TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[mars7a]

If you wouldn't mind add to typing quirk:

Double 'S'

[Alphadin]

-- dairyConnoisseur [dC] began trolling TriEye at [17:27] --
[dC]:A meteor just crashed outside my crappy apartment.
[dC]: I dont think that's a good sign.
[TE]: Diary, I've sent you a code you can can do it single player style
[dC]: (Also, I'm really having fun with these shenanigans as well.)
[dC]: But that would be cheating.
[dC]: Wouldn't the game get pissed at me?
[TE]: Nope
[TE]: It bruised me, but then It accepted it.
[TE]: If you can take a bruise, Use the code
[dC]: I would much rather do it all proper and shit.
[dC]: But if I'm gonna die.
[dC]: Guess I need to man up.
[dC]: Troll up
[dC]: Whatever
[TE]: Because of this
[dC]: Can there be multiple hosts to one client?
[dC]: Would that be crazy?
[TE]: I could host for you dC
[TE]: Since i'm doing nothing
[dC]: Okay, so... What do I do?
[TE]: Run the Client
[TE]: You will be prompt to multiple hosts. Pick TE
[TE]: Hold on....
[TE]: dC
[TE]: You better hurry
[TE]: 3 More hours until impact
[TE]: I'm good at this stuff
[dC]: Oh, three hours, good.
[dC]: Now... where the fuck is my disk?
-- dairyConnoisseur [dC] ceased trolling TriEye At [17:36] --

[aphoticConniver]

AC: So, siht thing deppop up ni my moor.
AC: There's a timer.
AC: Should I be deirrow?
AC: Also, sereht a llab.
AC: What od I od?

Anyone want to be my host?

[beesmygod]

-- archaicArctoid [AA] began pestering everyone --
AA: okay so like~
AA: is that little glowy orb supposed to be able to maim you~
AA: because im literally aesthetically crippled now/ it/ uh~
AA: ...ate my horn~
AA: well most of it anyway/ im so lopsided you might as well use me as the words ugliest coat rack so long as you only have one coat you want to hang up~
AA: oh god everyones going to laugh at me next time they see me~
AA: how do i get it to cough it up seriously/ i cant go out looking like this~
AA: whats it supposed to do anyway/ i fed it my old stuffed...human animal thing and it was kinda endearing for a while/ ~
AA: then i bumped into it and its all extra horrible now~
AA: im extra horrible now~
AA: oh god no one look at their screens right now~
AA: im not crying i just...~
AA: shut up~

-- archaicArctoid [AA] ceased pestering everyone --

[Mme Sparklecakes XVII]

]hopefully this will get some fresh blood in the art forum anyway.

You didn't honestly believe this, did you?

[Ozymandias]

Hey! My blood is totally fresh! Like some kind of prince-like person from someplace in California. Fresher than the lettuce in the produce aisle! Fresher than the gumbo in New Orleans! Fresh like a gum-based minty tooth-whitening product with commercials that imply it gives you frost breath!

[Lady Drakonis]

Posting this here for posterity and detail(HEY GUYS I'M NOT DEAD OLOLOL).

Chumhandle: audiophilicAdenine (AA)
Text: #800080
Typing: All commas and periods replaced by ellipses (question marks and exclamation marks are preceded by an ellipse). Starts a lot of sentences with "uh" or "heh".
Pic: http://s648.photobucket.com/albums/uu20 ... ne0001.jpg
Personality: Sarcastic and generally confusing in trolling efforts. Often loses interest partway through to babble on enthusiastically about various interests in music, biology and recent discoveries in item alchemy. Rarely outright mean, quite even-tempered, in fact. Terribly awkward.
Shirt: Alchemical symbol for silver
Weapon: musicstandkind


AA: Uh...
AA: So... uh... I guess I'm stuck doing this lousy trolling thing... bloody fantastic...
AA: It's like... uh, why even bother... I'm sure the others will get to you eventually...
AA: Uh... yeah... screw this... you heard any good bands lately...?
AA: I... uh... bought a good album yesterday... hold on and I'll send you a link to one of their music vids...
AA: Or... uh... wait wait... you got an alchemiter handy...?
AA: Heh... okay... you gotta try this if you can...
AA: Uh... Desk Lamp && Potted Cactus... I swear... it will blow your fucking mind...!

[Alphadin]

Tess, Put that i Made the Irc >:c

[Doctor Tess]

There's a link to the IRC in the first post.

Unless you meant to give you credit for it, in which case fine mister I-want-recognition

[Phrawger]

-- footlooseShaman [FS] has begun pestering audiophilicAdenine [AA] --
FS: OkaY SO i TrieD ThaT LamP CactuS ThinG FoR ThE HelL OF IT
FS: BecausE YoU SeemeD CooL AnD TherE Aren'T ManY OF US WhO DiG EartH MusiC
FS: NeedlesS TO SaY i AM NoW SeventeeN ShadeS OF BotH BlacK AnD BluE
FS: i AM CurrentlY ExperiencinG NeedleS IN PlaceS i ThoughT IT ImpossiblE TO BE NeedleD
FS: I'M PrettY SurE There'S a LearninG ExperiencE SomewherE TO BE SeeN BuT ThE BlindinG DooM CactuS IS MakinG ThingS a BiT HazY
-- footlooseShaman [FS] ceased pestering audiophilicAdenine [AA] --

[Alphadin]

I lol'd at what you put.
I just wanted a simple " Thanks to Alphadin for proving the IRC"
But thats good.

[Doctor Tess]

Well good because I was thinking about calling you a "stupid dumbface" instead

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joking i swear

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maybe

[Lady Drakonis]

-- audiophilicAdenine [AA] has begun pestering footlooseShaman [AA] --
AA: Uh... oh dear... maybe it was Desk Lamp || Potted Cactus... it was a whole lot cooler when I made it...
AA: Sort of a... uh... suave green spiky bioluminescent plant-lamp instead of a... uh... heh... blinding doom cactus...
AA: But... uh... yeah... found some earth music a while ago... some of it is good... some of it is crap...
AA: I've... uh... exhausted most of our bands... the ones worth listening to at any rate... kind of a lot to dig through... got bored... needed a bit of a change...
AA: The... uh... crap-to-awesome ratio is about the same for our music as earth music... I guess...
AA: I... uh... still find some of our stuff to be more... uh... inspired...
AA: Many more... uh... decades of musical experience...
AA: Uh... those earth folk are getting there... though... If their planet wasn't... uh... doomed... it would have been good to hear what they... uh.... came up with in a few decades' time...

-- audiophilicAdenine [AA] ceased pestering footlooseShaman [FS] --

[Eloquent]

O-oh shoot. Am I too late to hop aboard the troll express?

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Chumhandle: cursoryFormicidae
Text color: #808040
Quirk: She normally ends in the middle of a sentence and then pick up from there later. You can tell when it ends with two dashes. The second part of the sentence will start with a single dash.
Personality: She loves daydreaming and spacing out. Rather naive and doesn't understand much other than chemistry. A bit careless. Friendly and rather social.
Trenchcoat: She's got that ant mandible symbol on her left shoulder
Weapon: chemicalkind



cF: heeyyy, you guys
cF: is anyone--
cF: did you all ditch meee?
cF: there are a lot--
cF: it's kind of--
cF: -there?
cF: fine, don't be there
cF: -scary
cF: -of weird flaming stars falling
cF:

[Alphadin]

--TriEye[TE] Started trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP] at ???--

[TE]: I could help on you on your Sburb Run if your More active on trollslum.
[TE]: I did help make sburb.
--TriEye[TE] Ceased trolling ficticiousPhysician [FP] at ???--


More info, He helped make sburb.

[Phrawger]

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-- audiophilicAdenine [AA] has begun pestering footlooseShaman [AA] --
AA: Uh... oh dear... maybe it was Desk Lamp || Potted Cactus... it was a whole lot cooler when I made it...
AA: Sort of a... uh... suave green spiky bioluminescent plant-lamp instead of a... uh... heh... blinding doom cactus...
AA: But... uh... yeah... found some earth music a while ago... some of it is good... some of it is crap...
AA: I've... uh... exhausted most of our bands... the ones worth listening to at any rate... kind of a lot to dig through... got bored... needed a bit of a change...
AA: The... uh... crap-to-awesome ratio is about the same for our music as earth music... I guess...
AA: I... uh... still find some of our stuff to be more... uh... inspired...
AA: Many more... uh... decades of musical experience...
AA: Uh... those earth folk are getting there... though... If their planet wasn't... uh... doomed... it would have been good to hear what they... uh.... came up with in a few decades' time...

-- audiophilicAdenine [AA] ceased pestering footlooseShaman [FS] --

-- footlooseShaman [FS] has begun pestering audiophilicAdenine [AA] --

FS: OH MaN
FS: i AM FeelinG PrettY Humble RighT NoW
FS: We'rE TalkinG EartH JeguS LevelS OF HumilitY AT ThE MomenT
FS: ThiS GlowinG NeedlebalL IS KickasS
FS: ThougH i ShoulD ProbablY WeaponizE ThE OtheR OnE
FS: AT AnY RatE. EartH MusiC IS PrettY HiT AnD MisS. i AgreE
FS: i MeaN "SgT. PepperS LonelY HeartS CluB BanD" IS PrettY WickeD BuT IT StilL PaleS IN ComparisoN TO ThE DebuT AlbuM OF "PosT-RocK AlternativE TechnO RemiX CountrY ParodY FolK BanD WitH OnE GirL DrummeR AnD a SaxophonE"
FS: NoT MucH DeptH FroM EartH StufF BuT It'S GoT HearT

-- footlooseShaman [FS] ceased pestering audiophilicAdenine [AA] --

[Doctor Tess]

You're never too late for the troll express! Welcome aboard.



-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] began pestering triEye [TE] --

FP: llook ii ddon't nneed yyour hhelp wwith tthis sstupid ggame aalright...
FP: ii'm ffine...
FP: mmy ssprite's cchilling oout aand hhaving aa wwarm ccup oof ffucking ttea wwith tthe gghosts...
FP: iit's ffucking llovely uup iin hhere...
FP: aalso aare yyou sstill rrunning wwith tthat "ii hhelped mmake tthe ggame" llie ccome oon mman tthat's rridiculous...
FP: yyou're rridiculous...
FP: wwho wwould mmake aa ggame tthis ssadistic aanyway...
FP: ii'd llike tto iintroduce tthem tto aa ffriend oof mmine...
FP: iit's ccalled mmy sscalpel...
FP: hhope tthey llike ppain aas mmuch aas tthey sseem tto tthink wwe ddo bbecause tthey're ggonna bbe iin aa wwhole llot oof iit...

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] changed her mood to RANCOROUS --

-- ficticiousPhysician [FP] ceased pestering triEye [TE] --

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I'll be on IRC later.

[Alphadin]

-- TriEye [TE] began pestering ficticiousPhysican [FP] --
-- TriEye [TE] changed his mood to Super Pissed --
[TE]: YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I THAT I HELPED MAKE SBURB
ASK ANY OTHER TROLLS.
[TE]: LOOK AT THE DEVOLPERS. I'M THERE BTICH.
-- TriEye [TE] ceased pestering ficticiousPhysican [FP] --

[Wes]

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-- disgruntledEnigma [dE] began trolling everyone at ??? --
dE: so ive got this game. anyone wanna be my client or server?
dE: itd be appreciated. i really wanna get this game running.
dE: so a question for you all.
dE: what is the thing that devours all?
dE: sometimes it flies, and yet can crawl?
dE: it can be passed and it can be killed
dE: its measurment device can never be filled.
dE: the answer is that which i do not want to waste
dE: so someone please play with me. make haste

[Aerok12]

accompaniedOverlord [AO] began trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 21:25

AO:Hey, remember how I said there were flying imps everywhere? Yeah, well I was jumped by a group of copper ogres and they trapped me in a magical box thing! Of course, my server, sleepyArtist, chose that time to fall asleep on me, and I ended up trapped in there for, like, 2 hours! Luckily, he woke up in time to kill them and break me out. I managed to alchemize my whip with a chunk of that pinecone to create the [insert cool name here], a whip that can deflect any projectile when I spin it in a circle, destroy any magical barrier that I hit it with, attract any magical object I swing it towards, and extend when I put force into my swing. It's a pretty awesome weapon. Also, FP:Oh, okay. the way I read it implied that you scalpeled it because of my drawing. My bad .

accompaniedOverlord [AO] ceased trolling MSPAForumites [MF] at 21:39

[Lady Drakonis]

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FS: OH MaN
FS: i AM FeelinG PrettY Humble RighT NoW
FS: We'rE TalkinG EartH JeguS LevelS OF HumilitY AT ThE MomenT
FS: ThiS GlowinG NeedlebalL IS KickasS
FS: ThougH i ShoulD ProbablY WeaponizE ThE OtheR OnE
FS: AT AnY RatE. EartH MusiC IS PrettY HiT AnD MisS. i AgreE
FS: i MeaN "SgT. PepperS LonelY HeartS CluB BanD" IS PrettY WickeD BuT IT StilL PaleS IN ComparisoN TO ThE DebuT AlbuM OF "PosT-RocK AlternativE TechnO RemiX CountrY ParodY FolK BanD WitH OnE GirL DrummeR AnD a SaxophonE"
FS: NoT MucH DeptH FroM EartH StufF BuT It'S GoT HearT

-- footlooseShaman [FS] ceased pestering audiophilicAdenine [AA] --[/b][/font]

-- audiophilicAdenine [AA] has begun pestering footlooseShaman [FS] --
AA: Yeah... uh... just made the && version out of curiousity... sort of regretting it... can't think of a better use for this monstrosity other than as a deadly sylladex projectile...
AA: You... uh... launch this mofo at an... uh... ogre and they sure won't be coming back for more...
AA: I... uh... gotta agree with you on The Beatles... though... they're pretty damn fantastic...
AA: Uh... Some of their metal is pretty good too... this one... uh... band... Nightwish... pretty good stuff... I must say...
AA: Some of it... uh... sounds kind of same-y after a while... though...
AA: I... uh... can't say I've heard your band though... as for our bands... I've been listening to a lot of "Epic symphonic folk power metal with an occasional jazzy tribal influence... instrumentation consists of a full orchestra backing a band in which the members are two male guitarists... a male bassist... a male vocalist... a female vocalist... a female electric violinist... a male drummer and a female keyboard prodigy... who adds an interesting twist to the sound in the form of synths and gothic organs"
AA: I... uh... think I'm gonna take off now... though... getting a little late... here...
-- audiophilicAdenine [AA] ceased pestering footlooseShaman [FS] --

(EDIT: This topic is like the greatest, most brilliantly chaotic amalgamation of fan-art, Fan-fan-art, fan-adventure and RP I have ever laid eyes on. )

[aphoticConniver]

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-- disgruntledEnigma [dE] began trolling everyone at ??? --
dE: so ive got this game. anyone wanna be my client or server?
dE: itd be appreciated. i really wanna get this game running.
dE: so a question for you all.
dE: what is the thing that devours all?
dE: sometimes it flies, and yet can crawl?
dE: it can be passed and it can be killed
dE: its measurment device can never be filled.
dE: the answer is that which i do not want to waste
dE: so someone please play with me. make haste

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] began trolling disgruntledEnigma [dE] at ??? --
AC: Dude, I will eb your tneilc.
AC: I t'ndid leav tey.
AC: But thgir now, I have ot go peels.
AC:....

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] ceased trolling disgruntledEnigma [dE] at ??? --

[Wes]

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-- disgruntledEnigma [dE] began trolling everyone at ??? --
dE: so ive got this game. anyone wanna be my client or server?
dE: itd be appreciated. i really wanna get this game running.
dE: so a question for you all.
dE: what is the thing that devours all?
dE: sometimes it flies, and yet can crawl?
dE: it can be passed and it can be killed
dE: its measurment device can never be filled.
dE: the answer is that which i do not want to waste
dE: so someone please play with me. make haste

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] began trolling disgruntledEnigma [dE] at ??? --
AC: Dude, I will eb your tneilc.
AC: I t'ndid leav tey.
AC: But thgir now, I have ot go peels.
AC:....

-- aquaticCorsair [AC] ceased trolling disgruntledEnigma [dE] at ??? --

--disgruntledEnigma [dE] began trolling aquaticCorsair [AC] at ??? --
dE: alright, sounds good to me. ive also found myself a host
dE: this has been a worthwhile night
dE: but sleep also sounds good to me

[DrloU]

Im new to this so dont yell at me if I mess up

-- unitedSquids [US] started trolling goryCommisar [gC]

[US]: Hoo-rah!
[US]: There are no Turnips here. In America!
[US]:But we have all the blue jeans you would ever want! In America!
[US]: Hoo-Ah! In America.

[Doctor Tess]

Hey there, the typical procedure around here is to post some info on your troll first, like the stuff I've outlined in the first post. After that feel free to go nuts trolling or whatever