TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Wes]

whoa whoa what is this? an alchemy bandwagon to jump on?

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Computer + Book + Pen = Novella tablet
Its a book where the pages are each a computer screen. Turning the page is like opening a new window or tab. the left page is always the screen while the right screen is used for writing on with the pen in plce of typing

Glove + Chain + Hook = Grapplechain
Similar to the hookshot item in Zelda games, its a glove that can fire a chain with a hook on the end. It can cling to things. I can then swing around on it or i can use it to hit things far off or pull things closer (it can retract, but it isn't strong enough to pull me towards somewhere else)

Fan + Chain = Hover Cable
I hold onto the end, and the fan keeps me airborne much like a helicopter. Convenient for travel over long distance or to cross chasms.

[Eloquent]

-- cursoryFormicidae [cF] began pestering timberAutomaton [tA]--
cF: well so far--
cF: so i don't think--
cF: -nothing seems misplaced
cF: -there's a huge problem
cF: i mean there's a weird--
cF: so there's a clock and stuff--
cF: -sizzling from my room
cF: -but am i supposed to hit this cruxtruder or something?
-- cursoryFormicidae [cF] ceased pestering timberAutomaton [tA]--

-- cursoryFormicidae [cF] began pestering personalJegus [pJ]--
cF: howdy!
cF: tA's beginning to--
cF: and since you were--
cF: -drop a bunch of stuff in my house
cF: the scissor spider--
cF: -alchemizing a bunch of stuff
cF: -looks pretty awesome just so you know
cF: d'you think i could i have the--
cF: capatcha code for that spider?
-- cursoryFormicidae [cF] ceased pestering personalJegus [pJ]--

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Oh nooooo, Alyss has made me lose the game.

[Alyss]

Elo, it's mah job. Here's mah alchemized crap:

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I luv bandwagons.

Fingerless gloves + laptop = LapGloves.
Cloud + wheels= motorcloud
Flannel shirt + cloak= Flannel cloak
stick+ lighter = Fire staff. (there is the same thing for water, dark, and air, but I got lazy
stick + knife= Bladestaff

[Woozl]

-- timberAutomaton [TA] began pestering cursoryFormicidae [ cF ] --
TA: Yes, let us hastily come to the conclusion that everything is exactly as it was.
TA: To avoid future difficulties, I'm also placing the Alchemiter and Totem Lathe in the same room as the Cruxtruder.
TA: Fffffff...
TA: The shock waves produced from placing the Alchemiter and Totem Lathe were also completely harmless, and not to be dwelled on.
TA: Give me but a moment to review on what you are to do.
TA: ...
TA: Next, you should remove the Cruxtruder's lid, by whatever means necessary.
-- timberAutomaton [TA] ceased pestering cursoryFormicidae [ cF ] --

[TimeToDai]

Hooray for alchemytrend! I wish I had more ideas for alchemised gadgets right now, but I can't wait to see what you all come up with!

--personalJegus [PJ] began pestering cursoryFormicidae [[CF]] at ??.?? --

PJ: deardeardeardeardear gog you actually want this little BASTARD
PJ: hehehehehe ruined my shirt and scratched the bejegus out of me before i could finally capchalouge HIM
PJ: bebebebebe careful when you let him GO
PJ: heresheresheresheresheres the code for him pS7>0<1
PJ: dontdontdontdontdont say i didnt warn you about him THOUGH
PJ: causecausecausecausecause hes a BEAST


And finally, here's a quick sketch of PJ's outfit upgrade along with some of his sweet loot:

[Alphadin]

Troling everyone
[TE]: We found alpha, One more house grist piece.
[TE]: Sburb building was rebuilt.
[TE]: Only problem, Five thousand perished.

[Rastea]

I sketched my group's linkage. :3 Sans my troll.... because I'm lazy...


Imagine shallowWeaver here...

I was also too lazy to draw the symbols. >.>

[Doctor Tess]

Hahaha maaan, you guys are so much more on the ball than I am. I'll draw you all eventually, I swear! (Loving all this art, by the way )

[necroMatador]

I sketched my group's linkage. :3 Sans my troll.... because I'm lazy...

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Imagine shallowWeaver here...

I was also too lazy to draw the symbols. >.>

Haha, awesome! I'm drawing our group too, in a "Pose as a team cause shit just got real!" sort of group pose. Because drawing it is distracting me from the Food Network (which my parents are watching) and how hungry I am. I would eat something, but dinner's only a half-hour away...don't want to ruin my appetite...

[Alphadin]

[TE]: To lazy to do a decent drawing:

[TE]: Computer Plus Notepad Plus Book Plus Sock Plus Air EQUALS Super Notebook Sock Top Air Display.
[TE]: Cool isn't it.

[Gigoergong]

I sketched my group's linkage. :3 Sans my troll.... because I'm lazy...

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Imagine shallowWeaver here...

I was also too lazy to draw the symbols. >.>

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[Alphadin]

Trolling FP
[TE]: Fp, See that green square next to you?
[TE]: It's part of a grist that equals TEN THOUSAND of any grist.
[TE]: There only to be one and you happen to have the last part.
[TE]: I need it So i could copy it and upload it to sburb so everyone can get it.
[TE]: I'll do anything to get it
[TE]: Litterally.
Get on The Irc Doctor tess :u

[aphoticConniver]

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New stuff:
Bracer + Hologram Projector= Laser Arm Projector/ Shield thing. AC got his arm cut off. Damn DIAMOND IMPS.
Laptop + Glasses= Glasstop.
Feather + Cape= Winged Cape.

[beesmygod]

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hurf over thinking this

[ItGoesSplat]

New stuff:
Bracer + Hologram Projector= Laser Arm Projector/ Shield thing. AC got his arm cut off. Damn DIAMOND IMPS.
Laptop + Glasses= Glasstop.
Feather + Cape= Winged Cape.

I need to make some of these crazy contraptions

[Doctor Tess]

Trolling FP
[TE]: Fp, See that green square next to you?
[TE]: It's part of a grist that equals TEN THOUSAND of any grist.
[TE]: There only to be one and you happen to have the last part.
[TE]: I need it So i could copy it and upload it to sburb so everyone can get it.
[TE]: I'll do anything to get it
[TE]: Litterally.
Get on The Irc Doctor tess :u

FP: wwait hhow ccan yyou eeven ssee mme...
FP: wwhatever yyou're ddoing iit pprobably ccounts aas llike tten kkinds oof ccheating sso ccut iit tthe hhell oout...
FP: ii ddon't wwant aany ccosmic ffucking fforces tto hhand mmy aass tto mme bbecause mmy sstupid tteam mmate ddoesn't wwant tto pplay ffair...
FP: ii ddon't tthink ii eeven rreally ttrust yyou aanyway...
FP: sso nno...
FP: ii'm nnot ggetting iit...

- ficticiousPhysician [FP] blocked triEye [TE] for like the tenth time --

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Also, maybe please stop telling me what to do? I'll get on IRC when I feel like it. I don't have time right now anyway.

[Alphadin]

Sorry Dude, Im just asking :c
Trolling FP
[TE]: I can see you because im in the sburb quarters Rebuilt.
[TE]: They have a room with Clients 1 - 50,000 Screens
[TE]: Please, I've been looking for that square for so long, It's not even funny.
[TE]: Do you know whats happened in the past 2 Days?
[TE]: If your going to bitch about not giving me the square, Just don't Respond.
[TE]: You'll be shartering the hopes of Millions of people.
[TE]: The sburb workers look forward to this moment for so long.
[TE]: You would make the 5,000 Deaths Worthless.
[TE]: The ambushed uncovered 7 Pieces out of the 9, and I had one already.
[TE]: Thats makes 8 pieces
[TE]: Your choice, Give me the piece of the 10k of any Grist, Or keep it.
My guy is starting to turn red with anger.
Lol

[Gigoergong]

Made a sketch of pL's entrance to the medium. I'll have to scan it tomorrow and colour it for...however long it takes. It sounds pretty trippy, so I'll have to make it look pretty trippy.

[Propriety]

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hurf over thinking this

That is absolutely amazing. I love the tropical fish!

I am totally making one for my troll tonight.

OH SHIT THIS IS ME NOT DOING HOMEWORK AGAIN

[Wes]

-- disgruntledEnigma [DE] began pestering the forums at ??? --
DE: further research has led me to discover new things
DE: such as the fact that my sprite can change
DE: when i strike the flint wheel
DE: it changes brother
DE: instead of jakesprite, i get elwoodsprite
DE: so to stop confusion, i will henceforth refer to them as bluessprite brothers, being a single entity
DE: but i have to admit this is really cool

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Actually, I might go make one of those picture bios too. It'd be an easier way to have all of my information together.

[Harilo]

TN: okay... I have NO idea WHAT my WASPRITE is SAYING,
TN: and I hear YOU need TO prototype THESE twice...
TN: WHAT to USE, what TO use...?

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OK I swear I will stop drawing soon!

I am so excited about our prospective chain linkage... I drew... US.

AWESOME! I'm pretty excited about our group too.

[beesmygod]

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hurf over thinking this

That is absolutely amazing. I love the tropical fish!

I am totally making one for my troll tonight.

It really helps just for getting thoughts in order. And yay fishies. o3o

OH SHIT THIS IS ME NOT DOING HOMEWORK AGAIN

This is me.

Every day.

[Rainbow]

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eeeeee this is awesome
I love your sprite too by the way!

Made a sketch of pL's entrance to the medium. I'll have to scan it tomorrow and colour it for...however long it takes. It sounds pretty trippy, so I'll have to make it look pretty trippy.

!!!!!! I've been trying to draw this place for a few days now but jeez, scenery is just not my thing. Can't wait to see this!
And it looks like I've got a server now! Hooray!

--psychedelicLurker [PL] began pestering snakeCharmer [SC]--

PL: oh, hi.
PL: aaaare you going to be my replacement server then?
PL: I mean, i must have HAD one to get into the Medium in the first place
PL: but whoever it was has disappeared and I can't remember who they were D:
PL: i hope they're okay...
PL: anyway since I'm already here i suppose you can concentrate on getting yourself in safely for now
PL: um, thank you!

--psychedelicLurker [PL] ceased pestering snakeCharmer [SC]--

Aaand I've decided to alchemise some stuff too.

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PL: well, this sure is fun!
PL: I upgraded my favourite spoon by combining it with one of the bones to make a... spone I guess.
PL: it doesn't make much difference but I like it a lot anyway!
PL: and then I combined it with some honey and now it tastes really nice too :D
PL: The second thing is just a banana-bottle, i'll carry water in it
PL: a mobile computer sounded like a good idea, so I combined mine with a dead birdy and a tablet to make a sorta touch-screen-face creature... I need to get better at thinking of names
PL: whatever it is, it's perched on my shoulder!
PL: Next i combined my swirly chair with some of these weird wriggly vine plants
PL: I don't really want to sit on this... it moves a lot.
PL: and then I tried some random codes and I got a primitive feather duster and an eye-burning asshat.
PL: that's all!

Oh hey, if our group is complete should we name it now?

[Doctor Tess]

FP: ddo yyou...
FP: ddo yyou eeven uunderstand wwhat bblocking mmeans...
FP: wwhy aare yyou sstill ttrying tto ttalk tto mme...
FP: hhow iis tthat eeven ppossible aanyway...
FP: ii BBLOCKED yyou...
FP: llook ii sstill ddon't bbelieve aa wword yyou're ssaying...
FP: ii ddon't bbelieve tthat yyou mmade tthis ggame...
FP: oor tthat tthis "qquarters" oof yyours eeven eexist...
FP: llook iit's oobvious tthat tthis ggame iis rrun oon ssome mmagic mmumbo jjumbo...
FP: wwhy wwould iit nneed wworkers?...
FP: wwhatever ii ddon't kknow wwhy ii'm wwasting mmy eenergy oon yyou...
FP: ooh wwait yyes ii ddo iit's bbecause yyou WWON'T FFUCKING LLEAVE MME AALONE...
FP: ggod...
FP: iif yyou rreally hhave tto bbug ssomeone...
FP: bbug tthe ppoor gguy wwho iis aactually ssupposed tto bbe yyour cclient...
FP: wwhy aare yyou eeven pplaying tthis ggame aanyway...
FP: ii mmean iif yyou're "oone oof tthe sstaff" aand aall...
FP: nnothing yyou ssay mmakes aany ssense...
FP: sso gget tthe hhell oout oof tthis ggame oor sstart pplaying llike oone oof uus...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] went offline --

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In all seriousness, I kinda think your whole "I'm on the Sburb staff and I know everything about this game" shtick is pretty godmoddy and unfair. We're all supposed to be on even ground here and all working as a team and stuff. I just don't think it's how the game should be played here.

[Propriety]

Aaand I've decided to alchemise some stuff too.

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PL: well, this sure is fun!
PL: I upgraded my favourite spoon by combining it with one of the bones to make a... spone I guess.
PL: it doesn't make much difference but I like it a lot anyway!
PL: and then I combined it with some honey and now it tastes really nice too :D
PL: The second thing is just a banana-bottle, i'll carry water in it
PL: a mobile computer sounded like a good idea, so I combined mine with a dead birdy and a tablet to make a sorta touch-screen-face creature... I need to get better at thinking of names
PL: whatever it is, it's perched on my shoulder!
PL: Next i combined my swirly chair with some of these weird wriggly vine plants
PL: I don't really want to sit on this... it moves a lot.
PL: and then I tried some random codes and I got a primitive feather duster and an eye-burning asshat.
PL: that's all!

Oh my goodness SO ADORABLE! I love your brain! The Asshat made me laugh out loud! Simply marvelous.

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TN: okay... I have NO idea WHAT my WASPRITE is SAYING,
TN: and I hear YOU need TO prototype THESE twice...
TN: WHAT to USE, what TO use...?

OH GOD WASPRITE TERRIFIES ME. I assume you prototyped after entering, right? Otherwise... oh heavens, our IMPS... Waspimps! LOL that is a really sweet drawing, and that Rake... So sweet.