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[Kisuki]

acromaniacZiggurat [AZ]
Created by: Kisuki
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Also, crappy sprite:
Text colour: #827c66
Quirk: Capitalises and doubles the letter T, uses lots of commas in wrong places. Only uses “:|” as emoticon. Types hesitantly. When excited, really goes overboard with exclamations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Symbol: Tower.
Personality: Acts all WISE AND MYSTERIOUS but is actually a very curious and friendly troll who just likes being involved... but will never admit it. Likes PRETENDING to be all WEAK AND EMOTIONAL sometimes. To what extent any of his role-playing is just an act nobody knows, but AZ do likes to be underestimated. Seems to have some suicidal tendencies, but all his HIGHLY INVENTIVE SUICIDE PLANS always fail. Likes drawing DIAGRAMS and BLUEPRINTS and is a very good architect even for troll standards, but what he really enjoys is DEMOLISHING... to a BORDERING ON FETISHISTIC extent.
When trolling he tries to make use of his victims fears. Can be very low sometimes, but is usually quite nice.

Weapon: Chainkind

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--acromaniacZiggurat [AZ] began trolling someGuy [SG] at 23:29 --

AZ: Excuse me, I believe I should, probably, warn you. You are going TTo be TTrolled, by me, like, so bad.
AZ: BuTT I'm noTT very god aTT TThis, so, maybe, we could, you know, jusTT TTalk.
SG: Ha ha. What, Are you serious?
AZ: Yeah, buTT, TTalk mighTT be a liTTTTle difficulTT TTo me, righTT now. I have been TTrough a loTT, laTTely, you know. : |
SG: W-Well... I guess everybody have bad days?
AZ: Yeah. So... have you losTT a precious someone TTo?
SG: No. I mean, not lately, but my grandmother did die like five years ago.
AZ: I see, so, how did she die?
SG: It's was a car accident. I think this is all getting to much off topic.
AZ:You were TThere? I beTT iTT was bloody, TThis accidenTTs, TThey TTend TTo leave behind a big TTrail of your human blood and organs. Like, hey, whaTT is TThaTT, on TThe sTTreeTT? ThaT was my granny, dude, and TThaTT TThingie TThere is her fucking liver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZ: You know, someTTimes TThe vicTTim screams, so much TThaTT TThe TTroaTT fucking brusTTs, and TThen she can'TT even cry for help while she dies slowly and painfully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZ: You can'TT help her,SG, and you know why? Because you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : |
SG: Ok, I think I'm gonna puke...
AZ: ...I did warn you.

-- someGuy [SG] blocked acromaniacZiggurat [AZ] at 23:34—

[Tam Lin]

Guys on my team: Who's subzeroBaroness supposed to connect to again?



EDIT: Re-made SB since I moved to a new laptop that didn't have old MS Paint in it. This is better, I think. Using GIMP.

[Phantom Gamer]

McKnackus, with SE hosting you.

[visualJusticar]

CC: You don...
CC: Don't know?
CC: It's a new game that that seems to be the newest cra..
CC: Craze lately.
CC: And I found your tro..
CC: Trolltag by random, like a vo..
CC: Voice in my head.
VJ: I like games I guess
VJ: Are you reliable, man?
VJ: No use if you suck.

CC: Of course I'm reli..
CC: Reliable man, I'm like the gog of reliableness...ness.
CC: So yo..
CC: You want to play or not?

VJ: I guess I could, yeah
VJ: Not doing a great deal here,
VJ: What do I do first?

((Seeing the art and such, I'm kind of unsure if I can participate to the greatest degree. Writing I can do quite well with, but seeing the way people draw and such... I just dunno.))

[Friendly_Troll]

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*watches the proceedings* So, kinda newbish question... but is there a set way to join a team, or...?

[mezzoEmrys]

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Nah, you just start chatting with someone.

[lighdramon]

((Seeing the art and such, I'm kind of unsure if I can participate to the greatest degree. Writing I can do quite well with, but seeing the way people draw and such... I just dunno.))

Hey man don't worry about it. Not everyone in this thread is a super amazing artist. I'm certainly not. Just try your hardest and have a good time.

[Phantom Gamer]

Guys on my team: Who's subzeroBaroness supposed to connect to again?



EDIT: Re-made SB since I moved to a new laptop that didn't have old MS Paint in it. This is better, I think. Using GIMP.

Nah, use the other one. From the left.

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--

ME: Okay, 1 7h1nk 7ha7 all 7h15 5opor 5l1me 15 me551ng w17h my m1nd.
ME: 7here'5 7h15 w1erd l177le 7h1ng 7ha7'5 fla5h1ng and follow1ng me.
ME: Unle55 17'5 par7 of 7he game or 5ome7h1ng.
ME: And wha7'5 w17h 7h15 71mer on 7he crux7ruder?
ME: And whenever 1 5pun 7he wheel 7here wa5 7h15 w1erd rock 7ha7 came ou7.
ME: And al5o 7h15 w1erd card 7ha7'5 lay1ng on 7he ground.
ME: Ju57 g1ve me a walk7hough of wha7 1 need 7o do.

[GigaCain]

CC: You don...
CC: Don't know?
CC: It's a new game that that seems to be the newest cra..
CC: Craze lately.
CC: And I found your tro..
CC: Trolltag by random, like a vo..
CC: Voice in my head.
VJ: I like games I guess
VJ: Are you reliable, man?
VJ: No use if you suck.

CC: Of course I'm reli..
CC: Reliable man, I'm like the gog of reliableness...ness.
CC: So yo..
CC: You want to play or not?

VJ: I guess I could, yeah
VJ: Not doing a great deal here,
VJ: What do I do first?

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Hmm looks like someone is trying to contact you, it's best to head up stairs before you try to get your Igrub out.

You throw a die and hope it rolls a 1.




Wow a 2, I guess that's what you get when you leave things to chance also Sgrub has been thrown out of your inventory. You throw the die again.


Sweet just what you wanted


VJ: I guess I could, yeah
VJ: Not doing a great deal here,
VJ: What do I do first?
CCo you have the game?
CC:if no..
CC:Not check your mail, I heard that some fr...
CC:Free copies of the game were sent out to random trolls.
CC:You might be lucky.


You pick up Sgrub and head back to your room, still oblivious to the slightly closer doom from above.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Guys on my team: Who's subzeroBaroness supposed to connect to again?



EDIT: Re-made SB since I moved to a new laptop that didn't have old MS Paint in it. This is better, I think. Using GIMP.

Nah, use the other one. From the left.

I couldn't agree more. It is far superior.



Left one.

Make it hapen!

[crash826]

http://s832.photobucket.com/albums/z...naMorphile.png


Name: Somna Morphile
Handle: dynamicApathete
Symbol: A lotus.
Color: This color
Persona: Overly trusting and fond of sweets. Not very decisive. Odd, but intelligent enough.
Quirk: Writes words with one colon after every letter, increasing amount of letters by three each time. Occasionally makes up words. Says "so yeah" a lot.
Interests: Your name is Somna Morphile. You have a variety of interests, including LOTUS GARDENING and OBSERVING THE STUPID. You SLEEP A LOT, and FOR A VERY LONG TIME. You are NOT UP TO DATE with today's trends because you reside in YOUR LUSUS'S STOMACH. Most of the things you know you looked up on TROOGLE, and as such you are kind of weird.

Example of trolling:

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*dynamicApathete has begun trolling mspaintFandom*

dA: i t:hin:k t:hat: i a:m s:upp:osed t:o b:e i:rri:tating: y:ou.
mF: well whoop-de-do. that really takes the cake.
dA: c:an I h:ave: s:ome:?
mF: some what?
dA: c:ake.
mF: you aren't very good at this.
dA: I d:id n:ot t:hin:kize of t:hat:.
mF: ...
mF: dave has some cake. he'll give it to you if you sing into your computer microphone while talking to him.
dA: r:eal:ivally:?
mF: yes.
dA: t:han:ks!

*dynamicApathete has ceased trolling mspaintFandom*

mF: JUST AS PLANNED

Looks: Shiny shoes and an air of tiredness. Three horns that curve down and give her the look of a chandelier, on both sides of the head and one in front of the face. Her dream self, however, is the most able and powerful of all of them, and can faintly see the real world.

EDIT: Land: Of Height and Dreaming
A collection of enormous skyscrapers flying above an endless pit, cemented together by some unknown force, all of which are pink. Clouds fly through the air along the various building-islands. The windows of the buildings emit technicolor gas clouds which put anyone who inhales them into a dream-filled sleep. The inhabitants are ragdoll-like Mannequins who are generally technicolor and rather lazy. Recently, the denizen has begun island-hopping, crushing the buildings and inhaling their sleep smoke to soothe its insomnia.

Weapon: vuvuzelaKind

Sprite: deck of cards, the Alchemititer.
CHEMISTSPRITE

EDIT 1: Persona and name changed.
EDIT 2: Interests added.
EDIT 3: Picture added.

[KumaZone]

Ok, Actualy starting his adventure, I planed some stuff out with Mezzo who is my new BFF :V

Again, spilered for shitty shitty bigness

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Your BOSS contacts you, it's time to start

DevilsOrchestra began trolling SleepingBeast
DO: My child, our comrads have allready began playing.
DO: You must now install the "client program" and connect to your brother.
SB: Eye got !t, Boss m@n
DO: Good, soon everything shall fall into place.
DO: May the holy light guid you, My child.
DevilsOrchestra has ceased trolling SleepingBeast

That boss of your's is such a weirdo, But, hey, he's the boss you guess

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You begin loading up the client program.
Boy, you sure hope that it doesn't get intercepted and you get dragged into someone else's game somehow
spoiler alert:that's tottaly what happens

Bluh bluh


Also, an incredibly shitty sprite incase anyone needs it

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[McKnackus Theoneth]

Hey Tam Lin, do you have Photoshop?

Well probably not, but I know you have GIMP, and if I recall correctly, that can open PSD files.

If you want I can send you the complete PSD file of my room (I don't really have anything else at the moment, aside from an outside shot of the entire house I'll be posting at some point.) Now, if you're not used to using layers it might be a bit confusing and disorienting, especially since the color coding I have on the layers only works for CS4, but the layers are conveniently named so hopefully that will give you enough indication as to what layer is what piece of scenery.

So you up for it, since you're gonna connect to MK as his server and all?

[Doctor Tess]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling fictitiousPhysician [FP]--

ME: Okay, 1 7h1nk 7ha7 all 7h15 5opor 5l1me 15 me551ng w17h my m1nd.
ME: 7here'5 7h15 w1erd l177le 7h1ng 7ha7'5 fla5h1ng and follow1ng me.
ME: Unle55 17'5 par7 of 7he game or 5ome7h1ng.
ME: And wha7'5 w17h 7h15 71mer on 7he crux7ruder?
ME: And whenever 1 5pun 7he wheel 7here wa5 7h15 w1erd rock 7ha7 came ou7.
ME: And al5o 7h15 w1erd card 7ha7'5 lay1ng on 7he ground.
ME: Ju57 g1ve me a walk7hough of wha7 1 need 7o do.

FP: ookay tthe fflashing tthing iis yyour kkernelsprite...
FP: ii'm ppretty ssure yyou hhave tto pprototype iit aat lleast oonce...
FP: ii tthink ttwice iis tthe llimit...
FP: bbasically iif yyou pprototype iit wwith ssomething tthat's ssentient oor tthat uused tto bbe ssentient iit wwill aact aas aa gguide ffor yyou iin tthe ggame...
FP: yyou bbetter cchoose ccarefully, ttrust mme oon tthis...
FP: tthe oother tthing tthat ccame oout iis aa ttotem...
FP: yyou uuse tthe ccarving mmachine tto ccarve aa ppattern iin iit ffrom aa sset ccode...
FP: wwhich iis wwhat tthe ccard iis ffor...
FP: yyou ttake ttotems tto tthe oother bbig mmachine aand mmake sstuff...
FP: tthe iitem oon tthe ccard iis eessential ffor ggetting yyou iinto tthe mmedium...
FP: ooh aand tthe ttimer ttells yyou hhow mmuch ttime iis lleft bbefore yyour mmeteor iis ddue tto hhit...
FP: ffrom wwhat yyou ssaid iit's pprobably aa ffair wway aaway bbut yyou'd bbetter gget sstarted ssoon aanyway...

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Hey guys, I've been thinking about what weapon MK should use, and I don't think a Tablet would be quite as good as I thought. So instead, I'm trying to think of something more nautically themed as his weapon. Any ideas?

[AlfalfaJoe]

Hey guys, I've been thinking about what weapon MK should use, and I don't think a Tablet would be quite as good as I thought. So instead, I'm trying to think of something more nautically themed as his weapon. Any ideas?

What about an anchor? Or a hook? I dunno. Boats have lots of things that could be made into weapons. Personally I like the idea of him swingin' around a huge anchor.

Sigh... I haven't put anything up here in a while. I'll get around to it sometime.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Hey guys, I've been thinking about what weapon MK should use, and I don't think a Tablet would be quite as good as I thought. So instead, I'm trying to think of something more nautically themed as his weapon. Any ideas?

What about an anchor? Or a hook? I dunno. Boats have lots of things that could be made into weapons. Personally I like the idea of him swingin' around a huge anchor.

Sigh... I haven't put anything up here in a while. I'll get around to it sometime.

That could be pretty cool.

Only downside is that, well, anchors are heavy, and my character isn't all that strong.

But you never know.

Though the thought of an anchor does give me an idea for something else I've been needing to figure out, so it's all good.

Still need to figure a weapon though.

[Doctor Tess]

Fishing rod? Harpoon?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Fishing rod? Harpoon?

Fishing Rod maybe. I'm trying to think of something that's not used so much as a weapon. Harpoon maybe.

[Ikuzo]

PLANK of WOOD.

THE BEST.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

PLANK of WOOD.

THE BEST.

But I don't wanna rip off Ed Edd and Eddy.

[KumaZone]

Weild the Ladel
be the captain

[mezzoEmrys]

ME: Okay.
ME: 1'll ge7 7ha7 covered.
ME: 1'm gonna load up 7he 5erver d15k 1f 1 have 71me before any me7eor5 or any7h1ng.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--

You put in the server disk and load it up. A large menu with a list of names pop up. While haphazardly scrolling through the list of clients you come upon a rather familiar name.
You smile evilly and connect with him. Sure, you probably just screwed up someone elses game. But it's funny. And that's all that matters.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling SleepingBeast [SB]--

ME: H1 aga1n, 1d1o7.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Weild the Ladel
be the captain

If I could actually think of any kind of weaponized used for ladel, maybe.

As it stands it would just be a blunt object.