AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? This is such a huge thread, I don't even know where to start. Do I just put this here even if I probably won't be roleplaying? If I'm screwing up, I'm really sorry. I'll fix it if you tell me what's wrong.
Your name is Lhotse Deodun. You are a generally cheerful individual if not kind of oblivious and lacking in the "indoor voice" department. You have a passion for extreme trollsports, by which you mean 'finding new and exciting ways to injure yourself', though due to your freakishly strong skeleton you've never broken a bone. You have a strange obsession with heights, which may or may not stem from the fact that you are very small. As such you spend a good deal of your time scaling tall things, be they trees or mountains. You also have a love of obscure but useless trivia, tons of which you have stored away in your lobe stem, ready for retrieval whenever you feel like annoying the people around you.
Your chumhandle is questionableVeracity and you PRIDE YOURSELF ON YOUR GRAMMAR?SPELLING< THOUGH YOU HAVE A TENDENCY TO BREAK YOUR SHIFT KEYS>
Fetch Modus: Equality (take something out, put something of similar size or properties back in)
Strife Specibus: GrappleKind
Lusus: A troll-sized finch
Blood: Canary Yellow (R: 255 G: 252 B: 0, #ffcc33)
Serf of Gravity