TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[ProfessorLizzard]

Ogre (OH DAMN IT'S A .JPG! WE NEED A NEW ONE, STAT!)

Sorry for that.
Here is a png version:

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[SeanArgus]

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Okay, aphoticConniver posted the templates and I just had a field day :I

-- colossalTyrant [CG] began pestering his small keyboard --

CT: GRRHGGGRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH!
CT: FFFRRRGGRRAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHHHH
CT: HNFKJEHLSKJJDSSPYNR2e#@%w

-- colossalTyrant [CG] lost connection--

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An OGRE troll whose hands are too fat to type on the keyboard. He is stuck with a girly pink font due to his inability to access his chat settings because of this. Unable type to in any language other than yelling and random key mashing. Insists the has a full head of THICK CURLY hair and crushes those who say otherwise... with his fists.

-BONUS-

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figured I might as well post this guy too, he's not a troll obviously but I have no clue where-else to put him. ENJOY.

[Harilo]

Damn our ogres are fun to draw.

[Doctor Tess]

FP: hhey...
FP: ppi...
FP: ii'd llike aa wword wwith yyou...
FP: iit's aabout oour iimps...
FP: ...

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also sean that ogre imp made me laugh so hard

[NachoGrande96]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] began trolling grinningCat [GC] at ??? --

OC: OK duDE
OC: I DEploYED evERYthiNG YoU ShouLD NEed
OC: I PuT THe PUnchED CarD in tHE TOtem laTHe foR YOU
OC: juST GraB A CRuxITe doWel frOM ThE CRuxtRUder
OC: thEN PRotoTypE YouR SPRiTE
OC: YoU KNOw whAT To dO FRom thERE
OC: ALSo
OC: SOmeonE"S LOokinG FOr a SErvER COnnECTion
OC: a guY NAmed PT
OC: juST WAnted tO TEll YOU

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] ceased trolling grinningCat [GC] at ??? --

EDIT: Maybe to avoid confusion we could hold our SBURB sessions in the collab/roleplay forum? That way we don't have to spend a lot of time going back and forth searching for what our clients and servers are saying.

[Doctor Tess]

I guess that's one way of doing it. The IRC might help there too, or maybe just do it all over PM. If you really want everyone to see it you can just get one of you to post the pesterlog when you're done. Simple.


also quick, pinary, give me a good excuse to use this picture in context

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[sketchyCharacter]

Okay, I think I've spent long enough away from this place. I don't leave much of a dent here, but I really do miss youse guys. And yes, I will be drawing these two. As soon as I can. I swear.

Chumhandle: syntheticFibrosis [SF]
Text: #6600ff
Typing: Speaks in rhyme, and puts punctuation at the end of every line, be it in the middle of a sentence or not. She's not above just going "Aw shit" or something if she can't think of a rhyme; however, she can rap a little bit and makes up half-rhymes as well.
Pic: None yet, on the way
Personality: SF hates not being on top of things, and her normally calm and collected demeanor begins to unravel into panic and frustration at the slightest provocation. However, when she IS in charge, she prefers everything to run like clockwork and gets very angry at anyone who doesn't follow along.
Shirt Symbol: Four-holed sew-through button and cross-needles
Weapon: pinKind, needleKind, cordKind

Chumhandle: systemError [SE]
Text: #bbbbbb
Typing: Speaks in binary, types only two words before starting a new line. I suggest using a translator to figure out what he says, but act as if you have no idea. ;D
Pic: None yet, on the way
Personality: SE is a robot built by SF's guardian, her DAD. Thus, he has no emotions, but does realize that keeping the troll-ees out of harm's way is in the best interest of the trolls in the long run. He speaks very calmly and has nerves of literal steel.
Shirt Symbol: @
Weapon: gloveKind, rocketKind

--syntheticfibrosis [SF], systemError [SE] began pestering MSPA Forums--

SF: Hello everyone, I would like to say.
SF: That if things don't go my way.
SF: When I ask to be served.
SF: Like I rightfully deserve.
SF: Fuck. Let me try again.
SE: 01010000011001010111001001101000011000010111000001 11001100100000011110010110111101110101
SE: 01110011011010000110111101110101011011000110010000 100000011101000111001001111001
SE: 01110000011101010111010001110100011010010110111001 1001110010000001100001
SE: 01101100011010010111010001110100011011000110010100 10000001101101011011110111001001100101
SE: 01110100011010000110111101110101011001110110100001 1101000010000001101001011011100111010001101111
SE: 01111001011011110111010101110010001000000111001001 10010101110011011100000110111101101110011100110110 010101110011
SE: 01100010011001010110011001101111011100100110010100 100000011110010110111101110101
SE: 01110100011110010111000001100101001000000111010001 101000011001010110110100101110
SE: 01011001011011110111010100100111011100100110010100 10000001110010011010000111100101101101011010010110 111001100111
SE: 01111001011011110111010101110010011100110110010101 10110001100110001000000110100101101110011101000110 1111
SE: 01100001001000000110001101101111011100100110111001 1001010111001000101110
SF: Put a lid on it, you stupid twit.
SF: At least my typing quirk's not total shit.
SF: Now listen up, I'll only say this once.
SF: I won't try to pull any dumb stunts.
SF: If I get served in the right way.
SF: Anytime today.
SF: You guys follow?
SF: I hope your heads aren't too hollow.
SF: Hello? Anybody there?
SF: There's a meteor lingering right in the air.
SF: Right above me.
SF: And thus you see.
SF: Why you guys have to help me.
SF: Okay, breaking rhyme for a sec. HELLO?! IS ANYBODY THERE?!
SF: Oh shit.
SF: Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
SF: This is not good.
SF: Bluh, need food.
SF: SE, go fetch me.
SF: Something to eat.
SF: I really need a treat.

--syntheticfibrosis [SF], systemError [SE] ceased pestering MSPA Forums--

[Tam Lin]

GC: Prototype, then enter.

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His second prototyping's gonna be alice in wonderland. I'll work on it.

-- grinningCat [GC] began trolling omnipotentComplex [OC] at ??? --

GC: okaY. jusT geT thiS guY tO messagE mE anD we'lL geT A connectioN goinG.
GC: alsO, i'M iN. caN yoU seE mE? i'M iN A placE calleD lanD oF numberS anD ruiN. anD thE skY haS alL thesE numberS iN theM.

[NachoGrande96]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] began trolling peptideTinkerer [PT] at ??? --

OC: HEy duDE
OC: if YOU"Re stilL LOOkinG FoR A SErvER
OC: ASk grINNiNgCat
OC: he"LL HElp yOU OuT

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] ceased trolling peptideTinkerer [PT] at ??? --

[Ecksphyre]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] began trolling peptideTinkerer [PT] at ??? --

OC: HEy duDE
OC: if YOU"Re stilL LOOkinG FoR A SErvER
OC: ASk grINNiNgCat
OC: he"LL HElp yOU OuT

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] ceased trolling peptideTinkerer [PT] at ??? --

-- peptideTinkerer [PT] began trolling grinningCat [GC] at 20:04 --

PT: okAy dude
PT: heArd you need A server?
PT: i Am your brilliAnT mAn
PT: i shAll hAve my lAser wAsps eAT your fuCkinG soCks
PT: ThAT wAs noT A ThreAT.

-- peptideTinkerer [PT] ceased trolling grinningCat [GC] at 20:06 --

[aeonsleuth]

awesomeExcavator[aE]
Picture:

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Text Colour: #00746b/#FFFFFF
Quirk: Leaves the last letter of of words with double letters. Uses :V alot.
Symbol: :V
Personality: Good at computers and enjoys snarking, lapses into other accents for some reason.
Weapon: Bookkind, or maybe Drillkind.

BONUS THINGS:

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Medium Planet: Land of Ice and Static (LOIAS)
Associated Element: Water(Ice)
'Title': Paladin of Electricity
Kernelsprite Prototyping(Tier 1): iPod Touch with picture of 'Yui Hirwasawa from K-ON!'
Tier 1 result: 'iYuisprite'

[Blind Rapture]

-- blindRapture [BR] began trolling Everyone [EO] at ??? --

BR: SO what is UP IN HERE?
BR: I heard you like THESE TROLLS
BR: SO I PUT A TROLL IN YOUR TROLL THREAD
BR: so you can troll while you troll
BR: IN HERE
BR: ...
BR: by the way did ANYONE see that MOVIE?
BR: you know THE ONE
BR: with that THING
BR: NEAR the end
BR: I DID NOT GET IT
BR: SERIOUSLY
BR: WHAT WAS THAT thing EVEN ABOUT?
BR: ANYONE!?
BR: I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

-- blindRapture [BR] ceased trolling Everyone [EO] at ??? --

[Woozl]

-- equusAquariot [EA] began pestering colossalTyrant [CT] --
EA: wsd kfhad;la
EA: asdjnl iphf [asoh dkkln
EA: jlasd?
EA: p;[lsda cvdsf bsz ck tgo b m,ed.

-- equusAquariot [EA] ceased pestering colossalTyrant [CT] --

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Want to be my client/server? We could be unintelligible buddies together! :P

[Tam Lin]

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] began trolling peptideTinkerer [PT] at ??? --

OC: HEy duDE
OC: if YOU"Re stilL LOOkinG FoR A SErvER
OC: ASk grINNiNgCat
OC: he"LL HElp yOU OuT

-- omnipotentComplex [OC] ceased trolling peptideTinkerer [PT] at ??? --

-- peptideTinkerer [PT] began trolling grinningCat [GC] at 20:04 --

PT: okAy dude
PT: heArd you need A server?
PT: i Am your brilliAnT mAn
PT: i shAll hAve my lAser wAsps eAT your fuCkinG soCks
PT: ThAT wAs noT A ThreAT.

-- peptideTinkerer [PT] ceased trolling grinningCat [GC] at 20:06 --

GC: sO heY. I alreadY havE A serveR. mY serveR iS oC. thaT guY oveR therE. yoU caN bE mY clienT anD treacherouSanaconda'S serveR.
GC: bY thE waY, treacherousAnaconda iS oc'S serveR sO ouR chaiN wilL bE completE

[Aerok12]

Hey, guys, I just realized that there are a bunch of odd-numbered groups. How are you going to divide yourselves between Prospit and Derse? Are you going to do some sort of thing where you exist in both at the same time, or alternating between the two, or are you just going to use my idea?

[Wes]

Made some more art because of boredom and how fun drawing is. This time, instead of drawing troll me like I've done so many times, I drew the rest of my session. I had to add some things to make them all fit into my style (none of you have noses, one doesn't have pupils or a mouth, and I generally was more detailed with bags under the eyes, chins, cheeks, and whatnot). Oh well hope you guys like it (its also in alphabetical order, not based off of anything else in case you're wondering why I drew so and so first/last/whatever).

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[BipartisanBread]

Is there some sort of list of unfinished troll teams out there for the purposes of building teams for those needing members?

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

So how much slash have you guys produced yet? (as a ratio of slash/page)

[BipartisanBread]

So how much slash have you guys produced yet? (as a ratio of slash/page)

From what I have seen, surprisingly little especially considering this is all fan character stuff.

[SleepingOrange]

ll/ea otp

[aphoticConniver]

Unprototyped Basilisk.

[Schazer]

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Awesome!

[Alyss]

Im using all of this for a major art dump man. Get ready dewds.

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The unprototyped enemies are epic.

[Capt. Ido Nos]

chumHandle: sleepingTechnologist [sT]

Text color: A nice forest green, #008400

Typing Quirk: never presses the shift key, never uses punctuation, uses 3 instead of the letter e

Symbol: lowercase delta

Personality: What is personality? sT doesn't actually know, he's not a psychologist. Geez, what is this, some sort of a spanish inquisition? In all seriousness, sT likes to keep it calm and collected. He thinks a lot, and usually knows what he's doing before he does it, unless he doesn't. He doesn't mind mixing it up should the situation call for it.

Weapon: Paddlekind

--sleepingTechnologist [sT] began trolling MSPA Fan-Art Forums at ???--

sT: so h3y all

sT: im h3aring a lot about this gam3

sT: and how gr3at it is

sT: dont know much about this sburb thing but i w3nt ah3ad and picked up som3 copi3s

sT: l3ts g3t this train wr3ck a rolling who wants in this m3ss

--sleepingTechnologist[sT] ceased trolling MSPA Fan-Art Thread at ???--

[aphoticConniver]

marineMutagen, aquaticCorsair, lulzCreator, personalJegus, and screamingTorches: Pose like emoticons cause the need for a name just got real.