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[kylers3point0]

-- chillingKindredship [CK] began pestering chronicMoronic [CM] --

CK: Woah, what ar3 you 3v3n doing?
CK: Is that 3v3n sanitary?
CK: Stop that!!!
CM: im just chiiiiiiiilllliiiinngggg
CM: cant a hooommiiieee chiiilllll
CK: No, no h3 can't.

-- chillingKindredship [CK] ceased pestering chronicMoronic [CM] --

Name: Tantrick Teciu
Strife Specubis: Fishingpolekind (if someone already has this, bluh)
Chat colour:
Chat gimmick type thingy: adding an extra letter to words with double letters and replacing e with 3.
Land: Land of Water and Fish (I'll get around to making that...)
Lusus: Octopusgrub? What do I even call that???

He's a pretty cHiLl MoThEr FuCkEr. His lusus is likes to clean...and he likes to be messy...Sometimes his lusus even gives him a bath...

[Aerok12]

Okay, I learned what the problem was. Apparently you can only have three clients open at the same time, so if you want to rp with a troll, just pester disparatePotency and tell me.

E: or you could pm me i guess that works too if im disconnected somehow

[amnesiaDinosaur]

I was thinking of /making a chain with aluminumKing as the leader.

[Devious_Void]

text colour -
#558f8f

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Your name is LEGATO OSIDAN.

You are pretty PASSIONATE about the ASPECTS OF DESIGN, mainly ARCITECTURE and MECHANICS. However, you rarely get to DELVE into the FORMER.

Your HIVE is located at a SEA-SIDE CONSTRUCT. You were UNFORTUNATELY BORN without GILLS, and ASPIRE to become a SUBMARIQUANAUT and EXPLORE the
UNDERWATER WORLD when you mature. You have ALREADY obtained most of the EQUIPMENT, yet a GREAT NUMBER of THINGS have prevented you from
VENTURING FURTHER.

You have a SEVERE ALLERGY which you DO NOT wish to talk about any longer,
other than to say it made you PRETTY HANDY with your FEET. You have also SUFFERED some pretty MAJOR BURNS that cover your ENTIRE BACK. You do
not like to talk about this either.

You seem to have TERRIBLE LUCK, to which you BLAME your friend for STEALING IT.

You talk and type pretty normally for a TROLL. You often MISSPELL THINGS in your HASTE. You ENJOY hearing about others MISFORTUNE, and sound PRETTY SARCASTIC ALL THE TIME. However when there's DANGER AFOOT, you usually QUIT the SHENANIGANS.

shirt symbol, weapon, lusus and other similar details
Symbol - triple spiral triskelion

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Strife Specubi - wrenchkind, bootkind/footkind
Lusus - a COCKATRICE-type

about the size of a 12 year old child, big enough to be able to grasp, lift, and fly a troll around

[KumaZone]

ok so last I rmember, in story all of our current players are in the medium, and have encountered imps, Tess's friend wo's name I forget is somewhere, and we still need a last player. Mezz said he has a friend wo wanted to join up, but he hasn't posted since his introduction.
IRL, Mezz haas to deal with school, so he might not be able to post as frequently

[Aerok12]

-- vacefiVesper [VV] began trolling performingReporter [PR] at 7:12 --

VV: Helloooooo
PR: hi.
PR: who are you?
PR: hello.
PR: what's your name?
VV: Oh, I was reverred to you by one ov your vriends
VV: My name is Inanus.
VV: Yours?
PR: my name is skurdi
PR: its skurdi
VV: Okay.
VV: Wait, why did you anzwer my queztion twice?
PR: what question?
PR: you asked me a question?
VV: I...
VV: I asked your name.
PR: oh.
VV: And you anzwered me twice.
PR: my names skurdi
PR: i answered what twice?
VV: ...three timez now.
PR: what?
PR: something happened three times?
VV: ...ugh.
VV: Thiz might be harder than I thought.
PR: what will?
PR: oh hey
PR: you might want to check on your lusus.
VV: Just did not a few minutes ago.
PR: excuse me?
VV: I just finished checking on my lusus. He's fine.

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VV: Yeah, luzuz iz vine. Juzt ved that moron not a vew minutez ago.
PR: thats nice
VV: ...why?
VV: How iz yourz?
PR: how is my what?
VV: Your luzuz.
PR: what about her?
VV: How iz your luzuz? Is it in any sort ov danger?
PR: i dont think so
PR: i can see her right outside my window
VV: Okay, that'z alright I guezz.
PR: what is?
VV: Nothing. Forget I zaid anything.
PR: who are you again?
VV: Never mind.
VV: Perhapz you aren't worth all the trouble.
PR: trouble?
PR: what do yoou mean trouble?
VV: Trouble of ACTUALLY COHERENTLY COMMUNICATING WITH YOU, THAT'Z THE VUCKING TROUBLE.
VV: SWEET TROLL JEGUZ.
PR: um
PR: okay
PR: uh
VV: GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE IMPERIAL THRONE AND ZTEALING THE ZCEPTER I WIELD NOW WAS EAZIER THAN TALKING WITH YOU.
VV: SERIOUSLY.
VV: I mean ZERIOUZLY.
PR: scepter? you stole something?
VV: Yez, I did.
PR: you did what?
VV: A fery faluable item to our "oh so gloriouz empire." I ztole it.
PR: why?
VV: Becauze zomeone pazzed me up in the hemozpectrum, that'z why.
PR: hemospectrum?
PR: what's that?
VV: Blood color?
PR: what about it?
VV: The color of your blood devinez your place in Alternian zociety.
PR: okay
PR: hang on
VV: My blood, being a wondervul magenta, placed me in an ideal pozition to become the next emprezz of Alternia.
PR: bgghnbh b b bbggbhng
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
PR: s
VV: ...What have you done thiz time?
PR: utrtfghujolpkoijhygtfrdfgthujol'[;;
PR: ;plkojihgfghjkl;'[
VV: Are you alright???
PR: whats goingon?
PR: my wrist is all brown
PR: and so is my shirt
VV: You zort of had a typing ciezure back there.
PR: why is there a big gash in my wrist?
VV: If I had to guezz anything, you probably blacked out and cut your own wrist open.
PR: why would i do that?
VV: I waz talking about blood, iv it helpz.
PR: why were you talking about blood?
VV: I waz lamenting my fall from grace on account of zomeone higher on the hemozpectrum.
PR: hemospectrum?
PR: whats that?
VV: the color ov your blood.
PR: huh?
VV: Yourz iz brown.
PR: my what is brown?
VV: Your blood iz brown.
PR: all i have that is brown is this weirrd stain on my shirt and my wrist.
VV: You hafe blood all ofer your wrizt and zhirt.
PR: how do you know theres blood on my wrist and shirt?
VV: To be more exact, you hafe your own blood all ofer your wrizt and zhirt.
PR: why is my blood all over my wrist and shirt?
VV: You told me that you had blood on your wrizt and zhirt.
PR: i did?
PR: whebn?
VV: yez.
PR: what?
VV: you did tell me that you had your own blood on your wrizt and shirt, and if you don't beliefe me, check on the messages you zent me earlier into thiz log.
PR: log?
PR: hang on
PR: let me check
PR: what was i supposed to check again?
VV: Nothing.
PR: what?
VV: Never mind.
PR: okay
VV: You appear to hafe zefere memory lozz.
PR: i do?
PR: huh
VV: Yes, you do hafe zefere memory lozz.
PR: i do?
VV: yez.
PR: huh
PR: wait why is there brown stuff all over me?
VV: I expected a more ztartled rezponze, but whatefer.
PR: startled response to what?
VV: I expected a more ztartled rezponze when I told you juzt a vew zecondz ago that you suvver vrom zefere memory lozz.
PR: i do?
VV: Yes, you do hafe zefere memory lozz.
PR: huh
VV: ...zeriouzly?
PR: wait what is this stuff all over me?
VV: That'z all?
PR: whats all?
VV: Juzt a "huh"?
PR: huh?
VV: that'z all I get?
PR: what is?
PR: ewww
PR: gross
VV: I get into a conferzation with a guy with memory lozz, tell him that he haz it, and all I get iz "huh"?!
PR: guy? he?
VV: I can't efen tell a zolid ztory to you becauze you forget efery line I zay zhortly avter I vucking zay it!
PR: i do?
VV: YEZ, YOU VUCKING VORGET EFERY ZTORY I RECITE TO YOU, LINE BY LINE.
PR: i do?
VV: YEZ. VUCKING YEEEZZZ!!!
PR: yes to what?
VV: YOU KNOW WHAT?
VV: VUCK
VV: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
VV: PESTERCHUM:BLOCK
PR: what?

-- vacefiVesper [VV] blocked performingReporter [PR] at 9:29 --

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VV: ((gtg. I'll be back later.)
PR: ((k))
PR: ((hmm))
PR: ((i sure hope you get back soon))
PR: ((i get a little crazy))
PR: ((when left alone with an empty chat program))
PR: ((its a terrible habit))
PR: ((oh?))
PR: ((oh what is this?))
PR: ((oh))
PR: ((hi))
PR: ((hi mrs buttonsworth))
PR: ((hello dearie!))
PR: ((would you like some supcakes?))
PR: ((uh, d-don't you mean cupcakes, mrs buttonsworth?))
PR: ((what?))
PR: ((um))
PR: ((n-no thanks))
PR: ((oh))
PR: ((i see))
PR: ((well then))
PR: ((have some...))
PR: ((BAGELS))
PR: ((uh...))
PR: ((o-okay))
PR: ((om nom))
PR: ((hmm))
PR: ((not ba-))
PR: ((do you like them?))
PR: ((*gurgle*))
PR: ((would you like some more?))
PR: ((*hackcough*))
PR: ((here, have some more))
PR: ((**aagaagahahghgahghgggggggggggggggg**))
PR: ((hmm))
PR: ((i think hes satisfied))
PR: ((*twitchtwitch))
PR: ((hehehe))
PR: ((THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS))
PR: ((nonsense!))
PR: ((this has been ridiculous for))
PR: ((like))
PR: ((always))
PR: ((TRUE))
PR: ((UM))
PR: ((IM BORED))
PR: ((what do you want to do?))
PR: ((I DUNNO))
PR: ((well i cant really help you then))
PR: ((UH))
PR: ((WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE))
PR: ((sure))
PR: ((why not))
PR: ((what do you want to see))
PR: ((I DONT REALLY CARE))
PR: ((HOW ABOUT THAT ONE WITH THE HARDBOILED GUY))
PR: ((nah))
PR: ((ive seen that one a million times))
PR: ((OKAY))
PR: ((HOW ABOUT THE ONE WITH THE KIDS))
PR: ((AND THE METEORS AND STUFF))
PR: ((that one hasnt come out yet))
PR: ((OH YEAH))
PR: ((THERES ALWAYS THAT ONE WITH THE BLACK GUYS))
PR: ((NOT LIKE IN A RACIST WAY))
PR: ((THE ONE WITH THE LITERALLY ALL BLACK GUYS))
PR: ((AND THE GREEN TIME TRAVELERS OR WHATEVER))
PR: ((alright))
PR: ((AWESOME))
PR: ((WHEN DOES IT START))
PR: ((uh))
PR: ((oh shit))
PR: ((it starts in two minutes))
PR: ((FUCK WELL THEN WE BETTER GET GOING))
PR: ((*Both go to watch the movie*))
PR: ((THIS IS AN AWESOME MOVIE))
PR: ((yeah...))
PR: ((this movie is cool...))
PR: ((but im getting a little tired...))
PR: ((*rests head on shoulder*))
PR: ((UH))
PR: ((HEY))
PR: ((DO YOU MIND))
PR: ((UH))
PR: ((GETTING OFF))
PR: ((PEOPLE ARE STARING))
PR: ((mmm...))
PR: ((UH...))
PR: ((*TENTATIVELY RESTS ARM OVER SHOULDERS*))
PR: ((*smiles*))
PR: ((*After an hour or so, movie ends*))
PR: ((HEY))
PR: ((WAKE UP))
PR: ((hmm?))
PR: ((MOVIES OVER))
PR: ((oh))
PR: ((okay))
PR: ((*gets up*))
PR: ((so how was it))
PR: ((i kinda fell asleep))
PR: ((YEAH I KNOW))
PR: ((I WAS THERE))
PR: ((UH))
PR: ((THE MOVIE WAS FINE I GUESS))
PR: ((just fine?))
PR: ((WELL THE ACTION PARTS WERE COOL))
PR: ((mm-hmm))
PR: ((so uh))
PR: ((i guess))
PR: ((we should go home now?))
PR: ((UH))
PR: ((OKAY))
PR: ((SURE))
PR: ((BUT UH))
PR: ((yeah?))
PR: ((YOU WANNA GO GRAB SOME DINNER FIRST))
PR: ((sure))
PR: ((*Both go to some restaraunt place*))
PR: ((so what are you getting))
PR: ((I THINK IM JUST GOING TO GET A SALAD))
PR: ((I NEED TO WATCH MY WEIGHT))
PR: ((aww))
PR: ((i sorta like chubby guys))
PR: ((WHAT WAS THAT))
PR: ((nothing))
PR: ((OKAY))
PR: ((SO WHAT ARE YOU GETTING))
PR: ((not sure))
PR: ((i think ill just get a burger or something))
PR: ((*Later, after food has been served...*))
PR: ((so uh))
PR: ((YEAH?))
PR: ((um))
PR: ((what are you doing tonight))
PR: ((NOTHING MUCH))
PR: ((JUST THE USUAL))
PR: ((and the usual is...?))
PR: ((GET INSIDE WATCH TV FOR A FEW HOURS THEN GO TO BED))
PR: ((okay))
PR: ((you wanna do something else?))
PR: ((I DONT KNOW))
PR: ((IM KINDA TIRED))
PR: ((okay))
PR: ((tomorrow then?))
PR: ((SURE))
PR: ((THAT SOUNDS NICE))
PR: ((WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?))
PR: ((i dunno))
PR: ((maybe go to a club?))
PR: ((IVE NEVER BEEN TO A CLUB))
PR: ((well))
PR: ((first time for everything))
PR: ((right?))
PR: ((YEAH))
PR: ((I GUESS))
PR: ((so how about 6?))
PR: ((THATS GOOD))
PR: ((so))
PR: ((its a date?))
PR: ((UH))
PR: ((YEAH))
PR: ((I))
PR: ((GUESS))
PR: ((YOU COULD CALL IT THAT))
PR: ((cool))
PR: ((so uh))
PR: ((see you tomorrow))
PR: ((ALRIGHT))
PR: ((SEE YA))
PR: ((Okay im done with this))
PR: ((R U BAK YET?))
PR: ((You sure are taking a long time...))
PR: ((I hope nothing happened to you...))
PR: ((DID YOU GET EATEN BY CROCODILES?))
PR: ((OR VELOCIRAPTORS?))
PR: ((OH MY GOODNESS))
PR: ((YOU DID DIDN'T YOU))
PR: ((YOU GOT EATEN BY CROCODILES))
PR: ((AND VELOCIRAPTORS))
PR: ((AT THE SAME TIME))
PR: ((HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN))
VV: ((okay, geez, I'm back.))
PR: ((okay sorry))
PR: ((i dont really mean to be so crazy))
PR: ((it just happens))
PR: ((also all that^ up there is mostly a reference to something else))
VV: ((great.))
PR: ((that sounds sarcastic))
VV: ((It always does. That's just how I talk. All the time.))

Yeah, I write ambiguous romfic when I'm bored

ok so last I rmember, in story all of our current players are in the medium, and have encountered imps, Tess's friend wo's name I forget is somewhere, and we still need a last player. Mezz said he has a friend wo wanted to join up, but he hasn't posted since his introduction.
IRL, Mezz haas to deal with school, so he might not be able to post as frequently

Okay, so let's get restarted! Who's going first? Someone's gotta pester someone else. Meaning someone else pester someone else or me, because I can't choose between you guys.


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-- candiedCannibalizer [CC] began pestering accompaniedOverlord [AO] at 4:30 --


CC: h3llooooooooooo
AO: Hello. Who are you?
CC: Cand!3dCann!bal!z3r
AO: Well, obviously. I meant, what is your name?
CC: 2ucroh
CC: ju2t want3d a chat
CC: w!th 2om3o3 who wa2n't r3l!g!ou2
CC: or a 2pr!t3
AO: Hmm. Is that 2 an S or a Z? Either way, it is a nice name. And, uh, if you want someone who is not religious, then you probably have the wrong guy. I am the sole member of a distinct society that I made myself. It is a religion called Aerokism. I named it after me because I invented it.
CC: an 2
CC: and ! m3ant Troll2!an!ty
AO: I take it that means S? And, uh, what, exactly, is Trollsianity? I have never heard of it before. I am sort of a loner.
CC: on3 of th3 mo2t popular troll r3l!g!on2
CC: th3y 2ay that on3 w!th !nfra-black blood !2 th3 r3!ncarnat!on of troll j3gu2
AO: Huh. Can you tell me more about it? Oh, nevermind. That's interesting, if a bit silly. What is infra-black anyway? It is not a color I have ever thought would be possible to exist.
CC: th3 only way to und3r2tand !t !2 th!2:
CC: 233 !t.
CC: Low3r your h3ad and charg3 !nto a br!ck wall
CC: L!ght2 w!ll fla2h b3for3 you b3for3 you d!3
CC: That'2 !nfra-black
AO: Why would I even do that? That is ridiculous and a waste of my time. Infra-black is a silly made-up word that means nothing and is stupid. How can lights be black? Is that not some sort of oxymoron? How can black be preceded by infra-? It is a lack of light, so infra- is simply a baseless manifestation of your idiocy.
CC: w3ll ! hav3 !nfra-black blood
CC: 2o y3ah
AO: What? How is that possible? Isn't it just black? How do you know your blood is "infra-black"? I think you are just lying to me.
CC: w3ll !t chang32 color ba23d on !t2 2urround!ng2
CC: and !t fla2h32
CC: and occa2!onally !t b3com32 bouyant
CC: and fl!32 off
AO: Now I know you are lying to me. And why would blood fly away? That is just silly and illogical. And why would you make up a new word just for your seizure blood? Actually, that's a good name. Seizure-blood. There you go.
CC: m3hhhhhhhhhhhhh
CC: w3ll actually !t'2 had that nam3
CC: for about
CC: 600 y3ar2
AO: Well infra-black is a stupid name and apparently people 600 years ago were pretty stupid.
CC: m3hhhhhhhhhhhh
CC: anyway th3 t!lda on your k3yboard w!ll br3ak !n 3
CC: 2
CC: 1
CC: BAM
AO: What is the purpose of all of these Hs? They are meaningless. What do you mean tilda? What is a tilda? And I don't even have a keyboard. I use a phone.
CC: th3 l!ttl3 wavy th!ng on your k3yboard
CC: l!k3 th!2
CC: ~
AO: I believe it is called a tilde. With an e.
CC: okay 2ur3
CC: you ar3 k!nd of m3an m!2t3r m!nty
AO: Mean? Minty? What are you talking about. I think you are going crazy.
CC: m!nt t3xt
CC: look at your t3xt
CC: !t !2 m!nt-color3d
CC: al2o you ar3 b3!ng m3an
AO: What? It is not mint. Mint is a taste. How can a taste be a color? And anyway, my text is sea foam green. Get your colors right. Where was I being mean? Give me an example of when I was ever being mean.
CC: w3ll ! th!nk that call!ng 3v3ryon3 600 y3ar2 ago 2tup!d
CC: wa2 pr3tty bad
AO: I was not insulting them. I was only saying facts. People in the past generally have less knowledge of the world around them than those in the present. Those in the present will know less than those in the future. It is a fact of society.
CC: al2o GAH ! HAT3 TH!2 2PR!T3
CC: H3'2 CON2TANTLY TRY!NG TO G3T M3 TO COMM!T 2U!C!D3
CC: TO BR!NG ABOUT TH3 23COND COM!NG
AO: Why would it try to do that? Your sprite sure is not very smart. Luckily, my sprite is kind to me. Although having two different personalities in one can get confusing sometimes...
CC: !t'2 prototyp3d w!th a Troll2!an z3alot
CC: from my !d!ot 23rv3r
CC: anyway
CC: any adv!c3 on th3 gator2k!n charybd!2 br3th!ng down my back?
CC: b3cau23 !t at3 my chao2K!nd 2p3c!bu2
AO: Oh. I thought you were the "troll jegus"? Why wouldn't you want a follower to be your sprite? My sprite was prototyped with a stupid annoying fly lusus, a leaf, and my friend Adrian. Adrian is a salamander, from the Land of Traffic and Turmoil. Gatorskin charybdis? What the hell does that even mean?
CC: and my pop2!cl32 ar3 trapp3d !n my 2yllad3x
AO: Wait what popsicles.
AO: ((are you there?))
AO: ((hellllloooooooo...?))
AO: ((um, did i get disconnected?))
AO: ((i think so))
AO: ((gogdammit))

[KumaZone]

Fine then, I'll be awaiting your pesterings on my alt

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-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling CantankerousGeode [CG] --

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CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.
CG: oh, oh, OH HEEEEYYY
CG: that sounds EXTREMELY FUN!
CG: games are SOOOO fun
CG: we can TALK and stuff if you WAAAAAANT
CG: cause that can be FUN TOOOOO
CG: heeeeeey what KINDA game is it anyways?
CG: :]
CR: Sssee, I knew you wouldn't let me down!
CR: It isss the BESSST game!
CR: It'sss called Sssgrub. Sssome kind of computer program that letsss you messs around in people'sss hivesss and move their ssstuff.
CR: Ssso far I've filled Tolero'sss hive with a bunch of weird machinesss and we've ssstarted a timer but we don't know what it'sss counting down to.
CR: Alssso the loading ssscreen isss epic.
CR: Ssso yeah, I'm pretty much hooked.
CR: Tronno
CR: Tronno will you enable my gaming addiction?
CR: I will let you rearrange my hive and ssstuff.
CG: soooo OH OH IS THIS LIKE FLARP OR SOMETHING???
CG: you get to mess with HIVES?
CG: woahhhhh how does that even work
CG: it's like extremely cool sounding
CG: the timer sounds WICKED WEIRD though
CG: just timing a RACING MINIGAME
CG: with an AWESOME STARTING SCREEN WOOO
CG: no idea about ADDICTION OR ANYTHINGGGGG but this sounds COOL
CG: LEMME PLAY LEMME PLAAAAY!
CR: M'kay sssweet.
CR: Ssso I guessssss you're gonna need the ssserver and client disssksss. I've got thossse, but I guessssss you can download the game online or sssomething too? That'sss what Tolero did.
CR: It'sss like I'm the only perssson on Alternia who actually went out and legitimately, legally purchasssed thisss game.
CR: Which is weird 'caussse it'sss me.
CR: Anyway
CR: Inssstall the ssserver app and connect up with me. That ssshould let you ssstart rearranging my hive.
CR: Alssso unlike SSSOME boring ssstick-in-the-mud people I don't care if you break my ssstuff.
CR: ...but if you're gonna do that, try to break my brother'sss ssstuff firssst.

CG: ohHEY!
CG: sounds like we GOTS A PLANNN
CG: lemme just HOOK this thing UP
CG: then we can GET THIS PARTY STARTED
CG: YEAH!

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Uhh, soyeah. Should I try to draw Tronno on his comp setting stuff up now? Sorry for the short log...

[Rewilen]

chumHandle - dizzyParadox
Text colour - #9932CC (I think that's right...)
Typing quirk - Capitalized vowels, that's probably been done before hasn't it?
Reference picture -


Shirt symbol, weapon, lusus and other similar details - A pink Squiddle, saiKind, Squid Lusus...

Personality and interests -
Your name is OMBRA ARADOSSO. You have a strong interest in NINJAS and their various weaponry used. But you prefer to use the SAI than any others. You also enjoy COMBAT and the HONOUR OF BATTLE. In contrast you cannot get enough of the alien beings known as Squiddles.

yOU hAvE A hAbIt Of tAlkIng lIkE thIs...

[Red Pen]

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Uhh, soyeah. Should I try to draw Tronno on his comp setting stuff up now? Sorry for the short log...

Yeah, if you want to. I'll get to work on prototyping BD's sprite; we've RPd some of it already.

If it helps, here's Najash's room. The water-filled indents in the floor ought to perfectly fit the cruxtruder and alchemeter, if you feel like being elegant. Putting vially important heavy machinery in a place where it will most certainly get wet isn't a bad idea at all, right?

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3557/najashroom2.png

[Spherallic]

Your name is SATURA WYNNDE.

You don't have a whole lot of interests, but you tend to obsess over the ones that you do have. The most obvious obsession you have is WATER. You like everything about it, as long as it is clean. Sadly, your BLOOD COLOR is just a little too blue for you to have gills and such. Because of that, you tend to be PRETTY JEALOUS OF AQUATIC TROLLS. Nonetheless, you like SWIMMING AND DIVING IN THE WATER and SEEING THE UNDERWATER LIFE while you're doing that. You refuse to EAT ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM THE SEA, because you want to keep the underwater life as it is, and you have become KIND OF AN UNDERWATER ENVIROMENTALIST. You try to MAKE PEOPLE STOP KILLING UNDERWATER LIFE, but you ALWAYS FAIL because of your SHYNESS. However, you really love to EAT MEAT, and you regularly HUNT FOR IT. You're PRETTY GOOD AT IT, because of your AWESOME TECHNIQUE: hiding in the water and attack unsuspecting prey with your SPEAR. You always have a spear with you when you're not in your respiteblock. People tend to think you're an agressive person because of that, while you're ACTUALLY PRETTY SHY AND PROPER. In fact, almost everyone tends to think many things about you, most of which are untrue. The thing that gets assumed the most is the fact that you're a girl, due to your name and appearance, while you are ACTUALLY A BOY.

Aside from water, your interests consist of LISTENING TO MORE AGRESSIVE AND GUITAR-DRIVEN MUSIC and TALKING TO THE FEW FRIENDS that you have. You tend to do the former while hunting, because it improves your motivation and energy quite a lot. The latter is something that you regularly do, because your friends are PRETTY AWESOME, at least in your opinion. They all like hunting for land creatures, and you all SHARE HUNTING STORIES with each other. However, some of your friends also hunt for sea creatures, and those are your NOT YOUR BEST FRIENDS for that reason.

Your hive is located underwater, despite your INABILITY TO BREATHE IN WATER. It took a lot of time and effort to build it, and it takes an eternity to go to the surface and back, but it WAS SO WORTH IT. Normally, being so serparated from the mainland would have caused you to go insane, but luckily you have your lusus and your computer to keep you company. However, you have A PRETTY CRAPPY INTERNET CONNECTION that regularly slows down to a crawl, and your lusus tends to venture off on it's own, leaving you alone in the process.

Your trolltag is wateredSphere and yOu~are~quite~careful~and~prOper~ when saying things.

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chumHandle: wateredSphere
Text colour: #6050DC (Majorelle Blue)
Typing quirk: capitalizes all O's, adds a tilde to the start and end of each sentence, replaces spaces, periods, exclamation marks and question marks with tildes
Shirt symbol: water drop (font: wingdings, capital 's')
Strife Specibus: spearkind
Lusus: a shark-like creature
Title: Keeper Of Oxygen
Land: Land of Bubbles and Temples

Lusus:

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A pretty ugly image of him:

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[Doctor Tess]

FeverFox, I think our trolls need to be friends forever. The doctors are in.

Also AAAAA TOO MANY NEW TROLLS AAAAA

[Aerok12]

Hey Doc, why do you have both unluckilyUbiquitous and some weird unluckyUbiquitous in the list? :mspa:

EDIT:

-- accompaniedOverlord [AO] began trolling sleepingBeast [SB] --


AO: Hi! Are you Bayz? I have heard about you from Zetsea. I do not think that we have spoken before now. So, uh, what is up?
SB: Wh@? who
SB: oh
SB: your one of H!S fr!ends
SB: wh@t do you w@nt now?
AO: HI? Who is that? I do not know any HI. I just wanted to talk. Since we are in the same session, I think we should get to know each other.
SB: well @llr!ght th@n
SB: why don't yo go on
SB: tell me @bout you
SB: Heeeey
SB: you @w@ke over there?
AO: Okay! My name is Aerok Ucinom. I look like this: http://a.imageshack.us/img692/4386/a...erlordtake.gif My symbol on my shirt is one that I made myself. Do you like it? Anyway, my interests include gardening(mostly my magic tree affectionately named Logoll), roleplaying, religious ceremonial activities, and plotting world domination. I have a religion that I made up myself, with the help of my friends. My friends are these squiddy guys who live in the purple world outside my window. After coming to the Land of Traffic and Turmoil, I (with the helpful prodding of Ishaza) made friends with four of the resident salamanders. Their names are Chester, Lianne, Ruthefur, and Adrian. We teamed up to form Team STUFF(Super Team Underling Fighting Force). We defeated a bunch of imps, and even some ogres. Later, Adrian somehow died(I am still not sure how), but I brought him back to life by throwing him in my sprite(oh yeah, I prototyped it pre-medium by accident with a stupid fly that says it is my lusus, but it just acts like a jerk. Anyway, then Adrian was a sprite, I alchemized some stuff for me and my friends, and now they are on trollian too((not really)). Then we went into the first and second gates, and now I am in Ishaza's land, which seems to be the Land of Gloom and Ghosts. It is, gloomy. Anyway, now we are all fighting imps together. And I just noticed that she is really old! I mean, she must be like nine or something. So, uh, how are you?
SB: Uh ok
SB: t@lk @bout w@@l-o-text
SB: uh
SB: eye h@ve more @lchohol then blood !n my body r!ght now
SB: @nd eye th!nk most of my re@l fr!ends @re de@d
SB: @nd eye h@te Zetse@ @ whole lot
SB: @nd these creepy p!unk th!ngs @re @tt@ck!ng my h!ve
AO: Oh no! That must be terrible! I was devestated when Adrian died. Why do you hate Zetsea? He is kind of funny. What kind of creepy "plunk" things? Do you mean imps? Those are like little creatures that when you kill them they give you experience and stuff.
SB: ok ye@h
SB: !mps
SB: uh
SB: eye h@te zetse@ now bec@sue
SB: well re@lly eye shouldn't
SB: but eye'm m@d @t h!m
SB: bec@sue he told me the guy who eye thought w@s pretty much the coolest ever !s @ murdered
SB: @nd eye th!nk he c@lled me g@y
SB: or someth!ng
AO: *gasp!* He did that? That is not nice. But he called you happy? I do not get why you would be mad at that.
SB: you don't
SB: eye
SB: neverm!nd
SB: but ye@h
SB: he w@s sort of @ jerk to me
SB: @ctu@ly, he b@s!c@ly s@ved my l!fe
SB: !f @nyth!ng eye should be m@d @t myself
SB: gr@@@@@@g eye feel l!ke such @ moron
AO: He was never a jerk to me. He just sort of ignored me. He saved your life? That is so nice of him! But why do you need to get mad at yourself? Did you do something wrong?
SB: eye guess you could s@y t@ht
SB: eye w@s dumb enough to follow some nutjob
SB: Zets tr!ed to w@rn me
SB: but eye d!dn't l!sten
SB: Now most of my p@ls @re prob@bly de@d
SB: @nd eye re@lly don't know wh@t to th!nk r!ght now
SB: (( bluh sorry, eye'm b@d @t wr!t!ng s@d th!ng ))
AO: Who? How was he a nutjob? What happened? Was that after he said that to you? If he did, I guess you were right to not listen to him. In that case, it was just a misunderstanding. No need to worry! Even if it was before, you still couldn't have known. It was just an accident. I think you should try to forgive him, and yourself, and move on with this game. It was in the past, so I do not see why you need to worry about it anymore.
SB: Ye@h
SB: eye guess your r!ght
SB: Noth!ng left to do but to just keep move!ng forw@rd
SB: wh@t's !n the p@st !s !n hte p@st
SB: And eye tott@ly just fell out of my ch@!r
SB: But !t's ok
SB: Bec@use eye'm go!ng to get my self together
SB: @nd eye'm go!ng to
SB: uh
SB: do wh@tever !t !s eye'm supposed to do
SB: No one ever expl@!ned th!s g@me to me
AO: Yeah, that is the spirit! Um, well maybe you should get back into your chair? We need to keep going. Or how about just stay out of the chair and do something new instead of being lazy? I am not really sure how this game works myself. I guess we just fight imps and stuff and go through gates?
SB: Ye@h ok
SB: g@tes
SB: uh th@t's the glow!ng flowery-look!ng th!ng !n the sky r!ght?
SB: @nd don't c@ll me l@zy!!
AO: Yeah I think so! Uh, sorry. I still do not know you well. I do not even know what you look like!
SB: Oh uh
SB: hold on let me d!g up @n old phto
SB: *photo*
AO: Hehe! You are kind of chubby! And hairy! Also, you are so old! Why is everyone else so old?
SB: HEY! eye'm not
SB: th@t old
SB: ...
SB: Ye@h wel
SB: wh@t @re yu l!ke
SB: 5 sweeps?
SB: m@ybe your just too young!
AO: I am seven sweeps old, not five! That would be silly. And no, I am not too young, I am the perfect age. You are all oldy old people.
SB: Bluh f!ne
SB: @ge !s just @ umber!
SB: *number
SB: So ye@h
SB: let's go out
SB: @nd
SB: do
SB: th!ng
SB: wh@t were we t@lk!ng @bout @g@!n?
AO: Well you all have too big numbers. And, wait what? You want to go out with me? But you are so old! That would be weird! Um, I think we were talking about... I do not know. Uh. Well, you never actually got around to telling me about yourself. I guess you should do that, but it is still kind of weird.
SB: oh ye@h uh
SB: Me
SB: @bout me uh
SB: w@!t, wh@t no, eye never s@!d eye w@nt to go out L!KE THAT
SB: but ye@h
SB: @bout me
SB: Oh ok
SB: r!ght so
SB: @ long t!me @ go
SB: eye met th!s guy
SB: Myestro
SB: He s@!d th@t he, @nd 6 other guys h@d to pl@y th!s g@me to s@ve the un!verse or wh@tever
SB: Zetse@
SB: eye met h!m @t @ fl@rp th!ng
SB: he seemed l!ke @n ok guy
SB: butthen he k!lled on of my fre!nds, hormoc!n@
SB: l@ter on eye found out !t w@s !n self defence, she tr!es to k!ll h!m for re@ls
SB: Then
SB: @fter @ wh!le we st@rted pl@y sgrub
SB: but zetse@ !ntercepted my tr@nsm!ss!on
SB: @nd eye'm !ht oyu guy now
AO: Oh man! That must have been bad. Why did Hormocina try to kill Zetsea? Where is Myestro? Who were the other six guys? Why am I asking so many questions?
SB: @@@@@@hhh
SB: @ll these quest!on eye he@rdly know @nswers too
SB: wll
SB: Myestro, h!s TrollT@g !s Dev!l'sOrchestr@tor
SB: He's @ pre!st or soemth!ng
SB: @pper@ntly he he@rs songs from the dr@k gods or wh@tever
SB: Zetse@ told me he k!lled h!s lusus @nd would prob@bly k!l me
SB: the other 6
SB: ! onl'y know Flyut, Dromm, @nd Akr!dy@n
SB: Akr
SB: he w@s my best fre!nd
SB: l!ke @ brother to me, m@n
SB: @s for why Hormoc!n@ tr!d to k!ll zets
SB: eye h@ve no !de@
SB: she w@s @llw@ys k!nd of creepy though
AO: A priest? :O I do not think I will get along with him well. That is, if I ever talk to him. Did you say dark gods? My friends sometimes mention things about dark gods, but they never say anything about them when I ask them. He killed his lusus? Well, lusii seem to mostly be jerks anyway so it is not like it really matters. What do you mean when you say Akridyan was your best friend? Did you break up or something?
SB: Bre@k up? wh@- eye
SB: no, well eye guess he !S st!ll my best fr!ends
SB: but...
SB: eye don't even know !f he;s @l!ve r!ght now
AO: Oh. Well at least he might be! And do not worry. I will be your friend!
SB: ye@h
SB: Ye@h, eye'd l!ke !t !f we were fr!ends
AO: Yay! We can be bestest friends now! *hugs*
SB: yes
SB: hugs @re the best
SB: eye re@lly neede th@t hug
AO: No problem! : )
SB: <>
AO: Hmm? What does that mean?
SB: uuhhh, !t's noth!n'
SB: @nyw@ys
SB: let's
SB: go k!ck some @ss
SB: or wh@tever
AO: Yeah! Come on! Team STUFF! Oh yeah! Do you want to join Team STUFF?
SB: YES
SB: TH@T WOULD BE THE BEST TH!NG
AO: Yay! You are now an honorary member of Team STUFF! Now go fight some underlings! <> (Did I do that right?)
SB: yes, th@t's r!ght
AO: What does that mean anyway?
SB: !t's l!ke
SB: hmm
SB: K!nd@' h@rd to expl@!n
SB: Well
SB: eyet's l!ke
SB: !t' me@ns
SB: th@t eye'll be here for you, @nd you're there for me
SB: or someth!ng l!ke th@t
SB: eye d!dn't p@yt @ttent!on the the lessons
AO: Oh! Well, that is perfect! <> :D Wait, lessons?
SB: Wh@t, @re you tell!ng my you never got school fed, e!ther?
AO: What? I have lived alone my whole life!
SB: Oh well th@t's
SB: uh
SB: DOn't worry, eye'll try @nd te@ch you
SB: one d@y
AO: Okay! That would be nice, to learn from you. You are my friend, so we have got to stick together, and learn from each other and stuff.
SB: ye@h
SB: You're @ gre@t k!d
SB: eye'm gl@d we're fr!ends
AO: Thanks! You are awesome! I am glad we met! But we are still not going to go out together. I mean, a kid(which I am not) and a grown-up can be friends, but we can not go on dates, because, as I already said, it would be weird. XP
SB: eye told youm th@t's not wh@t eye me@nt by go out!
AO: Haha! I was joking! That is what friends do right? Play jokes on each other?
SB: ye@h ye@h
SB: so ye@h
SB: th@nk's for t@lk!ng to me
SB: you re@lly m@de me feel @ lot better
AO: You are welcome! You made me feel a bit better too! You can talk to me any time! Well, not soon, because Ishaza is asking me to talk to her, but we can talk again later, ok?
SB: @ll r!ght
SB: eye'll see you l@ter th@n
SB: bye1
AO: Okay, bye!

-- accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased trolling sleepingBeast [SB] --

[Doctor Tess]

Hey Doc, why do you have both unluckilyUbiquitous and some weird unluckyUbiquitous in the list?

Man why you gotta be pointing all this stuff out in public and embarrassing me like that? I honestly don't know how these mistakes even happen sometimes. Fixing it now.

[Beep]

Yeah, if you want to. I'll get to work on prototyping BD's sprite; we've RPd some of it already.

If it helps, here's Najash's room. The water-filled indents in the floor ought to perfectly fit the cruxtruder and alchemeter, if you feel like being elegant. Putting vially important heavy machinery in a place where it will most certainly get wet isn't a bad idea at all, right?

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/3557/najashroom2.png

Where do you guys RP? Over pesterchum?
Thanks for the link....
I made the silly mistake of not properly outlining his room (you only see about 3/4 of it in my intro pic) and still have to draw a good pic of his house+lucus... Hussie's style is kinda hard for me to work in.

Dohohohoho i c wut u did thurr.

[Red Pen]

Where do you guys RP? Over pesterchum?
Thanks for the link....
I made the silly mistake of not properly outlining his room (you only see about 3/4 of it in my intro pic) and still have to draw a good pic of his house+lucus... Hussie's style is kinda hard for me to work in.

Dohohohoho i c wut u did thurr.

Mostly in the chatrooms over on Deviantart, although we should probably look into pesterchum. I know what you mean, it looks so deceptively simple until you try actually drawing it!

[FeverFox]

FeverFox, I think our trolls need to be friends forever. The doctors are in.

Yes, yes they are!



Though I think Ishaza's a bit high on the 'ol hemospectrum for her and Ophida to be friends.

Could make for a fiery Kismesissitude though! ;p

[Beep]

Mostly in the chatrooms over on Deviantart, although we should probably look into pesterchum. I know what you mean, it looks so deceptively simple until you try actually drawing it!

I have a DA account, so if you show me where I could type there too... if you don't mind.

Ughhh so simple yet not! My regular style is comparatively detailed, so this is just crazy. D8
I might start drawing stuff in my style... maybe.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Your trolltag is wateredSphere and yOu~are~quite~careful~and~prOper~ when saying things.

Do you use Pesterchum? I'd love to do a chat with your troll.

[crash826]

I'd like to pester too, but I'm at a friend's and they don't have Pesterchum.

[TsukiCDS]

You are Minera Belynn

You spend a great deal of time DRAWING BLUEPRINTS for STRANGE and ARCHITECTURALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUILDINGS, due to your UNHEALTHY OBSESSION with ENGINEERING. You can draw any kind of building, and make it look AMAZING, however your block LACKS CREATIVITY in EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM.

You are a GEM COLLECTOR, but you DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. You never bring this up to your supposed friends, but they ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO GET YOU TO TALK ABOUT IT, as if they were actually interested, which you know they are not. When you aren't being pestered about gems, you tend to be CRITICAL and PICK AT EVERY FLAW YOU MAY NOTICE. You're just an ass like that.

Your trollTag is scaleAegis and {you speak as if you are trying to hide something}

Information:

Trolltag: scaleAegis

Colour: 025EFF (light blue)

Name: Minera Belynn

Lusus: Tortoise (Totally not a Bowser Ripoff)

Personality: Critical/Harsh/Secretive

Typing quirk: {secure and constant}
No punctuation, no caps, in { and }

Symbol: Delta

Modus: Keystone Modus (name isn't set in stone yet...)
i<i<i<K>i>i>i

K = keystone item
i = all other items

Sorted item weight Heaviest < < < Lightest
Lightest item is keystone
Cannot remove items not on end (Can only remove heaviest items)
Can always remove Keystone (lightest item), however this causes all items to eject (heaviest items will land on feet of user if they are not careful)

[CRP_MMDUDE]

You are Minera Belynn

HOLY SWEET TROLL JEGUS WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE HORNS.

[TsukiCDS]

HOLY SWEET TROLL JEGUS WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE HORNS.

Uhm... they're just edits of Vriska's...

[CRP_MMDUDE]

Uhm... they're just edits of Vriska's...

...oh.

That's cool, I guess.

[CRP_MMDUDE]

-- vacefiVesper [VV] started trolling wateredSphere [WS] --
VV: Hello!
VV: I heard you like water, ᛋo I came running!
VV: Or, ᛋwimming, I gueᛋᛋ.
VV: Heck, how can I efen run or ᛋwim to you?
VV: We're probably a whole ocean away vrom eachother.
VV: Anyway, how are you?