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[MashiAnkrekku]

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metroAntagonist [MA]
Font Colour: I don't think Trollian Mobile allows one to change their text colour. (We'll assume #000000)
Typing Quirk: Types on her touchscreen iPhone-like thing without autocorrection turned on, so she makes lots of dumb spelling mistakes because she has fast thumbs. Her lack of coordination makes her angry as she'll spend quite a few messages attempting to correct the mistake.
Appearance: (hueg image underneath because this stutid fuckass forgot to crop)

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Personality: Short-fused, stubborn, gets pissy over trivial things.
Symbol: Pwnapple
Strife Specibus: Whipkind

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= metroAntagonist [MA] began pestering genericCharacter [GC]. =

MA: Hey.
MA: Hey!
MA: Are we doi g this thing?
GC: _there_you_are_
MA: ...DOING. FUCK.
GC: _ive_been_waiting_for_like_half_an_hour_
MA: I don't even know how well this will work on a phone.
GC: _yeah_me_either_but_i_still_have_no_clue_how_half_ this_shit_works_anyway_
MA: I didn't eveb expect a Sburb app in that repository, but it was there.
MA: ...
MA: EVEN
MA: shit
MA: So glad I got pro swotcher anyway.
MA: SWITXER
MA: ...
MA: SWITCHER.
GC: _i_hope_this_doesnt_get_me_killed_
MA: Augh!

= metroAntagonist [MA] changed status to busy. =

[Doctor Tess]

So I guess you're in our chain now? OH JOY WE HAVE FIVE NOW. Let's maybe keep it like that.

Thread needs more art. I'll probably help with that over the weekend.

[MashiAnkrekku]

The log isn't really canon. It's just there to iterate mA's rage at her own stupid touchscreen typos.

I don't think anything gC did was really canon, from what I'm hearing from Sean. :|

(hi guys I'm seanargus' girlfriend)

[Doctor Tess]

Well gee it would have been nice to know that earlier. Now I'm not really sure what's going on here.

[DrloU]

United Squids [US] begins pestering [MA]
[US]:THAT BETTAH BE AN AMERICAN IPHONE MADE IN AMERICA
[US]uz thoose ones made in China suck compared ot the ones made In America
[US]:Japanese ones too are FUBAR and still suck compared to the ones made In America
[US]:European ones too, Since they are not made In America
[US]:BUT THE WORST ONES OF ALL ARE THEMS CANADIAN ONES! CANADA DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE ON OUR BORDER. IN AMERICA!

[LuckyDerek]

The log isn't really canon. It's just there to iterate mA's rage at her own stupid touchscreen typos.

I don't think anything gC did was really canon, from what I'm hearing from Sean. :|

(hi guys I'm seanargus' girlfriend)

Hey Mashi! And actually, it'd be cool to have you on our chain if you want! (Your troll is epic by the way)

[slipsicle]

Handle: terrorPhysicist
Text Color: #80BF80
Typing Quirk: All caps, no punctuation, overly verbose
Picture: I am a terrible artist.
Personality: Always refers to itself as "we". Speaks in an unnecessary mechanical fashion, often over-describing simple things. Overbearing, hostile, and disdainful of "organics". Curious of others, despite this, and is probably just a regular dude pretending to be, y'know, all that stuff up there.

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Chat example:

--terrorPhysicist [tP] began trolling someGuy [sG] --

tP: FLESHY SAC OF FLUID
tP: WE REQUIRE INFORMATION WHICH WE BELIEVE TO BE IN YOUR POSSESSION
sG: what's this now
tP: SILENCE
sG: no
tP: WE HAVE NOT GIVEN YOU PERMISSION TO
tP: SHUT UP
sG: you haven't given me permission to shut up? ok
sG: blah blah blah blhalhbalh
tP: NO THAT IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT STOP
tP: WE WISH YOU TO EVINCE YOUR LOCATION
sG: ... what?
tP: YOUR GEOSPATIAL COORDINATES PLEASE
tP: WE REQUIRE THIS INFORMATION TO BETTER CATALOGUE OUR DATA
tP: YOU WILL ALSO PROVIDE US WITH THE NUMBER OF REVOLUTIONS AROUND YOUR SUN UNTIL YOUR PATHETIC MEAT SHELL EXPIRES
tP: AND BASIC GENETIC DATA INDICATING YOUR PROCREATIVE STATUS
sG: oh like a/s/l?
sG: ... are you hitting on me?
tP: WHAT IS THAT
tP: WHAT NO WE ARE NOT HITTING YOU WE ARE NOT PRESENT
sG: wanna see my ****?
tP: OVERLORD NO
tP: NEVER MIND YOU ARE WEIRD AND STUPID

--terrorPhysicist [tP] ceased trolling someGuy [sG] --

[Tam Lin]

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TN: the SECOND gate ALREADY?
TN: i MUST be FREAKIN amazing IF i GOT threw HERE already.



TN: HEY, wait... THIS is MY place.
TN: WHAT a RIP off, BUT actually ITS more OF a CONVENYENT rip OFF.
TN: i CAN upgrade ALL my SHIT and GET out OF these FUCKED up CLOTHES.
TN: better FIND some JUNK to ALCHEMIZE up IN this SHIT.

Finally done with finals and its awesome if not a bit boring around here now. But I get to draw more so its all good. Also gave a wing at doing TN sprite

Yessss, the most convenyent rip off! Time for alchemy shit!

Also now all five of us have sprites!

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I would love to do sprites for you guys. I'd like to see what yours already look like though. o 3o

[SeanArgus]

Pretty much everything genericCharacter has done so far doesn't count and isn't canon. Just myself getting used to the format of trolls.

I'll set up actual pesterlogs and ways to get into medium, strife specibus fetch modus etc etc etc later on.

tl;dr
genericCharacter exists but hasn't begun his story.

[Doctor Tess]

So are you still gonna be part of our chain because that's something I kinda need to know.

[DrloU]

Yknow, I would like to be in someones chain. Or my own.

Have a excelent and totally orignal idea for a fan adventure. Which is a crossover. How Original Overdone. Yeah. But hear me out, Its a crossover between Homestuck and Doom.

Well, I think its a Half-Clever 1/4th clever idea (If anything) as one of the monsters in doom are Imps . Yeah.

I dunno, It kinda came to me in a dream.

[Sezza]

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I would love to do sprites for you guys. I'd like to see what yours already look like though. o 3o

I don't know about everyone else but I'm pretty happy with mine as-is.

I AM BEING LOOKED DOWN UPON

[aphoticConniver]

Anyone have any tips on drawing horns in paint? With a mouse?

[NachoGrande96]

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metroAntagonist [MA]
Font Colour: I don't think Trollian Mobile allows one to change their text colour. (We'll assume #000000)
Typing Quirk: Types on her touchscreen iPhone-like thing without autocorrection turned on, so she makes lots of dumb spelling mistakes because she has fast thumbs. Her lack of coordination makes her angry as she'll spend quite a few messages attempting to correct the mistake.
Appearance: (hueg image underneath because this stutid fuckass forgot to crop)

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ignore that person on the left that's just pedestrianKeystrokes

Personality: Short-fused, stubborn, gets pissy over trivial things.
Symbol: Pwnapple
Strife Specibus: Whipkind

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= metroAntagonist [MA] began pestering genericCharacter [GC]. =

MA: Hey.
MA: Hey!
MA: Are we doi g this thing?
GC: _there_you_are_
MA: ...DOING. FUCK.
GC: _ive_been_waiting_for_like_half_an_hour_
MA: I don't even know how well this will work on a phone.
GC: _yeah_me_either_but_i_still_have_no_clue_how_half_ this_shit_works_anyway_
MA: I didn't eveb expect a Sburb app in that repository, but it was there.
MA: ...
MA: EVEN
MA: shit
MA: So glad I got pro swotcher anyway.
MA: SWITXER
MA: ...
MA: SWITCHER.
GC: _i_hope_this_doesnt_get_me_killed_
MA: Augh!

= metroAntagonist [MA] changed status to busy. =

Mashi? Holy crap, I haven't seen you on here or on Fangamer/Starmen.net in like, almost a year or so. :P

[Tam Lin]

Shirt && Captain Hook Figurine = Captain Hook's Coat
"NOW THIS IS GOOD, BUT NOT REALLY ORIGINAL"
Shirt && Tinkerbell Figurine = Fairy Cloth
"AW HELL NAW"
Fairy Cloth || Captain Hook's Coat = Green Pirate Coat with Green Jolly Roger Cape
"OH HELL YES. IT HAS A MOTHERFUCKING CAPE. SEE HOW FUCKING COOL THIS IS, YOU BETTER LOVE IT, MOTHERFUCKER."

Click for full versions + Shirtless GA.

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[[Two down, two more to go]]

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[Sezza]

We probably need a team name too actually, if only for clarity's sake.

is there some time we're all likely to be on? or at least you four? I'm probably the odd man out, timewise.

[necroMatador]

Hi guys. Next week is finals for me, but because of that stupid blizzard that pummeled the east coast we are treating it like a normal school week so no breaks. But after that I should be plenty free to do more stuff for this!

Alright, so ALCHEMY! I doodled these up because I was bored and haven't done any of the alchemy stuff. Please excuse the crappy 5 second doodles.

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NM: HMmmm...
NM: I Should probably make some weapons now...

NM: UH, no...
NM: LEt's try this again...

NM: OH cool!
NM: HMmm...I wonder...

NM: I Don't think I'm going to go around beating enemies to death withe a human religious symbol...
NM: WHat else can I do to this?...

NM: IT...it's beautiful...
NM: THough I am really curious as to where that beetle-y wing came from...
NM: OH, but now I need a new weapon!
NM: SUre as heck not gonna ruin this awesome thing by bashing baddies with it!

NM: UH...does this count as rulerkind or hammerkind?...
NM: WHatever, as long as I can use it I won't question it!

Clothing alchemy will come later. I still need to figure out what the outfit upgrade would look like fully and figure out what could alchemize to make it.

[sketchyCharacter]

Why does everybody have finals? My school year doesn't end for another month.

Anyway, I want to let everyone know that I will be doing some alchemy as well, but I need to know one thing: What's the font of the gray text which shows the name of an alchemized item, right above the grist cost? I recall my brother telling me, but I only remember that it contained the word "Sans" and wasn't Microsoft Sans Serif. Which probably means I don't have it.

[Armada]

The font is Verdana. I'd know.

[aphoticConniver]

Done!

orderlyDisidentity

Colors: #000080 #00BF00 #FF0000 #BFBFFF
Symbols: Smiley Face Angry Faic Sad Face Evil Face
Personality: Split between four forms. Green is overly happy, Red is always angry, Blue is sad, Grey is sadistic and pure evil.
Quirks: Double Exclaimation Points!! ALL CAPS. no caps. Elipses...
Title: ???? of Mind
Land: Land of Mania and Dementia, LOMAD.
Sprite: Broken Game of Simon
Creature Elements: Mad, Demented, and Manic.
Hosting: unitaryGallivanter


This is much better than verboseSchizophrenic.
Also, if anyone could procure an unprototyped pic of a Giclops, and a Kernalsprite sheet, that would be fantastic.

[Armada]

More dumping from the Trollstuck thread. You should check this out. Cool stuff.

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AE: you canne use the cardde with the totteme latthe
AE: it carrves cruxitte dowelles into tottemes
CA: i see(theSlot);
CA: i will putCardIn(theSlot);



AE: nowwe put the dowelle in the clamppe and turnne on the latthe







AE: you can use thisse with the alchemittere
AE: i will putte that on the rooffe

CA takes the totem carved by the lathe. This holds the key to his salvation, but he knows not from what. But he does know when he will need to figure it out by...

[Alphadin]

Triple isn't in chains,
But he can achlem still

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[TE]: This new shirt is sweet...
[TE]: But it hurts and shit.
[TE]: I need some better material...

[Gigoergong]

>pL: Enter the medium.

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It took me 25 layers in photoshop to make this. My previous record was 8.

/uneventful return

[DelitaHyral]

Chum Handle: schizophrenicCanadian

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Text colour: #408000
Typing quirk: He usually has great grammar, punctuation and spelling. His quirk is that he constantly makes typing errors, hitting the key just beside the one he wants to hit about every other word. His other problems are ending every sentence with “, Eh?” and writes as a Canadian would, though most of this is just what he thinks they do. It should be noted that when he is suffering from one of his schizophrenic episodes, he stops hitting the wrong keys.

Personality/Bio: A generally friendly person with a somewhat dark sense of humour at times, he seems to have taken a liking to the country “Canada”, which has influenced his manner of speaking, writing, and how he generally thinks, though he has also mistakenly picked up many stereotypes at the same time, hence his manner of speaking/writing, thinking that they were true. He suffers from psychotic episodes from time to time, and has strangely managed to inflict multiple horrendous injuries upon himself, even during times when his arms were restrained… He doesn't really even try to “troll” anyone, thinking the entire charade is ridiculous, though at times he can't resist himself. He is a genuinely intelligent person, though he is prone to saying stupid things at times, though he usually corrects himself.

Shirt symbol: Blue Xel'lotath Rune.
Weapon: Hckystck Kind.
Title: Sage of Insanity.
World: Land of Madness and Rot.

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schizophrenicCanadian began pestering anyoneWillingTolisten at 1:06 AM

[SC]: Hwy Guys, I'm sorry ut topk me so lonh to grt thos stupid gamw set ul, Eh?
[SC]: My compyter's beem givinh me proglems latrly and I wqs stucl here with nithing to do, Eh?
[SC]: Not sute how long tgis computet wilk work, Eh?
[SC]: It's running on notjinf but ducl tapr and maple surup right noe, Eh?
[SC]: Now if anypne is waotinh for a partnrr fkr anytjing, I'm abailabl-

[SC]: Did anyone else hear that? Most likely not due to the fact that this is a chatroom, Eh?
[SC]: Oh god it's the voices again, I think it's aboot time to go to my happy place, Eh?
[SC]: Be back in a few, Eh?...Wow that screaming is really starting to freak me out, Eh?

schizophrenicCanadian stopped pestering anyoneWillingToListen at 1:10AM

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[Tam Lin]

To the people with trolls that aren't short enough to be kids, but not tall enough to be guardians, this might be relevant to your interests.



Still missing some Mom with Pants sprites and Dad sprites, though.

Edit: Added more pants for males, pants for females and a kilt for males. Yes.