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[Doctor Tess]

FP: ooh nno...
FP: ooh ggod nno...
FP: ggoddammit ii tthink ii wwould kknow iif mmy sserver wwas tthe mmost aannoying pperson tto eever eexist...
FP: yyou've ggotta bbe kkidding mme...

[Alphadin]

FP: ooh nno...
FP: ooh ggod nno...
FP: ggoddammit ii tthink ii wwould kknow iif mmy sserver wwas tthe mmost aannoying pperson tto eever eexist...
FP: yyou've ggotta bbe kkidding mme...

[TE]: I was just annoying because I was Bored
[TE]: Anyways, I can quit hosting.
[TE]: Which I won't.
[TE]: I'm serious Right now.
[TE]: I'm not going to be annoying anymore.

[Hellis]

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chumHandle: retroProphet
text colour: 4000BF
typing quirk: Usually all over the place, never staying on one topic.
shirt symbol: A stylized signpost
personality: Energetic if a bit paranoid. Completely immersed in conspiracy theories and will pester you to no end about them.
sprite: Prototyped with a circus bear and book on ufos. Creates Paranoia Bear.
real name: Erik
appearance: Always grinning. Wears yellow shades and has tried to dye his hair a lighter colour.

-- retroProphet [RP] started trolling TROLLSLUM--
RP: This is clearly a attempt to gather us in all one place for tagging nad troll slavery. There is nothing for me to gain here. I have a theory... About trolls...
-- retroProphet [RP] stopped trolling TROLLSLUM--

[Alphadin]

[TE]: Fuck this.
[TE]: Let DR host you.

[aphoticConniver]

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chumHandle: retroProphet
text colour: 4000BF
typing quirk: Usually all over the place, never staying on one topic.
shirt symbol: A stylized signpost
personality: Energetic if a bit paranoid. Completely immersed in conspiracy theories and will pester you to no end about them.
sprite: Prototyped with a circus bear and book on ufos. Creates Paranoia Bear.
real name: Erik
appearance: Always grinning. Wears yellow shades and has tried to dye his hair a lighter colour.

-- retroProphet [RP] started trolling TROLLSLUM--
RP: This is clearly a attempt to gather us in all one place for tagging nad troll slavery. There is nothing for me to gain here. I have a theory... About trolls...
-- retroProphet [RP] stopped trolling TROLLSLUM--

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] started trolling retroProphet [RC]--
AC: What's pu bro!
AC: If uoy want, I can tsoh you!
AC: Or uoy can tsoh me!
AC: Whichever skrow, dude.
-- aquaticCorsair [AC] ceased trolling retroProphet [RC]--

[Pinary]

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-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

pI: Okay, write.
pI: Hear wee go.
pI: Can ewe sea me?

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Harilo]

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-- acerbicAves [AA] began pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN]--

AA: oh!
AA: oh hey!
AA: you're the guy with the rAke...?
AA: we Are obviously destined to be imprActical-gArden-implement-weApon-buddies!
AA: i'll be your server if you want
AA: wouldn't wAnt to piss off destiny, right...?
AA: i heAr she's kind of a bitch...

-- acerbicAves [AA] ceased pestering turbulentNucleartide [TN]--

Unrelated note: just read through Boardbound and it's rad

-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] began pestering acerbicAves [AA] --

TN: k, THAT sounds LIKE a PLAN to ME.
TN: it TOOK fucking FOREVER to GET this SHIT downloded BUT that's DONE and OVER with,
TN: SO let US get THE garden BASED raping OF imps AND such ON.

-- turbulentNucleartide [TN] ceased pestering acerbicAves [AA] --

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Also, thanks. I haven't been updating it lately though because of finals coming up and thinking about plot shit.

[Doctor Tess]

FP: ddr?...
FP: wwell tthat wwould eexplain wwhy ii ccouldn't rremember hhim aat all ii ddon't kknow aa tthing aabout hhim...
FP: ii'll bbug hhim llater ffor tthe ddetails rright nnow ii hhave sstuff tto ddo...
FP: aalso ookay ii'm wwilling tto mmake aamends ii gguess...
FP: iif yyou aagree tto sstop bbeing aannoying ii'll aagree nnot tto sstab yyou...
FP: ddeal?...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering triEye [TE] --


-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering perfectlyIrrational [PI] --

FP: hhey...
FP: yyeah ii ccan ssee yyou ffine...
FP: ii'll gget tto ddeploying aa bbunch oof mmachines aand ccrap iin yyour hhouse nnow...
FP: aalso tthat ppot pplant iis sso ttacky...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering perfectlyIrrational [PI] --

[Woozl]

-- timberAutomaton [TA] began pestering TROLLSLUM. --

TA: I believe that I am in need of a client to host in the near, but not immediate future.
TA: Unless, of course, Ms. Sarcoma no longer wishes to host me, in which case I require both a host and a client.
TA: Preferably I would not begin hosting until I am already through, however, all events are subject to change.
TA: ...
TA: Well I believe that's all settled then.

-- timberAutomaton [TA] ceased pestering TROLLSLUM. --

[Eloquent]

-- cursoryFormicidae [cF] began pestering timberAutomaton [TA] --

cF: so you say--
cF: i cant help you though if--
cF: -you need a client?
cF: i sort of burned a--
cF: -you need a host
cF: -hole through one of the sburb cds
cF: im trying to--
cF: -find my extra server cd
cF: i have the client installed--
cF: -whenever youre ready
cF: so i guess thats it?

-- cursoryFormicidae [cF] ceased pestering timberAutomaton [TA] --

[Gigoergong]

(also gigoergong, want me to remove your previous trollsona from the list?)

Whatever works for you. I'm not really picky.

[Alphadin]

Pestering [FP]
[TE]: This doesn't mean I'll stop being annoying. I JUST GOT BORED BISH.
[TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: [TE]: Also, I'll sill throw stuff at you BECAUSE I CAN
*Throws book*

[ItGoesSplat]

chumHandle: MarineMutagen
text colour: 0080FF
reference image:

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typing quirk: cApItAlIzEs Only vOwEls And sOmEtImEs Y.
shirt symbol: alchemy symbol for strong (sick) fires
personality: While maintaining a messy, carefree appearance, he's a gentlemen to those who have gained his respect. However, if you aren't one of the elites, he's full of smartass, sarcastic responses and a total lack of interest.


-- marineMutagen [MM] started trolling TROLLSLUM--
[MM] thIs Is A wAstE Of my tImE. Ill sEE yOU lOt ArOUnd sOmEtImE, I gUEss.
-- marineMutagen [MM] stopped trolling TROLLSLUM--

[Woozl]

-- timberAutomaton [TA] began pestering cursoryFormicidae [ cF ] --
TA: That sounds wonderful.
TA: I am ready to begin whenever you are; I might even have enough time to get you near the first gate before my own impact.
TA: ...
TA: I really am bad at ending conversations.
-- timberAutomaton [TA] ceased pestering cursoryFormicidae [ cF ] --

[Doctor Tess]

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] changed her mood to RANCOROUS --

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] blocked triEye [TE] --


FP: sso hhey...
FP: gguys...
FP: iif ssomeone lless oobnoxious ccould ttalk tto mme rright nnow...
FP: tthat'd bbe ffucking ggreat...
FP: sseriously aabout tto bblow aa ffucking ffuse hhere yyou gguys...
FP: SSO HHOW AABOUT TTHAT WWEATHER...

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i don't hate any of you nearly as much as my troll does

just thought i'd clarify that


Gonna see if I can get some trollart up when I get home.

[Propriety]

-- proprietousBeau[PB] began pestering trollslum Group [!!!] --

PB: Blast it all to bloody hell!
PB: Blasted bloody twatmongering crumpets!
PB: I'm having the most difficult time getting my type-o-matic to accept these strange, round punch cards I received in the mail!
PB: It seems to prefer simply spattering them with India ink! And my suit in the process! I'll have you know that I had this suit hand tailored, and I will not be having some torpid difference engine smearing it with writing refuse!
PB: Ah, well!
PB: I suppose I ought get sorted out the sordid business of arranging my client and server connections, eh wot?

-- proprietousBeau[PB] ceased pestering trollslumGroup [!!!] --

(I want to do some more drawing, but I've got exams looming... won't be able to do much. Hopefully I can sneak in a bit here and there. I want to start thinking up a sprite and a planet for pB.)

[Woozl]

-- equusAquariot [EA] began consoling ficticiousPhysician [FP] --
EA: ui cxm . fdj,fds xciogfdfh.
EA: uio opope ewwqe c vsn bver rfiednds?>
EA: iufd nkt,m. gtrhjaztgs ok tgopopi
EA: Neigh
-- equusAquariot [EA] ceased consoling ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Pinary]

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

pI: This is knot my house
pI: It's the eye-tea lounge
pI: Awn the floor below yours
pI: Oar rather, wear yours used two bee
pI: Ewe wood no this if ewe ever brat down yore "malfunctioning" monitors
pI: Instead of making me wok all the weight up their

pI: Your just lucky ewe went inn two the medium first
pI: Oar ewe wood have lost yore basement
pI: End who nose what wood have happened two the building

pI: Butt anyweigh
pI: Let's try end keep this from becoming two much of a mess
pI: Theirs plenty of floor space in hear

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Doctor Tess]

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering equusAquariot [EA] --

FP: ...
FP: ...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] has blocked equusAquariot [EA] --


-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering perfectlyIrrational [PI] --

FP: ooh qquit yyou're wwhining iit's nnot tthat ffar oof aa wwalk...
FP: ii mmean ii gguess iit iis nnow...
FP: aanyway hhere ii ggo...
FP: ddumping ssome sstuff aaround...

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pictures of clumsily-placed machinery will go here later

[Nebilim]

-- deviantScoundrel [dS] started trolling cannedLightning [cL] --

dS: HEY
dS: ILL BE YOUR SSERVER HOSST
dS: I WANT TO TRY OUT MANIPULATING THE ENVIROMENT
dS: IT SSOUNDS SSO COOL AND SSUPER EPIC

-- cannedLightning [CL] began trolling deviantScoundrel --

CL: Uh...
CL: I... don't know...
CL: You seem...
CL: Kinda fishy...
CL: And...
CL: Your colour is...
CL: Well... I guess...
CL: It's not important...
CL: I mean...
CL: How could...
CL: A decision...
CL: Like this...
CL: Be important...?
CL: Let me... get set up...

-- cannedLightning [CL] ceased trolling deviantScoundrel --

[NightingaleRB]

-- candidSarcoma [CS] began pestering timberAutomaton [TA] --

CS: UhHhHh....................
CS: H-hEy ThErE tImBa...
CS: I pRoMiSe I tOtAlLy WaSn'T aVoIdInG yOu Or AnYtHiNg........
CS: BeCaUsE yOu''Re KiNdA cReEpY....
CS: ThAt Is ThE tHiNg WhIcH iS nOt ThE tRuTh..
CS: I jUsT nOw GoT bAcK tO tHe CoMpUtEr,, HaD tO sNeAk BaCk In BuT iT'''s AlL gOoD!!!!!
CS: So WhEnEvEr YoU wAnT mE tO sTaRt DrOpPiNg StUfF jUsT lEt Me KnOw!!!!!!!!!!!

-- candidSarcoma [CS] ceased pestering timberAutomaton [TA] --

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So this means CS, TA, and CF are in a server-client chain now? Cool.

And sorry for not replying AC, I have no friggin' clue what CS's title, land, or sprite prototyping is at the moment, so I don't want to put her in the Medium just yet. ^^; She has to destroy TA's house free up some RAM first.

[Woozl]

((I am really starting to love this.))

-- equusAquariot [EA] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --
equusAquariot [EA] sent ficticiousPhysician [FP] the files "Part 1," "Part 2," and "Part 3".

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-- equusAquariot [EA] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --



-- timberAutomaton [TA] began pestering candidSarcoma [CS] --
TA: Regardless of what the facts are on the subject of your absence, it is good that you are back.
TA: I am ready whenever you are, however, please proceed with caution, so that you do not destroy my house.
-- timberAutomaton [TA] ceased pestering candidSarcoma [CS] --

[BipartisanBread]

Fantroll Trollart

acerbicAves

Depending I might do more of these.

[Hellis]

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] started trolling retroProphet [RC]--
AC: What's pu bro!
AC: If uoy want, I can tsoh you!
AC: Or uoy can tsoh me!
AC: Whichever skrow, dude.
-- aquaticCorsair [AC] ceased trolling retroProphet [RC]--

-- retroProphet [RC] started trolling aquaticCorsair [AC]--
RP: Host me? I know your intentions! Your with them.
RP: The Project demands more...work
RP: Oh no, My Paranoia Bear is getting out of hand
RP: So, you could host?.
-- retroProphet [RC]a ceased trolling aquaticCorsair [AC] --

[aphoticConniver]

chumHandle: MarineMutagen
text colour: 0080FF
reference image:

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typing quirk: cApItAlIzEs Only vOwEls And sOmEtImEs Y.
shirt symbol: alchemy symbol for strong (sick) fires
personality: While maintaining a messy, carefree appearance, he's a gentlemen to those who have gained his respect. However, if you aren't one of the elites, he's full of smartass, sarcastic responses and a total lack of interest.


-- marineMutagen [MM] started trolling TROLLSLUM--
[MM] thIs Is A wAstE Of my tImE. Ill sEE yOU lOt ArOUnd sOmEtImE, I gUEss.
-- marineMutagen [MM] stopped trolling TROLLSLUM--

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] started trolling marineMutagen [MM]--
AC: Dude, nac we eb, like, retaw bros?
AC: So ew can eb fist BUNPIN bros?
AC: Like os sicknasty, neve fire lliw fall ot our thgim!
AC: Also, fi you era joininng siht SBURB gniht, can I be ruoy host?
AC: Laters, harb.
-- aquaticCorsair [AC] ceased trolling marineMutagen [MM]--