TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Doctor Tess]

FP: ii hhave nno iidea wwhat tthe hhell yyou jjust ssaid bbut ookay ffine...
FP: bboot uup yyour cclient pprogram aand ii'll gget yyou hhooked uup...
FP: mman yyou bbetter hhave ssome ccool sshit iin yyour hhive tthat ii ccan mmess aaround wwith...
FP: ooh yyeah ddid ii mmention tthat ii'm ggonna bbe aable tto ssee eeverything yyou ddo?...
FP: bbetter hhide aanything yyou ddon't wwant sseen mman...
FP: hhahahahaha...

[Ikuzo]

...McKnackus.

You are insane.

-ly awesome.

Too bad I can't use that awesome menu.

EDIT: Wait. Where's the top of the Alchemiter?

[Propriety]

HOLY SHIT AA your update is so awesome.

BLUH

I am INSPIRED TO GET MY SHIT TOGETHER AND GET BACK INTO THIS.

I actually need to kind of fill in the gaps for PB.... since I did so much of his stuff out of order. And since we didn't have almost any info on trolls when we started.

[Aerok12]

AO:Wow. This is the most amazing loading screen I have ever seen. Even with my very slow, very old computer. Um, what do I do now? Nevermind, I have connected with you. Can you see me? By the way, what exactly are we supposed to do in this game? Also, I am fairly sure that I have no frigid feces in my room. That would be disgusting.

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Doc, I sent you a PM with my full room, so you can do whatever with it.

[mezzoEmrys]

#5F9EA0
Weapon: CardKind
Modus:Directed Acyclic Pictionary Hash Stack Modus


You are now ZETSEA NOBLAN.

You are often preoccupied with DOING YOUR STATUS AS A BLUE-BLOOD JUSTICE.

You spend most of your time OUTDOING OTHERS IN ARGUMENTS, but dislike ARGUING. You are rather MEDIOCRE in most things you do, and like PLAYING STRATEGY GAMES, and are rather fond of ROLEPLAYING. You have recently begun to refrain from EXTREME ROLEPLAYING after the death of your Lusus at the hands of the evil Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. That same roleplaying session resulted in you seeing everything in a blue tint, which required the special PROTECTIVE LENSES you know wear. You keep your Lusus in a CRYOGENICS TANK in case it is ever needed. You tend to keep things SHORT AND TO THE POINT, although you are known to DIGRESS.

The STRANGE COLOR of your horns is a rather sore subject with you.

Your TrollTag is musicalExpirator and you like to talk 1n a ra7her pronounced manner wor7hy of your 57a7u5.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

...McKnackus.

You are insane.

-ly awesome.

Too bad I can't use that awesome menu.

EDIT: Wait. Where's the top of the Alchemiter?

I couldn't find it anywhere. I suppose I could doctor it up and guess what it looks like. For now though, this is as complete as it can get.

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

ME: Hey.
ME: 1 ju57 go7 7ha7 new game.
ME: You are 7he clo5e57 7h1ng 7o a blue-blood 7ha7 1 happen 7o have 1n my con7ac7 l157, 5o 1 f1gured 7ha7 1 m1gh7 a5 well play w17h you.
ME: 1'm no7 qu17e 5ure how 7h15 game work5, 5o you'll probably have 7o expla1n 17 7o me.

[Aerok12]

...McKnackus.

You are insane.

-ly awesome.

Too bad I can't use that awesome menu.

EDIT: Wait. Where's the top of the Alchemiter?

I couldn't find it anywhere. I suppose I could doctor it up and guess what it looks like. For now though, this is as complete as it can get.

Will this work? I pulled it from the Act 2 walkaround.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

...McKnackus.

You are insane.

-ly awesome.

Too bad I can't use that awesome menu.

EDIT: Wait. Where's the top of the Alchemiter?

I couldn't find it anywhere. I suppose I could doctor it up and guess what it looks like. For now though, this is as complete as it can get.

Will this work? I pulled it from the Act 2 walkaround.

D'OH! I didn't think to use trickster mode to move higher. I'll add it when I can get a hold of my computer. Thanks man!

[Elementoid]

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UGH, what an unlikable person. Her MANNERISMS are low enough to border on CANINE, and possibly illicit enough to elicit the usage of the FEMALE NOUN for said species.

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At least that's over with. The aforementioned more pressing issues are indeed more pressing presently. You've already sent a few drones up to analyze the meteor, and so far it appears that it won't be able to be safely destroyed without any collateral damage. It won't hit for a few hours, though. That should give you enough time to-

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Hrm. It just felt like there was some sudden shift in your surroundings, as if everything in this room was suddenly melded into one 2-dimensional plane and then had to be picked apart, with some cosmetic changes along the way.

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Hahahahahaha no, that would be stupid. The thing that actually caught your attention was more caterwauling from your lusus. You're not even sure how it's capable of emitting these high-pitched noises, but it's more annoying than hypothetical keratin-based digit caps scraping against a smooth flat surface; one that perhaps could also be used for drawing on with minerals similar in composition to limestone. Mmmmmm, limestone.

Anyways, at least it doesn't do this very often. You should probably go check it out.

[Doctor Tess]

AO:Wow. This is the most amazing loading screen I have ever seen. Even with my very slow, very old computer. Um, what do I do now? Nevermind, I have connected with you. Can you see me? By the way, what exactly are we supposed to do in this game? Also, I am fairly sure that I have no frigid feces in my room. That would be disgusting.

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Doc, I sent you a PM with my full room, so you can do whatever with it.

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Thanks! I'll get something done with it when I get home this evening.

FP: yyou aare aa ddisgusting llittle mman...
FP: bbut yyeah ii ccan ssee yyou jjust ffine...
FP: ii'll gget tto ddeploying ssome sshit iin yyou hhouse nnow...
FP: aargh jjust aa ssecond...
FP: ssomeone's bbugging mme...

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling fictitiousPhysician [FP] --

ME: Hey.
ME: 1 ju57 go7 7ha7 new game.
ME: You are 7he clo5e57 7h1ng 7o a blue-blood 7ha7 1 happen 7o have 1n my con7ac7 l157, 5o 1 f1gured 7ha7 1 m1gh7 a5 well play w17h you.
ME: 1'm no7 qu17e 5ure how 7h15 game work5, 5o you'll probably have 7o expla1n 17 7o me.

FP: ooh mmy ggod wwho ccares...
FP: aabout bblood ccastes ii mmean...
FP: ccome oon llook aat mme ii'm ppurple bblood aand ii hhate eeveryone eequally...
FP: bbut aanyway aabout tthe ggame...
FP: yyou'll cconnect uup wwith bboth aa sserver pplayer aand aa cclient pplayer...
FP: tthe sserver pplayer ggets tto mmess aaround iin tthe cclient's hhouse bbut ttheir mmain ppurpose iis tto bbuild sstuff aand ddrop aall tthe iimportant mmachines...
FP: sso tthey ccan gget iinto tthe mmedium aand eescape tthe mmeteors...
FP: ii ccan ttalk yyou tthrough iit ffrom tthere...
FP: yyou ccould cconnect aas AAO's cclient bbut yyou'll pprobably hhave ssomething aagainst hhis vvaguely iinferior ggreenish bblood sso yyou'd bbetter bbe DDR's sserver iinstead...
FP: uunless ccobran ggets tthere ffirst...
FP: wwhich hhe wwon't, bbecause hhe's pprobably nnever ggoing tto gget bback tto mme eever...

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Menu updated. Cursor parts are now in the PNG version of the Sgrub menu, and the Alchemiter is now fully constructed. Also, credits added for the heck of it.

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Fixed PSD version

[mezzoEmrys]

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-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

ME: Hey.
ME: 1 ju57 go7 7ha7 new game.
ME: You are 7he clo5e57 7h1ng 7o a blue-blood 7ha7 1 happen 7o have 1n my con7ac7 l157, 5o 1 f1gured 7ha7 1 m1gh7 a5 well play w17h you.
ME: 1'm no7 qu17e 5ure how 7h15 game work5, 5o you'll probably have 7o expla1n 17 7o me.
FP: ooh mmy ggod wwho ccares...
FP: aabout bblood ccastes ii mmean...
FP: ccome oon llook aat mme ii'm ppurple bblood aand ii hhate eeveryone eequally...
FP: bbut aanyway aabout tthe ggame...
FP: yyou'll cconnect uup wwith bboth aa sserver pplayer aand aa cclient pplayer...
FP: tthe sserver pplayer ggets tto mmess aaround iin tthe cclient's hhouse bbut ttheir mmain ppurpose iis tto bbuild sstuff aand ddrop aall tthe iimportant mmachines...
FP: sso tthey ccan gget iinto tthe mmedium aand eescape tthe mmeteors...
FP: ii ccan ttalk yyou tthrough iit ffrom tthere...
FP: yyou ccould cconnect aas AAO's cclient bbut yyou'll pprobably hhave ssomething aagainst hhis vvaguely iinferior ggreenish bblood sso yyou'd bbetter bbe DDR's sserver iinstead...
FP: uunless ccobran ggets tthere ffirst...
FP: wwhich hhe wwon't, bbecause hhe's pprobably nnever ggoing tto gget bback tto mme eever...

ME: You mean 7ha7 AO?
ME: 7he one w17h all 7he men7al problem5?
ME: He ge75 7o me55 around w17h my hou5e?
ME: No way.
ME: 1'd much ra7her be h15 5erver and le7 5omeone el5e be my 5erver.
ME: Hold on, Me7eor5?
ME: Wha7 Me7eor5?

[Doctor Tess]

FP: gguess tthe mmeteors hhaven't ggotten tthere yyet eeither...
FP: wwell tthey wwill...
FP: aand yyou'll nneed tthe ggame tto ssave yyourself aand yyour hhive...
FP: bbut aanyway...
FP: yyes...
FP: yyes tthat's tthe AAO ii'm ttalking aabout...
FP: tthe ccrazy oone...
FP: bbut nno yyou ccan't bbe hhis sserver...
FP: ii'm aalready hhis sserver...
FP: yyou gget tto bbe DDR's sserver iinstead...
FP: hhe's aa bblue bblood sso nno pproblem rright...
FP: uuuurgh...
FP: aanyway aassuming ccobran ddecides tto jjoin uus yyou wwon't hhave tto cconnect uup wwith AAO aat aall...
FP: iif nnot wwe ccan pprobably ffind ssomeone eelse tto pplay sso sstop yyour sstupid iinfantile wwhining...

[mezzoEmrys]

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-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

ME: Hey.
ME: 1 ju57 go7 7ha7 new game.
ME: You are 7he clo5e57 7h1ng 7o a blue-blood 7ha7 1 happen 7o have 1n my con7ac7 l157, 5o 1 f1gured 7ha7 1 m1gh7 a5 well play w17h you.
ME: 1'm no7 qu17e 5ure how 7h15 game work5, 5o you'll probably have 7o expla1n 17 7o me.
FP: ooh mmy ggod wwho ccares...
FP: aabout bblood ccastes ii mmean...
FP: ccome oon llook aat mme ii'm ppurple bblood aand ii hhate eeveryone eequally...
FP: bbut aanyway aabout tthe ggame...
FP: yyou'll cconnect uup wwith bboth aa sserver pplayer aand aa cclient pplayer...
FP: tthe sserver pplayer ggets tto mmess aaround iin tthe cclient's hhouse bbut ttheir mmain ppurpose iis tto bbuild sstuff aand ddrop aall tthe iimportant mmachines...
FP: sso tthey ccan gget iinto tthe mmedium aand eescape tthe mmeteors...
FP: ii ccan ttalk yyou tthrough iit ffrom tthere...
FP: yyou ccould cconnect aas AAO's cclient bbut yyou'll pprobably hhave ssomething aagainst hhis vvaguely iinferior ggreenish bblood sso yyou'd bbetter bbe DDR's sserver iinstead...
FP: uunless ccobran ggets tthere ffirst...
FP: wwhich hhe wwon't, bbecause hhe's pprobably nnever ggoing tto gget bback tto mme eever...
ME: You mean 7ha7 AO?
ME: 7he one w17h all 7he men7al problem5?
ME: He ge75 7o me55 around w17h my hou5e?
ME: No way.
ME: 1'd much ra7her be h15 5erver and le7 5omeone el5e be my 5erver.
ME: Hold on, Me7eor5?
ME: Wha7 Me7eor5?
FP: gguess tthe mmeteors hhaven't ggotten tthere yyet eeither...
FP: wwell tthey wwill...
FP: aand yyou'll nneed tthe ggame tto ssave yyourself aand yyour hhive...
FP: bbut aanyway...
FP: yyes...
FP: yyes tthat's tthe AAO ii'm ttalking aabout...
FP: tthe ccrazy oone...
FP: bbut nno yyou ccan't bbe hhis sserver...
FP: ii'm aalready hhis sserver...
FP: yyou gget tto bbe DDR's sserver iinstead...
FP: hhe's aa bblue bblood sso nno pproblem rright...
FP: uuuurgh...
FP: aanyway aassuming ccobran ddecides tto jjoin uus yyou wwon't hhave tto cconnect uup wwith AAO aat aall...
FP: iif nnot wwe ccan pprobably ffind ssomeone eelse tto pplay sso sstop yyour sstupid iinfantile wwhining...

ME: F1ne.
ME: 1'll play w17h h1m.
ME: 1'm probably go1ng 7o regre7 7h15, bu7 1'll do 17.
ME: Bluh.

[Doctor Tess]

FP: ooh ddon't wworry mman yyou'll ttotally hhave ffun wwaking DDR uup eevery ffive ffucking sseconds...
FP: llike, bby hhitting hhim wwith ssomething hheavy...
FP: wwhat ii wwouldn't ggive tto bbe aable tto ddo tthat...

[mezzoEmrys]

ME: Well, you could do 17 once he connec75 7o me.
ME: You could con7rol AO'5 compu7er 7o con7rol my compu7er 7o con7rol h1m.
ME: Or 5ome7h1ng along 7ho5e l1ne5.

[Doctor Tess]

FP: tthat ssounds rreally ddumb aand cconvoluted...
FP: bbut ookay...
FP: aat aany rrate yyou sshould pprobably ttry tto ccontact hhim nnow...
FP: ggive hhim aa ppoke aand ssee iif hhe mmoves...
FP: hhe uusually ddoesn't bbut iit's wworth aa sshot...

[mezzoEmrys]

ME: Okay.
ME: 1 5uppo5e 1 w1ll.
ME: La7er.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--


-- musicalExpirator[ME] resumed trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--

ME: Wha7'5 h15 7roll7ag?
ME: 1 don'7 have h1m reg157ered.
ME: Neverm1nd, 1 do have 17.
ME: 1 forgo7 wha7 h15 name wa5 for a momen7 7here.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--


-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling hexAssembler [HA]--

ME: Hey, Cobran.
ME: 1 ju57 heard from FP 7ha7 apparen7ly 7here'5 5ome game 1'm 5uppo5ed 7o play 7o preven7 a me7eor from blow1ng me up.
ME: And 1'll be 7he one who need5 7o 5ave you from 7he me7eor.
ME: 1'm 571ll learn1ng abou7 7h15, bu7 you need 7o pu7 1n 7he "Cl1en7" d15k.
ME: 1'll connec7 w17h you 7hen.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling hexAssembler [HA]--


-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO]--

ME: Okay, 1'm 5uppo5ed 7o be your "Cl1en7."
ME: 5o do your 5erver 7h1ng and 1'll do my cl1en7 7h1ng and 17 w1ll all be good.
ME: Bu7 don'7 5crew up my place 7oo bad.
ME: 1 work hard on keep1ng 17 clean and orderly.

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Much better 1337 post. In the thread, I mean. Not mine.

[LuckyDerek]

[dR] disturbedRomancer began trolling "Whoever"

dR: ZuH? IS it time to save me from the MeteorS?
dR: WelL. OkaY. LeT me just find my LusuS. I wonder where he wandered off to this TimE?
dR: AlwayS wandering off to find and eat grass or SomethinG...

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-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO]--

ME: Okay, 1'm 5uppo5ed 7o be your "Cl1en7."
ME: 5o do your 5erver 7h1ng and 1'll do my cl1en7 7h1ng and 17 w1ll all be good.
ME: Bu7 don'7 5crew up my place 7oo bad.
ME: 1 work hard on keep1ng 17 clean and orderly.

AO:Aha, so my friends were right! Good thing I trusted them! Hooray for friendship! (in case you do not understand, my friends told me that someone else would need me to host for them) Speaking of which, do you want to be my friend? My name is Aerok. What is yours? I would love to host for you, by the way. I promise that I will not mess with your room too much(I am a bit of a neat freak sometimes too). Would you like to know more about me?

You then proceed to say a bunch of stuff about yourself that everyone already knows.

Anyway, I have downloaded the server disk and connected with you while I was saying all that. I like your room! The colors are pretty.

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I have no clue what Zetsea's room looks like. I'm hoping it has colors. If not,

[Doctor Tess]

-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] began trolling disturbedRomancer [DR] --

FP: wwell iit's aabout ttime yyou wwoke uup...
FP: ii mmean rreally hhow llong hhave yyou bbeen iidling...
FP: ffive mmonths?...
FP: ssure ffeels llike ffive mmonths...
FP: aanyway ii've ggot ssome gguys sset uup tto jjoin oour ssession...
FP: HHA, AAO aand MME...
FP: ii fforget wwho's cconnecting tto wwho sso jjust ggo bbug tthem aall aand ffind oout wwhat tthe ddeal iis sso ii ccan rrelax ffor ffive sseconds...
FP: ii'm sserious, gget ooff yyour aass aand sstart bbeing uuseful oor ii'll ffucking kkill yyou...
FP: yyou'll bbe sso ddead wwhen ii'm ddone wwith yyou tthat eeven yyour gghost's gghost iis ggonna bbe ddoing sshit aall...
FP: ii mmean nnot tthat yyour gghost's gghost wwould eever ddo sshit aall aanyway...
FP: cconsidering hhow ffucking llazy yyou aare...
FP: ii tthink tthis vverbal bbeatdown ggot aa llittle llost aalong tthe wway...
FP: wwhatever jjust hhurry uup aand ddo iit...

-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] ceased trolling disturbedRomancer [DR] --

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From what I understand it's DR -> FP -> AO -> ME -> HA now? Whatever I guess that'll do.

[Harilo]

Man I hate work, I started this a while back but never really had time to work or finish on it, managed to get all but the background so thought I'd just put this up here. Also loved your update AA.
I'm thinking about remaking TN's house to be more troll-like since we found out what their stuff looks like.

[visualJusticar]

chumHandle: visualJusticar
Text Color: #008040
Typing Quirk: Types in haiku form only, one line at a time. Sometimes lapses out of frustration.

Personality: Self-obsessed and heavily judgmental. Will never lie, but will always divert attention away from the subject if something else seems more interesting to him. He is quite compassionate toward the strife of all CREATURES OF THE FOREST for the hierarchical purity of the food chain. Paints his foremost horns to match his favorite color, because they're closest to his eyes and in his peripheral vision.

Symbol:

Weapon: Spectacleskind

Modus: Jigsaw

Lusus: Owlbear

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Sprite: [1] Owlbear Sprite,

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[2] Owlbear Alarm Clock Sprite

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Example Trolling:

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--visualJusticar [VJ] began trolling utteranceComposter [UC]--

VJ: Dude, I don't even
VJ: Want to know how you did this
VJ: Ludicrous bullshit.
UC: Oh really
UC: I thought you'd be able to see it perfectly
UC: what with your eyes
VJ: I'm sorry, but I
VJ: Couldn't hear you over the
VJ: Huge dicks in your mouth.
UC: look, man
UC: I don't understand why you say that so much
UC: I am too busy with all these SNAX and DRINX to have things like that in there
VJ: Let me tell you this
VJ: Eating "snax" and "drinx" like you
VJ: Would ruin my eyes.
UC: It would probably also
UC: make you much more bearable
VJ: Yeah probably.
--visualJusticar [VJ] ceased trolling utteranceComposter [UC]--

[SquirrelPants]

holy snip, batman!

This guy told me to reply and say I was frand
and I guess I am, because yeah I totally am

Also we decided in private that our trolls should argue a lot.