TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[cyber95]

Additional info about dO.
Realm: The Land of Dark and Silence
Strife specibus: Shadowkind. Basically, he found some sort of exploit in the system, and equipped his own shadow to this, weaponizing it. It's rather useful.

Once I decide on what he's prototyped, then I'll draw that up.

[Rainbow]

psychedelicLurker [PL]

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Colour: it always changes but #8000BF is the default.
Quirk: Changes text colour every line. Types pretty normally otherwise, doesn't bother with caps all the time.
Personality: Always scared of saying the wrong thing or being annoying and tries to be as nice and polite as possible to strangers, so she's pretty terrible at trolling. When talking to friends she is a lot more relaxed, cheerful and excitable, almost Jade-like. Very easily distracted and daydreams a lot. Also likes to chew things and has an odd fascination with dead things.
Shirt symbol: 3 multicoloured stars
Weapon: spoonkind! Maybe knifekind and antlerkind too, if we can have more than one.

Planet: Land of Colour and Visions - lots of trees and plants and mushrooms and prism-like crystals sticking up everywhere. Small clouds of hallucinogenic gas randomly float around at head height. Apart from the white soil, everything is a silly colour, most things change colour, most things also glow in the dark. Consorts are chameleons.
Sprite: First prototyped with a watermelon before the Medium, second with a dead mouse, or whatever mouse-like creatures there are in troll-land, as long as it's cute. I just wanted to be able to smash watermelon imps :D

Oh, and I'm fine with being in the group picture if that's okay with you! You might want to note that she's chubbier than she looks there.

[Odina]

Trollhandle: exhilaratingCrecendo
Color: #40BFFF
Typing quirk: Types sentence first in all caps, then repeats twice in lowercase.
Reference picture:

Personality: Insecure, always unsure if she's doing the right thing or not. Has no sense of direction and frequently trolls the incorrect protagonist, and when she realizes her error she continually apologizes. Often breaks things.
Symbol: Segno

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dal_Segno

Weapon: cactuskind
Sprite: Beethoven bust

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I couldn't resist.

Planet:
Land of Song and Rust. The inhabitants of this world built large instruments into the landscape many centuries ago, and although the inhabitants have long died off, the instruments remain, creating song almost constantly. However, with no one to keep the instruments in good condition, they have begun to rust and fall apart, creating a haunting environment.
Title: Donna of Sound

[Phrawger]

Handle: footlooseShaman
Picture:

Font Color: #00BB00
Typing quirk: Capitalizes first and last letter of each word, single letter words are lowercase, commas replaced with periods.
Symbol: Yin-yang
Personality: Impartial on most things, extremely laid-back. Has taken an unusual interest in Earth culture, movies and music especially. When trolling, he does the reverse of most trolls: instead of making bad ideas seem plausible or even more advantageous, he makes the obvious or simple solution seem like a trap by casually referring to them, making the recipient of the troll suspicious and turn the other way. So in essence, he's giving advice under the pretense of misdirection. It's irony that Dave might approve of.
Weapon: Orbkind. Baseballs, bowling balls, etc.
Planet: Land of Webs and Pillars. The land is suspended over the void via the aforementioned pillars, which also extend upward. The land is bendable underfoot, so caution is needed. However, one can also apply pressure to a part of the web to get grist closer by rolling it.
Sprite: Prototyped first with the corpse of a beloved pet frog, then with a Beatles anthology pirated from afar.

[Nils]

Odina. Oh gawd, it hurts. The cutness!

Nice. She's officially my favorite fantroll now. Nice job!

[Shaon]

GC: In Soviet Russia, wagons band you!!!

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- chumHandle: goryCommissar
- text colour: #800000
- typing quirk: Talks entirely in "In Soviet Russia..." jokes, which often backfire. Otherwise is rather inconsistent on her capitalization and punctuation.
- personality: Incredibly overenthusiastic about talking, especially if things turn to her unusual form of speech and its origin. However, quickly becomes very discouraged if (and when, more or less) her typing quirk backfires.
- shirt symbol: Taken from this, though missing the middle "S".
thanks to the guy who suggested for her to have hammer and sickle horns, whoever they were!!

[Doctor Tess]

Hammer and sickle horns was a brilliant idea, I agree.

OP is up-to-date, by the way.

[Odina]

Odina. Oh gawd, it hurts. The cutness!

Nice. She's officially my favorite fantroll now. Nice job!

Aw, thank you!

[Alphadin]

We can add Lands?
Mine : Land of Mountain and Rivers

[Nils]

Aw, thank you!

Yeah. The avatar picture just looks immensely huggable. Poor thing girl needs a hug. XD

[machiavelli33]

-- anotherTroll [aT] began trolling screamingTorches [sT] --

aT: d00d st0p fjsking s3tting 3v3rything 0n fjsking fir3
sT: I DON'T GET WHAT YOU MEAN
aT: h0w did u 3v3n s3t th3 alch3mit3r 0n fir3
aT: its m4d3 0f fjsking m3t4l

[beesmygod]

I am getting waaaaaaayy too into this.

Land of Slate and Stars (spoiler for possible table breakage)

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AA: wow this is like/ some sort of/ uh/ hmm~
AA:...well its shiny i guess~
AA:...~
AA: how the hell am i supposed to get around here~

[Doctor Tess]

She raises a good question. How is she supposed to get around there?

[beesmygod]

She raises a good question. How is she supposed to get around there?

AA: oh dont even worry about me~
AA: looks like there's all these ice floes floating around all stupid like/ oh look at me im an ice floe sooooooooooo convenient/ i only appear for people who are desperate and stupid enough enough to risk freezer burn for the sake of winning a retarded videogame who happen to be wearing a short dress in 10 degree weather~
AA: goddamn it~
AA: probably upsetting the natural wildlife or whatever~
AA: which means my denizen is probably some sort of stupid ice monster thing/ like a refrigerator thats been possessed by a disgruntled box of hot pockets~
AA: as i have been lead to believe this product makes up the majority of the human diet~
AA: whatever lets get this over with so i can look at the stars or whatever mystical crap the game commands me to do/ because i have no dignity whatsoever~

-- archaicArctoid [AA] ceased pestering doctorTess [DT] --

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO] began trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 1:19

AO: I have deliberated upon the subject, and I have decided to draw a picture of myself. The picture will be in spoilers at the bottom of this message. WARNING: I am not an artist and never will be. This picture is terribly drawn, even though I spent probably an hour on it. It is only to get an idea of what I look like, and if someone else wants to draw it better, it would be greatly appreciated. Picture below spoilered for awfulness. Goodbye.

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accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 1:27

[SleepingOrange]

LL: WhAt ThE hElL
LL: BuNcH oF jOhNnY-cOmE-laTeLiEs
LL: PoSeR pOsEuRs
LL: ThIs Is AbSuRd
LL: I dOn'T eVeN kNoW wHaT tHe DeAl WiTh HaLf YoUr HoRnS aRe
LL: It'S lIkE wE'rE oN tHe, ThE pLaStIc SuRgErY cHaNnEl Or SoMe ShIt
LL: /Me GrUmBlEs
LL: CoMiNg In HeRe
LL: StEalInG mY tYpInG sTyLe
LL: I mEaN
LL: HoW aRe We SuPpOsEd To OrGaNiZe WhO's GoInG wHeRe Or WhEn Or WiTh WhOm
LL: ArE wE aLl JuSt GoInG tO
LL: TrOlL eAcH oThEr
LL: Or WhAt
LL: No, I'lL tElL yOu HoW wE'rE gOiNg To Do ThIs
LL: YoU eXpEcT mE tO fIgUrE iT oUt
LL: Do AlL tHe GrUnT wOrK
LL: AgAiN
LL: Of CoUrSe
LL: So LiTtLe PrInCeSsEsS
LL: I gUeSs I'lL jUsT gEt
LL: TaBuLaTiNg
LL: ...
LL: AsShOlEs

[Doctor Tess]

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering accompaniedOverlord [AO] --

FP: ooh pplease, ii've sseen mmuch wworse...
FP: ii mmight sstill ffix yyou uup aa nnew oone tthough...
FP: ii mmean iif ii ccan sstand tto ccontinue llooking aat mmy ccomputer sscreen...
FP: iit kkind oof hhas aa ggiant ccrack iin iit...
FP: wwell ii've llearned tthat yyou ccan't mmake ccomputers wwork ffaster bby sstabbing tthem wwith sscalpels aanyway...
FP: ddoes aanyone hhave aa sspare ccomputer ii ccan bborrow??...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering accompaniedOverlord [AO] --


-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering loquaciousLoquat [LL] --

FP: ddude llike yyou ccan ttalk aabout hhorns...
FP: ddo yyou eeven hhave hhorns...
FP: ii mmean ii ccan't ttell yyou're aalways wwearing tthat rridiculous hhat...
FP: ii mmean...
FP: sso rridiculous...
FP: aanyway qquit wwhining...
FP: ii mmean iit's oobvious tthat ii'm ddoing mmost oof tthe wwork hhere...
FP: ttrying tto oorganise yyou iidiots...
FP: wwhatever ii'll gget bback tto wwork ii gguess...
FP: DDAMMIT II RREALLY NNEED AA CCOMPUTER TTHAT DDOESN'T HHAVE AA SSERIOUS CCASE OOF SSCALPEL OOVER HHERE...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering loquaciousLoquat [LL] --

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I still have no idea what my troll's game details are

[NightingaleRB]

-- candidSarcoma [CS] began pestering loquaciousLoquat [LL] --

CS: Oh ReLaX lOlO!!!!!!!!!
CS: YoU dO iT bEcAuSe YoU lOvE uS oBvIoUsLy!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD
CS: AlSo SoMe ShIt AbOuT iMiTaTiOn Is ThE bLuH bLuH eTcEtErA.......
CS: **KiSsY fAcE** o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o o3o

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sorry dude the text-stealing thing was completely accidental but I can't change it now :<

[SleepingOrange]

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Nah it's fine. I assure you that I am not annoyed at all, I was just bored and felt like being TrollModâ„¢

[Pinary]

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

pI: Weight.
pI: Did ewe SERIOUSLY stab you're computer again?
pI: That's the forth thyme this weak!
pI: Dam.
pI: Holed awn.
pI: Aisle bring won up.

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Doctor Tess]

--- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering perfectlyIrrational [PI] ---

FP: uuhh eexcuse mme bbut iis iit mmy ffault tthat yyour ccomputers aaren't sscalpelproof...
FP: yyeah ddidn't tthink sso...
FP: wworkin' wwith aa bbunch oof ggoddamn aamateurs hhere...
FP: aanyway hhurry tthe hhell uup oor ii sswear ii'll sshank yyou...
FP: ffreaking hhell...

--- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering perfectlyIrrational [PI] ---



Hours in the future (but not many)...

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FP: ookay tthis iis ffucking ppeachy...
FP: sstuck iin ggoddamn ppurple hhighlighter ccemetary lland...
FP: ii mmean llook iit's eeven iinfected mme wwith iits ggoddamn gglowy vvirus...
FP: tthis iis sso iimplausible iit hhurts...
FP: wwouldn't iit jjust bbe wwonderful iif tthere wwere gghosts hhere...
FP: hhaving tthe ttime oof mmy ffucking llife iin tthis nnefarious nneon nnecropolis hhere yyou gguys...
FP: nno bbut sseriously...
FP: tthere bbetter nnot bbe gghosts hhere bbecause ii'm ppretty ssure ssurgical ttools ddon't wwork oon tthings wwithout bbodies...

[Pinary]

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] began pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

pI: Dew eye look like I'm maid of d'oh?
pI: Scalpel-proofing a computer is costs lodes!
pI: If ewe want two shell out the cash, bee my guessed.
pI: It's that ore ewe cut back awn yore stabbing.
pI: It's up two ewe.

-- perfectlyIrrational [pI] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysician [FP] --

[Doctor Tess]

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering perfectlyIrrational [PI] --

FP: llook ii ddon't wwant tto hhear yyour eexcuses...
FP: jjust gget tthe ggoddamn ccomputer uup hhere nnow oor ii'll ffreaking sstab yyou ffrom uup hhere...
FP: wwith mmy mmind...
FP: yyes ii ccan ddo tthat wwho ssaid ii ccouldn't...
FP: sstupid lliars tthat's wwho...

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these two would def. be best hatefriends forever

[Odina]

-- exhilaratingCrecendo [EC] began pestering TROLLSLUM --

EC: GUYS guys guys
EC: WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS what's going on guys what's going on guys
EC: ARE YOU ARGUING GUYS are you arguing guys are you arguing guys
EC: GUYS guys guys

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GUYS

[Rastea]

-- shallowWeaver [SW] began pestering TROLLSLUM --

SW: hhey gais...
SW: ii finally got ththe game... : D
SW: mmy mail wwas late today...
SW: anyone wwant to pplay with me...
SW: ...
SW: hhello...
SW: ddid you gais ststart without mme... :<
SW: hhello...
SW: ...
SW: anyone...
SW: you gais are mmean...

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I dunno. Thought this up because I can't think of a planet for her quite yet. lol