TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Pssh! Shains!
MK: Nonsense! Too mush work.
MK: I'm just here to mok people and be a general bother.

[Wabbajack]

You are now Hesper Charon, also known as quiescentZealot. It is a completely ordinary day and you start it like every normal person would: You check your homemade nuclear reactor.

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The first thing you do is to check the security protocols. You wouldn't want to blow everything up. Not again...
You enter your server room and head to the security console, which coincidentally acts as your computer too.

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Wait...
Should that red light be blinking? You don't think it should. Better to check what's wrong.

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(At first I wanted to animate the computer sequence, but the gif would have been nearly 10 mb big >.<)

Uh-oh...
That's bad news. You should probably seek help. You think that you know a troll that could know why this is happening.

-- quiescentZealot [qZ] began pestering candiedCannibalizer [cC] --
qZ: Hey, Blackblood, you there?
qZ: I've kind of got a Problem...
qZ: You've got a Thing with Chaoß, don't you?
qZ: Because, I found some, well, rather strange Occurrences...
qZ: And I think the fact that a Bunch of Meteoroidß iß heading directly toward thiß Planet is rather... chaotic...
qZ: I hope you're there...

[Phantom Gamer]

Bluh bluh?

[Doctor Tess]

BLUH BLUH HUGE TEMPLATE

sweeeet, adding it to the first post right now

[crash826]

You are now Hesper Charon, also known as quiescentZealot. It is a completely ordinary day and you start it like every normal person would: You check your homemade nuclear reactor.

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The first thing you do is to check the security protocols. You wouldn't want to blow everything up. Not again...
You enter your server room and head to the security console, which coincidentally acts as your computer too.

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Wait...
Should that red light be blinking? You don't think it should. Better to check what's wrong.

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(At first I wanted to animate the computer sequence, but the gif would have been nearly 10 mb big >.<)

Uh-oh...
That's bad news. You should probably seek help. You think that you know a troll that could know why this is happening.

-- quiescentZealot [qZ] began pestering candiedCannibalizer [cC] --
qZ: Hey, Blackblood, you there?
qZ: I've kind of got a Problem...
qZ: You've got a Thing with Chaoß, don't you?
qZ: Because, I found some, well, rather strange Occurrence...
qZ: And I think the fact that a Bunch of Meteoroidß iß heading directly toward thiß Planet is rather... chaotic...
qZ: I hope you're there...

cC: don't call m3 blackblood!
cC: ! hat3 my blood color!
cC: RARRRRGH
cC: wa!t.
cC: m3t3or2?
cC: what m3t3or2?
cC: oh and ! am b3!ng attack3d by r3lig!ous p3opl3.
cC: !'ll go ch3ck on th323 so-call3d m3t3or2.




cC: OH GOG
cC: th3 m3t3or2 w!ll h!t m3 soon
cC: and th3 r3l!g!ou2 ar3 block!ng my way to 2burb
cC: Coron3r 2a!d ! had to play !t, and Coron3r !s n3v3r wrong
cC: any adv!c3?

[Phantom Gamer]

You enter the LAND OF SHITTY ARTWORK.
...
Wait, no.
You enter the LAND OF FOREST AND MOONLIGHT.
Yes, that's it.

spectralEngineer (SE) sent a group trolling (undecidedDelinquent (UD), mutineerKrusader (MK), subzeroBaroness (SB), viralAcronyx (VA)).
SE: uh, guys
SE: im lookin out teh windo
SE: an
SE: i can see, uh, trees

SE: just trees

[crash826]

Edited my list to include Kind Abstratii.

[Wabbajack]

cC: don't call m3 blackblood!
cC: ! hat3 my blood color!
cC: RARRRRGH
cC: wa!t.
cC: m3t3or2?
cC: what m3t3or2?
cC: oh and ! am b3!ng attack3d by r3lig!ous p3opl3.
cC: !'ll go ch3ck on th323 so-call3d m3t3or2.

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cC: OH GOG
cC: th3 m3t3or2 w!ll h!t m3 soon
cC: and th3 r3l!g!ou2 ar3 block!ng my way to 2burb
cC: Coroner 2a!d ! had to play !t, and Coroner !s n3v3r wrong
cC: any adv!c3?

qZ: Play? Now iß not the Time to play!
qZ: And what is Sburb?
qZ: But you ßhould have inßtalled an automatic Defence Syßtem long ago.
qZ: And don't call theße ßtupid Fanaticß 'r3lig!ous p3opl3'. They're jußt a bunch of Idiotß that don't know the true Word of Jeguß.
qZ: ...
qZ: And who'ß Coroner?

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cC: !f Coron3r says !t'2 playt!m3, !t's playtim3.
cC: la2t t!m3 ! !gnor3d Coron3r, ! lost a horn.
cC: ! us3d to hav3 thr33.
cC: so y3ah, !'m do!ng what Coron3r sa!d.
cC: Coron3r wa2 my lu2u2
cC: sh3 could fly ov3r th3 fanat!c2 to g3t suppl!3s
cC: and got m3 stuff for my candy
cC: but
cC: sh3 just f3ll on3 day
cC: !nto th3 fanat!c2
cC: th3y mobb3d h3r
cC: sh3 d!3d
cC: sort of
cC: but h3r corps3 talk2 to m3
cC: w!th my comput3r
cC: sh3 t3ll2 m3 how to not d!3
cC: 2burb !2 a gam3 sh3 2ay2 to play, or ! d!3
cC: and Coron3r !2 n3v3r wrong

You manage to build a barricade over the doors of the main hall. The mob struggles at your door, but it holds.



You upload Sburb: Server Disc.

[Nomekop]

SE: I dessserve to be in your lissst too!
SE: You won't like me when I'm angry and hungry!

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling ficticiousPhysician[FP]--
ME: Wha7 7he heck 15 go1ng on here
ME: 7here are 7he5e l177le crea7ure5 made ou7 of 1ce
ME: and 7hey keep a77ack1ng me
ME: and 1 can'7 do any7h1ng 7o 7hem
ME: Fr1g1ng CardK1nd 15 u5ele55
ME: ocprtyu7h6ignyb

[KumaZone]

Hey SB, What have you been doing for the past few hours

Drunken imp fighting? cool.

[deliciousRenegade]

BE THE FANTROLL

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You are now the fantroll.

Your name is GIN ANTONIC.

You have a variety of INTERESTS and HOBBIES, most of which revolve around art, music, video games and the refined Alternian art form of character costume making. You are rather intelligent and, despite your lack of punctuation while using Trollian, you are HIGHLY SKILLED WITH GRAMMAR, as is shown in your choice of ARTICULATE WORDING WHEN FACING OTHERS.

You are one of the many BLUE BLOODS found throughout Alternia, yet you don't seem to care for the ALMIGHTY CASTE SYSTEM the other blue bloods seem to rant about. You actually seem to not be bothered by many things that would get other trolls of your blood color up in arms. Maybe it is due to the conditioning you've received from your lusus.

Your MIGHTY LUSUS is one of the DEVILBEAST variety, possibly bordering on a cross between a MUSCLEBEAST and some sort of CANINE. She buries bones DEEP UNDERGROUND AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT OF TIMES in all sorts of places and constantly expects you to dig them up WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. Due to the constant harassment by your lusus you have a surprising level of patience.

You like to practice SWORDFIGHTING but you fail MISERABLY at maintaining any sort of proper form. Your strife specibus is BladekindX2.

Your trolltag is deliciouslyRenegade and you tend to type without using punctuation

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So in layman's terms!
ChumHandle: deliciouslyRenegade
Text color: BLUH BLUH Red: 51, Green: 0, Blue: 204 BLUH Just call it Navy or something, hahah
Typing quirk: No punctuation
Everything else: ABOVE SPOILER HNNNNGH

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

blacksheepDaydreamer began trolling anyone who is willing to talk to her

BD : Ugh,-I'm-so-bored.
BD : Everyone-is-off-playing-that-stupid-friggin-game-that-what's-his-face-made,-or-whatever...
BD : And-they-act-like-it's-the-end-of-the-friggin-world-or-something.-{Xp
BD : What-could-possibly-be-so-appealing-about-this-stupid-game?
BD : I-mean-really.-It's-just-a-game.-What-are-you,-like,-half-a-lunar-sweep?-Such-childish-ness.-And,-no,-that-hyphen-wasn't-a-space-that-time.

[Doctor Tess]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling fictitiousPhysician[FP]--
ME: Wha7 7he heck 15 go1ng on here
ME: 7here are 7he5e l177le crea7ure5 made ou7 of 1ce
ME: and 7hey keep a77ack1ng me
ME: and 1 can'7 do any7h1ng 7o 7hem
ME: Fr1g1ng CardK1nd 15 u5ele55
ME: ocprtyu7h6ignyb

FP: hhahahaha ooh mman yyou've ggot iice iimps...
FP: hhave ffun ffighting tthose gguys...
FP: bbut yyeah eeveryone iin tthe ggame hhas tthem...
FP: yyou ffight tthem ffor eexperience aand bbuilding ggrist aand sshit...
FP: mmine aare mmade oof...
FP: aactually ii hhave nno iidea wwhat mmine aare mmade oof...
FP: ssome kkinda ppurple sstuff...
FP: ddon't wworry tthe llow llevel iimps aare ppretty ppathetic...
FP: yyou'll ttake tthem oout eeasily eeven wwith yyour llame ccardkind...
FP: mmight wwanna ffind aa bbetter sspecibus ii mmean ccome oon wwhy ccardkind...
FP: aanyway iit's tthe oogres yyou wwanna wwatch oout ffor...

[CRP_MMDUDE]

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So I've recently gotten into the making of trollsonas! This thread isn't just for me, though. If you have troll characters that you want to show off, feel free to post them here!

Anyway, this place is also useful because I still love drawing these guys, so I'm taking troll requests! If you want a troll/trollsona, just give at least a basic description of:

-clothes
-face
-hair
-horns
-shirt symbol (optional)
-symbol/blood colour (only applicable if you want a shirt symbol)
-head/face(?)wear
-anything else that you want/I might have missed.

Here are some of my arts:
Me
My step-brother, Max
David Rayko

So... yeah.

(Okay, so thread has been moved. Sorry if this looks out of place everyone, this is from a different topic that was moved.)

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] has been disconnected --

[Doctor Tess]

FP: ...

-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO] ---

FP: hhey iidiot...
FP: wwhat hhappened tto yyour cclient...
FP: hhe jjust ddisconnected aall oof aa ssudden...
FP: ggo ccheck oon hhim nnow bbefore hhe ddies oor ssomething...

[Lexxy]

Moved a couple posts here from an extraneous Trollsona thread in the Art Forum. Hopefully it won't be too confusing!

[DeviRuto]

Can I still post a troll?

If so, here is my first one:



You are known as tycoonCaliper.

You speak in a £anguage that ma¥ anno¥ ¢ertain ¢arbon-ba$ed entitie$.

Your strife specibus is clubkind, and your fetch modus is Stock Market: you have to buy and sell stocks of each item to be able to use them; you have a limited ammount of money though, so you must use your current item for it to make profit for you.

You think stock market is $tupid.

[TrickySoldier]

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convivialAugur

Otherwise known as Tyche Metheu
Pesterchum color: R-102 G-102 B-0

You are a pretty cool guy. You aren't arrogant about it though, either. You are a pretty nice guy around regular people, but you have a short fuse with idiots and assholes. You swear a lot when angry. But you aren't angry very much, and are hard to coerce into being mad. You have orange blood, but you don't care about your low blood status or what others think about it. You also tend to develop strange food cravings at times. Your friends say that you tend to drift off...


...at times when speaking to them, but you don't know why. You are a pretty tall, skinny troll with a knack for card games. You also have a genetic anomaly in which you can look around ten seconds into the future of people you talk to regularly or concentrate on. The anomaly also gave you a pair of glowing white eyes. And you really don't like getting too dirty. Your interests include playing cards, performing card tricks, and playing insanely hard video games, usually old ones too. The strife specibus you set to is "cardkind". If you draw a spades card, the ground underneath an opponent is whisked away. Draw a clubs card, and smash enemies in the face. Draw a diamonds card, and you get armor. Finally, if you draw a hearts card, your opposer is hit by a love potion of sorts and develops a liking towards you. Intensity and damage, and in the hearts' case, affective level and duration, is determined by the value of the card. Your fetch modus is also set to take advantage of your crazy good card skills and is called the "Hand" modus. You are allowed access to five items at once, but must put them back or use them to grab new sylladexes. It allows you to carry multiple cards at once, but you need to trust lady luck to get what you want. Which you do. Your lusus is a chameleon that climbs around you and is annoying. But it also does neat tricks and can turn invisible so you suppose that's cool. His name is Caecus. Your symbol is from a card game you used to play but have forgotten about entirely.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Yes, If it's still possible, I would like to post one too as an official character.



name: Tartus Hadies
chumHandle: nucleicBachelor

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(derivation: nucleic- refers to Plutonium, which has many applications relating to nuclear energy. Bachelor- refers to his easygoing and extravagant nature, a personality stereotypical of bachelors.)

text colour: #0099FF
typing quirk: nЄvЄr_lЄavЄs_any_noticЄablЄ_margins_bЄtweЄ n_words. Also,_hЄ_rЄplacЄs_"e"_with_a_symbol_rЄminiscЄ nt_of_his_favoritЄ_spЄar
personality and interests: Tartus is particularly easygoing and prefers comfort and luxury above everything else. Due to his extravagance and semi-suave ways of speaking, he percieves himself as a total womanizer, which he may or may not be. He has a love for ALL THINGS LAVISH and has many comfortable robes that are worn daily. He is an avid fan of VARIOUS FORMS OF RELAXATION, such as HOTBATHING, AROMATHERAPY, and MUSIC. He has a particular interest, however, in the subject of GARDENING and WINEMAKING. As such, his VINEYARD is rather extensive, and, of course, he wouldn't have it any other way. He is also interested in POLAR EXPLORATION, though he will likely never be able to explore the ALTERNIAN POLAR ICE CAPS due to the fact that he lives near the EQUATORIAL COAST. Here, he can get fresh water for the plants. His LUSUS, however, who was wrangled from the very same ice caps, doesn't like the warm weather at all, and has often suggested that they move somewhere further south, an idea that Tartus thoroughly detests to, much to his lusus's and his own chagrin.
shirt symbol: One of the astrological symbols for Pluto.
weapon: SPEARKIND, his favored weapon being the ALTERIAN RANSEUR.
lusus: King penguin, wears goggles as well.

[crash826]

@ CRP:
I like my troll, but I suck at the whole "art" thing.
Could you draw my character, candiedCannibalizer?
You can find her in the first post troll list.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

@ CRP:
I like my troll, but I suck at the whole "art" thing.
Could you draw my character, candiedCannibalizer?
You can find her in the first post troll list.

First post troll list? What list?

[crash826]

First post troll list? What list?

There's a list of all the fantrolls in the first post, along with links to their pages.