TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[questionableVeracity]

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? This is such a huge thread, I don't even know where to start. Do I just put this here even if I probably won't be roleplaying? If I'm screwing up, I'm really sorry. I'll fix it if you tell me what's wrong.



Your name is Lhotse Deodun. You are a generally cheerful individual if not kind of oblivious and lacking in the "indoor voice" department. You have a passion for extreme trollsports, by which you mean 'finding new and exciting ways to injure yourself', though due to your freakishly strong skeleton you've never broken a bone. You have a strange obsession with heights, which may or may not stem from the fact that you are very small. As such you spend a good deal of your time scaling tall things, be they trees or mountains. You also have a love of obscure but useless trivia, tons of which you have stored away in your lobe stem, ready for retrieval whenever you feel like annoying the people around you.

Your chumhandle is questionableVeracity and you PRIDE YOURSELF ON YOUR GRAMMAR?SPELLING< THOUGH YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TO BREAK YOUR SHIFT KEYS>

Fetch Modus: Equality (take something out, put something of similar size or properties back in)
Strife Specibus: GrappleKind
Lusus: A troll-sized finch
Blood: Canary Yellow (R: 255 G: 252 B: 0, #ffcc33)
Serf of Gravity

[Red Pen]

More amazingness. Are you writting this as you're going along? Or it all from one session?

So far it's all been from one session, and I'm just posting as I get it illustrated. There's enough of the chatlog left for one more post, but I can't post it until I finish writing Tolero's strife theme.

[Marionette]

Writing a strife theme? That is so cool. * w*

[blacksheepDaydreamer]

FFFF YOU MAKE ME LOOK SO LAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Doctor Tess]

You're doing it fine, qV! There's no real requirement that you have to stick around to roleplay after posting your trollfile.

Also holy shit when did we get so many trolls

[Marionette]

Seriously, so many, but hey. The more the merrier.

Aaand I'm probably going to work up a few more... not sure, but I've got one drawn. I don't know her name/tag/etc. yet, but it was fun to draw. xD

[hurlingPagan]

HP: |_WAS_TOLD_YOU_WERE_THE_LEADER_YOU_FOUL_FREAK
HP: NOW_CONVERSE_W|TH_YOUR_TEAM_AND_LET_ME_|N
HP: DAMN_COLOR_BLOODED_SO_|NCAPABLE_OF_PERFORM|NG_S|MPLE_TASKS

HP: AH_FUCK_|T_|LL_F|ND_SOMEONE_COOLER
HP: W|TH_COOLER_BLOOD
HP: AND_SH|T
HP: MARK_MY_WORDS

*Several Hours Later*
HP: OKAY_|_TAKE_|T_BACK
HP: ALL_THE_OTHER_TEAMS_ARE_SH|TT|ER_THAN_YOURS
HP: SO_|GNORE_MY_PREV|OUS_STATEMENTS

[tumorhead]

*throws in trollsona*

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*runs away*

[Red Pen]

(I forgot we still had to deploy all this stuff, so imma just give it its own post real quick and work on Strife later.)

When we last left off, Tolero was cleaning up her books. Time for Najash to start figuring out the game!


Najash: Investigate various game mechanics.


Okay sweet, let's check out this menu.

Najash: Deploy CRUXTRUDER.


You can't possibly think of a better place to put this. This is the best place. The BESSST. Tolero probably didn't need that recuperacoon anyways.

Najash: Just cut to the chase and deploy everything!


Okay, you do that. Tolero's room is too small and you haven't really figured out how to build yet, so you just head out to her balcony.



Looks like Tolero's lusus is asleep out here! You'd better not wake her up. You hear URSA gets pretty cranky if you interrupt her hibernation.


To be continued... right here!

[Marionette]

Fiiinally done.


Name: Rizza Nixim
chumHandle: arcaneVirago
Text color: red, like hematite powder and sour cherries (#A50F0F, RGB 165, 15, 15)
Typing quirk: types any word containing an X, V, or Z in all caps followed by an exclamation point
Shirt symbol: the alchemical symbol for hematite
Sylladex: Stack
Strife Specibus: Cardkind
Other refs: I will have to go find the URLs bluh.

Lusus: Sphinx (deceased)
Matesprit: Yep.
Kismesis: none, much to her dismay
Auspistice: nope
Morail: Aspirations, but nothing's panning out.

Kernelsprite: ManneSphinxsprite, a sphinx with an Uncanny Valley-looking face, a hat, and a dress (1st prototyping mannequin, second prototyping sphinx)

Personality (full intro under there):

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Your name is RIZZA NIXIM.

You are incredibly OUTGOING (though you can be KIND OF LOUD and A LITTLE OBNOXIOUS). Your DRIVE is incredible when you put your mind to something (which is, admittedly, not all of the time). You are also a GOSSIP, but your main interest is in collecting juicy tidbits rather than divulging them. That comes at a price (if you feel like telling at all). You like to think of yourself as a PURVEYOR OF SECRETS.

Despite how you might look, you actually love BOOKS. More than anything, though, you find yourself reading TRASHY TROLL’MANCE NOVELS. All of the ROMANCES interest you to some extent, but you are most titillated by the torrid odium that is KISMESISSITUDE. You are the first to speculate on who should be whose sacred stygian hate-mate, and you dream of the day you find a kismesis to call your own. You also enjoy playing RELATIONSHIP COUNSELOR. Whether or not you are actually any good at it doesn’t much matter to you.

Looking at your hive and your garb, your fondness for ASYMMETRY shows. You like to MAKE YOUR OWN CLOTHES to ensure the proper amount of lopsidedness. You grace your walls with BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES depicting LIONS LAYING THE BEATDOWN ON UNICORNS AND VICE VERSA. The kismesissitude of these two noble beasts is just so beautiful! You also collect FORTUNETELLING CARDS which you employ from time to time.

Your trolltag is arcaneVirago, and some letters just EXCITE! you. You get OVERZEALOUS! at the VERY! thought of saying them. Pretty ZANY!, isn’t it? Just the sort of spirit you’d EXPECT! from a VIXEN! like you.

Player notes: I use the Pesterchum application. I also prefer to play with fan characters only.

[JazzTap]

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Your name is JIARYN TERRAL.

LIFE IS GOOD, so far as you are concerned. Your main complaints are that you lack any COOL POWERS and have a lousy FETCH MODUS, but you are satisfied with VIRTUAL VERSIONS of the former and use your STRIFE SPECIBUS to replace the latter. In fact, you store several BACKPACKS in your specibus at once, including a weighted one which you infrequently use as a weapon.

You sometimes engage in EXTREME ROLEPLAY, although only with friends you trust to NOT GET YOU KILLED. OR MAIMED. So given your interest in GAMEPLAY MECHANICS, you often just write up character sheets. On other nights, you DRAW THINGS, or practice your pirouettes and other DANCE MANEUVERS. Sometimes you even go on HIKES with your beloved lusus, although only when the sun's actually down; your sleep schedule tends to be UNPREDICTABLE, thanks to LIVING UNDERGROUND.

Your lusus is a DIRE RAT OF UNUSUAL SIZE. She is hardly a bother to feed, though she does get into your food if left to her own devices. And while she is a MUCH BETTER HIKER THAN YOU, afterwards she makes such a COMFORTABLE PILLOW that you can sometimes just fall asleep on her until the sopor-less nightmares wake you up.

Your trolltag is judiciousTemplar, and ye hath a fondness for antyquated turns of phrase.

So um, hi! This seems a pretty neat place. Now where to jump in...
-- Edit: I guess I've got Pesterchum set up. But is the IRC channel always deserted these days?

[amnesiaDinosaur]

image courtesy of frostedWarlock, inside spoilertags

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You are ZHAKON ZABIYA. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, including CONSTRUCTING AUTOMATONS, FLARP, EXTREME ROLEPLAYING and JUMPING OFF OF TALL BUILDINGS. Your hive is decorated with CHUNKS OF METAL and LOTS OF DUCT TAPE. Your LUSUS resembles a HUMAN CHIHUAHUA. Many people consider you to be MENTALLY UNSTABLE or INSANE. You like to wear GREEN AND PURPLE CLOTHING and have PURPLE COLORED CONTACTS IN AT ALL TIMES.

Your symbol is that of Uranus. Your Strife Specibus is currently configured to tapeKind and WRENCHKIND. Your chumhandle is amnesiaDinosaur and y0u 73nd 70 7yp3 1ik3 7hiz wi7h0u7 punc7u47i0n 4nd wi7h0u7 c4pi741iz47i0n y0u 41z0 R4WR 0n 0cc4zi0n

[Doctor Tess]

I have no idea what the status on the IRC channel is but I'm guessing everyone who used to use it has moved on.

But yeah, any active incomplete sessions should give a holler every so often to make it easier for the new peeps to join in.

[Marionette]

Yeah, I popped into the IRC once and didn't see anyone. I need to remind myself to try it a few more times, though. One never knows...

Neither Nedari nor Rizza are involved in any session, but I'm not sure I want to start them juuust yet. Right now I'm just constructing my trolls and getting to know them. Plus, Nedari has a couple of companions already, and I'd need to talk it over with their players 'cause anything Nedari does is probably going to involve them. xD I'm happy to RP them with people, though.

[LaughingCat]

You are a troll that goes by the name of Nev. Your attitude towards things tends to shift constantly like you have the permanent case of the "MOOD SWINGS". Your Chumhandle is unrulyShapeshifter (likes to troll around on pester chat) ~and YOU TEND TO TYPE like THIS typing words in CAPS in random places. You like to tie things onto your horns that you find intriguing. Like pretty rocks or flowers or grass. You also like to just stay in your room most of the time so you can play silly games with your imaginary troll friend Mathilda who is the only thing in this troll world who thinks that the "BIRTH DEFECT YOU CALL A HORN PROTRUDING OUT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD" is quite dashing. Your Lusus is very creepy and likes to hide in unsuspecting places so when you DO find her she scares the living DAYLIGHTS out of you. Your Sylladex is set to TIC TAC TOE. You have to win a game if you want your item. It can get frusterating at times when you need the item QUICKLY but you're never really in any rush anyway. Your strife specibus is set to the axekind. (you are waiting untill the PERFECT moment axe open somebodies door and scream HEEEEEERES JOHNNY.)

~IF I'M not DOING THIS RIGHT I'm not very SORRY. I should REALLY APOLOGIZE for my HONESTY.

[Doctor Tess]

Oh my god he's like a Troll Christmas tree.

[Marionette]

I am digging the cravat.

[LaughingCat]

US: ~ I THOUGHT it would be EVIDENT THAT I AM A SHE. look at my BEAUTIFUL CURLY HAIR and the grace of my features THAT MATCH NO OTHER. *SNOOORRRTTTSSSS*

[Marionette]

Poor Nev. xD I must admit that I was fooled as well...

Woo, finally figured out how to disable smilies in posts. I guess I just had to change to the standard editor. Now Nedaritext can be posted without unnecessary spaces.

SD: This looks much better...

[Spires]

Verdis Insero

chumHandle: indolentVulgarity
Text colour: #009900
Typing quirk: EVery FIrst TWo LEtters OF EAch WOrd IS CApitalized.
He always mixes up his "ing" and types "ign" instead, i.e. "THinkign". He likes to sprinkle the occasional swear word into places where they're largely unnecessary.
Reference picture:

Shirt symbol: A smiley-face with one half happy and one half angry.
Weapon: Yo-Yo
Lusus:


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Your name is VERDIS INSERO.

You gain GREAT AMUSEMENT out of CONFUSING or ANGERING people, but are NOT QUICK TO ANGER yourself. In truth, you are usually PRETTY CHILL. Your main interests are ROLEPLAYING GAMES and ONLINE GAMING, though mostly for GRIEFING PURPOSES in your spare time. You have a fondness for ASYMMETRY, and making up insults comprised of SEVERAL MIXED WORDS, usually making them utter NONSENSE.

It both IRRITATES and AMUSES you when people TAKE THEMSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY, much to the anger of those who want to take anything seriously at all. You firmly believe that you can BEAT ANYTHING, because you are just that awesome.

Your lusus is a BADASS TURTLE-THING. Seriously, you love that guy, he's a REAL BRO. Your strife specibus is set to yoyokind.

Your trolltag is indolentVulgarity and you just love SPeakign IN THe AWesome MOtherfuckign WAy YOu DO, MAn.

Even though I only just joined the forums the other day and I don't think I'll be doing much RPing around here, if you happen catch me signed into the Pesterchum client I will, in fact, be in-character as Verdis.

Also, hopefully I am not doing this COMPLETELY WRONG.

[Doctor Tess]

US: ~ I THOUGHT it would be EVIDENT THAT I AM A SHE. look at my BEAUTIFUL CURLY HAIR and the grace of my features THAT MATCH NO OTHER. *SNOOORRRTTTSSSS*

shhhhhh

i-i think i have become accustomed to seeing male characters with girly hair, hahaha sorryyy

[LaughingCat]

shhhhhh

i-i think i have become accustomed to seeing male characters with girly hair, hahaha sorryyy

US: ~IT IS O.K. I GUESS. IF we EVER meet YOU OWE ME food.

[Rashak]

alchemicCyborg [AC] began trolling Trollslum

AC: Zeri0uly y0u guyz? Y0u're leaving y0ur c0nverzati0nz 0n public1
AC: I can even zee y0u1
AC: Furtherm0re
AC: Why the hell d0 y0u all zeem
AC: t0 have that deteztable dizeaze 0f
AC: 0f Friendzhip?
AC:.
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AC: It'z dizguzting
AC: I d0n't even care if I have t0 w0rk with 0range bl00dz.
AC: Az long az I d0n't bec0me inc0nvienced by my 0wn death

[Red Pen]

AC: Why the hell d0 y0u all zeem
AC: t0 have that deteztable dizeaze 0f
AC: 0f Friendzhip?

CR: Don't look at me, I've been hard at work building thisss awesssome repertoire of ssspite with mediokreKarapassse.
CR: Hate you, MK! -

[LeeAnn]

NO: [DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST HERE TO ST4LK US]