TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Phantom Gamer]

Enter Name.

Your name is RAGAK MRS'KYF'T'M'KRDLN.
You are a young Troll who is obsessed with ALTERNIAN VIDEO GAMES. You live in your SIX-LEVEL HIVE with your Lusus, ZONRICKZ THE HEDGE-HOG. You were playing a new game, SGRUB, with someone you hardly know until they MYSTERIOUSLY LOST THEIR CONNECTION.
Your trolltag is spectralEngineer and you tink its cool 2 intenshunly mispel words.

What will you do?
Later...

SE: ugh chef statues
SE: lousy goddamn stupid chef ststues
U OK BUT
U WHAT'S THAT
SE: its the tuby thin
SE: youve got 2 break it open
U RIGHT

5 seconds later...

SE: oh right
U WHAT
U WHAT IS IT
SE: its a kernelsprite.
SE: youve got to put things in it.
U OK

SE: WAIT
SE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

SE: DAMMIT!!
SE: NOW I CANT USE MY WII!
SE: ...
SE: ok. lets see... i think the tutorial said something about a countdown to when the meteor hits on the cruxy thing...

SE: FUCK!

SE: FUCK!

SE: FUCK!

SE: Wha-

SE: FUCK!
SE: FUCK FUCK FUCK!

SE: FUCK!

SE: FUCK!

SE: FUCK!

SE: uuh...

*zapp*
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCC[sub:1afspjlx]KKKKKK...[/sub:1afspjlx]
Off to the Medium!

[Tam Lin]

Could someone be kind enough to send me a PSD of an empty room, and any of the recuperacoons?

[Doctor Tess]

Oh my god Phantom Gamer I laughed so hard

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk

[crash826]

*dynamicApathete sent a mass trolling*

dA: i t:hin:k i n:eed: a s:erv:er o:r s:ome:thing s:imi:lar.
dA: c:an a:nyo:ne h:elp: w:ith: t:hat:?
dA: b:eca:use i w:oul:d p:ref:eromat:e t:o n:ot b:e t:urn:ed t:o d:ust
dA: b:y s:pac:e r:ock:s o:f d:oom:.

[Friendly_Troll]

GallimaufryObligatto [GO] began trolling dynamicApathete [DA]

GO: YOu< WHat do you know about meteors<
GO: ANd whats this business with ervers and hosts<
GO: IS this sime dumb FLARP thing/ because i;m not to play those.

[mezzoEmrys]

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After a series of events which included a machine carving a cruxite dowel and other things that you already know about, you catch up with Zetsea right here. His Kernelsprite has been prototyped with his Lusus, but due to the artist's inability to draw the Kernelsprite, it is off screen.

A rather familiar deck of cards appears on the Alchemiter. This is the great artifact that decides your future.
You take a card off the top with a horribly draw arm.

You carefully inspect the card and smile.
A fortuitous draw.

The deck disappears, leaving only the card in your hand.
You aren't quite sure what to do next.
Better check on the Neon idiot.
-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO]--
ME: 5o, wha7 have you been up 7o?

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GallimaufryObligatto [GO] began trolling dynamicApathete [DA]

GO: YOu< WHat do you know about meteors<
GO: ANd whats this business with ervers and hosts<
GO: IS this sime dumb FLARP thing/ because i;m not to play those.

dA: I gt o:ne s:tuc:k i:n m:y l:usu:s's b:rea:therin:g t:ube:
dA: a m:eter i m:ean:.
dA: a:nd nw i a:m t:raped i:n h:is s:tom:ach.
dA: t:hat: i:s w:her:e m:y h:ive: i:s.
dA: i:s t:hat: w:eir:d?
dA: a:nyw:ay
dA: yu h:ave: t p:lay: w:ith: o:the:r p:eop:le t w:in
dA: o:ne w:ho i:s yur: s:erv:er a:nd o:ne w:ho i:s yur: c:lie:nt
dA: t:hat:'s a:ll i cgi:mend.
dA: a:nd i:t's: r:eal: nt F:LAR:P
dA: i t:hin:k.

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GallimaufryObligatto [GO] began trolling dynamicApathete [DA]

GO: YOu< WHat do you know about meteors<
GO: ANd whats this business with ervers and hosts<
GO: IS this sime dumb FLARP thing/ because i;m not to play those.

dA: I gt o:ne s:tuc:k i:n m:y l:usu:s's b:rea:therin:g t:ube:
dA: a m:eter i m:ean:.
dA: a:nd nw i a:m t:raped i:n h:is s:tom:ach.
dA: t:hat: i:s w:her:e m:y h:ive: i:s.
dA: i:s t:hat: w:eir:d?
dA: a:nyw:ay
dA: yu h:ave: t p:lay: w:ith: o:the:r p:eop:le t w:in
dA: o:ne w:ho i:s yur: s:erv:er a:nd o:ne w:ho i:s yur: c:lie:nt
dA: t:hat:'s a:ll i cgi:mend.
dA: a:nd i:t's: r:eal: nt F:LAR:P
dA: i t:hin:k.

gO: OW< MY lusus tries to eat wierd stuff sometimes,,, usualy I just feed him drilmarn oil to make him cough it up. BUt i suspect you don;t have acsess to that in there<
gO: IT;s a sort of little hard red fruit thing<
gO: SO it;s like a game, but it;s not a made up thing<
gO: ANd maybe it has something to do with the meteors<
gO: ,,,,,,,,
gO: EH, i don;t have anything to do until the metiors cooled enough to be removed< DO you have a copy of this... thing? I Think i can try to help,,,

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GallimaufryObligatto [GO] began trolling dynamicApathete [DA]

GO: YOu< WHat do you know about meteors<
GO: ANd whats this business with ervers and hosts<
GO: IS this sime dumb FLARP thing/ because i;m not to play those.

dA: I g:ot o:ne s:tuc:k i:n m:y l:usu:s's b:rea:therin:g t:ube:
dA: a m:ete:or i m:ean:.
dA: a:nd n:ow i a:m t:rap:ped i:n h:is s:tom:ach.
dA: t:hat: i:s w:her:e m:y h:ive: i:s.
dA: i:s t:hat: w:eir:d?
dA: a:nyw:ay
dA: y:ou h:ave: t:o p:lay: w:ith: o:the:r p:eop:le t:o w:in
dA: o:ne w:ho i:s y:our: s:erv:er a:nd o:ne w:ho i:s y:our: c:lie:nt
dA: t:hat:'s a:ll i c:ogi:mend.
dA: a:nd i:t's: r:eal: n:ot F:LAR:P
dA: i t:hin:k.

gO: OW< MY lusus tries to eat wierd stuff sometimes,,, usualy I just feed him drilmarn oil to make him cough it up. BUt i suspect you don;t have acsess to that in there<
gO: IT;s a sort of little hard red fruit thing<
gO: SO it;s like a game, but it;s not a made up thing<
gO: ANd maybe it has something to do with the meteors<
gO: ,,,,,,,,
gO: EH, i don;t have anything to do until the metiors cooled enough to be removed< DO you have a copy of this... thing? I Think i can try to help,,,

dA: i d:on':t h:ave: o:ne.
dA: i:'ve: b:een: h:ere: s:inc:e m:y 4:th w:rig:gling d:ay
dA: a:nd o:nly: l:eft: a f:ew t:ime:s
dA: s:o i a:m a l:itt:le b:ehi:nd t:he t:ime:s.
dA: i l:ook:ed u:p S:BUR:B s:o t:hat:'s h:ow i k:now: t:he r:ule:s.
dA: a:lso: w:hat:'s F:LAR:P?

[Phantom Gamer]

Thanks Tess
But nobody else liked it?

[lighdramon]

LOL Phantom Gamer. I just got on and read your update. Your troll certainly likes to flip the fuck out. Is his Kernelsprite going to be making Nintendo references? Or talk like an Italian chef?

And I figure I should finally involved in this...


-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling gallimaufryObligatto [GO] --

LB: What the FUCK who are you?
LB: How did you get on my friends list when I don't even FUCKING know who you are?
LB: You'd better have a good answer buddy.
LB: And what the HELL do you know about these god DAMNED meteors?

[Friendly_Troll]

gO: OW< MY lusus tries to eat wierd stuff sometimes,,, usualy I just feed him drilmarn oil to make him cough it up. BUt i suspect you don;t have acsess to that in there<
gO: IT;s a sort of little hard red fruit thing<
gO: SO it;s like a game, but it;s not a made up thing<
gO: ANd maybe it has something to do with the meteors<
gO: ,,,,,,,,
gO: EH, i don;t have anything to do until the metiors cooled enough to be removed< DO you have a copy of this... thing? I Think i can try to help,,,

dA: i dn':t h:ave: o:ne.
dA: i:'ve: b:een: h:ere: s:inc:e m:y 4:th w:rig:gling d:ay
dA: a:nd o:nly: l:eft: a f:ew t:ime:s
dA: s i a:m a l:itt:le b:ehi:nd t:he t:ime:s.
dA: i lok:ed u S:BUR:B s t:hat:'s hw i k:now: t:he r:ule:s.
dA: a:lso: w:hat:'s F:LAR:P?

gO: WEll, I guess your lusus is going a good job keeping you safe, then<
gO: FLARP is unmitigated nonsense/ for those who don;t have anything worthwhile to do< IT;s like this whole system to play a game where you run around defeating imagenary monsters< NOt that i could play even if i wanted to<
gO: TOo much work to do<
gO: HOld on a second, somone else is pestering me,,,

-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling gallimaufryObligatto [GO] --

LB: What the FUCK who are you?
LB: How did you get on my friends list when I don't even FUCKING know who you are?
LB: You'd better have a good answer buddy.
LB: And what the HELL do you know about these god DAMNED meteors?

gO: MY name is Acrims<
gO: YOu can force Trollian to look up active signals, and contact the connekted handle< I Think it;s a feature they decided not to impliment/ but they never got rid of the code<
gO: ANd one landed in my garden<
gO: WHich is why I sent a mass trollspam in he first place< BEcause this seemed unusual enough to merit more contact then i usualy have acsess to<
gO: ,,,,which is pretty much just me and my lusus.

((Also, I thought it was an awesome bit, Phantom gamer. SO awesome i am a little bit intimidated, since my inevitable attempt to do artwork here will probably suck on toast.
I eagerly await the appearance of WiiChef imps. ))

[crash826]

dA: i w:oul:d l:ike: t:o p:lay: s:oon:.
dA: m:y l:usu:s h:as a f:lam:e s:ack:
dA: w:hic:h h:e e:xha:usts t:o d:epo:ssibil:itize m:y b:urn:ing t:o d:eat:h.
dA: h:e i:s n:ot a:ble: t:o d:o s:o w:ith: a p:lug:ged b:rea:thing t:ube:.
dA: m:y l:otu:s g:ard:en h:as b:urs:t i:nto: f:lam:e.
dA: i:f t:he m:ete:or r:ema:ins
dA: i w:ill: b:e i:nci:nerated:
dA: s:o y:eah:.
dA: i c:oul:d g:et a c:opy:
dA: f:rom: t:he a:ban:doned r:esp:iteblo:ck n:ear:by
dA: i:f i c:oul:d g:et o:ut o:f m:y l:usu:s
dA: w:ith:out h:im d:yin:g
dA: a:ny i:dea:s?

[Ikuzo]

Oh. Yeah. Phantom, that update was awesome.

I didn't comment because I was gonna wait till I updated mah troll.

[lighdramon]

Bluh bluh. :3

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling gallimaufryObligatto [GO] --

LB: What the FUCK who are you?
LB: How did you get on my friends list when I don't even FUCKING know who you are?
LB: You'd better have a good answer buddy.
LB: And what the HELL do you know about these god DAMNED meteors?
gO: MY name is Acrims<
gO: YOu can force Trollian to look up active signals, and contact the connekted handle< I Think it;s a feature they decided not to impliment/ but they never got rid of the code<
gO: ANd one landed in my garden<
gO: WHich is why I sent a mass trollspam in he first place< BEcause this seemed unusual enough to merit more contact then i usualy have acsess to<
gO: ,,,,which is pretty much just me and my lusus.
LB: ... What.
LB: You can force it to contact others you don't even know?
LB: FUUUUCK.
LB: WHY DO I NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THESE THINGS UNTIL WAY LATER?
LB: I could have used it to spam random people en masse...
LB: That would have been FUCKING awesome.
LB: God DAMN it.
LB: ... Whatever.
LB: You say one landed in your garden?
LB: Well SHIT.
LB: Because one impacted the other side of the mountain I live on.
LB: And then another landed in the lake nearby.
LB: I wanted to go see but my lusus wouldn't let me.
LB: Stupid snake.
LB: But why am I telling you this?
LB: I only want to know if there's some way to stop them.
LB: I can't have FUCKING space rocks flying around and almost destroying my hive.

[crash826]

dynamicApathete has sent a mass trolling

dA: O:H G:OD
dA: A:LL M:Y S:TUF:F I:S O:N F:IRE:
dA: C:AN S:OME:BODY S:END: M:E A S:AW
dA: O:R E:XPL:OSIVES:
dA: N:OW W:OUL:D B:E N:ICE:
dA: C:NMX:NDCXMD:SJCFXJRNDJKW:EWCQKCRWERBGNWBY35452U37 :4D340VJC23NXM2
dA: H:OOO:OOOOOO:TTTTTT!!!!

[mezzoEmrys]

-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling dynamicApathete[DA]--

ME: 57op 5end1ng ou7 ma55 7roll1ng5!
ME: Ju57 becau5e you can hack 1n7o ba51c code doe5n'7 mean you need 7o u5e 17 every f1ve 5econd5.
ME: Freak1ng 1d1o7.

musicalExpirator[ME] removed the ability for dynamicApathete[DA] to send mass messages

ME: 1f you can remember wha7 7he code 15 7o f1x 17, go ahead.
ME: Good day 7o you.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling dynamicApathete[DA]--

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dynamicApathete began trolling gallimaufryObligatto

dA: O:H G:OD E:VER:YTHING: I:S O:N F:IRE
dA: P:LEA:SE T:ELL: M:E Y:OU H:AVE: A H:ACK:SAW
dA: I C:AN':T C:ONT:ACT A:NYO:NE E:LSE:
dA: I C:AN':T M:ASS: T:ROL:L A:NYM:ORE
dA: A:UGH:
dA: H:ELP:

[AlfalfaJoe]

Hehehe, Phantom. That was awesome. I love your kernelsprite. (I guess this means the Skaians are dressed like chefs? More awesome.) I'm interested in seeing what your Lusus looks like. I'm sure it's awesome.

Overall, Awesome update.

[Friendly_Troll]

Bluh bluh. :3

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling gallimaufryObligatto [GO] --

LB: What the FUCK who are you?
LB: How did you get on my friends list when I don't even FUCKING know who you are?
LB: You'd better have a good answer buddy.
LB: And what the HELL do you know about these god DAMNED meteors?
gO: MY name is Acrims<
gO: YOu can force Trollian to look up active signals, and contact the connekted handle< I Think it;s a feature they decided not to impliment/ but they never got rid of the code<
gO: ANd one landed in my garden<
gO: WHich is why I sent a mass trollspam in he first place< BEcause this seemed unusual enough to merit more contact then i usualy have acsess to<
gO: ,,,,which is pretty much just me and my lusus.
LB: ... What.
LB: You can force it to contact others you don't even know?
LB: FUUUUCK.
LB: WHY DO I NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THESE THINGS UNTIL WAY LATER?
LB: I could have used it to spam random people en masse...
LB: That would have been FUCKING awesome.
LB: God DAMN it.
LB: ... Whatever.
LB: You say one landed in your garden?
LB: Well SHIT.
LB: Because one impacted the other side of the mountain I live on.
LB: And then another landed in the lake nearby.
LB: I wanted to go see but my lusus wouldn't let me.
LB: Stupid snake.
LB: But why am I telling you this?
LB: I only want to know if there's some way to stop them.
LB: I can't have FUCKING space rocks flying around and almost destroying my hive.

oB: THat seems to be a problem right now<
oB: I Think that there is a way to make it stop? OR something that has to do with it at the moment,,,,,
oB: BEtter then nothing<
oB: THe person who told me about it is kind of in a fuckton of trouble right now though< SO if you want to do anything about it/ i think you;d need to help me help him. HIs luscus is choking on something and i guess thats making everything on fire< HE might have just sent you a mass text> His handle is dynamicApathete

dynamicApathete began trolling gallimaufryObligatto

dA: O:H G:OD E:VER:YTHING: I:S O:N F:IRE
dA: P:LEA:SE T:ELL: M:E Y:OU H:AVE: A H:ACK:SAW
dA: I C:AN':T C:ONT:ACT A:NYO:NE E:LSE:
dA: I C:AN':T M:ASS: T:ROL:L A:NYM:ORE
dA: A:UGH:
dA: H:ELP:

oB: OKay okay, turn of the capslock<
oB: I Contacted someone else who seems like they can help, with this SBURb thing. BUt for now, you said you;re inside it< CAn you throw something into where he(?) digests thing?
oB: If so, then try and throw any really pungent or sour oils or powders r liquids you have< IT should force him to cough it up< IF that doesn;t work then you are going to have to get the meterorite out by hand or something<
oB: LIke a hammer could do it<
oB: IF all else fails then try and hide in water I geuss,,, or/ um/,,, punch a hole somewhere for the fire to come out,,, i hope it doesn;t come to that.

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oB: OKay okay, turn of the capslock<
oB: I Contacted someone else who seems like they can help, with this SBURb thing. BUt for now, you said you;re inside it< CAn you throw something into where he(?) digests thing?
oB: If so, then try and throw any really pungent or sour oils or powders r liquids you have< IT should force him to cough it up< IF that doesn;t work then you are going to have to get the meterorite out by hand or something<
oB: LIke a hammer could do it<
oB: IF all else fails then try and hide in water I geuss,,, or/ um/,,, punch a hole somewhere for the fire to come out,,, i hope it doesn;t come to that.

dA: o:kay:.
dA: i h:ave: a e:xpl:odoser:um t:hat: c:oul:d b:low: u:p t:he b:oul:der,
dA: b:ut t:he f:ire: l:eav:ing h:is b:ody: m:igh:t f:ry m:e
dA: a:nd m:y f:ire:proofe:d s:uit: i:s i:n m:y f:ire: c:hes:t
dA: w:hic:h i c:an':t f:ind:
dA: i:t m:igh:t b:e i:n t:he r:oom: t:hat:'s o:n f:ire:.
dA: zzz(o.o)
dA: w:ish: m:e l:uck:

*dynamicApathete stopped trolling gallimaufryObligatto*

((dynamicApathete is female))

[lighdramon]

WHOA this new forum skin is BA. Anyone know what it's for?

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling gallimaufryObligatto [GO] --

LB: What the FUCK who are you?
LB: How did you get on my friends list when I don't even FUCKING know who you are?
LB: You'd better have a good answer buddy.
LB: And what the HELL do you know about these god DAMNED meteors?
gO: MY name is Acrims<
gO: YOu can force Trollian to look up active signals, and contact the connekted handle< I Think it;s a feature they decided not to impliment/ but they never got rid of the code<
gO: ANd one landed in my garden<
gO: WHich is why I sent a mass trollspam in he first place< BEcause this seemed unusual enough to merit more contact then i usualy have acsess to<
gO: ,,,,which is pretty much just me and my lusus.
LB: ... What.
LB: You can force it to contact others you don't even know?
LB: FUUUUCK.
LB: WHY DO I NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THESE THINGS UNTIL WAY LATER?
LB: I could have used it to spam random people en masse...
LB: That would have been FUCKING awesome.
LB: God DAMN it.
LB: ... Whatever.
LB: You say one landed in your garden?
LB: Well SHIT.
LB: Because one impacted the other side of the mountain I live on.
LB: And then another landed in the lake nearby.
LB: I wanted to go see but my lusus wouldn't let me.
LB: Stupid snake.
LB: But why am I telling you this?
LB: I only want to know if there's some way to stop them.
LB: I can't have FUCKING space rocks flying around and almost destroying my hive.
oB: THat seems to be a problem right now<
oB: I Think that there is a way to make it stop? OR something that has to do with it at the moment,,,,,
oB: BEtter then nothing<
oB: THe person who told me about it is kind of in a fuckton of trouble right now though< SO if you want to do anything about it/ i think you;d need to help me help him. HIs luscus is choking on something and i guess thats making everything on fire< HE might have just sent you a mass text> His handle is dynamicApathete
LB: Oh. That must be where the other mass trolling thing came from.
LB: PISS.
LB: Fine then. I'll contact whoever this person is and ask what the FUCK is up.
LB: They'd better not be completely incompetent.

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling dynamicApathete [DA] --

LB: HEY. You.
LB: Person who sent me a FUCKING message by mass trolling.
LB: Apparently you know something about the FUCKING meteors falling randomly from the sky.
LB: And apparently you're in a FUCKTON of trouble.
LB: Or so I've heard.

[Aerok12]

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-- musicalExpirator[ME] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO]--
ME: 5o, wha7 have you been up 7o?

AO:Oh, hey. I have just been relaxing in my recuperacoon. I assumed that you could do this yourself. FP still has not put anything in my house yet. However, I do not see any meteors yet, so she can be as slow as she wants. I will be here if you need me.

[Phantom Gamer]

Hehehe, Phantom. That was awesome. I love your kernelsprite. (I guess this means the Skaians are dressed like chefs? More awesome.) I'm interested in seeing what your Lusus looks like. I'm sure it's awesome.

Overall, Awesome update.

ACTUALLY. I wanted to point out to the people in my session (and you other guys) that only agents- like Jack Noir, Courtyard Droll or Authority Regulator (as well as queens, kings and imps). The others' bright colours seem to be independent of the harlequin prototyping (e.g. the white queen retained them when she deprototyped).
But thaanks anyway guys.

Also WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNN

[Doctor Tess]

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I was going to completely redraw the room to get the perspective to stop bugging me but my paint program crashed so I was like fuck that.

-- fictitiousPhysician [FP] began trolling accompaniedOverlord [AO] ---

FP: ookay...
FP: ccruxtruder's iin tthe ccorner hhere...
FP: ttotem llathe's oover nnear tthe ttree...
FP: pprepunched ccard's oover tthere ttoo...
FP: aalchemiter's ddown iin tthat oother rroom, iit's ttoo bbig tto ffit iin hhere...
FP: ii'm nnot eeven ggonna ttouch tthe bbasement iif ii ccan aafford iit...
FP: bbecause qquite ffrankly iit ddisturbs mme...
FP: aand tthat's ssaying ssomething...
FP: aanyway tthat's aall ii ccan ddrop ffor nnow...
FP: ssee iif yyou ccan gget tthe ccruxtruder oopen...
FP: ii'll ttalk yyou tthrough iit ffrom hhere...