TROLLSLUM: A Fantroll Database

[Red Pen]

Previously, on this particular Sgrub session, Najash had just finished deploying the game machinery.




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BD: ...you-broke-my-recuperacoon.
BD: NAJASH,-WHERE-AM-I-GOING-TO-SLEEP-NOW?
CR: I needed sssomeplace to put the big sssquare thing.
CR: And it wasss in the way.
CR: Don't be a sssissssssy about it.
BD: Najaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash....-D8<}
CR: But it'sss thisss sssweet big sssquare thing! Let'sss find out what it doesss!
BD: *sighs*-Fine.
CR: I can't interact with it anymore, ssso poke it or sssomething.
BD: Alright,-alright,-keep-your-pants-on.-Yeesh.
CR: GEEZ Tolero, why would I take them off?
BD: Stop.
CR: I thought we'd essstablissshed that thisss wasss romance at it'sss palessst.
BD: Seriously,-just....-stop-there.
CR: Not at all like the beautiful black hatemance you ssshare with Karkat.
BD: Will-you-please-shut-up-about-freakin-Karkat?!
BD: You-go-have-a-hatemance-with-him,-since-you-seem-so-interested-in-it.
CR: Tolero.
CR: Asss your moirail, I ressspect your feelingsss and the fact that you totally have dibsss.
BD: I'm-seriously-done-with-this-conversation-now.
CR: I am ssso resssponsssible.
BD: Stop-talking.
BD: Err...-typing.
CR: You are pleasssed.
BD: You-get-it.
BD: Anyway,-let's-take-a-look~see-at-this-thingy.
CR: Poke the sssquare thing!

You poke the square thing. This accomplishes absolutely nothing.

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CR: Wow.
CR: What a ussselessssss piece of junk.
BD: Come-on-now.
BD: This-is-a-game.-Something-so-early-on-in-the-game-has-to-be-here-for-a-reason-right?
CR: Bored now. I'm gonna try and break it!
BD: Najash,-don't!!
CR: You weren't gonna ussse your recuperacoon anymore, right?

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BD: .....

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CR: Sssee? Now it'sss doing sssomething. Am I great at thisss game or what?
BD: It-looks-like-some-kind-of-timer.
BD: What's-going-to-happen....-I'm-curious-now.
CR: It'sss probably a countdown to your horrible greusssome death.
CR: Or it'sss making popcorn!
CR: What'sss that blue thing?
BD: ....has-Gamzee-been-giving-you-Faygo-again?
BD: You-shouldn't-drink-that-garbage.-You-know-what-it-does-to-your-already-fragile-brain.
CR: He doesssn't give it to me; hisss sssylladex periodically launchesss it at my hive.
BD: Also-what-blue~

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CR: And my brain isss the fragilessst brain.
CR: You are jealousss.
CR: Tolero?
BD: WHATISTHISTHINGIDON'TEVEN
CR: Okay well ignore it then. Sssee if that wheel on the sssquare thing will turn now that the lid'sss gone.
BD: Uh....-A~Alright-then....
BD: I'll-go-check-on-that.
BD: While-staying-as-far-away-as-possible-from-the-blue-thing.
CR: Come on you dumb wiggler, it isssn't even ssscary.
CR: I guessssss I could jussst sssquisssh it if you want.
BD: It-has-somehow-invaded-the-personal-sanctity-that-is-my-bedroom...
BD: Please-don't.
CR: It came out of the sssquare thing.
CR: I'll sssquisssh it.

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BD: Stop-it,-Najash!!
BD: Take-off-the-earbuds-and-stop-drinking-that-Faygo!
CR: Trussst me!
BD: Don't-make-me-get-Equius-invovled.-As-his-elder,-he'll-probably-do-what-I-say-with-that-weird,-slightly-masochistic-vigor-he-always-does-these~

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BD: NAJASH,-WHAT-THE-HE~
BD: NO.-Nevermind.
CR: Um.
CR: Ssso your mom isss gonna be okay with thisss, right?
BD: ....dammit-all.
BD: Pardon-my-language.
CR: Your language isss pardoned.
CR: You are grateful.
CR: I'm gonna ussse sssome of thisss build grissst ssstuff and sssee if I can fix the wall.

Uh oh. Here comes Ursa.

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BD: ....ACK.
BD: SHE'S-AWAKE.
BD: QUICK,-HIDE-THE-CURSOR.
BD: SHE-CAN'T-KNOW-I'M-PLAYING-THE-GAME.
BD: I'll-go-distract-her!-Hurry!
CR: There are a bunch of weird machinesss in your hive and a recuperacoon on your lawnring.
CR: I don't think hiding the cursssor is gonna help much oh nevermind.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

You proceed to battle your cranky goat-bear mom. It is such an epic battle that you almost wish it was animated. Oh well.
Najash helpfully posts a download link to some STRIFE MUSIC she wrote for just such an occasion.


(And thus ends everything we've RP'd so far. One of these days blacksheepDaydreamer and I will have to have another session, because this was a whole lot of fun to illustrate!)

To be continued: here!

[mediokreKarapase]

CR: Do you feel that, MK? That ssstabbing pain?
CR: That isss the blade of my ssspite. It isss sssharper than the blade of your ssspite.
CR: You could sssplit an atom with thisss ssspite.
CR: Kaboom, planet dessstroyed.
CR: You wisssh you could dessstroy planetsss with your ssspite, MK. You wisssh it.

MK: Pssh, you wish.
MK: I have no need to destroy planets with my spite.
MK: They tear themselves asunder simply at the fear of being targeted by my omnipotent spite.
MK: All of kreation is but a plaything for my spite.

Also, awesome Red.

[amnesiaDinosaur]

amnesiaDinosaur began trolling trollSlum

AD : h3110
AD : iz 4ny0n3 h3r3

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-

[crash826]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD : h3110
aD : iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t

[Nomekop]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

AD : h3110
AD : iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
SP: +[Yes.]-
SP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
CC: y32 m3 too
CC: what'2 up
CC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
SE: I am too!
SE: How isss it going for you guysss

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+

[amnesiaDinosaur]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [AD] began trolling TrollSlum --

AD : h3110
AD : iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
SP: +[Yes.]-
SP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
SE: I am too!
SE: How isss it going for you guysss
AD : n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
AD : wh473v3r 7h47 iz

[Nomekop]

SE: Meh, I don't need it any more.
SE: Dont expect me to reconnect with sssomeone elssse.

[mezzoEmrys]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [AD] began trolling TrollSlum --

AD : h3110
AD : iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
SP: +[Yes.]-
SP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
SE: I am too!
SE: How isss it going for you guysss
AD : n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
AD : wh473v3r 7h47 iz
ME: Hahaha!
ME: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
ME: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+

[crash826]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<

[crash826]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-

[empireomega]

Your name is AZILAR KAVLON.

You have known to be an extremely shy and quiet troll, mostly keeping cooped up in your LABORATORY deep in the FOREST with your lusus, an octopus, conducting HIDEOUS EXPERIMENTS on the forest WILDLIFE, TASERING anyone who pisses you off. In your spare time you research CRYPTOZOOLOGY, such as the MOTHTROLL and the ALTERNIA JERSEY DEVIL. Your trolltag is sanityDenied and your TONE rises AND lowers UNCONTROLLABLY.

[crash826]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-
cC: alr!ght, Aqu!l
cC: you should talk to 32cur!3ntCzar!na
cC: or tycoonCal!p3r
cC: !n th3 m3antim3, f!nd som3on3 who ha2 th3 s3rv3r
cC: and play a2 th3!r cl!3nt
cC: !'ll wa!t wh!l3 you all do that

[amnesiaDinosaur]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-
AD : c4n i h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7 p134z3
AD : i w0u1d pr3f3r n07 b3ing cruzh3d

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-
aD: c4n i h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7 p134z3
aD: i w0u1d pr3f3r n07 b3ing cruzh3d
sP: +[I'll send you the files.]-
sP: -[But I think I need Cannibal to tell me who I'm supposed to host.]+

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] has sent "Sgrubserver.exe" and "Sgrubclient.exe" --

sP: +[I looked at the code and apparently 'SBURB' and 'SGRUB' are just different graphical interfaces for the same game.]-
sP: +['SBURB' was having a language conflict so I switched it to 'SGRUB.']-

[crash826]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-
aD: c4n i h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7 p134z3
aD: i w0u1d pr3f3r n07 b3ing cruzh3d
sP: +[I'll send you the files.]-
sP: -[But I think I need Cannibal to tell me who I'm supposed to host.]+

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] has sent "Sgrubserver.exe" and "Sgrubclient.exe" --

sP: +[I looked at the code and apparently 'SBURB' and 'SGRUB' are just different graphical interfaces for the same game.]-
sP: +['SBURB' was having a language conflict so I switched it to 'SGRUB.']-
cC: ! th!nk hurl!ngPagan n33d2 a s3rv3r
cC: a2 for th3 r32t talk to 32cur!3ntCzar!na
cC: 2h3'2 our glor!ou2 l3ad3r

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-
aD: c4n i h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7 p134z3
aD: i w0u1d pr3f3r n07 b3ing cruzh3d
sP: +[I'll send you the files.]-
sP: -[But I think I need Cannibal to tell me who I'm supposed to host.]+

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] has sent "Sgrubserver.exe" and "Sgrubclient.exe" --

sP: +[I looked at the code and apparently 'SBURB' and 'SGRUB' are just different graphical interfaces for the same game.]-
sP: +['SBURB' was having a language conflict so I switched it to 'SGRUB.']-
cC: ! th!nk hurl!ngPagan n33d2 a s3rv3r
cC: a2 for th3 r32t talk to 32cur!3ntCzar!na
cC: 2h3'2 our glor!ou2 l3ad3r
sP: -[...Pagan?]+
sP: -[Fine. I'll do it.]+
sP: +[Just keep me in the loop.]-

[hurlingPagan]

hP: WOW_YOU_GUYS_HAVE_NO_SENSE_OF_HUMOR
hP: |_SEE_NO_REASON_WHY_|D_WANT_TO_CREATE_A_SLURRY_W|T H_EVERYONE
hP: ALSO_HELLO_AD

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling TrollSlum --

aD: h3110
aD: iz 4ny0n3 h3r3
sP: +[Yes.]-
sP: +[I don't know about anyone other than myself, though.]-
cC: y32 m3 too
cC: what'2 up
cC: wa!t do you hav3 s3rv3r2 and cl!3nt2 y3t
sE: I am too!
sE: How isss it going for you guysss
sP: -[Wait, what?]+
sP: +[Is this about this 'SGrub' game people keep telling me about?]-
sP: -[Negative, I still need to find a copy.]+
aD: n0 i d0n7 h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7
aD: wh473v3r 7h47 iz
mE: Hahaha!
mE: You're go1ng 7o ge7 cru5hed by 7he me7eor5.
mE: 1 wonder 1f 1 can r1g up a 5a7ell17e 7o wa7ch...
sP: -[Wait...]+
sP: +[So appearantly cC sent me a copy after I went offline.]-
sP: +[I have a powerful computer, I'll be happy to host someone.]-
sP: -[Meteors?]+
sP: -[SGRUB is a sci-fi?]+
cC: no !t'2 not
cC: sh3 !2 b3!ng l!t3ral
cC: you w!ll l!t3rally b3 cru2h3d to d3ath
cC: by actual m3t3or2
sP: -[Wait, so, there's a meteor shower going on?]+
sP: -[I'll go outside and look, but only to prove to you that-]+
sP: >[OH SHIT METEORS]<
cC: ! ju2t 2a!d that
cC: anyway
cC: !f you ho2t 2om3on3 th3y ar3 2av3d from f!r3y d3ath
cC: by b3!ng 23nt 2om3wh3r3 2af3
cC: !'v3 got a t3am, and ! am r3cru!t!ng off!c3r
cC: w3 may b3 abl3 to spar3 a f3w mor3 2pot2
sP: -[Normally, I'd think you were insane.]+
sP: -[But I've got a nagging feeling that you're right.]+
sP: -[A nagging feeling called 20 tons of space metal hurdling straight at me.]+
sP: +[My name is Aquil, and I'm ready to play SGRUB.]-
aD: c4n i h4v3 z3rv3r c1i3n7 p134z3
aD: i w0u1d pr3f3r n07 b3ing cruzh3d
sP: +[I'll send you the files.]-
sP: -[But I think I need Cannibal to tell me who I'm supposed to host.]+

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] has sent "Sgrubserver.exe" and "Sgrubclient.exe" --

sP: +[I looked at the code and apparently 'SBURB' and 'SGRUB' are just different graphical interfaces for the same game.]-
sP: +['SBURB' was having a language conflict so I switched it to 'SGRUB.']-
cC: ! th!nk hurl!ngPagan n33d2 a s3rv3r
cC: a2 for th3 r32t talk to 32cur!3ntCzar!na
cC: 2h3'2 our glor!ou2 l3ad3r
sP: -[...Pagan?]+
sP: -[Fine. I'll do it.]+
sP: +[Just keep me in the loop.]-
hP: WOW_YOU_GUYS_HAVE_NO_SENSE_OF_HUMOR
hP: |_SEE_NO_REASON_WHY_|D_WANT_TO_CREATE_A_SLURRY_W|T H_EVERYONE
hP: ALSO_HELLO_AD
sP: -[Is that any way to converse to the server-player who is going to save your carapace?]+
sP: -[Besides, you sounded dead serious earlier.]+

[blitzkriegxd1]

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-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling surreptitiousPervert [SV] --
AV: So, Troll CASANOVA!
AV: Incited any feelings of FERVID! redrom passion lately?
AV: Any torrid affairs you'd like to tell me about in EXTENSIVE! detail?
AV: So that I may squirrel this knowledge away in my PRIVATE! cache of juicy knowledge?
SP: ;) Oh, hey baby ;)
SP: ;D yeah, I've had more than my fair share of fervid, torrid redrom affairs recently ;D
SP: B) I'm sure a pretty girl like you knows how it is... the burning passion in your breast, the flush of your partner's cheeks, breaking their heart the morning after the drone leaves... all that stuff B)
SP: :) But let's not talk about all those old girls and old affairs and whatnot :)
SP: ;) I'd much rather talk about this new fervid redrom passionate affair I've been working on... the one that involves you and me and a bottle of alternian ale, babe ;)
AV: Hahaha, I don't know about that one.
AV: I'm kind of a PRIZE! to be won. Cheap (or EXPENSIVE! I guess, you being purple and all) ale does not sway the likes of me. ;o
SP: :O oh, I see, I see :O
SP: ;) Well then, I suppose I'll just have to find more imaginative means ;)
SP: :/ Or, I guess, pay a lot of money, I suppose that could work too :/
SP: ^^; though, uh, I'd rather avoid spending a load of money ^^;
SP: :D Oh, did I mention I have a scar? :D
SP: ;) A sexy scar ;)
SP: ;D ladies love a sexy scar, right? ;D
SP: B) Cause ladies like the badboys, and the badboys have sexy scars B)
SP: :) Right? :)
AV: Um. Well.
AV: I guess some ladies get EXCITED! about those things.
AV: I'm just looking for someone who... clicks.
AV: Someone I look at and think, OH MY GOG!
AV: I'M GOING TO HATE/PITY THIS LOSER FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS!
AV: That kind of sparkles and musclebeast crap romance.
AV: I know, I don't really look like the kind of girl you might EXPECT! that from.[color=ccooff]SP: :o Oh, I see. :o
SP: :/ That's alright, I can understand that :/
SP: ;) Of course there is always the chance that I'm the one who'll click ;)
SP: :D Feeling any sudden excessive feelings of hate/pity swelling in your chest at the sight of me? :D
SP: :/ Eh, probably not :/
SP: ^^ But I understand, I do ^^
SP: ^^; I'm not usually one for real romance, you know, matespritship and kismesissitude... I mostly just flirt... a lot ^^;
SP: ^///^ But under that, I sorta guess I hope for the same thing, someday, maybe ^///^
SP: ;p That is, if I ever actually get tired of flirting with gorgeous grubs like yourself ;p

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-- surreptitiousPervert [sP] began trolling Trollslum --
sP: ;) hey babes ;)
sP: :/ And hello guys, too. :/
sP: ;) So, any ladies in the house? ;)
sP: ;3 Preferably lonely ones, who need fella to talk to? ;3
sP: -[Nonononono- wait, let me piece this together.]+
sP: -["I'm not ... into ... flirting ... with the opposite gender"]+
sP: -[That's what you said.]+
sP: -[I think you need to get your genders straight.]+
sP: O.o what are you doing back here? O.o
sP: O.O oh gosh, I said that? O.O
sP: >///< Jeez, did you have to put that here in the open chat? >///<
sP: >< I was flustered and disconcerted and you can't possibly expect be to be able to think clearly under those conditions ><
sP: ^^; Now, uh, I'm sorry I, you know, left like that... but do you think, maybe, you could, you know, not post stuff like that in the open chat anymore? ^^;
sP: :/ slip ups like that kill my chances with the ladies, everyone doesn't need to see that :/
sP: -[I'm not the one who automatically assumes everyone's gender to be female by default.]+
sP: -[I mean, jeez, is that all you ever talk about?]+
sP: -[Girls, girls girls. Y'know, that's real easy to get sick of.]+
sP: >:( Of course I talk about other stuff! >:(
sP: :/ Just usually more often with guys, and I don't talk to a lot of guys, and rarely for very long, cause I usually hit on them by mistake and then get flustered and leave to find a girl to talk to :/
sP: :o but, uh, if you want something else to talk about... I don't suppose you'd know anything about Troll Chess, would you? :o
sP: +[Chess?]-
sP: +[Of course.]-
sP: -[What, didn't think a red blood could play chess?]+
SP: ^^; No no, of course not, I'm not a biggot ^^;
SP: ^^; I hardly ever take notice of blood color, really, it's not a big deal ^^;
SP: :/ I mean honestly, that would restrict my flirting range to less than half the hemospectrum, and that's no fun :/
SP: :o But, uh, let's forget about that, no need to dwell on it :o
SP: ^^; I just didn't know if you knew about it, is all ^^;
SP: :) So, are you any good at it? :)
SP: :) what's your favorite play? :)
SP: :D mine is the Reverse Occam's Razor Gambit, you know, the one where you use your Archagent to backstab their Glorious Monarch? :D
SP: ^^ always such a fantastic move when it's pulled off right ^^

-- surreptitiousPervert [SP] began trolling TrollSlum (again) --
SP: o.O Woah, woah, wait, meteors? o.O
SP: O_O There's meteors coming? O_O
SP: O.O are they coming here too? O.O
SP: :( Oh god, how do I get out of this? :(
SP: ;_; I don't wanna die from random meteors I didn't know about until just now! ;_;

[crash826]

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-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling surreptitiousPervert [SV] --
AV: So, Troll CASANOVA!
AV: Incited any feelings of FERVID! redrom passion lately?
AV: Any torrid affairs you'd like to tell me about in EXTENSIVE! detail?
AV: So that I may squirrel this knowledge away in my PRIVATE! cache of juicy knowledge?
SP: ;) Oh, hey baby ;)
SP: ;D yeah, I've had more than my fair share of fervid, torrid redrom affairs recently ;D
SP: B) I'm sure a pretty girl like you knows how it is... the burning passion in your breast, the flush of your partner's cheeks, breaking their heart the morning after the drone leaves... all that stuff B)
SP: :) But let's not talk about all those old girls and old affairs and whatnot :)
SP: ;) I'd much rather talk about this new fervid redrom passionate affair I've been working on... the one that involves you and me and a bottle of alternian ale, babe ;)
AV: Hahaha, I don't know about that one.
AV: I'm kind of a PRIZE! to be won. Cheap (or EXPENSIVE! I guess, you being purple and all) ale does not sway the likes of me. ;o
SP: :O oh, I see, I see :O
SP: ;) Well then, I suppose I'll just have to find more imaginative means ;)
SP: :/ Or, I guess, pay a lot of money, I suppose that could work too :/
SP: ^^; though, uh, I'd rather avoid spending a load of money ^^;
SP: :D Oh, did I mention I have a scar? :D
SP: ;) A sexy scar ;)
SP: ;D ladies love a sexy scar, right? ;D
SP: B) Cause ladies like the badboys, and the badboys have sexy scars B)
SP: :) Right? :)
AV: Um. Well.
AV: I guess some ladies get EXCITED! about those things.
AV: I'm just looking for someone who... clicks.
AV: Someone I look at and think, OH MY GOG!
AV: I'M GOING TO HATE/PITY THIS LOSER FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS!
AV: That kind of sparkles and musclebeast crap romance.
AV: I know, I don't really look like the kind of girl you might EXPECT! that from.[color=ccooff]SP: :o Oh, I see. :o
SP: :/ That's alright, I can understand that :/
SP: ;) Of course there is always the chance that I'm the one who'll click ;)
SP: :D Feeling any sudden excessive feelings of hate/pity swelling in your chest at the sight of me? :D
SP: :/ Eh, probably not :/
SP: ^^ But I understand, I do ^^
SP: ^^; I'm not usually one for real romance, you know, matespritship and kismesissitude... I mostly just flirt... a lot ^^;
SP: ^///^ But under that, I sorta guess I hope for the same thing, someday, maybe ^///^
SP: ;p That is, if I ever actually get tired of flirting with gorgeous grubs like yourself ;p

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-- surreptitiousPervert [sP] began trolling Trollslum --
sP: ;) hey babes ;)
sP: :/ And hello guys, too. :/
sP: ;) So, any ladies in the house? ;)
sP: ;3 Preferably lonely ones, who need fella to talk to? ;3
sP: -[Nonononono- wait, let me piece this together.]+
sP: -["I'm not ... into ... flirting ... with the opposite gender"]+
sP: -[That's what you said.]+
sP: -[I think you need to get your genders straight.]+
sP: O.o what are you doing back here? O.o
sP: O.O oh gosh, I said that? O.O
sP: >///< Jeez, did you have to put that here in the open chat? >///<
sP: >< I was flustered and disconcerted and you can't possibly expect be to be able to think clearly under those conditions ><
sP: ^^; Now, uh, I'm sorry I, you know, left like that... but do you think, maybe, you could, you know, not post stuff like that in the open chat anymore? ^^;
sP: :/ slip ups like that kill my chances with the ladies, everyone doesn't need to see that :/
sP: -[I'm not the one who automatically assumes everyone's gender to be female by default.]+
sP: -[I mean, jeez, is that all you ever talk about?]+
sP: -[Girls, girls girls. Y'know, that's real easy to get sick of.]+
sP: >:( Of course I talk about other stuff! >:(
sP: :/ Just usually more often with guys, and I don't talk to a lot of guys, and rarely for very long, cause I usually hit on them by mistake and then get flustered and leave to find a girl to talk to :/
sP: :o but, uh, if you want something else to talk about... I don't suppose you'd know anything about Troll Chess, would you? :o
sP: +[Chess?]-
sP: +[Of course.]-
sP: -[What, didn't think a red blood could play chess?]+
SP: ^^; No no, of course not, I'm not a biggot ^^;
SP: ^^; I hardly ever take notice of blood color, really, it's not a big deal ^^;
SP: :/ I mean honestly, that would restrict my flirting range to less than half the hemospectrum, and that's no fun :/
SP: :o But, uh, let's forget about that, no need to dwell on it :o
SP: ^^; I just didn't know if you knew about it, is all ^^;
SP: :) So, are you any good at it? :)
SP: :) what's your favorite play? :)
SP: :D mine is the Reverse Occam's Razor Gambit, you know, the one where you use your Archagent to backstab their Glorious Monarch? :D
SP: ^^ always such a fantastic move when it's pulled off right ^^

-- surreptitiousPervert [SP] began trolling TrollSlum (again) --
SP: o.O Woah, woah, wait, meteors? o.O
SP: O_O There's meteors coming? O_O
SP: O.O are they coming here too? O.O
SP: :( Oh god, how do I get out of this? :(
SP: ;_; I don't wanna die from random meteors I didn't know about until just now! ;_;

cC: you play 2burb
cC: that'2 how you don't d!3
cC: h3r3

candiedCannibalizer has sent Sburbclient.sbr and Sburbserver.sbr

cC: you play th!2 w!th a fr!3nd to not d!3
cC: got anyon3 to play w!th?
cC: ! hav3 a t3am, you could jo!n
cC: mayb3