TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: Best hate-friends forever.
MK: Our spite burns brighter than a thousand suns.
MK: You wish you had spite of our kaliber.
MK: It is honed like a well sharpened blade.
MK: A blade of spite.

[LaughingCat]

NO: [DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST HERE TO ST4LK US]

US: ~ >8C NO ONE EVER STALKS me. I WILL stalk YOU. I will be THE STALKER. >:]

[mediokreKarapase]

MK: And thus did they forever stalk eashother in a perpetual sykle of heartrending kismesissitude.
MK: Adorable.

[LeeAnn]

NO: [I THINK YOU FORGOT WHO I 4M, US]

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[LaughingCat]

NO: [I THINK YOU FORGOT WHO I 4M, US]

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US: ~OH YEAH YOU'RE THAT ONE CHICK WITH the horns. 8D WHERE is my FOOD. >8[

US: ~AND I think THAT one GUY WITH THE purple needs to SHUT HIS BIG gaping STINK HOLE THAT is a MOUTH. 83 SEE?! I AM CLEVER with the INSULTS TOO. OHOHOHOHO.

[Maxfield-Elite]

Hey, may I interrupt? (This is my first time out of the Forum Adventures.) Can you guys tell me if I've got this right?



Name: Aquill Lazair
Handle: stabilizedParadox
Blood Type: #7f0000
Typing quirk: +[Types positive and negative around his sentences (begins with positive for happiness or sincerity, negative for grumpiness or sarcasm,) uses correct grammar.]-
Symbol: Cross-heir
Strife Spectibus: Footkind (Martial arts)/Signkind (Street signs, wielded like a polearm or staff.)
Lusus: Three-headed Chimera (The lion head corresponds to Aquil)
Kernelsprite: Chimerasprite
First Prototyping: Motorcycle Outfit
Second Prototyping: Lion Head
Medium: Land of Paths and Fog (Road-world, covered in highways and parking complexes; heavily foggy.)
Background: His lusus took in three young trolls instead of the usual one (a chimera thing?) so he has 'brothers' outside of the 'incestuous slurry' sense. He lost a chunk of his left horn in an accident involving his brother Jharek and a brick column, and he sanded it down afterwards.

I've got a traditional drawing on the way, but I wanted to get this up already. I'm happy to roleplay and stuff, if no one minds.

[Marionette]

Looks fine to me, Maxfield. Nice troll. I was actually considering creating a chimera lusus'd troll myself. xD

Also...

AV: Did someone mention kismesissitude?
AV: I am so happy for the two of them. That is so EXCELLENT!

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] began trolling trollslum --
aV: I am so happy for the two of them. That is so EXCELLENT!
sP: +[Wait, what?]-
sP: -[This is what I get for not logging into Trollian for three cycles.]+

[Marionette]

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] began trolling trollslum --
aV: I am so happy for the two of them. That is so EXCELLENT!
sP: +[Wait, what?]-
sP: -[This is what I get for not logging into Trollian for three months.]+

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
AV: Oh, sorry.
AV: I was just talking in general.
AV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
AV: If so, EXCITING!

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-

(20 points to whoever can tell what game I'm referring to. )

[LeeAnn]

Might as well make an actual post~ I'm I doin' it right gais? durp

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You name is NICOLE ORETESS.

Your interest lies mainly in the lines of sitting by yourself doing absolutely nothing. Often you may have MUSIC playing, as it's an excuse to say you're doing something productive. Most of the time you're probably ASLEEP. You loathe more than anything when you re fast asleep and somebody PESTERS you. It's very annoying. And yet, you always have your PESTERCHUM open and online. You almost seem to ask for this constant annoyance.

You don't like to partake in any of the games, but will willing do so just so you can watch everybody else flail around. You dread being put as a lead because then you'd be expected to DO something. That would be dreadful. The only thing you DO like DOING is sometimes PAINTING your walls. You have many cans of neon green paint and constantly reapply it to your walls, because you hate for it to be dry. Because of this, most of your pants are stained with the paint along with your right hand, which you use to do the act. Your shoes escape the bright coloring because you never wear them inside. Ever.

Your Lusus... Well. It's kind of attached to your butt. ...yeah. It's a complicated living, but you've made due with it this long.

Your weapon is a huge needle. Big surprise. You've spent many of your long hours of doing nothing actually doing something and attempting to invent a serum with which to bring people back to life. You know. ~Reanimated~ It's a hobby, you guess.

Your PESTERCHUM handle is neonObsessionist and you type with the color of "Lime". You put all your sentences into []'s, banishing the need for punctuation as you never type more than a sentence at a time. You also replace all your L's with 1 and A's with 4's, relishing in your favorite number of 14 which is sewn so nicely onto all your shirts. You also like CAPS, but REFUSE to press CAPSLOCK. You always hold down the SHIFT key. Always.

That's all there is to say about that.

[Marionette]

(I don't think there's really a "wrong way" to do it as long as you provide basic info about your troll. At least, that's what I glean from the first post.)

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-

[Red Pen]

MK: Best hate-friends forever.
MK: Our spite burns brighter than a thousand suns.
MK: You wish you had spite of our kaliber.
MK: It is honed like a well sharpened blade.
MK: A blade of spite.

CR: Do you feel that, MK? That ssstabbing pain?
CR: That isss the blade of my ssspite. It isss sssharper than the blade of your ssspite.
CR: You could sssplit an atom with thisss ssspite.
CR: Kaboom, planet dessstroyed.
CR: You wisssh you could dessstroy planetsss with your ssspite, MK. You wisssh it.

[Marionette]

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-
aV: Nice to meet you, too.
aV: I know what you mean. I know some cool ones, but they can be EXTREMELY! dumb sometimes. I don't really care. I'm awesome, and I know I'm awesome. I'm the awesomest.
aV:You don't HAVE! to say my name like that, by the way.
aV: Unless you just want to. That's cool too.

[Maxfield-Elite]

cR: You wisssh you could dessstroy planetsss with your ssspite, MK. You wisssh it.
sP: -[I'm sure you two are going to have a lovely- er, abysmal kismesissisetude, but could you save the atom-splitting for later?]+
sP: -[Some of us are still using Alternia.]+
sP: +[That and it's impossible to split an an atom with a knife.]-

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-
aV: Nice to meet you, too.
aV: I know what you mean. I know some cool ones, but they can be EXTREMELY! dumb sometimes. I don't really care. I'm awesome, and I know I'm awesome. I'm the awesomest.
aV:You don't HAVE! to say my name like that, by the way.
aV: Unless you just want to. That's cool too.
sP: +[I just thought it was amusing.]-
sP: +[Your habit of putting emphasis on strange words.]-
sP: +[Not that I'm trying to be rude here, I mean.]-

[blitzkriegxd1]

Your name is HEPHES NERGAL.

You are a total pervert, however contrary to your trolltag you make no effort to hide it and are an INCORRIGIBLE FLIRT, though you are NOT ALWAYS PARTICULARLY GOOD AT IT. Beneath this however you are generally a nice guy and are friendly and optimistic about almost everything. You have nothing against guys in general but tend to become EXCESSIVELY DISCONCERTED when you accidentally hit on other guys, an event which is extremely common due to your impulse to flirt with anyone you chat with. Due to this tendency you GENERALLY PREFER TO TALK TO GIRLS, as it makes you feel more secure. You have learned to be more courteous in person, however, after sustaining an AESTHETICALLY PLEASING but EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL EYE INJURY as a result of excessive flirting in the wrong place at the wrong time, an event that has left you nearly blind in one eye but which gave you an AWESOME SCAR.

You do have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS other than FLIRTING including, among other things, TROLL CHESS, which has absolutely nothing to do with the Earth game that by pure coincidence it shares its name with, writing UNDULY CONVOLUTED but at least in your opinion INCREDIBLY EPIC STORIES, and AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY THAT IS IN NO WAY INAPPROPRIATE. Should any of these interests or anything else interesting to you be brought up in conversation you often immediately cease and forget all about FLIRTING to talk about the aforementioned interesting thing at ALMOST ANNOYINGLY GREAT LENGTH, barring the occasional impulsive INNUENDO.

Your strife specibus is CAMERAKIND and your fetch modus is DATING SIM, an appropriately unnecessarily complicated fetch modus involving wooing the captchalog card you wish to access. Your symbol is a heart with an arrowhead sticking out of it at a 45 degree angle, similar to the symbol for Mars. Your lusus is essentially an enormous male chicken. Your trolltag is surreptitiousPervert and you ;) speak in a very expressive manner, and always in complete sentences ;)

(typing color is cc00ff)

didIdogood?;w;

[Maxfield-Elite]

didIdogood?;w;

You did very good.

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] began trolling surreptitiousPervert [sP] --
sP: -[Oh, uh, yes, mister... pervert.]+
sP: -[Welcome... I guess.]+
sP: -[We were discussing scientifically impossible methods of atomic bombing.]+

[Marionette]

(Troll Casanova, if you were wondering, is far superior in every way to Earth Casanova.)

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Seriously, CR and MK, I'm maybe sensing a little caliginous chemistry.
AV: Anyway.
AV: Looks like someone fancies himself a bit of a Troll CASANOVA! Oh myyy.

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-
aV: Nice to meet you, too.
aV: I know what you mean. I know some cool ones, but they can be EXTREMELY! dumb sometimes. I don't really care. I'm awesome, and I know I'm awesome. I'm the awesomest.
aV:You don't HAVE! to say my name like that, by the way.
aV: Unless you just want to. That's cool too.
sP: +[I just thought it was amusing.]-
sP: +[Your habit of putting emphasis on strange words.]-
sP: +[Not that I'm trying to be rude here, I mean.]-
aV: At least I'm not the one flinging pluses and minuses EVERY! which way. >o
aV: Hahaha but seriously, I'm not insulted. You kidding me?
aV: That would be so low on the scale of insults, it'd be like... almost dead ZERO!
aV: But I guess since it wasn't intended to be one, VICTORY! is yours!
aV: Anyway, I do it because it's fun.
aV: It's like, ADDICTIVE!

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-
aV: Nice to meet you, too.
aV: I know what you mean. I know some cool ones, but they can be EXTREMELY! dumb sometimes. I don't really care. I'm awesome, and I know I'm awesome. I'm the awesomest.
aV:You don't HAVE! to say my name like that, by the way.
aV: Unless you just want to. That's cool too.
sP: +[I just thought it was amusing.]-
sP: +[Your habit of putting emphasis on strange words.]-
sP: +[Not that I'm trying to be rude here, I mean.]-
aV: At least I'm not the one flinging pluses and minuses EVERY! which way. >o
aV: Hahaha but seriously, I'm not insulted. You kidding me?
aV: That would be so low on the scale of insults, it'd be like... almost dead ZERO!
aV: But I guess since it wasn't intended to be one, VICTORY! is yours!
aV: Anyway, I do it because it's fun.
aV: It's like, ADDICTIVE!
sP: -[The 'pluses and minuses' are representative of polarization.]+
sP: +[Which is to say, I soak my sentences in battery acid.]-
sP: +[Which is a misnomer as most current batteries run on an alkaline formula.]-
sP: +[Though, I wonder. An insult with a ph of zero, wouldn't that be extremely acidic?]-
sP: +[A seven would be more suiting, putting it at neutral.]-

[blitzkriegxd1]

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] began trolling surreptitiousPervert [sP] --
sP: -[Oh, uh, yes, mister... pervert.]+
sP: -[Welcome... I guess.]+
sP: -[We were discussing scientifically impossible methods of atomic bombing.]+

[SP]: ;) oh, hey baby ;)
[SP]: :o ooh, that sounds like it could be fun. :o
[SP]: :/ I don't much like discussing fancy theoretical stuff, though. :/
[SP]: ;) I mean, other than the theoretical results of you plus me and a couple bottles of Alternian Ale ;)
[SP]: O.O Actually, um, why don't we, uh, scratch that particular line of thought O.O
[SP]: ^^; I just noticed your, ah, picture... um, this is kinda awkward, I mean, for me ^^;
[SP]: @_@ I mean, I'm not, you know, into, that is to say, um, flirting, I suppose, with the opposite gender, you know? @_@
[SP]: >< Yeah... so, you know... as you can imagine, this is sort of... embarrassing ><
[SP]: >:( Ugh, screw it >:(

-- surreptitiousPervert [SP] ceased trolling stabilizedParadox [SP] --

-- surreptitiousPervert [SP] began trolling Trollslum --
[SP]: ;) hey babes ;)
[SP]: :/ And hello guys, too. :/
[SP]: ;) So, any ladies in the house? ;)
[SP]: ;3 Preferably lonely ones, who need fella to talk to? ;3

[Marionette]

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-
aV: Nice to meet you, too.
aV: I know what you mean. I know some cool ones, but they can be EXTREMELY! dumb sometimes. I don't really care. I'm awesome, and I know I'm awesome. I'm the awesomest.
aV:You don't HAVE! to say my name like that, by the way.
aV: Unless you just want to. That's cool too.
sP: +[I just thought it was amusing.]-
sP: +[Your habit of putting emphasis on strange words.]-
sP: +[Not that I'm trying to be rude here, I mean.]-
aV: At least I'm not the one flinging pluses and minuses EVERY! which way. >o
aV: Hahaha but seriously, I'm not insulted. You kidding me?
aV: That would be so low on the scale of insults, it'd be like... almost dead ZERO!
aV: But I guess since it wasn't intended to be one, VICTORY! is yours!
aV: Anyway, I do it because it's fun.
aV: It's like, ADDICTIVE!
sP: -[The 'pluses and minuses' are representative of polarization.]+
sP: +[Which is to say, I soak my sentences in battery acid.]-
sP: +[Which is a misnomer as most current batteries run on an alkaline formula.]-
sP: +[Though, I wonder. An insult with a ph of zero, wouldn't that be extremely acidic?]-
sP: +[A seven would be more suiting, putting it at neutral.]-
aV: That's because it's not a pH scale, DUH.
aV: It's a ZERO! is suck, ten is awesome scale.
aV: It's called the Awesome Scale. On itself, it's like a ten.
aV: It's of my own INVENTION!
aV: So it's EVEN! awesomer.
aV: It's actually like an ELEVEN!

[Rashak]

CR: Don't look at me, I've been hard at work building thisss awesssome repertoire of ssspite with mediokreKarapassse.
CR: Hate you, MK! -

AC: y0u tw0 bicker like elderly
AC: Matezpritez.
AC: Tell me, haz yet the dr0ne c0llected y0ur
AC: Zlurry?
AC: I can 0nly azzume it waz m0zt awkward.
AC: Like the zecti0n in "The Male wh0 encounterz
AC: a Female, whilzt taking a Zp0ntane0uz day 0ff
AC: 0f hiz Azzignment, and Devel0pz Redr0m feelingz
AC: F0r her, but th0ze feelingz quickly bec0me
AC: Blackr0m, and he wizhez t0 f0rget ab0ut her z0
AC: He d0ez, with the p0wer 0f zcience, 0nly t0 realize
AC: that he didn't want t0 f0rget her, he waz 0nly being
AC: zpitefull." When Tr0ll Jim Carry waz pleazing
AC: himzelf when hiz luzuz entered the r00m.
AC: I bet it waz exactly like that! >:]

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sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-[/b]

(20 points to whoever can tell what game I'm referring to. )

Mass Effect

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- surreptitiousPervert [sP] began trolling Trollslum --
sP: ;) hey babes ;)
sP: :/ And hello guys, too. :/
sP: ;) So, any ladies in the house? ;)
sP: ;3 Preferably lonely ones, who need fella to talk to? ;3
sP: -[Nonononono- wait, let me piece this together.]+
sP: -["I'm not ... into ... flirting ... with the opposite gender"]+
sP: -[That's what you said.]+
sP: -[I think you need to get your genders straight.]+

-- arcaneVirago [aV] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
aV: Oh, sorry.
aV: I was just talking in general.
aV: I don't really know what's going on either, but apparently they are kismesiseseses?
aV: If so, EXCITING!
sP: +[It's really my fault for playing games this whole time.]-
sP: +[Have you heard of "In which a space captain stumbles upon a plan to resurrect an ancient evil, becomes a galactic peace keeper, and saves the known universe, all the while possibly romancing crewmates?"]-
sP: +[Good game. Sorry, I tent to ramble on a bit. Name's Aquil.]-
aV: Funny, I was just talking to another gamer earlier. I don't game a whole lot myself, though they're cool sometimes. Can't say I HAVE! played that one.
aV: Anyway, yo, Aquil. I'm RIZZA!
sP: +[Well then, RIZZA!, I'm glad to make your acquaintance.]-
sP: -[To be honest, I was worried the first person I was gonna run into on Trollian would be a blue or purple blood.]+
sP: -[I'm sure some of them are nice, but most of them are just so stuck up.]+
sP: -[I guess I'm just used to Edurne thinking he's better than me.]+
sP: +[Dammit, I'm rambling again.]-
aV: Nice to meet you, too.
aV: I know what you mean. I know some cool ones, but they can be EXTREMELY! dumb sometimes. I don't really care. I'm awesome, and I know I'm awesome. I'm the awesomest.
aV:You don't HAVE! to say my name like that, by the way.
aV: Unless you just want to. That's cool too.
sP: +[I just thought it was amusing.]-
sP: +[Your habit of putting emphasis on strange words.]-
sP: +[Not that I'm trying to be rude here, I mean.]-
aV: At least I'm not the one flinging pluses and minuses EVERY! which way. >o
aV: Hahaha but seriously, I'm not insulted. You kidding me?
aV: That would be so low on the scale of insults, it'd be like... almost dead ZERO!
aV: But I guess since it wasn't intended to be one, VICTORY! is yours!
aV: Anyway, I do it because it's fun.
aV: It's like, ADDICTIVE!
sP: -[The 'pluses and minuses' are representative of polarization.]+
sP: +[Which is to say, I soak my sentences in battery acid.]-
sP: +[Which is a misnomer as most current batteries run on an alkaline formula.]-
sP: +[Though, I wonder. An insult with a ph of zero, wouldn't that be extremely acidic?]-
sP: +[A seven would be more suiting, putting it at neutral.]-
aV: That's because it's not a pH scale, DUH.
aV: It's a ZERO! is suck, ten is awesome scale.
aV: It's called the Awesome Scale. On itself, it's like a ten.
aV: It's of my own INVENTION!
aV: So it's EVEN! awesomer.
aV: It's actually like an ELEVEN!
sP: +[Just to point out, adding an eleven to a scale doesn't necessarily make it higher.]-
sP: +[It'd be more accurate, but cover the same area.]-
sP: +[Ten slightly less than it was before, and eleven being the new maximum.]-

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