th* m*t*or that's b**n r*port*d to b* h*adin6 dir*Ctly for my hous*
HA: or what*v*r it is my lusus is fr*akin6 out about
HA: sp*akin6 of whiCh its doin6 that sCr**Chin6 thin6 a6ain
HA: I'll 6*t baCk to you wh*n I f**l lik* humorin6 you


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-- hexAssembler [HA] ceased trolling fictitiousPhysician [FP] --

FP: yyou're ddoing tthis oon ppurpose aaren't yyou...
FP: ii mmean ccome oon eeveryone's hheard oof tthat nnew ggame tthat's ttotally aall tthe rrage aall oover tthe pplace eeverywhere...
FP: aalso tthose mmeteors aare rrelated tto tthe ggame sso hhurry uup aand cconnect tto oone oof uus uunless yyou wwant tto bbecome ddead...
FP: wwait...
FP: WWHERE AARE YYOU GGOING GGET TTHE HHELL BBACK HHERE...
FP: OOH II DDEFINITELY HHAVEN'T BBEEN TTALKING TTO MMYSELF TTHIS WWHOLE TTIME...
FP: GGODDAMN...
FP: uugh, wwhatever, ii ddon't ccare, hhave ffun ddying...
FP: ii'm ggoing tto bbug ssome oother lloser nnow...

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-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO] --

FP: HHEY...
FP: wwe nneed yyou tto pplay aa ggame wwith uus...
FP: iit's tthat ttotally ffun nnew ggame tthat eeveryone's ttalking aabout sso bbasically iif yyou ddon't pplay yyou'll bbe rridiculed bby eeveryone eever...
FP: aand aalso yyour hhouse wwill bbe ddestroyed bby aa mmeteor...
FP: eeither wway yyou'll bbe cconsidered ddead bby ppretty mmuch eeveryone sso iinstall tthe ddamn ggame aalready...


Also, sweet sprite sheet! I'ma add that to the first post.

[McBatman]

Because I'm a masochist.


Name: Giggar Watzes
Gender: Male
Age: 14(?)
Personality: Cunning, frustrated, angry, but still has social skills. A walking mass of complexes, Giggar is always thinking several things at once, most of which are useless. Has strange fascinations with electricity and programming, though never making the connection at materials engineering, preferring to have others do the grunt work and just telling systems what to do. Gets frustrated due to never being able to clearly explain his intricate plans, instead having to settle for dumbed down plans, which are still hard to understand.

Background: Likes to program, information hound, researches, investigates, concocts, enacts. A thinker in the best terms, canniving plotter in the worst. He's always thinking about something, always looking for something to think about, and when he's done, what he just thought about. However, his constant over thinking leads to plans faultering and overcomplicated executions.


Custodian/Lusus Naturae: Electric Eel type, which lives in a mote around the house.
Shirt Symbol: Omega symbol, with a bar underneath it.
Strife Specibus: Tazerkind - prefers to shock his opponents to death
Medium: Land of Spires and Lightning

chumHandle: sparksOhmega
Text Colour: Types normally. Has no time for this theatrics crap.
Typing Quirk: Quirk being that among trolls, has little time for quirks.
Kernelsprite: Unprototyped as of yet
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Name: Umberle Flexel
Gender: Female
Age: 13(?)
Personality: Obsessed with aesthetics and appearances, she is constantly obsessed with fashion and its derivatives. However, her constant tracking of trends and emerging fashions has made her a master of charts and flow diagrams. A natural born tactician, her mind is usually distracted of how to acquire the latest 'thing' in Troll Fashion ahead of the curve. The only problem is she's rarely ever put her mind to good use of thinking of things beyond fashion, limiting her overall ability. Beyond fashion, which is limited, she is rather quite personable, but rarely finds anything to talk about.

Background: Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. Designing, buying, shopping, modeling, she's a mini-Troll fashion industry wrapped up in a single entity. Became acquainted with Giggar through her friend Mordet, the two actually began to get along quite well once Umberle was able to pause long enough talking about current trends to actually hear out Giggar's ideas. Her organizational abilities makes the two a dangerous combination, but their own personality quirks as long as the group they're tethered too greatly reduces their overall strategic ability.

Custodian/Lusus Naturae: Silk Worm, keeps a nest in a tree in the front yard
Shirt Symbol: None
Strife Specibus: Sewing-Kit Kind: Rends and refashions the enemy, sometimes leaving valuable items afterward, but rarely.
Medium: Land of Trees and Light

chumHandle: fatalisticFashionista
Text Colour: like, you are so totally joking, chya?
Typing Quirk: A total valley girl.
Kernelsprite: Unprototyped as of yet
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Name: Mordet Fustar
Gender: Male
Age: 15(?)
Personality: Frustrated artist, in that he hears music constantly, but is unable to reproduce due to its intricate qualities. It is unknown if he actually hears music, or is just insane and believes he does. The few notes he scribbles out have produced interesting effects on people who hear it aside from him, making others wonder on the origins of these strange notes. Aside from the music, which he actually enjoys, he is a rather neurotic individual obsessed with cleanliness and perfection, which makes him even more neurotic when it comes to his squad mates.

Background: Trying to bring out the songs he hears in his head, as well as keeping things organized and in good condition. However, becomes extremely anxious when faced with unexpected situations, freaking out and curling up in the fetal position if it gets too overwhelming. He enjoys quiet moments where the music is the most serene, as well as fine literature and more 'refined' tastes. His neurotic personality and elegant tastes makes him ideal friends with Umberle, who rather enjoys his company, even going so far as to design a good number of outfits in his wardrobe. He became rather distraught when Umberle and Giggar became good friends, though it is uncertain whether it's because of increased feelings of isolation, or because of jealousy.

Custodian/Lusus Naturae: Centipede, lives under the hive
Shirt Symbol: None
Strife Specibus: Keetar-kind. 80s style Keetar, which plays horribly discordic music, the notes exploding on impact.
Medium: Land of Sound and Time

chumHandle: manicMaestro
Text Colour: i cann keep it togetherr, i cann keep it togetherr, NNO ITS NNOT WORRKING AUUGH
Typing Quirk: Drones on his nns and rrs, and gets EXCESSIVELY EXCITED UPON A BREAKDOWN IN CONFIDENCE.
Kernelsprite: Unprototyped as of yet
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Name: ????
Nickname: Scuzzy
Gender: Male
Age: ??
Personality: He doesn't really have one. Not of his own at least. Is able to copy a person's mannerisms, though often talks on a bank based on old television shows, carried over from an old relay based in the Outter Rim, which carried old 1950s and 1960s shows from earth with a few modern ones. When broken out of his one of his faux personalities, will become exceedingly violent and unstable, though the outcome is never guaranteed. Is quick on the uptake, but is useless in interpersonal reactions.

Background: Television shows, friiiieeeeeends, attention where he can get it. He was the first to come upon the strange terminal carrying the pirate signals from across dimensions, linking him and his friends up to an unlikely group of humans. Gets along with Giggar and Umberle, is almost psychotic when left alone with Mordet due to Mordet's freaking out at Scuzzy's uncleanly nature. Scuzzy was living in the sewers and underground tunnels below the other Troll's domiciles. Was first happened upon by Giggar, after he tracked the signals to the terminal. He was forced to befriend Scuzzy in order to actually access it, as the terminal had been the only friend the strange and lonely Troll had known. Follows orders well when under a 'personality', but when acting feral, will often latch onto the head of the nearest person and begins to gnaw, shouting about becoming the best 'brain hat' ever. Is surprisingly a good builder, having been forced to scavenge his entire life, and also picking up a few old episodes of 'this old house' on occasion.

Custodian/Lusus Naturae: Has none, if ever had one, nothing is know of its current whereabouts
Shirt Symbol: None
Strife Specibus: Wrench-Kind, weaponized scraps he found in the tunnels
Medium: Land of Sand and Chaos

chumHandle: sewerDweller
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like, so totally, chya?[/background:18m7kwu4]
Typing Quirk: Will refuse to say anything until the other person types first, and immediately mimics their typing style
Kernelsprite: Unprototyped as of yet

[Gigoergong]

TROLL LIST

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aberrantTragedian
accompaniedOverlord
acerbicAves
actinalConflagrator
amauroticCandor
ambiguousConsumer
androgynousCounterpart
antagonisticIntellectual
aquaticCorsair(DECEASED)
arbolTalado
archaicArctoid
arizonaSunrise
aspiringCartoonist
audiophilicAdenine, Picture
awesomeExcavator
barefootBuddhist
bipartisanBread
bloatedSponge
brutalImbecile
caffenatedController
candidSarcoma
cannedLightning
cattleTwintipper
chromaticCosmos
chronicAnnoyance
calmClasher
cocaGeneaologist
colossalTyrant
computingArtisan
cranialCephalopod
crazedTrollbitch
cuddleGuts
cursoryFormicidae
dairyConnoisseur
damnedChef
deviantScoundrel
devilsAdvocate
diehardAssassian
dillingerEscapes
disgruntledEnigma
distractedOnlooker
disturbedRomancer
equusAquariot
evergreenSurvivalist
exhilaratingCrecendo
fatalisticFashionista
ficticiousPhysician
flipwaysJesusknuckle
footlooseShaman
ganglyExplanation
garagisteAnthropoid
genericCharacter
generousAnnihilation
godlikeAsshole
goryCommissar
grapeJelly
grinningCat
hatchlingDeformity
hexAssembler
ionicOneirologist
jazzEnigma
kallousMagicite
lexicalVirtuoso
lightningBravado
loquaciousLoquat
loricatuzPeregrinuse
luckyRunt
lulzCreator
malignedZigzag
manicMaestro
marineMutagen
metroAntagonist
miniatureBrat
misspelledBazzilisk
morbidlyObsolete
mutineerKrusader
narcissisticJauntier
natoPhoney
necroMatador
nonplussedMiscreant
particlePhysicist
perfectlyIrrational
personalJegus
pononiteGahidoso
proprietousBeau
psychedelicLurker
psychoDragon
omnipotentComplex
orderlyDisidentity
quadraticBuild
radioactiveMan
retroProphet
reverseHunter
scarredTeenager
schizophrenicCanadian
screamingTorches
seductiveMistress
sewerDweller
shadowyVixen
shallowWeaver
simplisticImplement
sleepingTechnologist
sleepySolstice
snakeCharmer
snarkyStickler
sparklingMesmerist
sparksOhmega
spectralEngineer
springyTailor
sporadicSolenoid
substituteHero
subzeroBaroness
swiftTailor
syntheticFibrosis
systemError
tactileUrologist
tastySnack
technoDetritus
tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher
terrorPhysicist
theBlackMage
timberAutomaton
tiredRewind
toastedToast
transuranicAuger
treacherousAnaconda
triEye
trollJegus
turbulentNucleartide
twitchingQuerant
tyrannosaurusHexidecimator
undecidedDelinquent
unitaryGallivanter
utteranceComposer
verdantBlackout
viciousMoron
viralAcronyx
voodooShaman
woundedEnd
xenocideDebacle
yearningSolemns
zyzzyvianZymosis

Whoops, sorry about that Aerok! I must have missed it earlier.

And McKnack, thanks for that!

[Aerok12]

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO] --

FP: HHEY...
FP: wwe nneed yyou tto pplay aa ggame wwith uus...
FP: iit's tthat ttotally ffun nnew ggame tthat eeveryone's ttalking aabout sso bbasically iif yyou ddon't pplay yyou'll bbe rridiculed bby eeveryone eever...
FP: aand aalso yyour hhouse wwill bbe ddestroyed bby aa mmeteor...
FP: eeither wway yyou'll bbe cconsidered ddead bby ppretty mmuch eeveryone sso iinstall tthe ddamn ggame aalready...

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You sure are thankful that you got that voice recognition thing.

AO: Do you mean Sburb? I was actually about to ask someone to play that with me. What a coincidence! I would be honored to play with you(even though you seem a little rude). Do you need a server or a client? I have both. I just have to run downstairs to get them. I think I left them outside, where they were delivered.




You captchalogue the envelopes in your PASSWORD MODUS. It assigns a random number to the card. You have to remember the code to use it.

Okay, I have them. Which one do you need me to play? I will download them to my other computer. Also, what did you mean by meteor?

[Doctor Tess]

FP: ookay ddude iif yyou sseriously hhaven't nnoticed tthe mmeteors ffilling tthe ssky rright nnow yyou aare eeither vvery bblind oor ii gguess tthey jjust aaren't oover iin yyour aarea yyet...
FP: bbut tthe ppoint iis yyou hhave tto pplay tthis ggame tto eescape tthem...
FP: ii nneed aa cclient aand mmy sserver pplayer DDR nneeds aa sserver oof hhis oown...
FP: ssince ccobran iis bbeing aa ddouchegrub aas uusual yyou gget tto cchoose...
FP: llucky yyou...

[Aerok12]

AO:Hmm, no meteors. Well, since it seems that I am in no immediate danger, I suppose I will play as DR's server first. If nobody else joins, I can be your client as well. Wait, hang on. My friends told me that I need to be your client and not DR's server. They said that someone else will join(I do not know who.). I guess I am going to be your client.