TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Jovian]

Just gonna dump my guys here. I have five.

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Courin Hyrium

Trolltag: serpentsOmen
Quirk: LikesToTypeFastAndUseCapitals! SentencesAreInFragments! SpacesAreOnlyUsedAtTheEnd! ExclamationPoints! Everywhere! ButSometimes...SheGets...Better~ OnlySometimes! AndOnlyALittleBetter~!
Specibus: Macekind, Flailkind
Planet: Land of Fire and Ice

Your name is COURIN HYRIUM.

You're the LOWEST OF THE LOW on the troll hemospectrum, but you DON'T MIND. In fact, you're quite COMFORTABLE here, and think the whole class thing is a bit hilarious. No one bothers you, and no one expects much of you. It's actually pretty RELIEVING. You can do whatever you want!

What you do like doing is EXPLORING. So many places out there and so much to see! You consider yourself very ENERGETIC, and can run through the great wilderness for hours on end without growing tired. You never leave without your trusty HELMET! How did you even get it on, anyway? Whatever the case, everyone knows all those horrible MUSCLEBEASTS out there could smash your noggin to a pulp.

Once inside your small but not bare hive, you turn your passions to TROLL ANIMATED PROGRAMS. Some consider you IMMATURE for still liking them, but a sense of nostalgia keeps you coming back. You've even thought of your own STORIES a couple of times, but never had the courage to tell anyone about them. It's your hidden love!

You have a small CIRCLE OF FRIENDS to keep you company when life gets slow. Your trolltag is serpentsOmen and you SpeakAsFastAsYouMove!

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Vallas Nixick

Trolltag: oxideSpearhead
Quirk: TYPES IN ALL CAPS, D0ES N0T C0NTRACT HIS W0RDS, D0ES N0T END SENTENCES WITH PUNCTUATI0N BUT RATHER WITH -> AND REPLACES O WITH 0 ->
Specibus: Spearkind
Planet: Land of Rust and Fog

Your name is VALLAS NIXICK.

The ALTERNIAN CAVALREAPERS are everything to you. Even when you were a grub you were dreaming of joining them. That being said, you put yourself through rigorous DISCIPLINE; your SPEAR is your trusty companion. You are a highly PROUD individual, self-confident and self-assured. You constantly try to PROVE YOURSELF, made easier considering your HIVE is placed in the middle of a rocky canyon.

Your INTERESTS revolve around your love for the MILITARY. WAR and HISTORY are always topics of note with you. You've convinced yourself that you're descended from BRAVE ALTERIAN WARRIORS. The land is a vast place, and you know all the SURVIVAL SKILLS that will wrap nature around your finger. Appropriately, your hive is decorated with all sorts of COMBAT MEMORABILIA: broken weapons, skins of great beasts, and the smell of victory.

You've made sure that your acquaintances have appreciation for such GLORY. Talking to someone who disagrees with you is OUT OF THE QUESTION. Your trolltag is oxideSpearhead and you LIKE T0 MAKE Y0UR PRESENCE KN0WN ->

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Desper Tonans

Trolltag: oiledLightning
Quirk: st4rts sentences w!th 4 c4p!t4l 4nd doesn't use comm4s or end w!th punctu4t!on other th4n !! (preceded by 4 sp4ce) or 4 :V emote 4nd repl4ces A w!th 4 4nd I w!th ! SOMET!MES GETS EXC!TED !!
Specibus: Staffkind
Planet: Land of Storm and Peaks

Your name is DESPER TONANS.

You are an enthusiastic young TROLL with a passion for STORMCHASING. Others think your hobby is particularly STUPID AND DANGEROUS, but you get A CERTAIN THRILL from it. Appropriately, you live IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, surrounded by flat plains just waiting to get wrecked by a TORNADO. You also enjoy studying the BEASTS OF THE AIR, and have tried to create a functional JETPACK, though your inability to understand AERODYNAMICS has made that impossible.

Not to mention you'd be horrible at flying anyway, considering your lack of DEPTH PERCEPTION. You wear an EYEPATCH due to an ACCIDENT YOU CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER; you've had it pretty much all your life. Such trifles have yet to get you down, and when you're not marveling over the sky you TRAIN WITH YOUR STAFF. Though it's also hard to find someone to train with considering your LUSUS has no arms. Gee, life just keeps setting up roadblocks for you, huh?

You like to GO WITH THE FLOW, and even remain in touch with people that seem particularly NASTY. Variety is the spice of life, after all! Your trolltag is oiledLightning and you Don't stop to p4use 4nd seem over4ll exc!ted 4bout someth!ng !!

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Iranio Vodoni

Trolltag: latitudinalStratosphere
Quirk: spoıɹǝd ǝsn ʇ,usǝop puɐ sʎǝʞ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ ɯǝןqoɹd pɹıǝʍ ɐ sɐɥ
Specibus: Guitarkind
Planet: Land of Clouds and Sea

Your name is IRANIO VODONI.

You have a wide variety of INTERESTS, many of which most people HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. But who cares about "most people?" You don't bother with them. You often find yourself in your STUDY, reading FINE ALTERNIAN LITERATURE. You enjoy BANDS ONLY YOU LISTEN TO and ART HOUSE MOVIES. You also have a habit of WRITING SCATHING REVIEWS and posting them online.

You consider yourself HIGHLY CULTURED. You've heard of everything BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR, and pounded through the mainstream sludge to find the HIDDEN GEMS of entertainment. You take great pride in being a CONNOISSEUR, and find it unfortunate most people are so CLOSED-MINDED. Sometimes you practice with your GUITAR, though you AREN'T ACTUALLY GOOD at it. But most people don't care, they just like the fact you have one!

TROLLIAN is a thing of the past for you. Rather, you've created your OWN PROGRAM that simulates its servers. You DON'T LIKE SOCIALIZING, but you figure it's good to keep an account handy anyway. Your trolltag is latitudinalStratosphere and ǝןdoǝd ʇsoɯ ɹoɟ dǝǝp ooʇ sı ɥɔǝǝds ɹnoʎ

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Tertia Chanor

Trolltag: stygianSolitude
Quirk: syntax is relatively normal, except she doesnt capitalize or use apostrophes.. always ends sentences with two periods.. even the short fragments..
Specibus: Scythekind
Planet: Land of Stars and Shadow

Your name is TERTIA CHANOR.

You are an ESTRANGED MEMBER of a royal family. You don't really like TALKING ABOUT IT. Let the PAST be the PAST and all that. For you, though, the PAST is hard to avoid, seeing as you get VISIONS of it now and then. Not even you understand quite how that works, and you mostly find it ANNOYING. You've moved from the ocean and are now taking up residence in RIVERS. You let the CURRENT drift you to and from places, with no real destination in mind. Essentially, you are a WANDERER. An AQUATIC WANDERER.

Your INTERESTS are mostly solitary activities, as you prefer to be ALONE. The INTERNET is a wonderful thing to you, as you can access all this INFORMATION without having to actually go anywhere. Modern Alternian convenience! However, it's not to say that you don’t like COMPANY every once and a while. As long as the conversation has a PROFESSIONAL TONE, you enjoy it. IMMATURITY drives you up a wall. You blame your UPBRINGING for that.

Barely anyone realizes you exist anymore, much less the fact that you use Trollian. Your trolltag is stygianSolitude and you cut right to the chase..

The other four planets are taken over by a friend of mine.

Not really up for RPing at the moment, but I do rotate their handles on pesterchum so you could always...pester them. Iranio has to write right side up currently, though, due to the lack of symbol support.

[DeviRuto]

EVERYBODY LOVES PLUTO

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Shit. Let's have a Pluto party.

[Jovian]

haha, well when you do planet themes it's sort of hard to avoid. "not a planet" anymore and all, but translating that into "estranged royalty" was too good to pass up.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO. What's it's deal????????

[hurlingPagan]

candiedCannibalizer began trolling hurlingPagan
cC: sw33t jl3gu2
cC: appar3ntly ! am now th3 r3cru!t!ng off!c!3r
cC: of T3am Too Many M3mb3r2
cC: just talk to th3 32cur!3ntCzar!na
cC: ! th!nk 2h3'2 th3 l3ad3r
cC: po22!bly

hP: SO_YOU_ARE_RECRU|T|NG_ME
hP: EXCELLENT_HOW_SHOULD_WE_BEG|N_TH|S
hP: WHAT_EXACTLY_WERE_YOU_RECRU|T|NG_ME_FOR_ANYWAYS
hP: NEVERM|ND_THE_DETA|LS
hP: SO_|_SHOULD_TALK_YOU_TH|S_ESCUR|ENTCZARN|A_EH

[Jovian]

PLUTO PLUTO PLUTO. What's it's deal????????

it's far too mysterious for us to be right now!

[mezzoEmrys]

it's far too mysterious for us to be right now!

Why does she seem so cold? Why is she so short? What's with that weird dress/skirt thing?
You're going to have to content yourself with being something else, like Earth.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Why does she seem so cold? Why is she so short? What's with that weird dress/skirt thing?
You're going to have to content yourself with being something else, like Earth.

Or maybe the MOON.

[Jovian]

nonsense, the moon isn't a planet!

the moon can be Earth's pet. or lusus.

[mezzoEmrys]

What about the SUN?
We clearly understand it, and even though it isn't a planet, we could still maybe be it.

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: The sun is my favourite planet.
MK: It's like the king of planets.

[crash826]

hP: SO_YOU_ARE_RECRU|T|NG_ME
hP: EXCELLENT_HOW_SHOULD_WE_BEG|N_TH|S
hP: WHAT_EXACTLY_WERE_YOU_RECRU|T|NG_ME_FOR_ANYWAYS
hP: NEVERM|ND_THE_DETA|LS
hP: SO_|_SHOULD_TALK_YOU_TH|S_ESCUR|ENTCZARN|A_EH

cC: y32
cC: b3cau23 2h3'2 th3 l3ad3r
cC: ! th!nk 2h3'2 th3 l3ad3r
cC: oh, and 3scur!3ntCzar!na
cC: not 3scur!3ntCzarn!a
cC: gtg, m3t3or2

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You, as an afterthought, send Beyonder to all your teammates, allowing them to contact those in the spirit world of the future. Or the past. Whichever already didn't happen.

Man, alternate universe time travel is
SO
CONFUSING

(I'll play the spirit worlders. Also, sorry for being gone- I was in the car and had no wifi.)

[Red Pen]

blacksheepDaydreamer began trolling anyone who is willing to talk to her

BD : Ugh,-I'm-so-bored.
BD : Everyone-is-off-playing-that-stupid-friggin-game-that-what's-his-face-made,-or-whatever...
BD : And-they-act-like-it's-the-end-of-the-friggin-world-or-something.-{Xp
BD : What-could-possibly-be-so-appealing-about-this-stupid-game?
BD : I-mean-really.-It's-just-a-game.-What-are-you,-like,-half-a-lunar-sweep?-Such-childish-ness.-And,-no,-that-hyphen-wasn't-a-space-that-time.

CR: I'm pretty sssure it hasss sssomething to do with architecture. Like, building up our hivessstemsss or sssomething?
CR: TOLERO you ssshould play thisss game with me!
CR: I'd cussstomize your hive with ssso much flair.
CR: You'd walk outssside and sssay "whoa, where am I?"
CR: "Thisss marvelousss conssstruction can't be mine."
CR: "Whoever built it mussst be wicked sssweet."
CR: (It wasss me. You are amazed.)

[Nomekop]

FP: llook...
FP: ddude...
FP: yyou're nnot aa ttroll...
FP: aas ffar aas ii ccan ttell yyou're ssome kkind oof ssnakey tthing...
FP: uunless ssomehow ii'm ggoing bblind...
FP: wwith ssnakes...
FP: yyou wwouldn'tt eeat aa bblind wwith ssnakes ggirl wwould yyou...

SE: Dear, it'sss called sssurvival of the fittessst.
SE: NOW PUT ME ON THAT LISSST!

[mezzoEmrys]

MK: The sun is my favourite planet.
MK: It's like the king of planets.

Except that it's actually a giant ball of fire, not a planet.

[NightingaleRB]

Okay, let's try this again.



Your name is ILIANS HAYSIC, but you prefer to be called Illy. You have managed to avoid your lusus, TRIFFY, for the moment in order to play a game with your friends. Incidentally, games are one of your many INTERESTS. You also harbor a fondness for QUACK MEDICINE, cartoons about MUTATED WILDLIFE, and HANDHELD VIRTUAL COCKFIGHTING SEIZURE PETS. Your trolltag is candidSarcoma and you speak in A vErY eXcItEaBlE mAnNeR!!!!!!!!!

Looks like someone wants to talk with you.

-- timberAutomaton [TA] began trolling candidSarcoma [CS] --

TA: ...
TA: Are you there?
CS: YeAh,,, I'm HeRe!!!!!
CS: HoW dId YoUr FiGhT wItH tHe BiG mAn Go??????? :O :O
CS: LaSt I sAw He WaS pReTtY mUcH kIcKiNg YoUr AsS!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD

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Okay off we go, finally a decent introduction for Illy. Has anyone seen Eloquent? I don't think she's been on at all lately... well, Woozl and I have a plan regardless...

[mediokreKarapase]

Except that it's actually a giant ball of fire, not a planet.

MK: You kan't proove that.

[mezzoEmrys]

MK: You kan't proove that.

Actually, I can.Or rather, other people can.
Can't you see that? Or are you not a cool cat?

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Yeah, that as just a joke off your aversion to the letter C

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Lies.
MK: Everyone knows that if something is in spase and isn't a spaseship, it's a planet.
MK: That's how it works.
MK: Until you kan prove to me first-hand otherwise, your arguments are irrelevent.

[crash826]

MK: Lies.
MK: Everyone knows that if something is in spase and isn't a spaseship, it's a planet.
MK: That's how it works.
MK: Until you kan prove to me first-hand otherwise, your arguments are irrelevent.

cC: your fac3 !2 !rr3l3vant.

(Couldn't resist. )

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Your argument is illogikal, and therefore also irrelevant.
MK: Gog, I'm surrouneded by inkompetanse.

[crash826]

MK: Your argument is illogikal, and therefore also irrelevant.
MK: Gog, I'm surrouneded by inkompetanse.

cC: my b3!ng !llog!cal do32 not chang3 th3 !rr3l3vancy of your fac3.

[mezzoEmrys]

ME: Ju57 becau5e you're a purple-blood doe5n'7 make every7h1ng you say a fac7.
ME: 5o 5hu7 up or 1'll be forced 7o 1njec7 red blood 1n7o you.
ME: 7he 5un 15 no7 a plane7, or a 5pace5h1p.
ME: You know wha7, 5crew you.
ME: 7h15 en71re conver5a71on 15 1rrelevan7.

[crash826]

ME: Ju57 becau5e you're a purple-blood doe5n'7 make every7h1ng you say a fac7.
ME: 5o 5hu7 up or 1'll be forced 7o 1njec7 red blood 1n7o you.
ME: 7he 5un 15 no7 a plane7, or a 5pace5h1p.
ME: You know wha7, 5crew you.
ME: 7h15 en71re conver5a71on 15 1rrelevan7.

cC: bluh bluh hug3 !rr3l3vancy