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[Sonitaka]

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teeheehee.

[b]-- amauroticCandor [AC] started pestering everyone at 1:41 PM --
aC: HEY S0RRY FOR BEING S0 LATE EVERY0NE
aC: I'LL PESTER Y0U GUYS LATER AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING WHEN THERE ISN'T ANYTHING FLYING AT MY FACE WHETHER IT BE BATS 0R BIRDS 0R WHATEVER THE HECK
aC: WHICH IS T0 SAY I G0T T0 SOME KIND 0F PLANET
aC: THE LAND 0F AVIANS AND...
aC: ACTUALLY I'M STILL THINKING 0F WHAT T0 CALL IT
aC: IT WILL BE PRETTY C00L I THINK
aC: WELL IT C0ULD BE P0SSIBLY
aC: I SUPP0SE
-- amauroticCandor ceased pestering everyone at 1:43 --

-- amauroticCandor [AC] started pestering everyone at 1:44 PM --

aC: 0H G0D THIS PLACE IS S0 TRIPPY AUUUGH

-- amauroticCandor ceased pestering everyone at 1:44 --

edit: durhur pagetopper and whatnot

[aphoticConniver]

AC: Uhh, sedud? There si a gib timer gniog down ereh.
AC: I llits have tuoba a yad or owt.
AC: I sdeen me a host ereh, pronto sedud!

MM: hEy mAn I gOt yOUr bAck
MM:I cAn hOst And dEplOY whAtEvEr YOU nEEd brO

AC: Cools. I think ym Aunt sah something ot do htiw this emag.
AC: Cause rof some nosaer, I evah the remit. the Kernal, and siht wierd Dowel thing.
AC: Uh-oh, Aunts home. I got ot go. Sretal, brah.

[Sezza]

I seem to have jumped the gun on the whole creation/illustration business. I guess I am looking for a server?

[Yoshi]

-- tastySnack [tS] started pestering fanTrolls at 5:00 PM --
tS: SO HAY GUYZ WAT DID I MIS
tS: HALLO GUYZ I FINALE GOT BACK HEER
tS: YU GUYZ SUK. SO HARD.
tS: I JUS WANNED TOO JOIN THE SWETE TR0LL PARTE
tS: FINE THEN IMMA GO PARTE WITH gC.
-- tastySnack [tS] ceased pestering fanTrolls at 5:03 --
Poor poor tS. No one ever talks to him. Mainly because they can't read his text. And the whole marshmallow thing. That tends to weird people out.

[Propriety]

-- proprietousBeau [PB] began pestering cuddleGuts [CG] --

PB: I do most heartily approve of your chosen imageacular representation, good sir!
PB: And I must comment, your haircut is also most dapper! Most dapper indeed!
PB: I presume you are looking for a server? Mayhaps I might be useful in that regard?
PB: And I have spent all morning on the above photograph! I do think it does me likeness! What say you?

-- proprietousBeau [PB] ceased pestering cuddleGuts [CG]--

[Gigoergong]

Haha, nice. Needs more Cravat, though.

[Propriety]

Haha, nice. Needs more Cravat, though.

OH MY GOODNESS YES.

I think I will reserve that for my "formal" outfit, though. I mean, John goes from t-shirt to suit... I need to reserve some accessories for when my outfit will get more classy SOMEHOW. TWELVE MONOCLES, ALL AT ONCE.

OH GOD THERE GO THE CRAVATS! *Shoots cravats out of his sleeves*

[Gigoergong]

Heh, I oughta make a formal outfit for my troll as well. I wish I wasn't so busy this week.

[Alphadin]

[TE]:... FP?
[TE]: Responds to my first pester :u

[Doctor Tess]

FP: llook...
FP: ddude...
FP: sstop nnagging mme tto ttalk tto yyou...
FP: bbecause ii ddon't wwant tto ttalk tto yyou...
FP: sseriously ddude hhow aam ii ssupposed tto gget aanywhere wwhen yyou kkeep sstopping mme eevery ffive sseconds tto iinsult mme oor wwhatever...
FP: jjust sshut uup ookay...
FP: ggonna ggo ggrab mmy ssprite aand ggo sstab ssome iimps oor ssomething...
FP: iit wwill bbe ttotally eexciting llook ii'll eeven ggive yyou aa ffull pplay-bby-pplay llater...
FP: wwould tthat sshut yyou uup?...
FP: nnow ggo bbug ssomeone eelse...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering triEye [TE] --

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But seriously, posting just to say that seems a little silly don't you think

Also I will force myself to draw some gentleman dog-imps or whatever tonight so stay tuned I guess.

[NachoGrande96]

OC: OK SEriouSLY
OC: gc aRE YOu stilL PLAnniNG to BE My seRVEr/cLIeNt?
OC: BECause if YOu arEN"t theN I"M GEttING soMEone ELsE to bE MY CLient/SErveR
OC: SO YEah
OC: geT BACk to me oN THAT>

[TimeToDai]

Hi everybody!

I'm new to the forums, but I've been reading the comic since Problem Sleuth. I finally started lurking in the forums a couple of weeks back, and I absolutely fell in love with the fanarts/romarts that you guys have created. You guys and the community you've built here is just plain awesome!

Seriously, I want to thank all of you for all of the hard work you guys have done making all the absolutely jaw-dropping and daaaawwwwwww inducing art that I've been privileged enough to view over this past week. You guys rock!



Anyway, I absolutely loved the idea of trollsonas that you guys implemented in the Fanart thread, and even though I'm not a very good artist, I really wanted to get in on the action because it looked hella-fun. Here goes!

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Trollsona: personalJegus



Personality: personalJegus has a protective personality, usually putting others before himself, even if doing so would be harmful to himself in the long run. He's quick to be helpful to others, though when it comes to taking care of himself, he procrastinates to no end. This is partially because he has trouble motivating himself and needs others to motivate him, though if anyone calls him on it he acts super confident.

tl;dr: he's a procrastinator, helpful, lacks self confidence but pretends that he has it, and is pretty friendly once you get to know him.

Quirk: Repeats the first word of every sentence 5 times in a row, does not use comas, periods, or apostrophes, mostly types in all lowercase, and allcaps the last word in a sentence for emphasis.

Symbol: modified less-than symbol sort of thingy

Weapon: Scissorkind

Pestercolor: #FF9999

-- personalJegus PJ began pestering the TrollSlum at 9:40 pm --
PJ: ohgogohgogohgogohgog oh jegus why am i always late FUCK!
PJ: iiiii always do THIS!
PJ: okokokokok so because im a titanic dumbass once again i waited until the last minute to get things ready and ive got like maybe 5 minutes before a huge honkin meteor comes and pulverizes ME
PJ: youyouyouyouyou guy were totally right about that meteor thingamabobber and i really should have installed the game days ago when you guys told me TO
PJ: jegusjegusjegusjegusjegus who would have thought i would procrastinate even when it came to saving my own LIFE
PJ: sososososo im like 5 minutes away from getting my carcass crushed over HERE
PJ: pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease if anyone with an unused server cd would be so kind as to save my dumbass from my own laziness i would forever be GRATEFUL
PJ: iiiii will gladly be someones server when i get in TOO
RT: DUDE WHATS WITH THE PINK TEXT ARE YOU A GIRL OR SOMETHING?
PJ: shutshutshutshutshut UP!
PJ: itsitsitsitsits light red and it takes a real man to troll in light RED
PJ: notnotnotnotnot like it was the last color available or ANYTHING

[Sezza]

-- cuddleGuts [CG] began pestering proprietousBeau [PB] --

CG: haha shit dude sounds like a plan and you can sign me the fuck up for it immediately ay ess ay pee and i have to say sweet fancy shit you got there holmes but you know what would make it better?????
CG: TWELVE MONOCLES
CG: ALL AT ONCE

-- cuddleGuts [CG] ceased pestering proprietousBeau [PB] --

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[machiavelli33]

sT: Take bite of Harry's heart.

[Doctor Tess]

^ This is pretty excellent, by the way





FP: ...

[Gabu]

Dag, yo.

[aphoticConniver]

^ This is pretty excellent, by the way

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AC: Try taht on ym imps.
AC: They're edam of DIAMONDS. FUCKING DIAMONDS.
AC: Sorry tuob that. Got a bit dessip. Laters, brah.

[TimeToDai]

]--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering disgruntledEnigma [DE] at ???--

PJ: seriouslyseriouslyseriouslyseriouslyseriously DUDE
PJ: youryouryouryouryour jakelightersprite is EPIC
PJ: thatsthatsthatsthatsthats really all there is to say about the MATTER
PJ: sososososo KUDOS

-- personalJegus ceased pestering dusgruntledEnigma--

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering TrollSlum--

PJ: hihihihihi EVERYBODY
PJ: iiiii was wondering if anyone needed another client or server for this GAME
PJ: iiiii kinda waited too long to pick up my beta copy and everyone i know is already PLAYING
PJ: sososososo im kind of like a free AGENT
PJ: lookinglookinglookinglookinglooking for a new TEAM
PJ: likelikelikelikelike the human basketball player dennis RODMAN
PJ: exceptexceptexceptexceptexcept not as TALENTED
PJ: ororororor as batshit WEIRD

[aphoticConniver]

]--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering disgruntledEnigma [DE] at ???--

PJ: seriouslyseriouslyseriouslyseriouslyseriously DUDE
PJ: youryouryouryouryour jakelightersprite is EPIC
PJ: thatsthatsthatsthatsthats really all there is to say about the MATTER
PJ: sososososo KUDOS

-- personalJegus ceased pestering dusgruntledEnigma--

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering TrollSlum--

PJ: hihihihihi EVERYBODY
PJ: iiiii was wondering if anyone needed another client or server for this GAME
PJ: iiiii kinda waited too long to pick up my beta copy and everyone i know is already PLAYING
PJ: sososososo im kind of like a free AGENT
PJ: lookinglookinglookinglookinglooking for a new TEAM
PJ: likelikelikelikelike the human basketball player dennis RODMAN
PJ: exceptexceptexceptexceptexcept not as TALENTED
PJ: ororororor as batshit WEIRD

AC: Dude, ll'I host uoy, as gnol as uoy don't dnim DIAMOND IMPS.
AC: So haey, go ot Trollchat IRC.
AC: Laters, harb.

[TimeToDai]

AC: Dude, ll'I host uoy, as gnol as uoy don't dnim DIAMOND IMPS.
AC: So haey, go ot Trollchat IRC.
AC: Laters, harb.

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering aphoticConniver [AC] at ??.?? --

PJ: iiiii went to the irc for a bit but didn't catch you but i am totally down for having you as my HOST
PJ: thoughthoughthoughthoughthough i think im going to need a new pair of scissors if we are dealing with DIAMONDS
PJ: this is going to be ROUGH
PJ: nonononono pun INTENDED

[ItGoesSplat]

AC: Dude, ll'I host uoy, as gnol as uoy don't dnim DIAMOND IMPS.
AC: So haey, go ot Trollchat IRC.
AC: Laters, harb.

MM: hEy brO
MM: I drOppEd sOmE tOOls fOr yOU in yOUr plAce, jUst chEck yOUr bEdrOOm and bAnthrOm
MM: lEt mE knOw whEn yOU nEEd sOmEthIng ElsE
MM: pEAcE

[Eloquent]

--cursoryFormicidae [cF] began pestering timberAutomaton [tA]--
cF: y'know i think--
cF: also i just finished--
cF: -human shows are kind of entertaining
cF: -my indoors picnic
cF: it seemed dangerous--
cF: also, my sburb client--
cF: outside with all the fire
cF: is up and running
cF: can you see me now?
--cursoryFormicidae [cF] ceased pestering timberAutomaton [tA]--

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[Woozl]

-- timberAutomaton [TA] began pestering cursoryFormicidae [ cF ] --
TA: My screen is still loading, it will take just a second
TA: ...
TA: Very well then, I'm on, and I can now more easily monitor you.
TA: Would you mind if I start re-arranging objects, so that I can more easily place the required items?
TA: It would make both of our jobs much easier.
-- timberAutomaton [TA] ceased pestering cursoryFormicidae [ cF ] --

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What does your place look like?

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO] began trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 21:09

AO:Oh man, I am SO jealous of you guys, and I sort of wish I hadn't hooked up with all these mentally dysfunctional morons. I mean, at least you guys are mostly competent. I mean, my server keeps falling asleep on me, and my client, higherDemolitions, keeps TOKING up on joints to make her STON STONED or something. And did I mention her strifekind abstratus is set to EXSPLOSIVEKIND? No? Well, IT IS. And her room is fucking LITTERED with bombs! I mean, who lights a joint with FIRE, when there are EXPLOSIVES IN THE ROOM? Well, okay, she is addicted, but still, can't she, like, go outside or something? I mean, seriously. I mean, some of that group is not that bad, but SOME of them, are, like, seriously wacko, I mean, one of them is completely bipolar, one's a sex addict, and one's seriously sadistic! I mean, what the fuck? And one of my friends is doing some sort of "documentary" on them, or something stupid like that. He called it "DesEarthted" or something. His name is something weird, like "Air-Rock" or something(I think I said "or something" like five times already. Not to mention "I mean,"). Also, BipartisanBread, are you going to do one of those for me? You know, so people will have something to look at to know what I look like without having to lay eyes upon my horrid abomination of a drawing? Please? If you would, that would be really great! .

accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 21:40

[Alphadin]

Pestering FP
[TE]: I see you on one of the Sburb Workers Screen.
[TE]: Client #567 and Host of client #570.
[TE]: Current time killing Occupation: Imp soccer.
[TE]: Medium: Yes
[TE]: Dezien Slain = No
[TE]: Status: Bored and annoyed
[TE]: Annoyance: Samuel Grant, Troll name "TripleEye" or "TriEye"
[TE]: How did it know my name?
[TE]: Anyways TripleEye is watching client #567
[TE]: Also, When the Player needs some time by him or herself, it turns off.
[TE]: Privacy Policy.
[TE]: Love it