TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Doctor Tess]

Aww snap! Nice work there.

I hope someone else has suggestions for a name because I have no clue.

[Ikuzo]

@Phantom: I PMed a reply just now to something you sent, (which didn't show up on e-mail so that's why I didn't notice it) but I'm not sure if that's what you were talking about.

[KumaZone]

You are basicaly the most dedicated person, and I hereby nomiate you for king of awesome
What is this "Relative Xing" stuff, I would like to know

Also, I suggest we be Team Super Special Awesome Freinds Forever Extreme Danger Combat Force Battle Squad 9000

[Azreal DeGeist]

Okay, trying this again.


#556B2F
Weapon: TaserKind
Modus:Array of Trees


You are now AZREAL DEGEIST.

You happen to be BALD because of an experiment gone wrong that fried all of your hair folicles. Forever. You spend most of your time MAKING VARIOUS MECHANICAL MONSTROSITIES that vary from SAFE FOR EVEN BABIES to DOOMSDAY DEVICES. You have quite a few IRONS IN THE FIRE, whatever the heck that means.

You refuse to take part in EXTREME ROLEPLAYING, as one of your friends had his eyesight ruined and his Lusus killed.

Your TrollTag is accentuatedReactor and you like to talk 1n 4 v3ry +3ch 54vvy m4nn3r.

[LuckyDerek]

No idea for a group name right now but I will think about that today. If I come up with anything good I'll be sure to let you guys know and stuff. I'm coming up with an intro and "Things you are interested in" page for Taynix right now so I'll post something like that when I finish it! Either today or tomorrow most likely.

[McKnackus Theoneth]

I'm back!

Tam Lin, I'll be sending you a PSD of MK's room shortly. That way we can get our server-host thing underway whenever you're ready.

[crash826]

I think I need a new team.

[Aerok12]

CB:h☄y.
CB:i ain't n☼ grub.
CB:i'm a ☾☄rtifi☄☽ astr☼va☽☄r in training.
CB:g☄t that thr☼ugh y☼ur h☄a☽ bub.
((okay, this is seriously the most annoying quirk. to type and to read))

A disgruntled young girl glares at her computer. What is her name?
(Warning:HUUUUUGE)Automatic forum smallifying FTW

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Your name is PHASMA SURAC.

You have just gotten through telling off some condescending jerkface.

You, like any other troll, have a variety of interests, one of them being a love of BLOOD-DRINKING IMMORTALS, especially ones that SPARKLE. You also enjoy SPIRALS and other forms of FRACTAL GEOMETRY. You find the COSMOS fascinating, even building your hive with a built-in OBSERVATORY. You yearn to be an ASTROVADER one day.

Your trolltag is cantankerousBloodsucker, and, h☄y. y☼u sp☄ak in a way that ☽isplays y☼ur v☄n☄rati☼n f☼r gala☆i☄s stars m☼☼ns and ☾☼m☄ts alik☄.

And because I'm too nice:

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Name:Dreled Toinoc
Trolltag:rainbowCritic
Quirk:Changes color according to her mood.
FF3AD9 when happy/proud.
8B00CC when romantic.
0052FF when sarcastic/lying.
78FFFF when sad/disappointed.
6DAE21 when pleading/fearful.
E1D800 when embarrassed/shy/nervous/jealous.
FF7818 when excited.
DB6415 when disgusted.
FF1C1C when angry.
DBDBDB when confused.
818181 when emotionless/uncaring/neutral/transitioning.
0F0F0F when demanding.
Power:Her blood color ACTUALLY CHANGES.magic rainbow blood clearly she and Karkat are related
Weapon:Songkind
Modus:Melody. Each item is assigned a melody. You have to remember the melody and sing/play it perfectly to retrieve it.
Symbol:A Note with a Peace sign.
Age:4/9
Lusus:A Phoenix.
Appearance:Multicolored clothing and makeup. Hat with all the colors on it.
Personality:Very opinionated, and will criticize you to hell for not holding the exact same views as her. Adores turtles and fashion, diespite most trolls not caring. Lives underwater, despite not being an actual sea-dweller. Has an underwater hive for this, with an opening on the surface for air and her lusus. Also likes singing obviously. ALSO, FRIENDS WITH PHASMA?!?!?
Team:Not Fully Formed
Speech Sample:No

Now has a Formspring!

Yeah, my sister told her friend about how I made her a troll, and she nagged me until I made a troll for her. I probably won'till RP her, butecause that's just the sort of needless complexity I've come to expect from myself

[Red Pen]

Crosspost from the fanart thread. (I figured it kind of belonged here.)



Your name is NAJASH GUIVRE.

You like listening to MUSIC, and sometimes you write and record your own. You've created several secret SONGS that will send you into a BERSERKER RAGE, which naturally you listen to as much as possible because of how cool they sound! Your strife specibus is set to GARROTEKIND, which is handily compatible with any kind of ROPE, WIRE, THREAD, etcetera, but mostly you just use your PREHENSILE HAIR.

You're not really sure why none of your friends ever want to come over.

Your trolltag is copperheadRhythm and you ssspeak with an unnerving rasssp. (And sssometimesss when you're in the proper mood / iambic pentameter happensss too.)

[mediokreKarapase]

And then this happened:



Your name is MARNIX KRAY

You're a PRETTY COOL GUY you suppose. Perhaps the coolest ever. Or at least you enjoy telling people that. Feigned overconfidence is where it's at. All the cool kids are doing it.

But in all seriousness, you are pretty chill. You have a VARIETY OF INTERESTS, among which is EXTREME ROLEPLAYING. Your hive is strewn with PARAPHENALIA of various origins. You are a chronic LIAR and will usually answer any question you're presented with with whatever first comes to mind, only to answer truthfully if your answer is challenged. It's sort of sarcastic or something, you don't know. Your strife specibus is currently configured to CROSSBOWKIND. You're not entirely certain where you found it.

As a few points of interest, your Fetch Modi is LEGOBIN, which is just about the most frustrating thing ever, as it allows you to access any item, until the time comes when you actually need it for something. The symbol adorning your sick threads is of Pluto, which is a throwback to Scorpio, which is represented again via your Lusus.

Your trolltag is mediokreKarapase and the letter 'si' is dead to you. Furthurmore, you use the letter k whenever you kan.

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-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began pestering someone --

MK: A good day to you my stalwart kompanion.
MK: I sertainly hope that things are going well for you.
MK: By whish I mean I really don't kare in the slightest.
MK: But no, seriously, how goes it?
MK: I resived word that you have prokured yourself a kopy of a sertain piese of software.
MK: I may or may not have a similar piese of software in my possetion.
MK: It is my professional oppinion that we should fire said software up.
MK: In the name of awesome.
MK: Aktivate pretty kool fun time!

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] ceased pestering someone --
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I really need to get around to making a better picture of him, because he is pretty cool guy.

[crash826]

The letter "si?"

EDIT: OH NOW I GET IT

[mediokreKarapase]

Yes. The letter C. It's hard to say a letter when you're not allowed to use it. Cut me some slack. :|

[KumaZone]

Was working on this with Mezzo~

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-- SleepingBeast[SB] began trolling musicalExpirator[ME]--

SB: WH@T D!D YOU DO!?
SB: EYE FOUND MY LUSUS DE@D, NOW HE'S !NS!DE SOME WE!RD GLOW!NG BUBBLE, AND NOW EYE'M STUCK @T THE BOTTOM OF SOME GOG FORS@KEN C@VERN!!
ME: 1 D1DN'7 DO AN7H1NG!
ME: 1 FOUND YOUR LU5U5 AND 17 WAS DEAD
ME: AND YOU 7HREW 17 1N7O YOUR 5E1SURE BUBBLE
ME: AND 7HEN 57UFF HAPPENED!
ME: 7HA7'5 HOW 7H15 GAME WORK5!
SB: FUCK!NG L!ES
SB: EYE KNOW YOU K!LLED H!M, JUST L!KE YOU K!LLED My FRE!ND!
SB: YOU
SB: YOU
SB: DOUBLE MURDERER
ME: 1
ME: 1
ME: 1 ONLY K1LLED 7HE O7HER GUY BECAU5E HE WA5 7RY1NG 7O 57AB ME!
ME: 1 D1Dn'7 K1LL YOUR LU5U5!
ME: Here, 1'll 5end you p1c7ure5.
ME: 7ha7'5 h1m ju57 a5 1 found 17.
SB: How do eye know you're not ly!ng to me!?
SB: Why d!dn't you just tell me befor!?
SB: Eye just
SB: @@@RG
ME: YOU KNOW WHA7?
ME: 1'M 5ORRY 7HA7 1 5AVED YOU.
ME: 1 5HOULD HAVE JU57 LE7 YOU D1E.
SB: M@YBE YOU SHOULD H@VE
SB: EYE H@D MY OWN GROUP, WE WERE GO!NG TO DO TH!S TOGETHER
SB: But
SB: !t's to l@te now. there's noth!ng we c@n do @bout !t
ME: Le7 me gue55.
ME: You were go1ng 7o 57ar7 play1ng w17h 7ha7 douchebag guy who k1ll5 7h1ng5 1n 7he names of h15 1mag1nary god5?
SB: DON'T YOU FUCKING T@LK @BOUT M!ESTO L!KE TH@T
SB: You don't know h!m l!ke we d!d
SB: He
SB: He only w@nted wh@t w@s best for the world
ME: He 5acr1f1ced h15 Lu5u5.
ME: He wen7 off 7he deep end a long 71me ago.
SB: Th@t's not true, you're ly!ng!!
SB: How would you even know someth!ng l!ke th@t!?
ME: 1 wa7ched h1m do 17.
ME: He d1d 17 1n 7he m1ddle of a Flarp 5e551on.
ME: He'5 al5o 7he one 7ha7 5crewed up my eye5.
SB: Th@t's
SB: oh my gog
SB: Eye don't even know wh@t to th!nk r!ght now
ME: And he wa5 7he one 7ha7 5e7 me up wh1le 1 wa5 571ll bl1nd
ME: 5o 7ha7 Marqu15e 5p1nnere7 M1ndfang would k1ll me
ME: Bu7 my Lu5u5 1n7erv1ned and 5he wa5 k1lled.
SB: So wh@t my brother s@!d was r!ght, he !S a lun@t!c
SB: Eye'm so sorry
SB: You weren't ly!ng, @nd everyth!ng eye thought about you w@s wrong
SB: Eye feel l!ke @n !d!ot
ME: You are an 1d1o7.
ME: 1'm pre77y 5ure we've had 7ha7 conver5a71on before.
ME: Hold on, 1 ju57 heard 5ome7h1ng 1n 7he room benea7h me.

-- musicalExpirator[ME] ceased trolling SleepingBeast[SB]--



You'd notice a rather distressing sound behind you if you werent crying like a little nook suckler

[AlfalfaJoe]

HOLY CRAP Alimus Prime and Red Pen.

I mean, good gravy. Just. Just. I don't know what to say.

Overcoming that verbal obstacle, your trolls are AMAZING.

I love them.

Oh, and thanks for all the positive feedback on my update guys, you're all awesome! Maybe I'll put something else up in another few months hahahahahahahaI'm so lazy.

[Kisuki]

-- cantankerousBloodsucker [CB] began trolling acromaniacZiggurat [AZ] and intangibleAssassin [IA] --
CB:h☄y.
CB:☄ith☄r ☼f y☼u guys g☼t that gam☄.
CB:sburb.
CB:if y☼u ☽☼ play with m☄.
CB:☼r ☄ls☄.

-- acromaniacZiggurat [AZ] began trolling cantankerousBloodsucker [CB]--
AZ: I'll jusTT overlook your TThreaTTening underTTone, noTT because I'm afraid of you, or anyTThing.
AZ: Well, maybe I'm jusTT a liTTTTle afraid of you, buTT, mosTTly, I jusTT really wanTT TTo play TThis game. :|
AZ: I heard you geTT TTo build sTTuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZ: So, I can be your server, if you have TThe clienTT ready.
AZ: Here, I'll TTry TTo connecTT.

[Aerok12]

CB: h☄y.
CB: s☼rry.
CB: but i alr☄a☽y g☼t a s☄rv☄r.
CB: i h☼p☄ y☼u hav☄ a fun tim☄ ☾☼nn☄cting with n☼ ☼n☄.
CB: i'm sur☄ y☼u tw☼ kn☼w ☄a☾h ☼th☄r quit☄ w☄ll.
CB: m☄anwhil☄.
CB: i'll just b☄ sitting h☄r☄.
CB: waving my s☄rv☄r ☽isk ar☼un☽.
CB: whil☄ ta☾iturn☄☾☼l☼gist can just wait t☼ g☄t blast☄☽ by a m☄tri☾ ☾rap t☼n of ☄☆trat☄rr☄strial mat☄rial ☾☼lli☽ing with alt☄rnia's atm☼sph☄r☄.
CB: ☽umbbutt.

Still true to her name...

Also, Doc, I sent you a PM. I don't know if you got it or not. Just wanted to let you know in case it didn't go through.

[Kisuki]

-- acromaniacZiggurat [AZ] began trolling cantankerousBloodsucker [CB]--

AZ: Ok, sorry.
AZ: WaiTT, I shouldn'TT be apologizing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AZ: Well, acTTually, forgeTT TThaTT, I am sorry. I guess I did wasTTe some precious minuTTes, of yours. :|
AZ: ...WaiTT again, whaTT's wiTTh all TThaTT ranTTing, abouTT spacial wasTTe, hiTTTTing TThe planeTT? WhaTT TThe fuck?
AZ: I TThink I'll have a liTTTTle chaTT, wiTTh TThis TTE, maybe I'm can connecTT wiTTh him.
AZ: This way I don' have TTo deal wiTTh a senseless, deranged, psycho who TTypes in a way as foolish as is unreadable.
AZ:...
AZ: Keep in TTouch. :|


I think my troll likes being bullied xD

-- acromaniacZiggurat [AZ] began trolling taciturnEcologist [TE]--

AZ: Hey, I heard you are in quiTTe a pickle, TTough I didn’TT undersTTand TThe whole TThing, very well ...
AZ: Anyways, if iTT is abouTT TThis game, I TThink I can help, probably. :|
AZ: I have a server copy, and I'm looking for a clienTT, so, whaTT do you say?

[compulsiveInventor]

Let's look at this specimen...

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Your name is SULLFI BENZOC.

You are fond of cute things. But your favorite is your party of STUFFED ANIMALS that you frequently dress up in your collection of SUBMARINE SUBMONARCH DRESSES. You, too, dress up in your dresses. They make you feel PRETTY and like a CUTE THING. You also enjoy LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING with CANON CHARACTERS of which there are ONLY THREE. You feel like you might like EXTREME ROLEPLAYING, but sometimes it just seems too... EXTREME. You like GAMES but are very BAD at them and often give up quickly.

Your greatest aspiration is to become a great and powerful GIRL SUBMARINE SUBMONARCH. You plan to RISE TO THE RANKS OF THE PURPLEBLOODS by MARRIAGE or BLOOD TRANSFUSION or BOTH. Your trolltag is esurientCzarina and you speak inn a dignified yet adorable manner~!


(Alright guys, be trolls with me. :3 -- Yay colors~ Thanks for the hints)

[Aerok12]

*hint* use hexadecimal. e.g. FF0066 or DDA0DD or whatever you're using. *hint*

[compulsiveInventor]

Ahhhh, thank you.

[Aerok12]

No prob.

[mediokreKarapase]

Very nice. It is my professional opinion that Ms. Benzoc is adorable and an interesting sounding character.

[mezzoEmrys]

Very nice. It is my professional opinion that Ms. Benzoc is adorable and an interesting sounding character.

My opinion is the same.
2 out of 2 forumites agree:
Ms. Benzoc is adorable and an interesting sounding character.

[Aerok12]

I also agree that Ms. Benzoc is adorable and an interesting sounding character.

-- rainbowCritic [RC] began trolling esurientCzarina [EC] --

RC: Ugh.
RC: What is your problem?
RC: Everyone knows "cute" went out of style four lunar cycles ago.
RC: Moron.
RC: Anyway, I got a problem.
RC: There are some huge-ass meteors hurtling toward my hive.
RC: Water keeps splashing in.
RC: I heard this game, Sgrub or whatever, will make the meteors stop.
RC: Or something.
RC: It doesn't matter.
RC: Either way, you're going to play it with me.
RC: Now load it up.
RC: And don't be stupid.

Ms. Toinoc, however, does not.

I think I'm living up to my title quite well, don't you think? Also, sorry, Dreled is a bit mean sometimes(you may want to look back at her character sheet to tell her emotions). So yeah, I'm RPing her(as well as two other trolls) because I am crazy. Good day.

[compulsiveInventor]

EC: Ummmm~
EC: Sorry, but I promised to play with a friend of mine already~
EC: I'mm waiting for himm to get his discs~!
EC: And I have to keep my promises~!
EC: You understand, right?
EC: Maybe after he gets his discs we can play together?

! I'm glad you all like her so far.