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[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --

AD: h3110
AD: c4n i j0in y0ur t34m
SP: -[Uh, perhaps...]+
SP: -[Pervert keeps telling me to make the last player a girl.]+
SP: +[If you really want to, I'll see what I can do. Though, frankly, I was hoping to keep myself from resorting to an odd number of players.]-
SP: +[I think jN was looking for a team, too, so there's him as well.]-
AD: 7h47z b3c4uz3 p3rv3r7 iz 4 p3rv3r7
AD: i w0u1d r3411y 1ik3 70 j0in y0ur t34m
SP: -[I had that much figured out.]+
SP: +[But he has a point about gender ratios.]-
SP: -[So I'm trying to find more girls to join.]+
SP: +[I guess I'll take 6 players, but try to recruit girls.]-
SP: -[Oh jeez I just sounded like Pervert.]+

[amnesiaDinosaur]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --

AD : h3110
AD : c4n i j0in y0ur t34m
SP: -[Uh, perhaps...]+
SP: -[Pervert keeps telling me to make the last player a girl.]+
SP: +[If you really want to, I'll see what I can do. Though, frankly, I was hoping to keep myself from resorting to an odd number of players.]-
SP: +[I think jN was looking for a team, too, so there's him as well.]-
AD : 7h47z b3c4uz3 p3rv3r7 iz 4 p3rv3r7
AD : i w0u1d r3411y 1ik3 70 j0in y0ur t34m
SP: -[I had that much figured out.]+
SP: +[But he has a point about gender ratios.]-
SP: -[So I'm trying to find more girls to join.]+
SP: +[I guess I'll take 6 players, but try to recruit girls.]-
SP: -[Oh jeez I just sounded like Pervert.]+
AD : i wi11 7ry 70 h31p y0u r3crui7 f3m413 7r011z
AD : y3z y0u did

[Marionette]

(Wooooah, this was not expected from Rizza, and I can't really figure out what's going on with her. I think her boundless energy and confidence just... broke. This is not what I intended her next move to be, but uh... I guess my characters have never listened to me before, so why should they start now? I think it's only temporary, at least. I apologize in advance for the drama.)

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now.
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+

[Marionette]

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+
AV: I'm not sure what clouding EVEN! is, I was just repeating.
AV: Anyway, I just don't know...
AV: You guys are pretty cool and all, but I'd be useless right now.
AV: But thanks for sticking up for me.
AV: I might be able to join up later. I swear to gog I'll be back to my awesome self and emerge VICTORIOUS! from this stupid little crisis.
AV: Because that's what it is. Stupid. And little. I will crush it like a giant reptilian musclebeast.
AV: Ew, that would be the worst thing to roleplay EVER!
AV: But yeah. HAVE! a good game. I just need to pull myself together and quit acting like a lame whiny JUVENILE! little grub.

[Phantom Gamer]

Did... Did I kill our session when I stopped being active?

Lousy Stupid Bob Danged Life!

No, I'm just waiting for something to happen.
Also COME BACK TAM LIN

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+
AV: I'm not sure what clouding EVEN! is, I was just repeating.
AV: Anyway, I just don't know...
AV: You guys are pretty cool and all, but I'd be useless right now.
AV: But thanks for sticking up for me.
AV: I might be able to join up later. I swear to gog I'll be back to my awesome self and emerge VICTORIOUS! from this stupid little crisis.
AV: Because that's what it is. Stupid. And little. I will crush it like a giant reptilian musclebeast.
AV: Ew, that would be the worst thing to roleplay ever.
AV: But yeah. HAVE! a good game. I just need to pull myself together and quit acting like a lame whiny JUVENILE! little grub.
SP: -[My lusus is part reptile. ^o_O]+
SP: +[Uh, well, you already seem to be on the upswing.]-
SP: +[So keep it up and you'll be ready for the medium in no time.]-

[Marionette]

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+
AV: I'm not sure what clouding EVEN! is, I was just repeating.
AV: Anyway, I just don't know...
AV: You guys are pretty cool and all, but I'd be useless right now.
AV: But thanks for sticking up for me.
AV: I might be able to join up later. I swear to gog I'll be back to my awesome self and emerge VICTORIOUS! from this stupid little crisis.
AV: Because that's what it is. Stupid. And little. I will crush it like a giant reptilian musclebeast.
AV: Ew, that would be the worst thing to roleplay ever.
AV: But yeah. HAVE! a good game. I just need to pull myself together and quit acting like a lame whiny JUVENILE! little grub.
SP: -[My lusus is part reptile. ^o_O]+
SP: +[Uh, well, you already seem to be on the upswing.]-
SP: +[So keep it up and you'll be ready for the medium in no time.]-
AV: Yes, but I assume it's not EXTAORDINARILY! large and meaty.
AV: If so, sorry if that was OFFENSIVE!
AV: I might sound better, but I'm really not thinking straight.
AV: I mean, I just APOLOGIZED! for that, of all things. I'm APOLOGIZING! all OVER! the place. I must look UNBELIEVABLY! dumb.
AV: Life should be gogdamn APOLOGIZING! to me. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+
AV: I'm not sure what clouding EVEN! is, I was just repeating.
AV: Anyway, I just don't know...
AV: You guys are pretty cool and all, but I'd be useless right now.
AV: But thanks for sticking up for me.
AV: I might be able to join up later. I swear to gog I'll be back to my awesome self and emerge VICTORIOUS! from this stupid little crisis.
AV: Because that's what it is. Stupid. And little. I will crush it like a giant reptilian musclebeast.
AV: Ew, that would be the worst thing to roleplay ever.
AV: But yeah. HAVE! a good game. I just need to pull myself together and quit acting like a lame whiny JUVENILE! little grub.
SP: -[My lusus is part reptile. ^o_O]+
SP: +[Uh, well, you already seem to be on the upswing.]-
SP: +[So keep it up and you'll be ready for the medium in no time.]-
AV: Yes, but I assume it's not EXTAORDINARILY! large and meaty.
AV: If so, sorry if that was OFFENSIVE!
AV: I might sound better, but I'm really not thinking straight.
AV: I mean, I just APOLOGIZED! for that, of all things. I'm APOLOGIZING! all OVER! the place. I must look UNBELIEVABLY! dumb.
AV: Life should be gogdamn APOLOGIZING! to me. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
SP: -[Life never apologizes.]+
SP: +[You have to take the incentive and get even the old fashioned way.]-
SP: +[I have a saying,]-
SP: +[What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.]-
SP: +[So go ahead and give me everything you've got.]-
SP: +[Course, I was having my own breakdown when I said it, so the 'you' in the situation is left a bit unclear.]-
SP: -[Actually, that's when I drew a target on my shirt. More metaphoric than anything, I guess.]+
SP: +[Don't worry about the lusus, though, it's fine.]-
SP: +[The lion head is the cool one, anyways.]-

[compulsiveInventor]

cC: hon32tly?
cC: ! hav3 a2 much of a clu3 a2 you all.
cC: my t3am may all b3 d3ad alr3ady
cC: ! hav3n't h3ard from th3m in a wh!l3.
cC: ! don't r3ally know
cC: al2o sP you can g3t !t h3r3 v!a alch3my
cC: th3 2burban var!3ty
cC: ! hav3 a 2p3c!al 2ourc3

*candiedCannibalizer has sent "B3YOND3R.exe" to everyone*


cC: that !2 my 2ourc3
cC: talk to th3 p3opl3 on B3yond3r
cC: th3y s33m to know a lot

candiedCannibalizer has ceased trolling Trollslum

EC: Ah~! I'mm not dead yet~!
EC: My bed started to do weird things againn~
EC: And stole my computer~
EC: And thenn my bed dropped it into the slime~ :(
EC: And it wouldn't work~ :(
EC: So I finally got it fixed and cleaned~
EC: But I can play now~!!
EC: Also, I think our team has eight now<3?
EC: Am I right<3?
EC: I'mm so confused~ :(
EC: Also, is it okay for Pagan to join our team<3?
EC: Evenn though I think he already has~
EC: *giggles*
EC: ...
EC: ... SP<3?
EC: ...
EC: Are you a Male Submarine Submonarch<3? :3 <3?

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Hey, also. EC is my super real-for-dealz pesterchum handle~ I'm usually on throughout the day and I prefer RPin' over the client rather than in the forums -- ALSO, sorry that I dropped off the face of Alternia for a while. I was in the process of moving back to college and school's starting and bluh bluh details. But I should still be around every now and again. :3

ALSO ALSO: Red Pen, your stuff is amazing. <3 And all of the new trolls~ <3 And yay SP guy~ *parties a little late, but parties none the less* Okay, I think I'm kinda caught up on everything. Phew. :O

[empireomega]

Azilar: Ignore.

Goddammit what now.

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You swear if you get interrupted one more time, you're gonna rip someone's--

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Oh yeah.

[Ikuzo]

No, I'm just waiting for something to happen.
Also COME BACK TAM LIN

I'm... lazy. I'll work on it.
I PROMISE I WON'T LEAVE YOU GUYS.

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] began trolling esurientCzarina [eC] --

SP: -[I'm going to assume you were referring to Pervert but in the chance that this is not the case I'll state that I am not an aquatic duke or whatnot.]+
SP: -[I was told that you led Cannibalizer's session. Pagan seems to have decided to join my server loop.]+
SP: -[Though, if you wanted to trade I- no, gogdammit, this is my team and I'm sticking with them.]+
SP: +[I offer my apologies, but as a peer, not a subordinate.]-

[JazzTap]

JT: Oh, well, alryght then. Y wysh ye the best, Ryzza, and hope ye can yndeed joyn yn later.
JT: Cloudyng ys just FLARP's term for beyng the server to a clyent, although FLARP doesn't get ynto chayns of them.
JT: So both SPs, HP, and AD form a team? Whylst JN and FW, and myself as well, are seekyng a team?
JT: Not takyng ynto account CC's team.
JT: Yt does not seem too bad. There are seven, total - eyght yncludyng two gyrls yf AV can rejoyn.
JT: Yf that ys okay, we can begyn dyscussyng order. FW, Y assume ys yn fayrly ymmenent danger; JN has a few hours; Y have a couple hours, maybe, Y am not sure? AV has some tyme. And Y am not sure of anyone else.

[Maxfield-Elite]

JT: Oh, well, alryght then. Y wysh ye the best, Ryzza, and hope ye can yndeed joyn yn later.
JT: Cloudyng ys just FLARP's term for beyng the server to a clyent, although FLARP doesn't get ynto chayns of them.
JT: So both SPs, HP, and AD form a team? Whylst JN and FW, and myself as well, are seekyng a team?
JT: Not takyng ynto account CC's team.
JT: Yt does not seem too bad. There are seven, total - eyght yncludyng two gyrls yf AV can rejoyn.
JT: Yf that ys okay, we can begyn dyscussyng order. FW, Y assume ys yn fayrly ymmenent danger; JN has a few hours; Y have a couple hours, maybe, Y am not sure? AV has some tyme. And Y am not sure of anyone else.
SP: +[Fair enough, but I say we split into two smaller loops in the same session. I... think you can do that.]-
SP: +[I'll lead one loop, you can lead the other.]-
SP: +[You lead team Alpha, I'm taking team Omega.]-
SP: -[So, I guess Pagan already decided I'm his server.]+
SP: -[And Pervert is the least likely to doublecross me or whatever.]+
SP: +[And Virago is the only other one I really know well enough to trust.]-
SP: -[So, we're Omega.]+

[blitzkriegxd1]

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-- surreptitiousPervert [sP] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --

SP: :/ I suppose I can be your server if you need me to, I mean, I certainly don't want you getting killed by meteors :/
SP: ^^; I would've preferred to be server for a girl, really ^^;
SP: :/ But oh well, we do what we gotta do. :/
SP: :) I'm installing the game now, give me a heads up when you need me :)
SP: ^^; I've got time, I can't even see any meteors yet, I had no idea they were there until Cannibalizer told me ^^;
SP: :) Oh, and feel free to find another server player for yourself if you like, perhaps one with a slightly more urgent predicament who'll need to be saved sooner than me :)
SP: ;) Preferably of the female variety ;)
SP: :/ Because let's be honest, I'm a way better choice for connecting to a girl than Pagan :/
SP: >:( It's guys like him that give perverts a bad name >:(
SP: -[Pagan isn't a girl?]+
SP: -[The picture sure looked like a girl.]+
SP: -[And I usually don't screw up peoples genders.]+
SP: -[Nevermind. Yes, Pervert, I'll try to make the last player a girl.]+
SP: O_O Wait, wait... Pagan's a GIRL?! O_O
SP: @_@ But... but he... I guess she... is so... like, the opposite of what a girl is like! @_@
SP: :/ And besides, I thought he/she/they/WHATEVER liked dressing up as a girl. :/
SP: :/ Why would he/she/they/YOUGETTHEPICTURE even put that if they were a girl? :/
SP: :| I'd think it would go without saying :|
SP: :/ I think Pagan is just a dude who likes dressing like a girl :/
SP: ^^; which is fine, no offense Pagan ^^;

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-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+
AV: I'm not sure what clouding EVEN! is, I was just repeating.
AV: Anyway, I just don't know...
AV: You guys are pretty cool and all, but I'd be useless right now.
AV: But thanks for sticking up for me.
AV: I might be able to join up later. I swear to gog I'll be back to my awesome self and emerge VICTORIOUS! from this stupid little crisis.
AV: Because that's what it is. Stupid. And little. I will crush it like a giant reptilian musclebeast.
AV: Ew, that would be the worst thing to roleplay ever.
AV: But yeah. HAVE! a good game. I just need to pull myself together and quit acting like a lame whiny JUVENILE! little grub.
SP: -[My lusus is part reptile. ^o_O]+
SP: +[Uh, well, you already seem to be on the upswing.]-
SP: +[So keep it up and you'll be ready for the medium in no time.]-
AV: Yes, but I assume it's not EXTAORDINARILY! large and meaty.
AV: If so, sorry if that was OFFENSIVE!
AV: I might sound better, but I'm really not thinking straight.
AV: I mean, I just APOLOGIZED! for that, of all things. I'm APOLOGIZING! all OVER! the place. I must look UNBELIEVABLY! dumb.
AV: Life should be gogdamn APOLOGIZING! to me. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
SP: -[Life never apologizes.]+
SP: +[You have to take the incentive and get even the old fashioned way.]-
SP: +[I have a saying,]-
SP: +[What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.]-
SP: +[So go ahead and give me everything you've got.]-
SP: +[Course, I was having my own breakdown when I said it, so the 'you' in the situation is left a bit unclear.]-
SP: -[Actually, that's when I drew a target on my shirt. More metaphoric than anything, I guess.]+
SP: +[Don't worry about the lusus, though, it's fine.]-
SP: +[The lion head is the cool one, anyways.]-
SP: ^^ Hey now, relax babe ^^
SP: :) It's okay to be freaking out, apparently the world is ending and there are giant meteors coming to kill us all and it seems our only hope to survive is a game, I totally understand :)
SP: :D But it's nothing to worry about :D
SP: ^^ The game is easy to get into, and right now all of us seem to have plenty of time ^^
SP: :) Nothing bad is going to happen to any of us, all this will be worked out, and this whole thing is gonna turn out to be one big epic adventure we'll all love, I know it :)
SP: ;) Trust me babe, would a guy like me lie to a beautiful girl like you? ;)

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EC: Ah~! I'mm not dead yet~!
EC: My bed started to do weird things againn~
EC: And stole my computer~
EC: And thenn my bed dropped it into the slime~ :(
EC: And it wouldn't work~ :(
EC: So I finally got it fixed and cleaned~
EC: But I can play now~!!
EC: Also, I think our team has eight now<3?
EC: Am I right<3?
EC: I'mm so confused~ :(
EC: Also, is it okay for Pagan to join our team<3?
EC: Evenn though I think he already has~
EC: *giggles*
EC: ...
EC: ... SP<3?
EC: ...
EC: Are you a Male Submarine Submonarch<3? :3 <3?
SP: ;D ooh, hey babe, you're a cute one ;D
SP: :/ I'm a submonarch, technically, but also technically I'm not a submarine submonarch, I don't live in the ocean :/
SP: ;) But for a pretty girl like you baby, I could be ;)

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- surreptitiousPervert [sP] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --

SP: :/ I suppose I can be your server if you need me to, I mean, I certainly don't want you getting killed by meteors :/
SP: ^^; I would've preferred to be server for a girl, really ^^;
SP: :/ But oh well, we do what we gotta do. :/
SP: :) I'm installing the game now, give me a heads up when you need me :)
SP: ^^; I've got time, I can't even see any meteors yet, I had no idea they were there until Cannibalizer told me ^^;
SP: :) Oh, and feel free to find another server player for yourself if you like, perhaps one with a slightly more urgent predicament who'll need to be saved sooner than me :)
SP: ;) Preferably of the female variety ;)
SP: :/ Because let's be honest, I'm a way better choice for connecting to a girl than Pagan :/
SP: >:( It's guys like him that give perverts a bad name >:(
SP: -[Pagan isn't a girl?]+
SP: -[The picture sure looked like a girl.]+
SP: -[And I usually don't screw up peoples genders.]+
SP: -[Nevermind. Yes, Pervert, I'll try to make the last player a girl.]+
SP: O_O Wait, wait... Pagan's a GIRL?! O_O
SP: @_@ But... but he... I guess she... is so... like, the opposite of what a girl is like! @_@
SP: :/ And besides, I thought he/she/they/WHATEVER liked dressing up as a girl. :/
SP: :/ Why would he/she/they/YOUGETTHEPICTURE even put that if they were a girl? :/
SP: :| I'd think it would go without saying :|
SP: :/ I think Pagan is just a dude who likes dressing like a girl :/
SP: ^^; which is fine, no offense Pagan ^^;
SP: -[That's another... somewhat more disturbing theory.]+
SP: -[I guess one of us should ask.]+
SP: +[So let me take a moment to say,]-
SP: >[NOT IT! (phew)]<

[amnesiaDinosaur]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [AD] began trolling stabilizedParadox [SP]
AD : z0 iz 7h47 4 y3z i c4n j0in y0ur t34m 0r 4 n0 i c4n7

[crash826]

candiedCannibalizer began pestering esurientCzarina

cC: gogdarn!t f3arl322 l3ad3r what th3 h3ck
cC: and wh3r3 !2 qu!32c3ntZ3alot
cC: ! got a m3t3or to the fac3 a f3w m!nut32 ago
cC: anyway ! d!d what Coron3r 2a!d and ! got som3 w!3rd th!ng
cC: l!k3 a gla22 flapb3a2t cag3
cC: w!th a flapb3a2t !n !t, al2o gla22
cC: any !d3a2, oh glor!ou2 l3ad3r?

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
AD: z0 iz 7h47 4 y3z i c4n j0in y0ur t34m 0r 4 n0 i c4n7
SP: -[Uh, well, sort of both.]+
SP: +[With the plan I've come up with, you'll be in my session...]-
SP: +[But you'll have to join Templar's team]-

[JazzTap]

JT: Oh, well, alryght then. Y wysh ye the best, Ryzza, and hope ye can yndeed joyn yn later.
JT: Cloudyng ys just FLARP's term for beyng the server to a clyent, although FLARP doesn't get ynto chayns of them.
JT: So both SPs, HP, and AD form a team? Whylst JN and FW, and myself as well, are seekyng a team?
JT: Not takyng ynto account CC's team.
JT: Yt does not seem too bad. There are seven, total - eyght yncludyng two gyrls yf AV can rejoyn.
JT: Yf that ys okay, we can begyn dyscussyng order. FW, Y assume ys yn fayrly ymmenent danger; JN has a few hours; Y have a couple hours, maybe, Y am not sure? AV has some tyme. And Y am not sure of anyone else.
SP: +[Fair enough, but I say we split into two smaller loops in the same session. I... think you can do that.]-
SP: +[I'll lead one loop, you can lead the other.]-
SP: +[You lead team Alpha, I'm taking team Omega.]-
SP: -[So, I guess Pagan already decided I'm his server.]+
SP: -[And Pervert is the least likely to doublecross me or whatever.]+
SP: +[And Virago is the only other one I really know.]-
SP: -[So, we're Omega.]+
JT: HP <- SPa <- SPe <- AV | FW <- JT <- JN <- AD
JT: Tentatyvely, anyways... but Y suppose thys works on paper.
JT: Hopefully any objectyons shall be easyly resolved.
JT: Y hath added ye all to my Trollyan roll, and wyll send my team the server and clyent programs from SPa.
JT: Y am ynstallyng them both on my system now.

-- judiciousTemplar [jT] began trolling frozenWords [fW]--
-- judiciousTemplar [jT] sent files "sgrubserver.sbr" and "sgrubclient.sbr" --
JT: Once ye ynstall the clyent, Y shalt be ready to connect.
JT: Yf ye styll hath that meteor bearyng down on ye, Y mean.

((And by Trollian, I mean Pesterchum, if Pokolo, Phantom Gamer, and/or whoever are up for using that.))

[amnesiaDinosaur]

-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --
AD: z0 iz 7h47 4 y3z i c4n j0in y0ur t34m 0r 4 n0 i c4n7
SP: -[Uh, well, sort of both.]+
SP: +[With the plan I've come up with, you'll be in my session...]-
SP: +[But you'll have to join Templar's team]-
AD : 0k z0 wh0 wi11 b3 my z3rv3r

[Maxfield-Elite]

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] began trolling judiciousTemplar [jT] --

JT: Cloudyng ys just FLARP's term for beyng the server to a clyent, although FLARP doesn't get ynto chayns of them.
JT: So both SPs, HP, and AD form a team? Whylst JN and FW, and myself as well, are seekyng a team?
JT: Not takyng ynto account CC's team.
JT: Yt does not seem too bad. There are seven, total - eyght yncludyng two gyrls yf AV can rejoyn.
JT: Yf that ys okay, we can begyn dyscussyng order. FW, Y assume ys yn fayrly ymmenent danger; JN has a few hours; Y have a couple hours, maybe, Y am not sure? AV has some tyme. And Y am not sure of anyone else.
SP: +[Fair enough, but I say we split into two smaller loops in the same session. I... think you can do that.]-
SP: +[I'll lead one loop, you can lead the other.]-
SP: +[You lead team Alpha, I'm taking team Omega.]-
SP: -[So, I guess Pagan already decided I'm his server.]+
SP: -[And Pervert is the least likely to doublecross me or whatever.]+
SP: +[And Virago is the only other one I really know.]-
SP: -[So, we're Omega.]+
JT: HP <- SPa <- SPe <- AV | FW <- JT <- JN <- AD
JT: Tentatyvely, anyways... but Y suppose thys works on paper.
JT: Hopefully any objectyons shall be easyly resolved.
JT: Y hath added ye all to my Trollyan roll, and wyll send my team the server and clyent programs from SPa.
JT: Y am ynstallyng them both on my system now.
SP: +[Good. I've got mine installed and am waiting for Pagan.]-
SP: +[I'll catch you on the other side.]-

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] ceased trolling judiciousTemplar [jT] --


-- amnesiaDinosaur [aD] began trolling stabilizedParadox [sP] --

AD: z0 iz 7h47 4 y3z i c4n j0in y0ur t34m 0r 4 n0 i c4n7
SP: -[Uh, well, sort of both.]+
SP: +[With the plan I've come up with, you'll be in my session...]-
SP: +[But you'll have to join Templar's team]-
AD: 0k z0 wh0 wi11 b3 my z3rv3r
SP: +[If everything goes according to plan, Words.]-
SP: -[I suggest you troll team alpha for updates.]+
SP: -[That's the team you're on. Templar's the leader.]+

-- stabilizedParadox [sP] ceased trolling amnesiaDinosaur [aD] --

(I'll be on Pesterchum too. Same handle. EDIT: And for some reason, it thinks my handle is pesterchumClient and some numbers. Help?)

[crash826]

(Mine is introvertedReader)

[Marionette]

(The reason this took me so long as that I did ALL THAT WORK on the image, and then realized I forgot to draw horns. GRAAAH. I'll fix it... eventually.)

-- arcaneVirago [AV] began trolling Trollslum --
AV: Okay. All this stuff is confusing me.
AV: I don't HAVE! a clue what's going down anymore.
AV: And I'm beginning to freak. Which is totally not normal.
AV: I feel like I'm going to start RAVING! or something.
AV: By which I don't mean that I'm going to wiggle around in the dark with a cheap stick full of neon slime and pretty much look like an idiot.
AV: I'm kind of HAVING! a breakdown. I guess I probably still look like an idiot.
AV: It's really not awesome at all. It's like a NEGATIVE! ZERO! on my scale.
AV: And don't GIVE! me crap about that not EXISTING! or making any sense because I totally know that already.
AV: Anyway.
AV: I hate to REVEAL! this factoid publicly.
AV: But I'm not sure I'm fit to do much of anything right now.
AV: JT mentioned me possibly clouding for someone...
AV: I'm not sure that can happen right now. :(
AV: If you can find someone else, just go ahead and do your thing. SAVE! YOURSELVES! I'll still be ok for a while.
AV: If you need girls, though, I'll see what I can do...
SP: -[Clouding?]+
SP: +[Well, whatever. I'd be glad to have you in the server loop.]-
SP: +['Raving' is a temporary situation, trust me, you'll be a great asset to the team.]-
SP: +[Plus, you already know most of the team. Group psychology figures more into strategy than one would imagine.]-
SP: -[Which is why I'm trying to fix the gender ratios.]+
AV: I'm not sure what clouding EVEN! is, I was just repeating.
AV: Anyway, I just don't know...
AV: You guys are pretty cool and all, but I'd be useless right now.
AV: But thanks for sticking up for me.
AV: I might be able to join up later. I swear to gog I'll be back to my awesome self and emerge VICTORIOUS! from this stupid little crisis.
AV: Because that's what it is. Stupid. And little. I will crush it like a giant reptilian musclebeast.
AV: Ew, that would be the worst thing to roleplay ever.
AV: But yeah. HAVE! a good game. I just need to pull myself together and quit acting like a lame whiny JUVENILE! little grub.
SP: -[My lusus is part reptile. ^o_O]+
SP: +[Uh, well, you already seem to be on the upswing.]-
SP: +[So keep it up and you'll be ready for the medium in no time.]-
AV: Yes, but I assume it's not EXTAORDINARILY! large and meaty.
AV: If so, sorry if that was OFFENSIVE!
AV: I might sound better, but I'm really not thinking straight.
AV: I mean, I just APOLOGIZED! for that, of all things. I'm APOLOGIZING! all OVER! the place. I must look UNBELIEVABLY! dumb.
AV: Life should be gogdamn APOLOGIZING! to me. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
SP: -[Life never apologizes.]+
SP: +[You have to take the incentive and get even the old fashioned way.]-
SP: +[I have a saying,]-
SP: +[What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.]-
SP: +[So go ahead and give me everything you've got.]-
SP: +[Course, I was having my own breakdown when I said it, so the 'you' in the situation is left a bit unclear.]-
SP: -[Actually, that's when I drew a target on my shirt. More metaphoric than anything, I guess.]+
SP: +[Don't worry about the lusus, though, it's fine.]-
SP: +[The lion head is the cool one, anyways.]-
SP: ^^ Hey now, relax babe ^^
SP: :) It's okay to be freaking out, apparently the world is ending and there are giant meteors coming to kill us all and it seems our only hope to survive is a game, I totally understand :)
SP: :D But it's nothing to worry about :D
SP: ^^ The game is easy to get into, and right now all of us seem to have plenty of time ^^
SP: :) Nothing bad is going to happen to any of us, all this will be worked out, and this whole thing is gonna turn out to be one big epic adventure we'll all love, I know it :)
SP: ;) Trust me babe, would a guy like me lie to a beautiful girl like you? ;)
AV: I know. I know. Only weak little grubs wait around for life to do things for them, and it's not gonna happen.
AV: I'm pretty much the epitome of suck right now.
AV: I EXPLODED! into a ball of anti-awesome.
AV: And now I'm just whining and whining.
AV: If I weren't myself right now, I'd probably want to GIVE! myself a VIGOROUS! slapping.
AV: In fact...

> Rizza: give yourself a vigorous slapping



AV: OH GOG! THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!
AV: IT JUST REALLY HURT!
AV: ... you might wanna watch out, PERVY! SP. I got an arm on me.
AV: Anyway, I think I might be feeling a little better.
AV: A VERY! little bit.
AV: EXCEPTING! the stinging pain in my face.
AV: So, thanks I guess, SP, JT, other SP.