TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[compulsiveInventor]

EC: *giggle*~
EC: Only because everything IS entertaining~! At least a little to some extent~ Unless someone is hurt~
EC: Thenn you make everything better with kisses~
EC: *EC tilts her head*
EC: ... How cann you eat confrontation? :3?

[Red Pen]

CR: Sssomebody jussst kill sssomebody elssse already!
CR: I can put on sssome jamsss appropriate for an epic battle if you want.
CR: Maybe "Popular Retro Sssong Originating From a Ssseriess of 2-D Fighting Arcade Gamesss in Which Participantsss Control Digitized Ssspritesss and Attempt to Beat the Crap out of Each Other"
CR: I like that one.

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: It's alright I suppose. Kould be better, kould be worse.
MK: Bit overplayed in my professional oppinion.

[Red Pen]

CR: Sssay what you want, the classssssicsss never die.

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Yes, yes they do.
MK: Eksample, when was the last time anyone listened to "Song In Which Narator Konfeses to His Mother Regarding a Murder, and Subsekwently Regrets His Aktions and Dreads his Komming Punishment, Followed by His Attempted Negotiation With The Law Ending In His Rejektion Of Sosietal Norms And His Dekreeing That Nothing Really Matters Anyway"?

[hurlingPagan]

Your name is KUMBHA AERUGO

You have variety of interests, including PROVING YOUR SUPERIORITY, SACRIFICING YOUNG ANIMALS TO YOUR ANCESTORS and WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING. Your hive has NO DECORATIONS, save for a PENTAGRAM and several PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOURSELF. You believe that the WORLD REVOLVES around yourself and that it is your job make sure that everyone knows it. You also love your lusus, despite it being inept at its job. The filthy mongrel.

You live in a hive like any normal troll child with your lusus, GERRID. He appears to be a bug of some sort. Or something, you can't exactly tell. Your hive resides deep underwater and all trips to the surface are made in an ARMORED SCUBA SUIT. Your hive itself is extremely large and some portions are flooded, but you have long since locked those areas. You don't really get along with any of your fellow trolls and you prefer to stay deep under the seas. No musclebeasts to annoy you.

You use a SACRIFICIAL MODUS. Your strife specibus is currently configured to DRILLKIND. Your KERNELSPRITE is prototyped with a DIVING SUIT(Tier 1) and your SUPERCOMPUTER'S AI (Tier 2).

Your trolltag is hurlingPagan and you talk |N_A_MORE_LOG|CAL_AND_STRA|GHT_MANNER_THAN_EVERYONE_ELSE_AND_|N_THE_SAME_COLOR_AS_YOUR_BLOOD

LUSUS LOOKS LIKE THIS SHIT:

[Wabbajack]

Your name is Hesper Charon, but most people only know you as quiescentZealot
Your text color is some kind of minty green (AFE1C8)
You replace A, U and Oß that are followed by an E with the correßponding Umlaut (for Example 'Encyclopädia'), lower Case S with an Eßszett and type Nouns capitalized.
You do not have many hobbies. You once played FLARP but stopped because you began to find violence disgusting. You have a pronounced interest in harnessing THE POWER OF THE ATOMS and currently live underground in your most recent hive which is built in a crater that was created when your first generator exploded. You survived only because of your UNNATURAL TOUGHNESS, which your lusus sadly did not possess.
Your strife specibus is bombkind, which is stupid because most bombs you have access to destroy everything in a large proximity.
Your symbol is the symbol of pluto, most sacred of all true planets and alleged place of origin of the wondrous metal plutonium.

Some pictures, created with crappy artistic skill but acceptable skills in image editing:
Hive:

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Hesper's room:

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Strife specibus:

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Cookie to whoever knows what the light on the hive is and what inspired his first name^^

[Red Pen]

MK: Yes, yes they do.
MK: Eksample, when was the last time anyone listened to "Song In Which Narator Konfeses to His Mother Regarding a Murder, and Subsekwently Regrets His Aktions and Dreads his Komming Punishment, Followed by His Attempted Negotiation With The Law Ending In His Rejektion Of Sosietal Norms And His Dekreeing That Nothing Really Matters Anyway"?

CR: You know what?
CR: I am going to lisssten to it right now.
CR: It will be to ssspite you.
CR: You are totally floored by my ssspitefulnessssss.
CR: Itsss magnitude you cannot comprehend.
CR: You ssstand there, gaping, asss I work my artsss
CR: Thisss pure and unadulterated ssspite.
CR: Alssso I am going to sssing along and dance all crazy 'till I break sssomething and sssnakemom kicksss me out of the hive again
CR: And it will be ssso much fun.
CR: You wisssh you were invited.
CR: But you're not.
CR: Becaussse ssssssssssssssssspite hahahahahahaha!

[Nomekop]

SE: ssso tired... let me get sssome sssleep...
SE: Damn trollsss with their loud asss hell musssic...

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Fine.
MK: I didn't want to be invited to your spite party in the first plase.
MK: I am immune to your meager attempts at spite.
MK: I eat spite for breakfast.
MK: It is an important part of any winner's diet.
MK: Mmm, delisious spite.

[Red Pen]

CR: If it'sss part of a winner'sss breakfassst
CR: Then why are YOU eating it?
CR: BA-DUM BUM kssssh~

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Because I am a winner.
MK: I thought I already made that klear.
MK: I'm the Viseroy of Pretty Kool Guy and the Shairman of the Awesome komittee.

[ArchieAnderson]

Cookie to whoever knows what the light on the hive is and what inspired his first name^^

Don't know about the light, but I do know about the Hesperides. If I recall correctly, they were nymphs who lived in a beautiful garden somewhere around where Atlas stood.

...but while I'm at it:



Holy shit, who on Alternia is this serious motherfucker?

> Enter name

Your name is DARNOK ENZLOR.

You are a SERIOUS BADASS. You are constantly clad in copious amounts of LEATHER, because that's what badasses wear. Your sheer and unbridled BADASSITUDE radiates from your every action, which everyone else certain jealous individuals interpret as TRYING TOO HARD. Although both your ocular orbs are perfectly functional, you insist on sporting an EYEPATCH OF POWER, which greatly enhances your BADASS FACTOR at the negligible price of your DEPTH PERCEPTION.

Like all BADASSES, you practice MARTIAL ARTS and possess a number of MELEE WEAPONS. You never use FIREARMS though. Whenever asked about it, you vehemently claim that firearms are CHEAP, to hide the fact that (1) you CANNOT AIM to save your life, due to your aforementioned lack of depth perception, and (2) you are SCARED SHITLESS by them.

Apart from general BADASSERY, you have an interest in ZOOLOGY and harbor a reasonably well-hidden soft spot for ANIMALS, especially those in their INFANCY. Your respiteblock is virtually teeming with over a dozen critters of various species, which you have adopted ABDUCTED with the ostensible intent of raising them into SERIOUSLY FEROCIOUS BEASTS. They are also just too soft and cuddly for words.

Your trolltag is coriaceousAusterity, and your speech is Terse. Fractured, even. With frequent pauses.

[Nomekop]

SE: My real name is Hebi Vyklade.
SE: FEAR ME

[Shock G]

Name: Gaexor Jzeskos
Text Color: Pale Turquoise
Typing Quirk: 6s for Bs and 9s for Ds



Your name is GRAEXOR JZESKOS and you can count yourself as an ACOLYTE among Alternia's noble clan of WISE BEARDMEN. Besides you many SCHOLARLY DUTIES, you have a verity of INTERESTS. Chief among these is your love of the music of ANCIENT WARRIOR MAGES and THE MANNERISMS AND FASHIONS OF YOUR BEARDED BRETHREN. You are an avid ROLEPLAYING ENTHUSIAST, however you lost your taste for the more extreme versions of the sport after a HUGE BITCH spoiled your fun. You also have an interest in STRANGE ALIEN ARTIFACTS which you have a habit of finding in ODD PLACES. You have a collection of CURIOUS AND POWERFUL GRIMOIRES that you SUCK AT USING. The backstabbing and usurping of your fellow highbloods disgusts you and would rather that everyone JuSt ChIlL oUt, MaN. Your trolltag is frostbittenWinterbeard and you speak in a in a wise and a6sulutely go99amn mature manner

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

You’re name is TOLERO NAFADE.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, one of which is WRITING, but you have never actually gotten to the end of a storyline. You have many characters in your arsenal of imaginary go-to guys, and if any of them are insulted in anyway, you generally proceed to go into a BLIND RAGE, which in actuality is usually just a VERY LARGE AND ANNOYING HISSY FIT. You are infamous for SPACING OUT during important conversations because you are thinking about something related to a story you are writing at the time.

You’re strife specibus is SMALLBLADEKIND, which includes a POCKET KNIFE, A RAZOR BLADE, and a PAIR OF SCISSORS. Your preferred weapon of choice is the SERADED KITCHEN KNIFE, because it’s easy to hold and use for you.

You’re trolltag is blacksheepDaydreamer, and you have a tendency to use-the-hyphen-key-as-opposed-to-the-space-bar.

[Red Pen]

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Pssshaw, yesssss!
CR: Tolero, my true-sssisss from another lusssusss!
CR: You're jussst in time for the ssspite party!

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

BD : Hey-dudes!-What's-up-with-all-of-you?!
BD : Oh-hey-Najash!
BD : Wait,-spite-party?-Augh,-I'm-not-sure-I-wanna-know...

[Wojtek]

Too many pages, not enough time to read all, so questions:

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1) Custodians, required or recomended?
2) Multiple pictures (Such as pictures of entering the Sburb game) necessary or can you go pure text?
3) Sprites, needed or not? I'm assuming not by the early pages I've browsed
4) Someone's asked all these questions and more at least once before, huah?

[Phantom Gamer]

Another SE who types in dark green?

[Aerok12]

1: Not mandatory, but if you're going to go in-depth, recommended.
2: Text-only is fine, but pics are cool. GIFs and music and Flash are awesome, but wholly inessential.
3: Not really. If you're just going to draw in your style, that's perfectly okay.
4: I dunno, probably.

If you're planning to RP, then I'd suggest reading the last 10 pages or so, to catch up on the latest hapenings.

[Wojtek]

Alright, I'll read up on it tomarrow after I get sufficient sleep to actually remember any going ons well enough.

[Shock G]

FW: Go99amnit
FW: What the Trollhell is going on here?

[Doctor Tess]

It really would be great if I knew how to SPELL MY OWN CHUMHANDLE.

I've probably made this mistake every time I've posted aaaaaaaaaa

Well, lesson learned. It's fictitious, everybody! gaaah

[Red Pen]

BD : Hey-dudes!-What's-up-with-all-of-you?!
BD : Oh-hey-Najash!
BD : Wait,-spite-party?-Augh,-I'm-not-sure-I-wanna-know...

CR: Yesss, I am partying ssspitefully.
CR: Everyone can come to my ssspite party
CR: Except MK, 'caussse the Awesssome Committee isssn't invited.
CR: The Awesssome Committee hasss no tassste in musssic.