TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[lighdramon]

How's that?

That's better, but I'd recommend filling in the black space between it too.

[Elementoid]

Due to my rather sudden promotion to some sort of leader in this Clusterstuck RP thing, I don't know if in the near future I'll have enough time to participate in this. Maybe I will, but I just wanted to give a heads-up (not like I was really doing anything important anyhow).

[Aerok12]

But I need Kernelsprite templates.

(not by me)Will this do? Or are you looking for a pre-medium one? Can't help there, I'm afraid.

@Σlementoid:I thought FP was the leader of our group. I mean, she is already in the medium, and she was sort of organizing most of us, but I dunno. Also I'm sort of hoping a sixth player will join, 'cause otherwise I'd have to redo those last images.
Also, sort of related, have we figured out who dreams on what planet?
Plot spoilers ahead; don't open unless you want to spoil whatever:

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AO's on Derse. He also has high-level insomnia, and is unable to sleep(He only uses his recuperacoon to relax). This results in a sort of "combining" of real life and Derse life. His "imaginary friends" are the dark gods. He is also fully cognizant of his wall scribbles, but confines them to his basement.

Gog damn I am all up in this thread. Gog damn I am using "Gog damn" in small text a lot lately. Gog damn.

[visualJusticar]

VJ: I don't know how you
VJ: Managed to find my trolltag
VJ: Also what's Sgrub.

CC: You don...
CC: Don't know?
CC: It's a new game that that seems to be the newest cra..
CC: Craze lately.
CC: And I found your tro..
CC: Trolltag by random, like a vo..
CC: Voice in my head.

VJ: I like games I guess
VJ: Are you reliable, man?
VJ: No use if you suck.

[Elementoid]

@Σlementoid:I thought FP was the leader of our group. I mean, she is already in the medium, and she was sort of organizing most of us, but I dunno.

I'm talking about a different RP altogether. Somehow I got into the position of "general overlord," and it's possible it may suck up any time I would've devoted to this. It wouldn't make a big difference, since I haven't really done anything noteworthy, but I just want to apologize in advance if the former thing becomes the case.

[PlugKnight]

Alright, so I spent a good half hour on this guy.
Looks like he wants to rip heads off.
Anyway, I don't have any background information on this guy quite yet because I am waay too tired to think of any.

I do have his name though.

Name: Surn Alstone

Good night.

[lighdramon]

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How's that?

EDIT: There. Seam all fixed up.

Awesome! He looks great.

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Alright, so I spent a good half hour on this guy.
Looks like he wants to rip heads off.
Anyway, I don't have any background information on this guy quite yet because I am waay too tired to think of any.

I do have his name though.

Name: Surn Alstone

His name reminds me of Silvester Stalone lol.

[GigaCain]

CC: You don...
CC: Don't know?
CC: It's a new game that that seems to be the newest cra..
CC: Craze lately.
CC: And I found your tro..
CC: Trolltag by random, like a vo..
CC: Voice in my head.
VJ: I like games I guess
VJ: Are you reliable, man?
VJ: No use if you suck.

CC: Of course I'm reli..
CC: Reliable man, I'm like the gog of reliableness...ness.
CC: So yo..
CC: You want to play or not?

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Nice job there PlugKnight! The tan pants and kneepads are pretty original!

Okay I'm back.
But I need Kernelsprite templates.
Also McKnackus that is hella jeff cool.

Thanks! I'm just glad Ikuzo went along with it.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

I'm thinking of changing MK's typing style. It's a tad too complicated and takes forever to type out. Also, you may have been noticing some more nautical themes in the latest update. I'll probably work that into it somehow.

[Phantom Gamer]

Has anybody got a spritesheet with all the TrollParts on it? AC had one with the Kids' parts, too, which I also need...

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--

ME: Oh, crap.
ME: 1'm 5o 5orry abou7 7he 57uff 1 5a1d 7o you earl1er.
ME: 1 k1nda forgo7 7ha7 you were my 5uper1or.
ME: 5orry.


-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP]--

[Doctor Tess]

Has anybody got a spritesheet with all the TrollParts on it? AC had one with the Kids' parts, too, which I also need...

There's a very outdated one in the first post. I'm sure there was a better one posted at some point but hell if I was paying any attention at all ever.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling fictitiousPhysician [FP]--

ME: Oh, crap.
ME: 1'm 5o 5orry abou7 7he 57uff 1 5a1d 7o you earl1er.
ME: 1 k1nda forgo7 7ha7 you were my 5uper1or.
ME: 5orry.


-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling fictitiousPhysician [FP]--

FP: ooh mmy ggod...
FP: wwhat yyou sshould bbe ssorry aabout iis mmentioning tthose sstupid bblood ccastes eevery ffive sseconds...
FP: ii ttold yyou ii ddon't eeven ccare...
FP: aat aall...
FP: iif ii'm yyour ssuperior iit's oonly bbecause yyou're aa wwhiny llittle ddouchegrub...
FP: bbasically wwhat ii'm ssaying iis sshut tthe ffuck uup aabout bblood bbefore ii mmurder yyou...

[mezzoEmrys]

ME: F1ne, wha7ever.
ME: Ju57 calm down.
ME: 1'm connec7ed 7o AO, bu7 Cobran 15n'7 re5pond1ng a7 all.
ME: He pu7 all 7h15 57uff around my hou5e, bu7 1'm no7 5ure wha7 1'm 5uppo5ed 7o do w17h 17.
ME: And 7here'5 7h15 b1g mach1ne w17h a l1d jammed on 7op, bu7 1 can'7 5eem 7o ge7 17 7o move.
ME: 1 would a5k AO, bu7 h15 7ex7 color 15 almo57 1lleg1ble 7o me.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

Has anybody got a spritesheet with all the TrollParts on it? AC had one with the Kids' parts, too, which I also need...

Scroll to the bottom of the first post and you'll find a lot of resources. I don't know if there are troll parts there, but it's your best bet to finding one quickly.

[Doctor Tess]

ME: F1ne, wha7ever.
ME: Ju57 calm down.
ME: 1'm connec7ed 7o AO, bu7 Cobran 15n'7 re5pond1ng a7 all.
ME: He pu7 all 7h15 57uff around my hou5e, bu7 1'm no7 5ure wha7 1'm 5uppo5ed 7o do w17h 17.
ME: And 7here'5 7h15 b1g mach1ne w17h a l1d jammed on 7op, bu7 1 can'7 5eem 7o ge7 17 7o move.
ME: 1 would a5k AO, bu7 h15 7ex7 color 15 almo57 1lleg1ble 7o me.

FP: ffair eenough...
FP: ookay sso tthe oone wwith tthe llid...
FP: iif ii rremember ccorrectly yyou're ssupposed tto tturn tthe hhandle tto gget iit ooff...
FP: iif tthat ddoesn't wwork ttry ggetting AAO tto hhit tthe llid wwith ssomething...
FP: iit's kkinda ffinicky aand ddoesn't aalways wwant tto oopen ffrom wwhat ii've hheard...

[mezzoEmrys]

ME: Yeah, 7urn1ng 7he wheel 15n'7 work1ng, and 1'd much ra7her no7 have h1m con7rol 57uff aga1n.
ME: La57 71me he 5p1lled 5opor 5l1me all over me.
ME: One of 7he rea5on5 1 don'7 l1ke deal1ng w17h low-
ME: Whoop5.
ME: 1 mean, 7ha7'5 one of 7he rea5on5 1 don'7 l1ke deal1ng w17h h1m.
ME: Maybe you could con7rol h15 mou5e 7o open 17?
ME: Make 17 ea51er for me 7o deal w17h.

[Gigoergong]

Lazy update because yeah.

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Also editing panels really difficult and annoying for me. So that too.

And I apparently can't use photoshop to save my life.

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Your name is-wait. Where the hell are you?

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Oh, there you are. Silly girl, falling asleep in the sopor slime at a time like this.

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A quick change of clothes and now let's get down to business.

Your name is Hebeve Zmeeya.
(Pronounced "Heh-beh-vey" "Zu-mi-ya".)

You have a passion for the FINE ARTS, particularly CLASSICAL TROLLIAN LITERATURE and the playing of VARIOUS WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS, which double as your weapon of choice, namely, FLUTEKIND. You are studying in order to become an EXPERT in the STAGNATION OF REPTILIANS. You occasionally practice on the PLETHORA of SNAKE SPECIES you keep in BASKETS AROUND YOUR ROOM. There is also a collection of STUFFED SNAKE SUPPORTERS; they support you in all you do and double as a great back rest too!

In your spare time you also occasionally play some of your favorite GAMEGRUBS, which tend to somehow relate to AGRICULTURE and THE LIKE. You also enjoy amassing a VAST COLLECTION OF SNAKE-RELATED ARTIFACTS, most of which are a complete mystery, even to your advanced Trollian race. You long to make BREAKTHROUGHS in studies of the field of ANCIENT TROLLIAN CULTURE, taking increasing interest in reviewing HISTORICAL, BIBLICAL, MYTHOLOGICAL, and SYMBOLIC ALLUSIONS also related to reptilians.

Your trolltag is snakeCharmer and you ssssspeak in a manner that might have been conzidered perfectly normal had the "Sssssssssss" key on your laptop not been ztuck. And the keyboard for your actual computer not been missing. It's not like the artist forgot to draw it or anything, nope.

What will you do?

Yeah, this was originally part of a larger set, but I'm too lazy to finish the next few for the moment. OH WELL.

I guess I'll provide a longer narrative for her later, when I get a few more panels done. Fun fact: her room was originally supposed to be covered by snake movie posters(Snakes on a Plane, Anaconda, etc.) and she was going to have a huge crush on Indiana Jones(dispite beingDespite his hatred for snakes), but SOMEONE RUINED THAT.

[Friendly_Troll]

- chumHandle: gallimaufry_Obbligato
- text colour: #BFBF00
- typing quirk: A decided tendency to rush, resulting in THe first two letters of anything made capitalized, ; for ', and < for . Also typos.
- personality and interests: Intelligent, but always in sort of an IMPATIENT RUSH. Will speak very BRISKY, or with absolutely ridiculous WALLS OF TEXT. Suffers from an INABILITY TO COMMIT TO ONE THING AT ONCE, and will often split his foucus between TWO OR THREE tasks, which often just winds up looking like a great big mess. Oddly enough, he is GENUINELY RESPECTFUL to those HIGHER then him in the BLOOD CASTE, and will attempt to retain decorum in their presence. usually just looks like A SPAZ.
His interests are in FINE ART, CRAFTING, GARDENING, and practicing COMPLECATED battle Manuvers. He will also cautiously admit to an enjoyment of ANCIENT LORE.
- shirt symbol and/or weapon: Shirt Symbol a '< *' sign. Weapon is BUCKETKIND, with a back up RAKE KIND for emergencies. He wishes not to talk about his BROKENSHOVELKIND.

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....I just know that his horn stle has probably been done... oh well.

[Gigoergong]

TROLL LIST

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aberrantTragedian
accompaniedOverlord
acerbicAves
actinalConflagrator
amauroticCandor
ambiguousConsumer
androgynousCounterpart
antagonisticIntellectual
aquaticCorsair(DECEASED)
arbolTalado
archaicArctoid
arizonaSunrise
aspiringCartoonist
audiophilicAdenine, Picture
awesomeExcavator
barefootBuddhist
bipartisanBread
bloatedSponge
brutalImbecile
caffenatedController
candidSarcoma
cannedLightning
cattleTwintipper
chromaticCosmos
chronicAnnoyance
calmClasher
cocaGeneaologist
colossalTyrant
computingArtisan
cranialCephalopod
crazedTrollbitch
cuddleGuts
cursoryFormicidae
dairyConnoisseur
damnedChef
deviantScoundrel
devilsAdvocate
diehardAssassian
dillingerEscapes
disgruntledEnigma
distractedOnlooker
disturbedRomancer
equusAquariot
evergreenSurvivalist
exhilaratingCrecendo
fatalisticFashionista
ficticiousPhysician
flipwaysJesusknuckle
footlooseShaman
gallimaufryObbligato
ganglyExplanation
garagisteAnthropoid
genericCharacter
generousAnnihilation
godlikeAsshole
goryCommissar
grapeJelly
grinningCat
hatchlingDeformity
hexAssembler
ionicOneirologist
jazzEnigma
kallousMagicite
lexicalVirtuoso
lightningBravado
loquaciousLoquat
loricatuzPeregrinuse
luckyRunt
lulzCreator
malignedZigzag
manicMaestro
marineMutagen
metroAntagonist
miniatureBrat
misspelledBazzilisk
morbidlyObsolete
musicalExpirator
mutineerKrusader
narcissisticJauntier
natoPhoney
necroMatador
nonplussedMiscreant
particlePhysicist
perfectlyIrrational
personalJegus
pononiteGahidoso
proprietousBeau
psychedelicLurker
psychoDragon
omnipotentComplex
orderlyDisidentity
quadraticBuild
quaintAnomaly
radioactiveMan
retroProphet
reverseHunter
scarredTeenager
schizophrenicCanadian
screamingTorches
seductiveMistress
sewerDweller
shadowyVixen
shallowWeaver
simplisticImplement
sleepingTechnologist
sleepySolstice
snakeCharmer
snarkyStickler
sparklingMesmerist
sparksOhmega
spectralEngineer
springyTailor
sporadicSolenoid
substituteHero
subzeroBaroness
swiftTailor
syntheticFibrosis
systemError
tactileUrologist
tastySnack
technoDetritus
tehReallyOssomeLeetLasher
terrorPhysicist
theBlackMage
timberAutomaton
tiredRewind
toastedToast
transuranicAuger
treacherousAnaconda
triEye
trollJegus
turbulentNucleartide
twitchingQuerant
tyrannosaurusHexidecimator
undecidedDelinquent
unitaryGallivanter
utteranceComposer
verdantBlackout
viciousMoron
viralAcronyx
visualJusticar
voodooShaman
woundedEnd
xenocideDebacle
yearningSolemns
zyzzyvianZymosis

[Doctor Tess]

ME: Yeah, 7urn1ng 7he wheel 15n'7 work1ng, and 1'd much ra7her no7 have h1m con7rol 57uff aga1n.
ME: La57 71me he 5p1lled 5opor 5l1me all over me.
ME: One of 7he rea5on5 1 don'7 l1ke deal1ng w17h low-
ME: Whoop5.
ME: 1 mean, 7ha7'5 one of 7he rea5on5 1 don'7 l1ke deal1ng w17h h1m.
ME: Maybe you could con7rol h15 mou5e 7o open 17?
ME: Make 17 ea51er for me 7o deal w17h.

FP: ii ssuppose ii ccould ggive iit aa sshot...

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FP: ookay, llooks llike ii ccan uuse hhis ccomputer ffrom hhere...




FP: aalmost...



FP: FFUCK...



FP: tthis iis...
FP: tthis iis hharder tthan iit llooks...
FP: ii aam llegitimately ssorry aabout tthat...
FP: tthat ddoesn't hhappen vvery ooften sso yyou bbetter ffucking ssavour iit...

[GigaCain]

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You decide that while you wait for your new found acquaintance to reply, you will grab your copy of Sgrub from downstairs, hopefully your custodian will be asleep and not in his boxing mood.



You are oblivious to the looming danger from above.





Phew! looks like he's fast asleep nows youre chance to grab Sgrub from him, which he took from you when you lost to him during a boxing match. Your Igrub is also here which will come in handy when you need to talk to someone away from your grubputer.





You put the Igrub and Sgrub into your dice modus, which you will explain later.

Kangaroo lusus for the win

[Phantom Gamer]

I repeat my question: Has anybody got a sheet with all the troll parts? I know there's one on the front page, but I need one with all of them.
Also where has aphoticConniver gone.

[mezzoEmrys]

FP: ii ssuppose ii ccould ggive iit aa sshot...

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FP: ookay, llooks llike ii ccan uuse hhis ccomputer ffrom hhere...




FP: aalmost...



FP: FFUCK...



FP: tthis iis...
FP: tthis iis hharder tthan iit llooks...
FP: ii aam llegitimately ssorry aabout tthat...
FP: tthat ddoesn't hhappen vvery ooften sso yyou bbetter ffucking ssavour iit...

ME: 7h15 15 7he 5econd 71me 1've had my clo7he5 ru1ned 7oday!
ME: Wha7 doe5 7h15 57up1d game have aga1n57 me?
ME: A7 lea57 7he 7op 15 off.
ME: 5crew 17, 1'm cap7chaloug1ng my 5opor pod.
ME: 7ha7 way 7o one can cover me 1n 17.
ME: 1'll be r1gh7 back, go77a change clo7he5.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

I repeat my question: Has anybody got a sheet with all the troll parts? I know there's one on the front page, but I need one with all of them.
Also where has aphoticConniver gone.

I repeat my answer. I know there could be some on the front page, but I know you need all of them.

Has anybody got a spritesheet with all the TrollParts on it? AC had one with the Kids' parts, too, which I also need...

Scroll to the bottom of the first post and you'll find a lot of resources. I don't know if there are troll parts there, but it's your best bet to finding one quickly.

Incidentally, the troll parts on the first page appear to be custom, which is fine, but a straight rip would make it a better tool as far as making a consistent style is concerned. The head, for instance, is more long and oval shaped than in the base sprites.

I dunno, I'm tempted to rip the sprites myself, but to be honest I'd rather not. It's be pretty time consuming.