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[Marionette]

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NB: My_swЄЄt,_swЄЄt_NЄdari.
NB: How_havЄ_you_bЄЄn_m'lovЄ?
SD: Oh... hello...
SD: I... have been fine, I suppose...
SD: Things have been... interesting... lately...
SD: But it is of no import...
NB: RЄgardlЄss_of_importancЄ,_you'vЄ_piquЄd_my_in tЄrЄst.
NB: What_has_suddЄnly_bЄcomЄ_intЄrЄsting_about_yo ur_lifЄ?
SD: Oh...
SD: I... I'm afraid I cannot divulge details with any level of clarity...
SD: I had forgotten, but I am sworn to secrecy... my sincerest apologies... :(
NB: Sworn_to_sЄcrЄcy?
NB: Toward_thЄ_dЄtails_of_your_lifЄ?
NB: What_arЄ_you_in,_witnЄss_protЄction?
SD: It is sort of for protection...
SD: I'm not sure who it is meant to protect more... but I am not afraid...
SD: I will say one thing... I have filled a quadrant...!
SD: Sometimes I am just not sure which one...
NB: FillЄd?_Quadrant?
NB: Who_has_struck_your_fancy,_I_wondЄr?
SD: That is the thing...
SD: I cannot tell...
SD: In any case...!
SD: How is your life...?
SD: Luxurious as always...?
NB: Ahahahahaha!
NB: You_think_I_would_havЄ_it_any_othЄr_way?
NB: But,_yЄs. I_havЄ_lЄd_a_rЄlativЄly_normal_lifЄ_thus_far.
NB: Cooking_my_own_food,_arguing_with_my_lusus,
NB: Annoying_bastard.
NB: I_rЄally_hopЄ_yours_isn't_giving_you_as_much_tro uble.
SD: No more than usual...
SD: She's a good girl, of a sorts...
SD: A little difficult when I have guests, but I seldom have any of those...
NB: Now,_why_is_that,_dЄar?
NB: A_lady_likЄ_yoursЄlf_would_havЄ_mЄn_lining_up_ at_your_front_door!
NB: ...so_to_spЄak.
SD: Well, it is only that...
SD: I am not particularly suited to or fond of having guests...
SD: I prefer being left to myself...
SD: And as I said, my lusus can be... a problem...
SD: Though I can rein her in...
NB: Oh_you_stinking_lonЄr. Ԇ:P
NB: Go_out_and_socializЄ_for_a_changЄ,_says_I.
NB: All_work_and_no_play_makЄs_Jack_a_dull_troll!
SD: I do not think I will do that...
SD: My nerves are somewhat overwrought...
SD: Electronic communication is vastly preferable...
SD: Besides, I do go out from time to time...
SD: I FLARP...

[CRP_MMDUDE]

-- nucleicBachelor [NB] started trolling syntheticDebutante [SD] --
NB: My_swЄЄt,_swЄЄt_NЄdari.
NB: How_havЄ_you_bЄЄn_m'lovЄ?
SD: Oh... hello...
SD: I... have been fine, I suppose...
SD: Things have been... interesting... lately...
SD: But it is of no import...
NB: RЄgardlЄss_of_importancЄ,_you'vЄ_piquЄd_my_in tЄrЄst.
NB: What_has_suddЄnly_bЄcomЄ_intЄrЄsting_about_yo ur_lifЄ?
SD: Oh...
SD: I... I'm afraid I cannot divulge details with any level of clarity...
SD: I had forgotten, but I am sworn to secrecy... my sincerest apologies... :(
NB: Sworn_to_sЄcrЄcy?
NB: Toward_thЄ_dЄtails_of_your_lifЄ?
NB: What_arЄ_you_in,_witnЄss_protЄction?
SD: It is sort of for protection...
SD: I'm not sure who it is meant to protect more... but I am not afraid...
SD: I will say one thing... I have filled a quadrant...!
SD: Sometimes I am just not sure which one...
NB: FillЄd?_Quadrant?
NB: Who_has_struck_your_fancy,_I_wondЄr?
SD: That is the thing...
SD: I cannot tell...
SD: In any case...!
SD: How is your life...?
SD: Luxurious as always...?
NB: Ahahahahaha!
NB: You_think_I_would_havЄ_it_any_othЄr_way?
NB: But,_yЄs. I_havЄ_lЄd_a_rЄlativЄly_normal_lifЄ_thus_far.
NB: Cooking_my_own_food,_arguing_with_my_lusus,
NB: Annoying_bastard.
NB: I_rЄally_hopЄ_yours_isn't_giving_you_as_much_tro uble.
SD: No more than usual...
SD: She's a good girl, of a sorts...
SD: A little difficult when I have guests, but I seldom have any of those...
NB: Now,_why_is_that,_dЄar?
NB: A_lady_likЄ_yoursЄlf_would_havЄ_mЄn_lining_up_ at_your_front_door!
NB: ...so_to_spЄak.
SD: Well, it is only that...
SD: I am not particularly suited to or fond of having guests...
SD: I prefer being left to myself...
SD: And as I said, my lusus can be... a problem...
SD: Though I can rein her in...
NB: Oh_you_stinking_lonЄr. Ԇ:P
NB: Go_out_and_socializЄ_for_a_changЄ,_says_I.
NB: All_work_and_no_play_makЄs_Jack_a_dull_troll!
SD: I do not think I will do that...
SD: My nerves are somewhat overwrought...
SD: Electronic communication is vastly preferable...
SD: Besides, I do go out from time to time...
SD: I FLARP...
NB: What_is_it_with_trolls_and_flarping?
NB: I_nЄvЄr_rЄally_got_into_it.
NB: My_friЄnd_VV_did,_though.
NB: ShЄ_is_quitЄ_thЄ_fan_of_it_as_wЄll.

[Marionette]

-- nucleicBachelor [NB] started trolling syntheticDebutante [SD] --
NB: My_swЄЄt,_swЄЄt_NЄdari.
NB: How_havЄ_you_bЄЄn_m'lovЄ?
SD: Oh... hello...
SD: I... have been fine, I suppose...
SD: Things have been... interesting... lately...
SD: But it is of no import...
NB: RЄgardlЄss_of_importancЄ,_you'vЄ_piquЄd_my_in tЄrЄst.
NB: What_has_suddЄnly_bЄcomЄ_intЄrЄsting_about_yo ur_lifЄ?
SD: Oh...
SD: I... I'm afraid I cannot divulge details with any level of clarity...
SD: I had forgotten, but I am sworn to secrecy... my sincerest apologies... :(
NB: Sworn_to_sЄcrЄcy?
NB: Toward_thЄ_dЄtails_of_your_lifЄ?
NB: What_arЄ_you_in,_witnЄss_protЄction?
SD: It is sort of for protection...
SD: I'm not sure who it is meant to protect more... but I am not afraid...
SD: I will say one thing... I have filled a quadrant...!
SD: Sometimes I am just not sure which one...
NB: FillЄd?_Quadrant?
NB: Who_has_struck_your_fancy,_I_wondЄr?
SD: That is the thing...
SD: I cannot tell...
SD: In any case...!
SD: How is your life...?
SD: Luxurious as always...?
NB: Ahahahahaha!
NB: You_think_I_would_havЄ_it_any_othЄr_way?
NB: But,_yЄs. I_havЄ_lЄd_a_rЄlativЄly_normal_lifЄ_thus_far.
NB: Cooking_my_own_food,_arguing_with_my_lusus,
NB: Annoying_bastard.
NB: I_rЄally_hopЄ_yours_isn't_giving_you_as_much_tro uble.
SD: No more than usual...
SD: She's a good girl, of a sorts...
SD: A little difficult when I have guests, but I seldom have any of those...
NB: Now,_why_is_that,_dЄar?
NB: A_lady_likЄ_yoursЄlf_would_havЄ_mЄn_lining_up_ at_your_front_door!
NB: ...so_to_spЄak.
SD: Well, it is only that...
SD: I am not particularly suited to or fond of having guests...
SD: I prefer being left to myself...
SD: And as I said, my lusus can be... a problem...
SD: Though I can rein her in...
NB: Oh_you_stinking_lonЄr. Ԇ:P
NB: Go_out_and_socializЄ_for_a_changЄ,_says_I.
NB: All_work_and_no_play_makЄs_Jack_a_dull_troll!
SD: I do not think I will do that...
SD: My nerves are somewhat overwrought...
SD: Electronic communication is vastly preferable...
SD: Besides, I do go out from time to time...
SD: I FLARP...
NB: What_is_it_with_trolls_and_flarping?
NB: I_nЄvЄr_rЄally_got_into_it.
NB: My_friЄnd_VV_did,_though.
NB: ShЄ_is_quitЄ_thЄ_fan_of_it_as_wЄll.
SD: I find it rather...
SD: Liberating...
SD: And attempt to do it in the presence of a specific group...
SD: I can handle it a little better...

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blacksheepDaydreamer and I have a two-person chain going right now. I'd have to check with her but you could probably join up with us. Your troll is pretty cool and would make a great addition to our current shenanigans, if you'd like.

O:

I'd love that!

[Red Pen]

Previously, Tolero had to battle her lusus after Najash threw a recupracoon through her wall.



A young troll stands in her respiteblock.



As was previously mentioned, your name is Najash Guivre. You were just in the middle of playing Sgrub with your friend Tolero Nafade, but she had to go placate her custodian, leaving you with some time to burn. Whatever that timer at Tolero's hive was counting down to, it still had five minutes left on it when last you checked. That leaves you with four minutes and fifty-nine seconds to slack off!

What will you do?

Najash: examine room.



Looks like the tide is coming in again. You hate living so close to the ocean, but your dumb brother has BLUH BLUH SPECIAL NEEDS.



Apysur is pretty much the master of all the things you're bad at, like sports and having an actual social life. You can't stand that guy. He is basically the worst troll ever. The WORSSST. And you are not at all jealous.

He's out swimming with his other glub glub fish friends right now though.

Najash: mess around on your computer.




Your computer is your life. It's where you store all your music, as well as your sordid KARKAT BLACKROM SLASHFIC. You are especially proud of this one.

Najash: troll CantankerousGeode.

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling CantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.

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Your name is AMAGIA VINCER and you have a borderline fetishistic obsession with CONQUERING OTHERS. You look like a huge bitch but you're actually just a HUGE CREEP who thrives when EMTIONALLY OBSESSED with VICTIMIZING OTHERS. You are a CHRONIC POLYGAMIST when it comes to Kismesissitude. You often come off as either TOO FRIENDLY or TOO ANTAGONISTIC for anyone to trust you, and rightfully so. You don't have many friends, to be honest.

You also love PIERCINGS and HEAVY METAL. You like to spend time reading troll wikipedia articles about TYRANTS and DICTATORS. Sometimes you will play a SILLY GAME with your friends, but only if it's PVP. You have a softer side, and you think animals are the CUTEST THINGS. You own too many stuffed creatures and all of them are decorated with radical PATCHES and PINS. Your hard is terribly UNKEMPT.

You are extremely jealous of trolls with PSIONIC POWERS and you wish you had something like that, if you could you would be connected with the OCCULT, even if it's existence is dubious. A little part of you believes in it, evidence to the contrary withstanding.

Your LUSUS is a NIGHT DWELLER, a large lizard that stalks the caves beneath Alternia. He is usually absent hunting, among other things, young trolls who are undergoing their birthing trials. You live in the dim caverns of your lusus' nesting grounds. Your given symbol is the CHI RHO of Troll Constantine's army. You prefer to fight with SPEARKIND if you can, but TEETHKIND are typically what you're forced to use.

Your chumHandle is holocaustFetish and your typing sstyle callss for doubling every s as...s well as...s changing ell to eil and ts into tz if they are at the end of a word. Becausse of this you sseem to sspeak with a sslight hissss and ssometimess letz a word or two ssound like a sstern command.
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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling CantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.
CG: oh, oh, OH HEEEEYYY
CG: that sounds EXTREMELY FUN!
CG: games are SOOOO fun
CG: we can TALK and stuff if you WAAAAAANT
CG: cause that can be FUN TOOOOO
CG: heeeeeey what KINDA game is it anyways?
CG: B]

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling CantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.
CG: oh, oh, OH HEEEEYYY
CG: that sounds EXTREMELY FUN!
CG: games are SOOOO fun
CG: we can TALK and stuff if you WAAAAAANT
CG: cause that can be FUN TOOOOO
CG: heeeeeey what KINDA game is it anyways?
CG: :]
CR: Sssee, I knew you wouldn't let me down!
CR: It isss the BESSST game!
CR: It'sss called Sssgrub. Sssome kind of computer program that letsss you messs around in people'sss hivesss and move their ssstuff.
CR: Ssso far I've filled Tolero'sss hive with a bunch of weird machinesss and we've ssstarted a timer but we don't know what it'sss counting down to.
CR: Alssso the loading ssscreen isss epic.
CR: Ssso yeah, I'm pretty much hooked.
CR: Tronno
CR: Tronno will you enable my gaming addiction?
CR: I will let you rearrange my hive and ssstuff.

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling CantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.
CG: oh, oh, OH HEEEEYYY
CG: that sounds EXTREMELY FUN!
CG: games are SOOOO fun
CG: we can TALK and stuff if you WAAAAAANT
CG: cause that can be FUN TOOOOO
CG: heeeeeey what KINDA game is it anyways?
CG: :]
CR: Sssee, I knew you wouldn't let me down!
CR: It isss the BESSST game!
CR: It'sss called Sssgrub. Sssome kind of computer program that letsss you messs around in people'sss hivesss and move their ssstuff.
CR: Ssso far I've filled Tolero'sss hive with a bunch of weird machinesss and we've ssstarted a timer but we don't know what it'sss counting down to.
CR: Alssso the loading ssscreen isss epic.
CR: Ssso yeah, I'm pretty much hooked.
CR: Tronno
CR: Tronno will you enable my gaming addiction?
CR: I will let you rearrange my hive and ssstuff.
CG: soooo OH OH IS THIS LIKE FLARP OR SOMETHING???
CG: you get to mess with HIVES?
CG: woahhhhh how does that even work
CG: it's like extremely cool sounding
CG: the timer sounds WICKED WEIRD though
CG: just timing a RACING MINIGAME
CG: with an AWESOME STARTING SCREEN WOOO
CG: no idea about ADDICTION OR ANYTHINGGGGG but this sounds COOL
CG: LEMME PLAY LEMME PLAAAAY!

[Aerok12]

Ok, finally done with all of them. Yay!

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Your name is ALEREX MAHARG. You have had an affinity for creating new technologies ever since you discovered your ability to manipulate electricity. However, that is not your only interest. You are also fascinated by PUZZLES, even though you aren't very good at them. This is likely the result of you having a troll disorder called "ADHD". You tend to be distracted easily because of it.

You also love to DRAW, especially PIXEL ART, because you are so good at computers and stuff.

Your lusus is a small ferret. It is ridiculously slick because of some weird troll ferret biology thing. It's impossible to catch, so you just let him roam the house.

Your symbol is one of electricity. Your strife specibus is set to tazerkind, because duh.

Your trolltag is randomEngineer and you disaprove of neding more than one sucesive leter.

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Your name is CHALER REFOOH. You are ALWAYS ANGRY. You your pent-up rage by BREAKING STUFF. This became remarkably easier when your TELEKINESIS kicked in.

Despite this, you are an avid VIDEO GAME player. Suffice to say that you spend a lot of troll money on them. You are also a fan of RACING, and you are VERY GOOD AT IT. You sometimes cheat, but that's okay because it's not like anyone doesn't. You almost always win. You get all the medals. All of them.

Your lusus is a large bull. Fortunately, it prefers to stay outside, where you are unlikely to hurt it in a blind rage.

Your symbol is an abstract representation of matter. Your strife specibus is set to batkind.

Your trolltag is gamerRage, and you don't bother with a quirk.

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Your name is FAFNIR AODHAN. You hate society. You do everything in your power to defy it. For instance, you left the sea, leaving your lusus to fend for itself. You completely ignore the blood caste system. What do red, blue, green, brown, pink bloods even mean? They mean nothing. You ALWAYS LIE about everything. You can never stop. It's becoming a habit bordering on the fetishistic.

You also enjoy INTERPRETIVE DANCE. You love the way the story flows through your body like, like something. You AREN'T VERY GOOD AT METAPHORS.

Your lusus was a sea dragon, but as said previously, you abandoned it.

Your symbol stands for energy. Your strife specibus is set to lighterkind, because you will use it often in your dances, even though you have already discovered your ability to increase and decrease temperature in things.

Your trolltag is reconditeRebellion, and yu lmst lwys us vwls.

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Your name is ALSTOR KUNUKS. You have a habit of NEVER WEARING CLOTHES. EVER. Conveniently, trolls have no external genitalia to speak of. So there is really no reason for trolls to wear clothes other than to keep warm during the long alternian nights.

Somewhat paradoxically, you love to KNIT and SEW clothes. You sell them online to those with an actual sense of fashion. As in, about four people. You also have a passion for having PERSONALITY TRAITS NORMALLY ATTRIBUTED TO THE OPPOSITE SEX. This includes wearing makeup, having long hair, and a whole bunch of prejudiced shit.

You also like to play MATCHMAKER. You have a knack for telling who would go best with whom, and what others feel about each other.

Your lusus is a skunk, and it is the worst thing you could ever smell. As such, you have a greatly lowered sense of smell. You couldn't smell a turd under your nose. Not that that would ever happen, because that's just gross.

Your symbol, tatooed on your chest, represents the abstract concept of a soul. Your strife specibus is set to needlekind, for your sewing.

Your trolltag is ungenderedGarments, and you overabuse smilies and punctuation!!! ^3^

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Your name is PYDWEN URSZUL. You have a part-time job as a NURSE, or whatever the crazy amalgamation of words troll society has that means something approximately similar to nurse. You are one of several trolls with the ability to heal wounds, although one of the few who can heal others. You use your powers on every troll, regardless of blood color. This is because you are naturally kind to everyone you meet. However, most trolls do not appreciate kindness, and so you are the bearer of many an unrequited grudge.

Many of your friends live at the hospital where you work. Mandep, Skurdi, and Bramot, to be precise. Troll hospitals are generally less specialized than human ones.

You also have a nasty habit of eating everything in sight, then never eating for several weeks. It bothers you, but you are getting therapy for it. Luckily, most of your friends were kind enough to make you get it in the first place.

Your lusus is a small bear. It eats almost as much as you. Haha. Ha. Heh. Huh.

Your symbol - the one on your nurse hat thing - stands for the body. Your strife specibus is set to scalpelkind.

Your trolltag is remediallyPlain, and you're terse. simple.

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Your name is MANDEP XUCATL. You were one of the smartest trolls in the universe. You had all the knowledge. All of it. And you didn't even need any crazy powers. That was before the "accident". The accident which reduced you to a blubbering pseudo-vegetable. If you knew any better anymore, you would be seething with fury. Fortunately, you are starting to learn again. And what's more, you seem to have gained an exceptional mind-reading ability from the "accident".

You enjoy learning again. It exhilarates you. If only you could really remember most of the stuff. Your teacher, whose name you can't seem to recall, is very nice to you. He is a very good friend.

You currently live in a hospital, so that the edgier trolls wont pick you off immediately. You are good friends with one of the nurses as well, but you don't quite know her name either.

Your lusus is a newt. It likes to crawl around your hair, making it all messy. It kind of tickles when it does that. He's one of your best friends, and one of the few things you can remember from before.

Your symbol is a vague picture of a brain. You used to love it when it didn't just remind you of your long-gone past. Your strife specibus is set to foamkind, which the nurses gave you so you wouldn't accidentally hurt yourself like you had done many times before they did. You're kind of a klutz.

Your trolltag is gteachersPet(you hit the g key by mistake, and you're not sure how to change it), and you ar stil lerning how too spel rit.

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Your name is SKURDI ACANTH. You used to be a JOURNALIST, but you're not really interested in it anymore. You do like to sing. It's one of your favorite - and only - hobbies.

A few years ago, you had a bad accident. You don't really remember what it was. Probably because it caused you to lose your memory.

You live in a hospital, with a very nice nurse, but you never remember her - or was it a him? - anyway. You do sometimes unremember her, whenever you have a vision of the future. Unfortunately, you still can't remember your visions, so their basically completely pointless.

Your lusus is a dinosaur, which is supposed to be extinct, but you don't really care. You don't remember it.

Your symbol means time, which is ironic considering your predicament. Your strife specibus is set to micrphnekind.

Your trolltag is performingReporter, and you tend to forget what you were talking about earlier. you can't really remember what you were talking about beforehand. you have a tendency to forget what you already said.

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Your name is ESZTAL OROCHI. You are basically amazing at everything. At least, that's what you tell yourself. In reality, you suck at almost everything you do. But you'll never admit to that. Especially not to yourself.

You are somewhat good at PHOTGRAPHY. You travel all over Alternia, taking pictures of people, places, and all forms of animal. You spend most of your time traveling between places in search of stuff to photograph.

You shaved your head, sanded down your horns, and painted some lines on your head to join an obscure cult. But it doesn't exist. You just did all that to make yourself look more badass and help inflate your already-massive ego. You just tell everyone that so they think you're awesome. It usually doesn't work.

Your blood, however, is pretty awesome. It is a strange metally color. Like, all shiny and shit. It doesn't really mean anything, as it's about as common as red blood. As in, fairly common. And about the same place on the spectrum. Maybe lower.

Your ability is also pretty awesome, but again, pretty common. You are able to teleport short distances. Only like 20 feet or so, though.

Your lusus is a huge basilisk. It's where you got the idea for your awesome secret club that doesn't exist.

Your shirt symbol(which you painted yourself) means space. You know,for your teleporting thing. Your strife specibus is set to keychainkind, to make you look like a badass by not needing a stronger weapon. But you actually just set it as that by accident. It's pretty useless, but at least you never forget the key to your hive anymore.

Your trolltag is prodigiousExplorer, and |your typing style is strong and smooth|

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Your name is ROSHAN TURSIP. You are DEATHLY AFRAID of PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. Spiders, fish, the color green, stairs(no), lamps, dust, peer pressure, getting a boo-boo on your elbow, EVERYTHING. You fortified your hive with a 500' high wall, and an invisibility shield.

You only ever leave once a week to teach your dear friend Mandep new lessons. He is coming along well. Your hive has all the books. All of them. You read them to calm yourself down. You are a fan of SCI-FI and FANTASY.

Aside from flipping the fuck out over everything, you like to act proper and mannerly whenever you can. This is basically always, because there is never a time when you can't act proper.

Your blood color is completely transparent, and it gives you the ability to turn completely invisible, so as to sneak away from something you are afraid of. Unfortunately, you are usually too busy flipping the fuck out and running like hell to think logically.

Your lusus is a dolphin, despite you not being a seadweller at all. You had to build your hive next the sea because of it.

Your shirt symbol, aside from the obvious invisibiilty of it, ironically represents light. Your strife specibus is set to shieldkind, because you are too paranoid to open yourself up to attack.

Your trolltag is regardingGuardian, and you transcribe your announcements through an indiscernible typeface chromatism, as well as elongating your speech so as to corroborate your vast knowledge.

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Yes I did steal Gamzee's face.

Your name is BRAMOT PIODIE. You are currently in a hospital so they can treat your horrible drug addictions. You did so many things, they fried half your brain cells, not to mention your follicles and horns. But you're getting over them. It took several months, but most of that stuff is out of your system. Thank god your twin sister was there to save you.

Aside from the previously mentioned drugs, which you have stopped doing now because drugs are bad, you have an interest in DESTROYING STUFF. Which really isn't all that better. You have numerous EXPLOSIVES and WEAPONRY in your hive, which you still can't go to right now. You discovered that you have the ability to instantly cause any object small enough to vanish into thin air. You only use it sparingly though, as anything destroyed can never be brought back. You learned this the hard way.

Your lusus was a small dove, but it was most likely tragically killed when you were first practicing your power.

Your blood is pitch black. You're not sure what it means, but at least you know it complements your sister's.

Your symbol stands for destruction. Which makes sense. Your strife specibus is set to explosivekind.

Your trolltag is euphoricExtermination, and y2 10d 2 pu2 9b4s ev1 1re th8 6ou11't ev1 b3.

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Your name is ATREYD PIODIE. You love any type of art, but especially PAINTING. You are a bit messy though.

You have the uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere. And since you paint so much, you often go headfirst right into your paintings. You always make a total mess when you wake up, so you always wear a smock.

You have always been with your brother, Bramot. You grew up in the same hive. You always support him, [strike]even[strike]especially when he's going through a time of crisis.

You help him wherever you can, including keeping control over his power, by contradicting it with your own. You have the ability to create any object you are able to draw. Unfortunately, this doesn't really go over well with living things.

Your lusus is a small raven, complementing his dove.

Your symbol means, well what do you think it means? I think it should be obvious by now. Your strife specibus is set to pencilkind.

Your trolltag is passivePainter, and you occasionally fall assssssssssssssssssssssssfrv gbjkio;./p;

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Your name is MORANA FLUTRA. You are a member of a distinct troll subculture known as GOQUILLAGE. The closest parallel to human culture would be a cross between anime, goth, and juggalo. It involves wearing gaudy and mismatching makeup, and speaking with an unusually high, squeaky voice. Fans also practice necromancy, and attempt to speak with the dead. Many have succeeded. You are, of course, one of them. Or at least, you think so.

In actuality, you are afflicted with a bad case of schizophrenia. You simply hallucinate the ghosts. Nothing else to it. Or is there? Of course there is. It would be pretty boring otherwise.

The voices you hear, while not necessarily there, are, in fact, speaking the truth. How, you may ask? Well, you'll have to wait to find out.

You do have a power though. You are able to kill anyone you wish to. Thankfully, your morals prevent you from ever using that power ever.

Your lusus is an enormous butterfly. A single beat of its massive wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. You have to keep it sated in order to keep the world from delving into chaos.

Your symbol is that of death. Your strife specibus is set to makeupkind.

Your trolltag is goquillanUndeath and you Speak with the vocaliZationS of an eXtinct girl.

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Your name is ARCHAR KHALID. You are immortal. Immortality sucks.

Let me explain. Your blood is the mysterious ULTRAVIOLET, putting you above and beyond the normal spectrum. You are quite literally the troll Jegus. You have been alive for thousands of solar sweeps. You have seen friends, moirails, matesprits, and kismesis. whither and die. Frankly, you're kind of depressed.

Along with your fucking "eternal youth", you have the ability to give or take away any powers that other trolls have. It was probably kind of cool at first, but now...

You have almost no interests anymore. The most you can look forward to is the universe's end, so you can finally rest.

Your lusus died off long ago. You don't even remember what it looked like.

Your symbol means power. Your strife specibus is I don't even care anymore.

Your trolltag is pensiveUndying. You don't even know why you bother. Anyone you talk to is going to die anyway.

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Your name is GWIDON EVAWMI. Killing is fun.

You love to torture and kill trolls in the most gruesome ways possible. THen you do it all again.

You have the ability to bring the dead back to life. Your blood is infra-red, much lower than should be possible. You are quite literally the troll gatan.

You have no hive, as you killed all the construction drones sent to you. You did the same to your lusus.

Trolls everywhere have come to fear you. They run at the sound of your signature whistle. The terrible song bears down upon all those who listen.

Your symbol (ironically)represents life. Your strife specibus is set to knifekind.

Your trolltag is perniciousGamin, and you 4doooore the number 4....

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Your name is CORDOC CHUPIO. You're, uh, a little shy. You don't speak out very often. Wait, what are you saying? You are AWESOME, and don't you forget it! Or else, I'll have to, hehe, take care of you, hehe, hehehehe, hahahahaha! Oh, terribly sorry. My emotions must have gotten the better of me. I regretfully apologize. WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT MY APOLOGY? Listen to me!!! Please?

You have impeccable mood swings. You can't really seem to get a handle on your emotions.

Your blood is a strange cross between red and purple. No one is quite sure where you go on the hemospectrum.

Your lusus is a snake. Not really that much else...

Your symbol is that of Ophiuchus, but if it weren't, it would be one of the "element" harmony. Your strife specibus is set to staffkind.

Your trolltag is unluckilyUbiquitous, and you pr15e 1he num5er5 1 and 5. A 1o1.

[chimericWilder]

Wait wait wait wait wait
What
How many chains can you make with just the characters you've made yourself?
...
TOO MANY IS WHAT
Hehehehe

[CRP_MMDUDE]

-- nucleicBachelor [NB] started trolling syntheticDebutante [SD] --
NB: My_swЄЄt,_swЄЄt_NЄdari.
NB: How_havЄ_you_bЄЄn_m'lovЄ?
SD: Oh... hello...
SD: I... have been fine, I suppose...
SD: Things have been... interesting... lately...
SD: But it is of no import...
NB: RЄgardlЄss_of_importancЄ,_you'vЄ_piquЄd_my_in tЄrЄst.
NB: What_has_suddЄnly_bЄcomЄ_intЄrЄsting_about_yo ur_lifЄ?
SD: Oh...
SD: I... I'm afraid I cannot divulge details with any level of clarity...
SD: I had forgotten, but I am sworn to secrecy... my sincerest apologies... :(
NB: Sworn_to_sЄcrЄcy?
NB: Toward_thЄ_dЄtails_of_your_lifЄ?
NB: What_arЄ_you_in,_witnЄss_protЄction?
SD: It is sort of for protection...
SD: I'm not sure who it is meant to protect more... but I am not afraid...
SD: I will say one thing... I have filled a quadrant...!
SD: Sometimes I am just not sure which one...
NB: FillЄd?_Quadrant?
NB: Who_has_struck_your_fancy,_I_wondЄr?
SD: That is the thing...
SD: I cannot tell...
SD: In any case...!
SD: How is your life...?
SD: Luxurious as always...?
NB: Ahahahahaha!
NB: You_think_I_would_havЄ_it_any_othЄr_way?
NB: But,_yЄs. I_havЄ_lЄd_a_rЄlativЄly_normal_lifЄ_thus_far.
NB: Cooking_my_own_food,_arguing_with_my_lusus,
NB: Annoying_bastard.
NB: I_rЄally_hopЄ_yours_isn't_giving_you_as_much_tro uble.
SD: No more than usual...
SD: She's a good girl, of a sorts...
SD: A little difficult when I have guests, but I seldom have any of those...
NB: Now,_why_is_that,_dЄar?
NB: A_lady_likЄ_yoursЄlf_would_havЄ_mЄn_lining_up_ at_your_front_door!
NB: ...so_to_spЄak.
SD: Well, it is only that...
SD: I am not particularly suited to or fond of having guests...
SD: I prefer being left to myself...
SD: And as I said, my lusus can be... a problem...
SD: Though I can rein her in...
NB: Oh_you_stinking_lonЄr. Ԇ:P
NB: Go_out_and_socializЄ_for_a_changЄ,_says_I.
NB: All_work_and_no_play_makЄs_Jack_a_dull_troll!
SD: I do not think I will do that...
SD: My nerves are somewhat overwrought...
SD: Electronic communication is vastly preferable...
SD: Besides, I do go out from time to time...
SD: I FLARP...
NB: What_is_it_with_trolls_and_flarping?
NB: I_nЄvЄr_rЄally_got_into_it.
NB: My_friЄnd_VV_did,_though.
NB: ShЄ_is_quitЄ_thЄ_fan_of_it_as_wЄll.
SD: I find it rather...
SD: Liberating...
SD: And attempt to do it in the presence of a specific group...
SD: I can handle it a little better...
NB: Hmm._wЄll,_maybЄ_you_crossЄd_paths_with_hЄr_at _onЄ_point?
NB: I_dunno.
NB: It's_a_small_planЄt,_aftЄr_all.

[KumaZone]

Aer, you raelly like makeing trolls, huh :V

Anywys I've been wanting to get our session back on track, so uh, yeah!

[CRP_MMDUDE]

((On that note, I have another troll to introduce!))


Name: Inanus Solset
Age: 7 Alternian Solar Sweeps (That's 15.17 years old)
Gender: Female
Trolltag: vacefiVesper (#CC0099)
Typing quirk: Always switches "f" and "v" in her sentences, replaces "s" with "ᛋ"
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--vacefiVesper [VV] began trolling andrewHussie [AH] --
VV: Hello
VV: what are you doing?
VV: ᛋtop talking to me pleaᛋe.
VV: Oh wait it'ᛋ me that'ᛋ trolling you iᛋn't it?
VV: Ehehehe.
VV: How ᛋilly ov me.
VV: I ᛋhould hafe noticed.
VV: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
VV: -3-

Personality: A bit silly and forgetful, she is widely considered to be a klutz.
Home: Located on eastern coast, on the Alternian equivalent to the Tropic of Karkat Cancer. Elizabethan-style mansion, similar to that of Burton Agnes Hall. The top quarter of it protrudes from the water.
Interests: Inanus has a relatively diverse set of interests. Her hugest passion is in EXTREME ROLE PLAYING. Due to her obsession with this subject, she has become very efficient as a battler and gained so many levels. All of the levels. All of them. She's still got a ways to go before she reaches the top, though. She is the esteemed Clouder of the Flarp team TEAM ANXON, which consists entirely of SEA DWELLERS. Her other interests include ANCIENT ALTERNIAN MYTHOLOGY, which turns out is not all too different from current Alternian society, what with all the avid APOCOLYPSE believers. Big surprise. She also shows interest in MEDITATION, which she does often in the above-water section of her home (usually during the evening), where she has a large hot spring. Can you imagine how chaotic it would be if that were underwater? Of course you can't, no one can. It's just too horrible. Let's not even think about it.
Lusus: an ettin that she keeps on the shore next to her home. She feeds it fish that she catches to shut him up.
Strife Specibus: ScepterKind, her favorite weapon being the ALTERNIAN IMPERIAL SCEPTER that she "borrowed" from the EMPRESS back when she was a candidate for the throne, before some glubster passed her up. She was never so mad in her entire life.
Romantic Relationships:
♥-- none
♦-- none
♣-- none
♠-- Tartus Haides

((Also, I was wondering if there was anyone who had sea dwellers and wanted to join previously mentioned team! SIGN UP TODAY.))

TEAM ANXON:
-- Inanus Solset (clouder)
-- ???
-- ???
-- ???
-- ???

[FeverFox]

Your name is OPHIDA AESPIS

You take an interest in AWFUL OUTDATED HORROR FILMS and HORROR TROUPES in general. You are a little obsessed with hygiene and possess a high number of CLINICAL STRENGTH CLEANING PRODUCTS which you use to commit MASS GERMICIDE on regular bases. You dabble in CHEMISTRY and in particular the PRODUCTION OF POISONS & ANTIDOTES for which you have big plans for.
You consider yourself as an AMATEUR PRACTICING PHYSICIAN but are admittedly pretty horrible at as you often confuse your various vials of POISON for MEDICINE due to poor labeling habits. You proudly carry the lowest blood in Hemospectrum though you consider it the highest! You wish for nothing more then to dispose of the current blood hierarchy through MASS REGICIDE. You and many of your now ex-neighbor's used to participate in a particularly EXTREME form of LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING. But you rarely partake in such nonsense since the INCIDENT.

Your chat handle is asepticAnarchist and you ~sspeak with a sstrange rhythhmic hissssss~
(#a10000)


~HEROMODE~
STRIFE SPECIBI NEEDLE-KIND


Your ever hungry Lusus.

[chimericWilder]

Thats a cool one :O

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Yeah I'm kinda jealous of how awesome a bunch of these are. My stuff is mostly terrible, and so I am filled with shame.

[chimericWilder]

Huh, atleast you dont have to rely on the kindness of others to even be able to get images!
(Atleast i dont think you do. Heh))

[Aerok12]

Wait wait wait wait wait
What
How many chains can you make with just the characters you've made yourself?
...
TOO MANY IS WHAT
Hehehehe

Yessss, I will be in all the chains. All of them.(note that I will rp them if anyone needs a player in their incomplete chain)

Aer, you raelly like makeing trolls, huh :V

Anywys I've been wanting to get our session back on track, so uh, yeah!

Yes, let's. Where were we before it kinda dissolved into nothingness?

[Red Pen]

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling CantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.
CG: oh, oh, OH HEEEEYYY
CG: that sounds EXTREMELY FUN!
CG: games are SOOOO fun
CG: we can TALK and stuff if you WAAAAAANT
CG: cause that can be FUN TOOOOO
CG: heeeeeey what KINDA game is it anyways?
CG: :]
CR: Sssee, I knew you wouldn't let me down!
CR: It isss the BESSST game!
CR: It'sss called Sssgrub. Sssome kind of computer program that letsss you messs around in people'sss hivesss and move their ssstuff.
CR: Ssso far I've filled Tolero'sss hive with a bunch of weird machinesss and we've ssstarted a timer but we don't know what it'sss counting down to.
CR: Alssso the loading ssscreen isss epic.
CR: Ssso yeah, I'm pretty much hooked.
CR: Tronno
CR: Tronno will you enable my gaming addiction?
CR: I will let you rearrange my hive and ssstuff.
CG: soooo OH OH IS THIS LIKE FLARP OR SOMETHING???
CG: you get to mess with HIVES?
CG: woahhhhh how does that even work
CG: it's like extremely cool sounding
CG: the timer sounds WICKED WEIRD though
CG: just timing a RACING MINIGAME
CG: with an AWESOME STARTING SCREEN WOOO
CG: no idea about ADDICTION OR ANYTHINGGGGG but this sounds COOL
CG: LEMME PLAY LEMME PLAAAAY!
CR: M'kay sssweet.
CR: Ssso I guessssss you're gonna need the ssserver and client disssksss. I've got thossse, but I guessssss you can download the game online or sssomething too? That'sss what Tolero did.
CR: It'sss like I'm the only perssson on Alternia who actually went out and legitimately, legally purchasssed thisss game.
CR: Which is weird 'caussse it'sss me.
CR: Anyway
CR: Inssstall the ssserver app and connect up with me. That ssshould let you ssstart rearranging my hive.
CR: Alssso unlike SSSOME boring ssstick-in-the-mud people I don't care if you break my ssstuff.
CR: ...but if you're gonna do that, try to break my brother'sss ssstuff firssst.

[empireomega]

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TOO MANY GODDAMN TROLLS SHOWING UP ALL OF A SUDDEN

SO FAST I'M HAVING A SEIZURE

DON'T YOU GUYS REALIZE WE'RE ALMOST TO THE 100 PAGE LIMIT

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[Aerok12]

In other news, every single one of those trolls that I made are on pesterchum. Right now. Pester them. Right now. Doooo eeeet.Pester disparatePotency and tell me who you want to talk to.

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TOO MANY GODDAMN TROLLS SHOWING UP ALL OF A SUDDEN

SO FAST I'M HAVING A SEIZURE

DON'T YOU GUYS REALIZE WE'RE ALMOST TO THE 100 PAGE LIMIT

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Exactly.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

I just added VV to Pesterchum! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

Also, I can't get to a single one of your trolls, Aerok. LOG ONNNNNNNN

[Aerok12]

I guess they weren't connected or something? Try again. If it doesn't work, I'll try pestering you with one.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Yeah, they all read invisible. You should prolly pester me.

Like said, my trolltag is vacefiVesper.