TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[NightingaleRB]

I have had 3 RP trolls, and they have all been in chains whose members just quit. Which sucked. And I am running out of people.

Awww Crash. I'd invite you to my chain but like I said before, Woozl and I have plans.

Speaking of which:

HEY WOOZL STOP BEING A HUGE ASSHOLE AND DRAW YOUR FREAKIN' ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

[Marionette]

Woahman. So many conversations. Any of you guys use Pesterchum? I'm normally only on PC with AV/Rizza (and occasionally SD/Nedari, but usually only when I know one of two friends' characters she knows is going to be on), but 3 clients can be run simultaneously I think, so I can cycle them somewhat if the people I'm playing with would like.

Also, I don't think I want to get into a session with KU/Ursami juuust yet since I just got one started with NN/Vanadi, so I'm probably just going to play him socially for now, sorry.

On that note, I guess that makes NN/Vanadi a team leader now (she will insist upon being recognized as such even if she's not considered one by the others she's playing with xD) so if others want to get in on that session, we can plan and eventually expy to a thread (maybe sooner as opposed to later since there's so little thread left).

nucleicBachelor & syntheticDebutante:

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-- nucleicBachelor [NB] started trolling syntheticDebutante [SD] --
NB: My_swЄЄt,_swЄЄt_NЄdari.
NB: How_havЄ_you_bЄЄn_m'lovЄ?
SD: Oh... hello...
SD: I... have been fine, I suppose...
SD: Things have been... interesting... lately...
SD: But it is of no import...
NB: RЄgardlЄss_of_importancЄ,_you'vЄ_piquЄd_my_in tЄrЄst.
NB: What_has_suddЄnly_bЄcomЄ_intЄrЄsting_about_yo ur_lifЄ?
SD: Oh...
SD: I... I'm afraid I cannot divulge details with any level of clarity...
SD: I had forgotten, but I am sworn to secrecy... my sincerest apologies... :(
NB: Sworn_to_sЄcrЄcy?
NB: Toward_thЄ_dЄtails_of_your_lifЄ?
NB: What_arЄ_you_in,_witnЄss_protЄction?
SD: It is sort of for protection...
SD: I'm not sure who it is meant to protect more... but I am not afraid...
SD: I will say one thing... I have filled a quadrant...!
SD: Sometimes I am just not sure which one...
NB: FillЄd?_Quadrant?
NB: Who_has_struck_your_fancy,_I_wondЄr?
SD: That is the thing...
SD: I cannot tell...
SD: In any case...!
SD: How is your life...?
SD: Luxurious as always...?
NB: Ahahahahaha!
NB: You_think_I_would_havЄ_it_any_othЄr_way?
NB: But,_yЄs. I_havЄ_lЄd_a_rЄlativЄly_normal_lifЄ_thus_far.
NB: Cooking_my_own_food,_arguing_with_my_lusus,
NB: Annoying_bastard.
NB: I_rЄally_hopЄ_yours_isn't_giving_you_as_much_tro uble.
SD: No more than usual...
SD: She's a good girl, of a sorts...
SD: A little difficult when I have guests, but I seldom have any of those...
NB: Now,_why_is_that,_dЄar?
NB: A_lady_likЄ_yoursЄlf_would_havЄ_mЄn_lining_up_ at_your_front_door!
NB: ...so_to_spЄak.
SD: Well, it is only that...
SD: I am not particularly suited to or fond of having guests...
SD: I prefer being left to myself...
SD: And as I said, my lusus can be... a problem...
SD: Though I can rein her in...
NB: Oh_you_stinking_lonЄr. Ԇ:P
NB: Go_out_and_socializЄ_for_a_changЄ,_says_I.
NB: All_work_and_no_play_makЄs_Jack_a_dull_troll!
SD: I do not think I will do that...
SD: My nerves are somewhat overwrought...
SD: Electronic communication is vastly preferable...
SD: Besides, I do go out from time to time...
SD: I FLARP...
NB: What_is_it_with_trolls_and_flarping?
NB: I_nЄvЄr_rЄally_got_into_it.
NB: My_friЄnd_VV_did,_though.
NB: ShЄ_is_quitЄ_thЄ_fan_of_it_as_wЄll.
SD: I find it rather...
SD: Liberating...
SD: And attempt to do it in the presence of a specific group...
SD: I can handle it a little better...
NB: Hmm._wЄll,_maybЄ_you_crossЄd_paths_with_hЄr_at _onЄ_point?
NB: I_dunno.
NB: It's_a_small_planЄt,_aftЄr_all.
SD: It is possible...
SD: But I likely wouldn't recall...
SD: Perhaps I could meet her sometime (again, if I have already)...
SD: But meeting people is something of an ordeal...
SD: I would need some time in advance to prepare myself...
NB: It_probably_wouldn't_bЄ_all_that_hard.
NB: I_mЄan,_she_is_on_my_short_list_of_friЄnds.
NB: I_rЄally_don't_know_why_that_list_is_so_short_any ways...
NB: I_thought_pЄoplЄ_likЄd_mЄ!
SD: You seem quite likable...
SD: Do chin up...
SD: Our culture isn't very friend-oriented anyway, right...?
SD: So it shouldn't be the greatest worry...
NB: Hmm..._I_supposЄ_you'rЄ_right.
NB: I_rЄally_havЄ_no_intЄrЄst_in_black_romancЄ,_t hough.
NB: ...do_you?
SD: Well, hmm...
SD: Not an extreme interest...
SD: Only insofar as I'm sure I'll find it eventually...
SD: It's an inevitability if one wishes to survive, correct...?
SD: And I can see how it might be an interesting experience...
SD: But I have no particular attachment to such things...

shadySurgeon & nighNonpareil:

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sS: ...so yeaH
sS: .this is my respiT- ?god damn it why d'idnt I clean up before joininG
sS: !!STUPID ,STUPID ME
sS: .please excuse the mesS
NN: 1t's p3rf3ctly f1n3, don't worry your l1ttl3 h3ad.
NN: 1 could t1dy up 1f you l1k3. L3t m3 just...
NN: Ah. 3r. Th1s 1s a l1ttl3 3mbarrass1ng!
NN: 1 s33m to hav3 acc1d3ntally r3locat3d your to1l3t.
NN: How v3ry s1lly of m3!

((Don't worry, I know how it is with isometric. It looks fine, although I'm not sure what some of the stuff in there is. Could you explain what's in there?))

toreadorFanboy & kaleidoscopicUnderhook:

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toreadorFanboy began trolling kaleidoscopicUnderhook at 2:27 PM

tF: Oh gOd yOu ARe A muffin Of AdORAble wRApped in A sAck of kiTTenS And lOVe
tF: And RAinbOw kiSSeS
tF: Oh gOd i need TO pAiR yOu wiTh sOmeOne nOw ~*~
tF: OR wiTh meeee ~*~~*~
tF: hOO hOO hOO ~*~~*~~*~
tF: ...
tF: wAiT nO ThATs nOT whAT i wAnTed TO TAlk TO yOu AbOuT
tF: AlSO SORRy fOR SOunding ReAlly cReepy
tF: uh yOu'Ve heARd Of SgRub befORe RighT
tF: OkAy well AnywAyS i Think i mighT die SOOn
tF: fROm A meTeOR
tF: SO yeAh if yOu knOw AnyThing AbOuT iT cOuld yOu like hAVe me be
tF: i dOnT knOw
tF: nOT killed
tF: pleAse :|
KU: Huh?
KU: Well, I'm glad you think so, misterrr!
KU: Orrr miss. Orrr misses. Whoeberrr you arrre, that's berrry nice of you!
KU: I lobe rrrainbows!
KU: But I don't know what SGRRRUB is.
KU: And I'm sorrrrrry that you'rrre going to die!
KU: How come?
KU: I don't rrreally know how to help you!
KU: And I'm starrrting to get kind of sleepy.
KU: So I don't know if I'm in the shape to sabe anyone's life rrright now.

[AmbientArtisan]

I'd totally join in on your session, if it's not too crowded! And well if you want me. :B

[Sprinkles]

Sorry about her font being annoying to read!
Also, I'll probably draw an actual picture of her when I finally quit being lazy.

That's all there really is to say on the matter.

[Nehh]

Actually, seeing as a whole bunch of people want troll sessions and there are only so many to go round, I thought I could make a new one with other people looking for chains. Anyone agree? I'll start on it when I have 3 others.

[Marionette]

If you're talking to me, AmbientArtisan, sure! Oh man, if Vanadi starts out believing your troll is orange and then finds out the truth, she's going to be so confused. That would be hilaaarious.

Ohmygosh Sprinkles, I love your troll.

[AmbientArtisan]

If you're talking to me, AmbientArtisan, sure! Oh man, if Vanadi starts out believing your troll is orange and then finds out the truth, she's going to be so confused. That would be hilaaarious.

Ohmygosh Sprinkles, I love your troll.

I wuz. :B
Awesome! PM me with details and stuff so precious thread isn't eaten anymore? Please and thank you.

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also what are you talking about of course he is orange. :V Totally ignore the fact his symbol is neptune and he has a fish.yep. Totally not indigoish at alllllll

[Phantom Gamer]

BLATANT ALPHA CHAIN ADVERTISING

JOIN
BE A HERO

[Hello Planet]

I has no chain to join.

[Taylor]

Name: Altaea Kankro
Gender: Female
Chumhandle: juvenileCrustacean
Text color: Bright Orange
Typing Quirk: Replaces her A's with @'s. And her O's with the digit 0.
Symbol: Cancer
Location: Land of Muck and Mountains
Blood Color: Bright Orange
Personality and Interests:
Altaea can be extremely violent and aggressive at times.
Generally she acts like a bully and has an "in your face" attitude.
She's the kind of person who kicks you when you're down for fun.

Her only hobby is collecting the horns of other trolls, whether they are deceased or not.
Because of this and her blood color she is considered to be an outcast.

Extra Note: When someone angers her, rather than getting back at the person who made her angry, she lashes out at the friends and or acquaintances of said person.


Flaws:
She likes to make EXTREMELY lame puns.
No people skills. At all.
She's too much of a jerk.
Her left horn is broken.
She's not very strong physically.
She's very immature sometimes.

Lusus:
Her lusus is just a pathetic tiny crab-like creature.
She likes to complain about how she almost steps on it all the time.

Weapon:
Altaea has no specific weapon.
She has a large collection of horns from other trolls and just uses those to defend herself if nessicary.


I hope I didn't forget anything important. XD

Well here's my troll self. Thought I should post her here. c: Here is the deviant art link to her picture.

[crash826]

Taylor that is great and you should feel great.

[chimericWilder]

Thats
Awesome
AWESOME, MAN

[Samulus]

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- Your name is Shaan Tehir.

You have a variety of interests. You LOVE art, especially ancient art. You probably own one of the worlds largest collections, but your never satisfied with it. You won't stop until its perfect. In fact, most of your DREAMS (when not about the moaning and groaning of your undead friends tearing you apart) play out with you assimilating every other collection in existence with your own. Your also interested in the chivalric code of the WHITE TROLLTONIC KNIGHTS. You've pretty much based your life around it. No damsel in distress shall be ignored. No miscreant shall be left unpunished. Loyalty to God, Queen, and "The Cause of Conquest" is paramount in your life.

Through your frantic, NIGH-FANATICAL defense of anything, you've alienated mostly everybody. Though that philanthropist jackass Charos still talks to you from time to time. Still, you tend to make more enemies by helping people then hurting them. Whatever. They don't understand your code. Nobody does.

Your crazy about games, especially FLARP. You have a copy of every book ever printed. All of the books. All of them. Your so good at the game, you even helped write the latest edition. In fact, the only reason anyone talks to you is because you can score a ton of FREE BOOKS whenever you want.

You tend to BEAT YOURSELF UP about a lot of things. Mainly the fact that you've been getting real lonely. No one really talks with you anymore. You also obsess with your art gallery night and day, angry at yourself for not making it perfect. Your real lackluster performance in the various romance departments have disheartened you a bit. While everyone around you gets together in the flowering sensations of red and black love, you spend your time wandering about the relics of ages past.

- exaltedChevalier
- Gray or sometimes Indigo
- replaces b's with 13, double t's (tt) with #, and f's with ph.
- White Knight Logo, Shieldkind, Winged Snow Lion
- Chess Modus
Places all of the cards into black and white squares where the items are the pieces. Cards that are not filled are given a piece until they can be filled. When a "piece" is taken, the item is ejected. The board resets when someone is checkmated. If you lose, all remaining items are ejected. If you win, items can replace whatever piece before the game starts again. To find the code, you just have to flip the card over.

[Phantom Gamer]

TROLLSLUM WIKI, GUYS

If you use this, make pages for trolls and chains, as well as items, planets, etc. if you have enough information. Otherwise, just stick them on your troll's page.

Also I have no interest in adminning this so could somebody qualified in wiki adminning please come and take over.

[empireomega]

So out of curiosity what will come of this game in the inevitable event that the thread's page limit arrives?

[Aerok12]

TROLLSLUM WIKI, GUYS

If you use this, make pages for trolls and chains, as well as items, planets, etc. if you have enough information. Otherwise, just stick them on your troll's page.

Also I have no interest in adminning this so could somebody qualified in wiki adminning please come and take over.

I approve of this
Also, I suppose I will be the one who puts all the info for our session in there.

So out of curiosity what will come of this game in the inevitable event that the thread's page limit arrives?

Doctor Tess will make a new one

[Awkward Turtle]

Made a troll for fun. Wasn't really planning on doing any RP-type stuff but maybe later if I feel like it.



Your name is KELONA ADWATI.

You have an ODD AFFINITY FOR SHELLBEASTS, but NOT LIKE THAT, YOU CREEP. You like FASHIONABLE HEADWEAR, but really you mostly just wear hats because they cover up your REALLY MESSY HAIR.

You like to tell people you're a FAMOUS ADVENTURER, but really you mostly just sit around and mess with your COLLECTION OF SHITTY GRAPPLING HOOKS. You're pretty sure most of these would BREAK THE INSTANT YOU TRIED TO CLIMB WITH THEM. That doesn't stop you from trying, though. Your shellbeast lusus GREATLY DISPROVES of your collection but CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE SHE'S TOO SLOW TO KEEP UP WITH YOU.

You lost part of your horn in a GRAPPLING HOOK ACCIDENT, but you filed it down so nobody would notice unless you told them, which you wont because you are a COMPULSIVE LIAR.

Your trolltag is ungainlyTestudine and you donT have a Typing quirk. whaT are you Talking abouT?

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chumHandle: ungainlyTestudine
Text Color: 007b09
Typing quirk: capiTalizes Ts and noThing else.
Shirt symbol: Tau (the greek letter)
Strife Specibus: grplhookkind
Lusus: tortoise

EDIT: And here's a cool picture my friend did.

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[AmbientArtisan]

TROLLSLUM WIKI, GUYS

If you use this, make pages for trolls and chains, as well as items, planets, etc. if you have enough information. Otherwise, just stick them on your troll's page.

Also I have no interest in adminning this so could somebody qualified in wiki adminning please come and take over.

Oh that's pretty awesome.
I'm not qualified in Wiki Adminning so I can't help, but I love the idea.

[Marionette]

WIKIIIIII. SWEETNESS.

I haven't done much wiki stuff so I couldn't call myself an experienced wiki admin, but first I think it would probably be good to establish a template for each page so they're relatively similar across the whole thing and so people who don't know how to work it can go off it. I'll have to read up on the tags again myself, but I can get to work on such a thing.

Edit: Wait, people have already filled out pages and stuff, so I'm not sure there's a lot of point in developing a template, plus I forgot wikia has a simplified editor rather than forcing wiki code on you. xD

[scintillatingMoniker]

Added eZ's page, and I'll do the page for A BRUSH WITH DEATH and an overall Alchemized paint page.

This is awesome everyone needs to add their character to it as soon as they can.

[hurlingPagan]

I'd like to be a wiki admin. I believe I am qualified.

[Phantom Gamer]

Done.

[villidan]

Oh man Samulus we need to have a shield fight, only shields, I wont even try to use my other kinds of weapon and the winner will get the losers shields ALL THE SHIELDS. ALL OF THEM.

Also I like what you did to the word Teutonic.

[Samulus]

Heee. I wanted an original strife specibus but w.e

Hehe. Yeah, If we ever had a shield battle it'd be the most brutal of fights. Fuck swords and spears, we brawl it out Goofy style mothergrubbers.

[Azreal DeGeist]

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