TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Tam Lin]

Stimmi: Activate sBurb.
Meanwhile...
SE: woah
SE: what te fuckin hell just happned

Her dresser drawer acts like a computer. She installs the disks. What should she do while she waits?

[KumaZone]

> Preform interpritive dance

[Friendly_Troll]

Oh. Huh. Well, nevermind. Looks like everythings fine. These bushes are kind of a pain in the ass- traveling any distance from your hive through them tends to end up as one big APESHIT BRAMBLEFUCK.

On the flip side, they provide protection from the various WILD BEASTS that roam the area. So long as you take the time to cut them back from the garden, it's a decent trade.

...huh. You were really sure you smelled smoke.



FUCK.
What do you do now?

[Aerok12]

Blaaah, hi I just got on! Should I just tell you all my stuff now, or wait for it to come up in his story? I'm cool with Forward and Fire though!

Well, I personally think SB is more of an Earth guy, what with preferring to do as little work as possible. And if you want to wait to give out info, that's fine!

> Prefronm inrerpitiv dnase

Fix'd(I'm not making fun of your typo, just wanted to annoy Stimmi )

[KumaZone]

Blaaah, hi I just got on! Should I just tell you all my stuff now, or wait for it to come up in his story? I'm cool with Forward and Fire though!

Well, I personally think SB is more of an Earth guy, what with preferring to do as little work as possible. And if you want to wait to give out info, that's fine!

> Prefronm inrerpitiv dnase

Fix'd(I'm not making fun of your typo, just wanted to annoy Stimmi )

Well I guess that makes sence, so yeah earth it is I guess :V
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After takeing a moment to recover from your TRAGIC EXPERIANCE you decide it's time to MOVE FORWARD and GET SHIT DONE

You take the pre-punched card to the totame lathe and blah blah you know how that goes


After inserting the carved dowel into the alchemizer, you creat a CRUXCITE REFRIDGERATOR BEARING

Oh my gosh is that what you think it is?

SHIT YES, FREE EYE SCREAM! OM NOM NOM COMFORT FOOD

Oh yeah, there's a meteor...



HOLY SHIT, THERE'S A METEOR!?

Fucking blam, you guys



Welcom to the Medium, you are now in THE LAND OF CAVERNS AND SPARKS

Am I doin' it right

[lighdramon]

Time for a big update.

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling dynamicApathete [DA] --

LB: Okay I'm back.
LB: I just talked to my friend.
LB: Apparently he nearly got hit by a FUCKING meteor while walking outside his hive.
LB: Except he doesn't own Sburb.
LB: Did you fix that whole burning to death problem?
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dA: b:ut m:y hrn: i:s i:nju:red
dA: a:s fr yur: s:upe:r-ally:
dA: m:eters f:all:ing
dA: e:ver:ywhere:
dA: S:bur:b j:ust: m:ade: t:hem: f:all:
dA: t:hey: h:it e:ver:ywhere:
dA: n m:att:er w:het:her yu p:lay:
dA: s y:eah:
dA: i gt t:he d:isc:s
dA: l:et':s p:lay S:BUR:B
LB: SHIT dude, what were you doing? Blowing stuff up?
LB: You know what, never mind. I don't want to know.
LB: I'd better tell my buddy about this information.
LB: After that I'll find my discs and play.
LB: So be right back.

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-- lightningBravado [LB] began trolling springyTailor [ST] --

LB: Okay I got SHIT done.
LB: And I've kind of uh figured this out.
LB: From what this one troll says, the meteors are falling because of FUCKING Sburb.
ST: Sburb...?
ST: Um... what's that...?
LB: A new game that came out a few days ago.
LB: I ordered it and it came in the mail.
LB: I uh don't really know how the HELL it works.
LB: Because I haven't played it.
ST: Wow... you ordered... a game... and haven't played... it yet...?
ST: That's... incredibly... unlike you...
LB: Well there's a perfectly good reason behind it mate.
LB: You need two people to play.
LB: And before now I hadn't found anyone else who had the game.
ST: Oh... I see...
LB: But whatever. That's besides the point.
LB: For now you should just stay put.
LB: I bet the meteors around your house will stop soon.
LB: Just hunker down and I'll contact you again when I have the problem solved.
ST: Okay... again...
ST: Just... be careful... please...
ST: And if... a meteor is... coming towards... you...
ST: Try to... get out... safe...
ST: You can always... come to... my hive if... things get... too dangerous...
LB: Thanks Marilo. I'll talk to you later.

-- lightningBravado [LB] ceased trolling springyTailor [ST] --

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You guess it's time to go find those Sburb discs you put away. It was only a matter of time before you got to play.





You log out of Trollian on your computer, and log into on your PDA. That way you can keep track of anyone who wants to troll you while being away from your desktop or laptop.





You also allocate your crowbar to your strife specibus. Never know when you need to 'calm down' your lusus. Her behavior as of late has been even more unacceptable than normal.


Meanwhile...





In a dark forest full of savage beasts...





An uncertain young troll stands quietly in his respiteblock...





Your name is MARILO VASKAR.

You are a very strange TROLL who lives by himself, without a LUSUS or PARENTAL GUARDIAN of any kind. You are entirely on your own. That's because you FAILED most of your DANGEROUS TRIALS in the SUBTERRANEAN CAVERNS. This displeased most of the ELDER trolls overseeing the affairs. In fact, according to them, you should actually be dead. How you managed to escape alive is anyone's guess. You'd rather not tell them.

Your home is an ABANDONED HIVE that you had to repair yourself. It's mostly patched up now. There wasn't too much work that needed to be done. You made the colourful CURTAINS and CARPET yourself. You also made all of the CLOTHES you wear, which includes your current OUTFIT. Your patched up COAT is probably your most favourite item of apparel, as you feel it DEFINES you.

You are quite handy with NEEDLES, THREAD, and SEWING MACHINES. That's why you have an account on deviantArt. So that you can showcase the things you make. You wouldn't bother having an account on devianTroll, because trolls aren't supposed to care about FASHION. That's just another oddball thing about you. At least HUMANS have an appreciation for the things you create.

You also enjoy doing a little bit of GARDENING. Nothing huge. Some might say you have a GREEN thumb. It's not very difficult keeping plants when you live in the middle of a FOREST. The most difficult thing is trying to keep the small ANIMALS from digging up your garden, or stopping the more RAVENOUS ones from trying to eat you while you're weeding your flowerbed.

You have ONE good friend you know outside of the online world. She lives just up the road from you, on the side of a JAGGED MOUNTAIN. She's rather PROFANE and ANGRY, but you like her. She built your COMPUTER, and also gave you a LAPTOP to commemorate your SEVENTH Alternian solar sweep. She's also the only one who knows the truth about you.

Your trolltag is springyTailor and your... manner of speech suggests... that you might... just be... a little bit... lonely... Other than that you have pretty good grammar and spelling.

What will you do?

[LuckyDerek]

Yeah, that'd definitely be best. We still need confirmation from Kumaz and Doc Tess. What do we have for elements and stuff so far?
AO:Backwards, Wood, General of Disparity, Land of Traffic and Turmoil
DRown, Water, Heir of Depths, ???
ME:Up, Air?, Gambler of Fate, Land of Snow and Spires
FP:Left?, Fire?, Doctor of Chaos, Land of Gloom and Ghost
SB:Forwards?, Earth?, ???, ???
??:Right?, Metal?(robotics???), ???, ???

?=unconfirmed/guess/suggestion

Is this about right?

Oh right. Forgot to say my planet's name.

Land of Rain and Fear.

As for Tess' element, I was going for a more literal theme with her planet being earth and stuff. Her planet is connected to her personality and Earth is a theme of the planet so.

But you know. Whatever works. I'm Down for whatever.

[Aerok12]

I think the issue is that no-one else fits fire as well as her. Well, I guess she could swap with ME. Actually, yeah, that definitely makes more sense. He's sort of hot-headed, and she's all over everything. Fire goes up, and ghosts are airy. Of course, fire directly contradicts snow

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Really, I'm just asking for this

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I don't know, Joker. I do not know.

Isn't it amazing how I can take anything anyone says and make it about myself? I'm turning into AO.

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[KumaZone]

This is all sexy and awesome. You can make glorious reasoning from nothing, this is probably the best skill ever and you should be proud.

[Aerok12]

Yeah, I'm just sort of OCD about forming order from chaos and whatnot.* I'm pretty good at finding patterns and stuff. I'm even starting to take this whole thing over from whoever was leading it earlier. Kinda contrasts with how insecure I am. You can probably tell from how I use "maybe" and "I guess" and "sort of" a lot and I always ask for confirmation and shit at the end of my posts. Is that alright, I guess?

*I guess I'm turning into Andrew too. No wait, that's awesome.
No wait, Then there are two Andrews, and the universe would collapse from awesome overload. Maybe I could be Ansrew Andreq Abdrew Zndrew.

Wow, I'm really good at pulling things off topic.

[KumaZone]

I'm tottaly ok with shit going off topic

We should get married

[Phantom Gamer]

Stimmi: Activate sBurb.
Meanwhile...
SE: woah
SE: what te fuckin hell just happned

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Her dresser drawer acts like a computer. She installs the disks. What should she do while she waits?

Stimmi: Find whoever runs the school for the purpose of evasion.
Meanwhile...
SE: ugh
SE: were m i

[Aerok12]

I'm tottaly ok with shit going off topic

We should get married

Where's Charlie when you need him?

[Phantom Gamer]

Years in the future, but not many...

A REMENISCANT WANDERER limps through the ancient wreckage.

[LuckyDerek]

I think the issue is that no-one else fits fire as well as her. Well, I guess she could swap with ME. Actually, yeah, that definitely makes more sense. He's sort of hot-headed, and she's all over everything. Fire goes up, and ghosts are airy. Of course, fire directly contradicts snow

Okay, edited that other thing with full stuff regarding our session. Also added a bunch of notes or whatever



Really, I'm just asking for this

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I don't know, Joker. I do not know.

Isn't it amazing how I can take anything anyone says and make it about myself? I'm turning into AO.

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Okay dude. THUMBS UP for putting all that info together and figuring all this out!

[Biosomniac]

Wow, I was so interested by this thread that I decided to sign up! Hope it's okay that this is my first post- I've been reading MSPA since Problem Sleuth and love it.
Um, would this troll be okay? I don't know what to use in photoshop to get that pixellated look that most of the trollsprites have, sorry:

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His horns are supposed to be finlike. There's a small rendition of his trailer at the digsite too. Items that may need clarification: Germinating seedlings in trays on table, cushion and tea on floor by scattered Tomes, sound system setup at workstation.

Enmak Kreyton [taciturnEcologist]
Text Colour: #669933
Typing quirk: Speaks in short, terse, but verbose sentences. Periods are replaced with semicolons.
Personality/Interests: Enmak lives on a secluded palaeontological dig site in the badlands of Alternia, laying low after an incident involving one or more CHARMING LASSES and OVERPROTECTIVE CUSTODIANS. While he is not a hardcore gamer, he does kill time with indie games after nightfall, when he's not foolish enough to venture outside the digsite, even with his bodyguard. His interests include LITERATURE, GARDENING and, when he thinks noone is around, CLASSICAL DANCE. A life of physical labour outdoors in pursuit of more REMAINS has left him physically capable, and keen on NATURE SURVIVALISM.
Shirt Symbol: A simple symbol that I admittedly made up.
Strife Specibus: Pickkind.

Incoming messages:

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-- taciturnEcologist [tE] began trolling SGrubLobby --
[tE]: Oh gog what is going on?
[tE]: I return from cataloging samples; At the workshed; and my coworker has absconded;
[tE]: Can't find him anywhere; And now meteors falling in distance;
[tE]: Hold on; Found note from coworker;
[tE]: Reads: Don't Panic. Run SGRUB on your desktop. Installed it when you were gone. Talk to other players. They will help you. I've already entered the medium.
[tE]: Well, damnation; Seems this is an escape route?
[tE]: see Server and Client options; No idea what to do;

I'm new to this whole thing, but I'll try to make more stuff.

[Aerok12]

Well, it was mostly wild assumptions and shoehorning, so it wasn't that hard.[/waytoomodest]

BRB, working on collecting all our convos/devments so far.

@Bio:Lol, your eyes are like the opposite of mine. Anyway, that is a great first post! Also, you can get troll sprites from the OP and build with that if you want it Homestuck style. Of course, you can just keep using your style if you want.

[Biosomniac]

Well, I tinkered with the sprite templates and produced this:



taciturnEcologist, now in patented Homestuckvision!

As a side note, a later technique he's going to pickup is totally going to be called "Them sparklin' baby-blues".

[KumaZone]

hell yes handsome archeologist, you are the best new poster

[Doctor Tess]

A first post? In my thread? It's more likely than you think.

Welcome, dude.

e: also, 150th troll, if I've counted correctly!! Woohoo!

[lighdramon]

Woohoo, another new troll! Welcome, Bio!

[Tam Lin]

Lusi. Sometimes they can be such a bother.

[KumaZone]

> Deal w/ it *shades.app*

[LuckyDerek]

Oh yeah, Aerok. My troll's name.

"Taynix Cayvil"

[crash826]

*dynamicApathete began trolling lightningBravado*

dA: G:AGH:
dA: F:EMA:LE
dA: I A:M F:EMA:LE:
dA: B:LUH: B:LUH:
dA: W:HY I:S I:T T:HAT: E:VER:YONE T:HIN:KS I A:M M:ALE!
dA: G:AAA:AAAAAA:AAAAAH zzz(>)

*dynamicApathete has set mood to RANCOROUS*

*dynamicApathete stopped trolling lightningBravado*